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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by hjedua(m): 3:37am On Feb 16, 2020
He actually eased him the stress of wooing by giving her to him by himself [/quote]

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by proddey(m): 3:51am On Feb 16, 2020
What happened to you is normal.. read my post here and send me an email. I will send you an ebook...

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Jabioro: 4:11am On Feb 16, 2020
Kingsteve:
Op, what happened to you is called Liver Cuttage
As a guy, it is a phase one must pass through before being more confident.

Don't worry, nothing is wrong with you, you will outgrow it soon.

Next time: never cram, I repeat: never cram what you'll tell her.

Just approach her and start a convo...a meaningul one.
You can start with...I haven't seen you around here, do you live in the neighborhood?

Prof make you know spoiled we the small small boys at home now.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Olisehinnocent: 5:30am On Feb 16, 2020
Blu03:
I remember stalking a classmate i had a crush on. It was so hard to talk to him. My hands would shake and my palms were sweaty. It was a scary thing

I don't know what love feels like again.
So females also woo a guy grin grin grin
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by mrkings84(m): 5:38am On Feb 16, 2020
My brother wooing Na ministerial job or do say Na God's given talent/destiny. If u are not called into that ministry u better locate what ur ministry is!
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by franugo(m): 6:08am On Feb 16, 2020
fecosequence:
this thing happened to me when I was younger..i even tried to be funny and told her she walk so fast like she is going to a native doctors place..d gal in question was very arrogant sef..she insulted me black and blue..

Why won't she insult u Ur line is effing off point
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Fixedmatch4798: 6:21am On Feb 16, 2020
SEE BLEW
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by franugo(m): 6:21am On Feb 16, 2020
pocohantas:
Most times a guy does like that, he is new in the game, an introvert or he is chyking a girl he considers out of his league.

I have one trying to chyke me, yet he is calling me "Ma". He will send message, then delete it. I feel so much pity for him. The girl didn't have to be rude though. Just politely dismiss him if you are not interested. Except if the need to apply force arises.

He's calling u ma n trying to chyk you?? Na sugar mummy him dey find ni? Pls put him out of his misery o cry
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by TerryMcGinis(m): 6:27am On Feb 16, 2020
Amakavula:
And later you people would attackme for saying Nigerian guys fear beautiful women grin grin grin
let's out lengthy hiss.. If that's really you on your dp, if our paths crossed, I wouldn't even notice you. undecided angry

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by ubee(m): 6:33am On Feb 16, 2020
fecosequence:
this thing happened to me when I was younger..i even tried to be funny and told her she walk so fast like she is going to a native doctors place..d gal in question was very arrogant sef..she insulted me black and blue..
If what you can tell a woman or even a man you meet for the first time is - "you walk so fast like you are going to a native doctor's place" - then you deserve every ounce of insults that rained on you that day.

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by zedman1(m): 6:33am On Feb 16, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..
hahaha, so funny but I can relate. I think we all go through that stage, as a matter of fact mine lasted for so long until it got to a point I felt I wasn't like other guys, I attended an all boys school but started tripping for the first girl when I was in JSS 1 but couldn't do nothing!. I'm married now and before then I don't think I even wooed babes anymore sef. I just see you, if I like you, we start talking and with time it metamophoses into a relationship, simple naturally and no shaking of liver or heart beating. It will phase out, surely.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Austineva(m): 6:37am On Feb 16, 2020
U are not an apha. I tell u! U are a semi woman

Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by 3RNEST(m): 6:42am On Feb 16, 2020
Only in Nigeria, grin Wooing a girl is stressful.
Don't give up OP, grin grin grin grin still laffinq...
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Nobody: 6:43am On Feb 16, 2020
Wooing ladies is like football, it takes practice
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Nobody: 6:46am On Feb 16, 2020
Another cooked up story from seun crew

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Fash20: 6:46am On Feb 16, 2020
Amakavula:
And later you people would attackme for saying Nigerian guys fear beautiful women grin grin grin

Lol... True to some extent. You should say some Nigerian guys fear beautiful women.

I think I'm in the category. I find it difficult to approach the lady I like. The feeling is annoying and tormenting.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by LINTUNE(m): 7:02am On Feb 16, 2020
pocohantas:
Most times a guy does like that, he is new in the game, an introvert or he is chyking a girl he considers out of his league.

I have one trying to chyke me, yet he is calling me "Ma". He will send message, then delete it. I feel so much pity for him. The girl didn't have to be rude though. Just politely dismiss him if you are not interested. Except if the need gto apply force arises.
obviously u are way older than he is tongue..as for the 'ma' stuff , my bestie is 2 years older than I am, yet I call her "sexy mama" or "mama" ,its just sounds sexy and fun to me, dont let it get to ur head, "madam" undecided

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Austineva(m): 7:03am On Feb 16, 2020
Amakavula:
And later you people would attackme for saying Nigerian guys fear beautiful women grin grin grin
except me
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Austineva(m): 7:08am On Feb 16, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Op yours was better naw. In my own case back then na letter oh! I could remember one that took my love letter to the principal angry

Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Austineva(m): 7:15am On Feb 16, 2020
Malawian:

Love still dey shark this one, when babes don do you strong thing ehn, you go resemble dog wey chop shit.
grin grin grin
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by tyup(m): 7:21am On Feb 16, 2020
comshots:
You still be underage

don't say so I've got a 26year old friend who can't even ask a lady for handouts let alone talking

he's probably not the play boy type

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by tyup(m): 7:23am On Feb 16, 2020
Offpoint:
Capital L to your car bro, but never give up. There's no book for it, keep practicing.

Had similar experience then, the difference with mine is... immediately she turned back and looked at me I ended up saying "I Jesus love you"

Jeez, after 3 weeks of practice... I Jesus love you was the only thing I could said say.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by chigo003(m): 7:26am On Feb 16, 2020
We should fry beans

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by BrainSanitizer: 7:32am On Feb 16, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

With a little touch, it'll make a good start.
Nice story. But you need to make your language more engaging and use first person statements more. It makes a story come more close to reality.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by johnnyn1(m): 7:35am On Feb 16, 2020
I thought I’m the only one oo.
Be responsible, be jovial, be nice.
Make friends with who you like, remember friends only.
Be relevant in the friendship and see the magicals happening..

We are called Alpha Male wink
biGDhAp:
cramming lines lol .. how old is the op sef?? ..




hit like if you never had to toast a girl before she becomes your gf ..



like seriously.. I can't recall me ever wooing a girl

Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by adanny01(m): 7:36am On Feb 16, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

I didn't read since yesterday I saw this post but would have regretted if I never did. Very hilarious I must say.

We've been through it, some worst than others.

Next time, keep it very very simple. When my liver used to fail me, all I did was reduce the talking and stopped trying to be who am not. I employed mind games thereafter.

The first time a girl sees you, all you need is to acknowledge each other. Like, "Hi, I couldn't ignore a beautiful girl like you".

There are several reactions to that remark, but even if she hiss, abuse you, smile, or whatever she does, you made a point that you are an admirer.

If her reaction was bad, put yourself in her sight more often, smiling too much and saying hi. Everytime you do that, her brain tells her, this guy likes me. Do that until she is ready. She can be ready to talk immediately, next day, a week or months later.

I realized when dating that only a few girls like to be wooed with sweet words. Not every guy has the sense of humour and confidence to use words. Find what works for you and use it.

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Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by azadus18: 7:45am On Feb 16, 2020
actually.am always lucky wen it cum to ladies matter, cuz i like talking in public space from childhood..but one incident i cant forget z , wen i had an encounter wit a lady cadet in d academy, 4years ago, dont know wot made me to shiver, so i told her am sure she dosent av d time to talk to me now, she told me she had all d time in dis world, dats wen i started stuttering,..las las i later realised she z older dan me, cuz pple like her reduced dia age..
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Tapout(m): 7:45am On Feb 16, 2020
CosmicJames:

It is a natural attraction. Not jazz.
The thing is; girls are like shadow.
The more you run after them, the more they run away. But if you run away from them, they will run after you.

The thing is that girls expect guys to come after them because that's the normal and usual thing in this part of the world.

So when a particular guy stay back in an environment or neighborhood while other guys are coming after them, they (girls) usually get curious as to why he's staying back.
The curiosity is their attraction. In the process of knowing why and how, they will do anything within their power to be with you. In other words, they will woo you!

But it is important to know that as a guy, for girls to be curious about you and to who you, you must be alive, active, calm and intelligent.

reverse psychology cool
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Obere4u: 7:48am On Feb 16, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

Op... No let the situation drag you down...
Use the situation for your own good.
When next you see her, you can walk up to her, say hello, and make fun of what happened.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Bear007(m): 7:50am On Feb 16, 2020
It's OK dear, you'll get better with time...
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Tchalz(m): 7:50am On Feb 16, 2020
This one got me!!!! Guy get up and dust yourself. There is always a first time to everything.
Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Kinjikitileking(m): 7:51am On Feb 16, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..
It does happen

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