What’s the weirdest thing a visitor has done in your house/home?

Fitting my clothes without my permission.

came to my house, I tried to make move, she declined and said she can't, she sees me as her younger brother.

dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother

You are the weird person.

Opened the refrigerator in the kitchen to see what is inside without anybody asking her to...

Wondered what she was looking for inside there

She gave a loud fart right beside me.

dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother

hows that not weird

Refusing to live and behaving as if we were married.

A girl fvcking my best friend in my own room

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

Most youths these days are perverts and promiscuous. Most times, it seem guys promiscuity is on another level, but in truth, females are no exception, they are only reluctant, shy or timid of making a move.

I wonder what happened to our dignity and morality

this guy would come to my place remove his shirt and short be walking around in boxers

There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

Using my tootbrush, towel and soap.

very funny comment

She came and the next thing she did was complain that I have too many curtains at home , in fact that I need to buy a particular type that she likes.

Na that day I start to de look am bad eye

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virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

My sister it's a matter of saying no. You can never tell what is on a woman's mind.

I have been so gentlemanly with a female visitor before that we spent the whole time in the living room watching TV.

On the stairs seeing her off she asked me," so na tv u take me watch today?"

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

I now realise why you hate girls

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

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dukeprince50:
came to my house, I tried to touch her, she declined and said she can't do it, she sees me as her younger brother

A visitor that came to help teach me engine drawing. Let me say he is more like a bf to me. Na so i caught him kissing my roommate that kind midnight.

A female visitor came. So I went to get her something, only for me to com back and saw her lying in my bed. Chai.
I dont like sharing my bed with anyone. I didn't find it funny that day.

Man basically collected TV remote..Na him dey run show..

Youngkingjaey1:

fucking my senior brother in my dad matrimonial bed.

And she disturb me with her moans
It pain me that day, I can't forget

This one deep oooo....

But bro, why u no enter set nA...Abi u no sabi the scope

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

Take this one make u take jolly ....them still dey bring plenty com....

All those gals them go dey claim say dem get sense

Funny experience

Lol..please can you snap the picture of the artwork and paste here

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

We were seating in the mejlis when a total stranger ran with full speed inside our house and jumped
into the toilet and locked the door, puuuuuurrrrrrr taaaaaaaaar was all we could hear, she came out apologizing
that she was almost dying.

Guest toilet is just beside the mejlis and always open.