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Marlians have a zero fashion sense

They all deserve a NOBELt prize

I place my wife above everything, even in our sex life , she comes first.

Stephen king has a son named Joe
I'm not Joking, but he is.

No apologies to fashion police, I will like to wear my heart on my sleeve.

I don't mind using a public toilet, no shit!

Christina, I don't have time to argue now. We should Aguilera.

My pastor said we should confess our sins and cum clean, oh well I masturbated with a bar of soap.

So I moved from masturbation addiction to sex addiction. It's OK to say my addiction has gotten "out of hand"

novakane:
So I moved from masturbation addiction to sex addiction. It's OK to say my addiction has gotten "out of hand"

So, you don't even THRUST your HANDS any longer.

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. Then again, they're also down to earth

Eke40seven:
Let's do internet and computer*

I could not connect to the internet indoors, I could browse with all the mosquitoes outside and come back in with MEGA BITES.

Here's mine
My bed was PEACE FULL so I changed my my mind and did the SHEET

Evangelio:
Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope!

I'm so dope I connect two cities.

Tamaratonye1:
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. Then again, they're also down to earth

Good idea, never trust domestic flights

I was tired and wanted to go, so I came.

Eke40seven:
Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING.

He was at the ocean And his lakes couldn't carry him across

Blackeard:
Just finished watching this P0rn0 where the women were having sex with their biological kid. Starring : Pamela andherSon.

How did they manage toGETher?

If you weigh it you would understand that time doesn't(isnt) matter.

Lalasticlala used to be a tailor, now he just makes threads.

Yesterday at the studio I KILLED the beat and SHOT the video

I mistakenly sprayed a certain body spray into my mouth, now im talking with a strange 'axe' scent.

He said he likes sex but he doesn't give a fnck about what people say about him.

If she's into you, you may nut
If not, you may not

I named my gun 'something' becos something must kill a man.

If u are famous, u wont be bothered by the heat in naija cos u wud have lots of fans.

A clown held the door open for me.
Such a kind jester.

40 and 42 are both 40 I mean, 42 is forty too

...so their relationship had an issue sometime ago, but I knew Offset won't just let Cardi B

She was watching the news and breastfeeding her baby at once... Obviously she was going through the news feed...

a lion will never cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood

Why do all the INSAne,see themselves sane in the world of insanity?

Hades is for the heads who dwell in hates.

I didn't understand why the toilet paper went down the hill until i found out that it wanted to get to the bottom.