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make we laugh.

Hhenryy:
LIES everywhere

ArticleBeast:
Guess u love adventure.... U can try sleeping nude outdoor for a start

would love that

wetmenow:
Na God save me from my gf(ex) 1 she ask me to suck her kpekus I did and the thing taste like salt . 2. she ask me to fucck her during her period I did. the was like magic, till one we had some issues and I told your charm won't work on me this time that was how we ended the relationship. Thank God for my life.

You suck a girl that has fuckēd other guys before?
Wonderful!

Please how did those old sperms in her pusṣy taste?

Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.

Na so you for carry curse. Besides it could be a test.

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

guy talk try....Lol

Greystone:
There was this babe i was so much in love with. Tall chocolate beauty with fine shape. She had spent the first 14 yrs of her life in Canada and Egypt so she was really nice and fun to be with. Conversations wer never dull with her.

I always assumed she a was prim and proper girl till one day we got talking about sex.

To my shock she confessed that she loves being a dominatrix ie. Wear black leather boots, tights, gloves, etc , tie up her man and flog and torture him. That the more she inflicts pain on him, the more she gets aroused.

In fact, she said one particular guy was crying and begging her to stop so much that she had a violent orgasm.

She said she can never marry a man who will not allow her to do this.

Me? Tie me up and flog me? For what?

I kee persin?

She never heard from me again. Rubbish.

I used to give her head often no problem until one day she asked me to go lower and lick her crack. I was like hell nah.

Hmmmm... I went to see one babe during my break at work.. I met she and her siblings in the compound.She took me to their parlor. Immediately we talk a little, she moved closer to my seat, removed my dick and started sucking.
Now, the elder sisters and brothers are within the compound. I was scared.
She removed her short while I gave her from behind.
We ended doing it one more time after that say.
Sweet things is enjoy doing it in a girlfriend's family house

Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls

BDSM

Alhajiclem:
One asked me to pour red oil inside here before sex.i just ran away out of her room into the kitchen and just wept for her life.never saw her again till I left gombe.

lol you flew like CASPeR

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

Kai bad child....keep biting and sucking salt

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Lol... This your story na wah

Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land

but girls here SCReam DaDDy

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

I laughed so hard that my mum asked me whom am laughing with.Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

guy, in Nigeria or what part of the globe?

sexylassie2:
Stop being dramatic, you didn't have.

You are also broke.

You couldn't be further from the truth , it's a turn off for some of us ( guys ). If a girl should ask for money prior to sex I'll send her off even if I have billions in my account

Most of every comment here are fake or fabricated.,
They are too funny.
Well I no too get time for nonsense, let me leave the thread..as I entered.

EricSmallz:
During my NYSC 2019, I hooked up with this very big babe (I like em big) at AKS (if you know you know), she met me at a bar, she was not impressed at first sight. She was saying I am too young for her and all that. I was scared too sha. I just gathered courage and convince her that I wasn't really as young as I was, she agreed to come around to see me at night.
Night came, we went straight to the point, During the action, babe started squirting uncontrollably. (That was the second time I had seen that shit in real life, first was my very first sex) Aunty said I should suck her while she was squirting, and I was at the middle of something I was enjoying, I kept telling her to wait first, that was how I banged till I came, all my bed has soaked Walahi. I stood up, I was panting, aunty said I should come and continue. I was like she should wait, she picked my d.ck, sucked it hard ASAP, and I continued, she was yelling and moaning, but I was losing my breath, I couldn't come the second time. I had to swallow my pride and stood up. If I read about men dying during sex romp, I can so relate. I almost gave up that day. I have never taken s.ex enhancing drugs in my life. But I almost died. My throat was all dried and my eyes were turning. She fell in live after that day sha.
Same lady sucked my dick in a bar when the gen went off, I was like WTF! In AKS, anything can happen �

very true, at ibeno beach there is this restaurant I patronise a lot and the proprietors niece had it in for me, when free I like playing scrabble there with my friends after eating. So one day after eating I was there sitting alone and placed my feet on the chair opposite me at the table, she just came, took my scrabble board and pieces out of my bag, placed it on the table, went and sat on the seat I placed my feet on, then placed my feet between her legs and I felt the wetness there already, we were lucky the tablecloth was big enough to cover her misdemeanor, she took my phone and typed her number into it and left, later that night I invited her over and screwed her brains out! AKS girls know how to hustle a dick when h0®ny, that I can testify to

Had a long time crush in an unusual place.

She sucked and insisted i cum in her mouth, which i gladly did. Next thing she asked me to open my mouth so she could pour it inside my own mouth......jeeezzzz.

That was how my local government crashed like 9ja stock market, I ran as fast as my legs could carry me and never looked back....

i still spit each i remember the ugly incident.

MOnkeyBabe:
you Sef. You are too BuSh. nO offence

I hear you

psalmylee:
I was licking her pussy n she came in my mouth and on my face..Gosh..the thing sweet sha.tasted salty

What you tasted is definitely old sperms of the guys that fuckēd her before you.

Happy sperm eating

Ghen ghen.

youngking22:
Beeped a girl once, while she was playing excess love mercy chinwo. Paused the song, she played it back saying she likes the song. Imagine getting dicked with two sound tracks, jesus you love me too much oooo, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, really weird.

I just weak. Have you translated those khia songs to Igbo? Lol watCh Onye OZi. There's some GiRl SeDuCinG A white OlD man iGBo. lWkMD

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Na wa o, Na Real wa

paul100:
Fifty Shades

lol u can say that again

THAT I SHOULD WASH HER PANT BEFORE SHE ALLOWS ME TO FVCK HER.

SHORT STORY LONG, BEING A MAN OF INTEGRITY AND HIGH STATUS THAT I AM, I WASHED THE PANT VERY WELL THEN HANG HER ON MY WASH LINE AND FVCKED HER NALEDI STYLE THEN SHOT MY HOT CUM IN HER MOUTH.

nextlevelmoves:
Ijoki jo ni ijo asinwin God save you from madness dance.te author=Randy100 post=89293442]I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Ayo Ka Ayo, la ayo were

There was this girl I dated in 2006. I can call her weird because everything about her: from her dressing (black) to the way she roved her eyes at me, down to her sleeping habit was weird.


There was a time we were trying to make love, all of a sudden, like one possessed she said I should lie down, I did then she climbed up my face.
What I heard next was "Poo!"
Girl messed o. The stench turned my mouth sour and I lost erection immediately.

For a week, the stench persisted in my room. I had to crash with a friend.
That was the end of whatever we had. I cannot come and kill myself.

odogwunaija:
Once bleeped a chubby girl I met at the club, as we were doing it doggy, I was perceiving this pungent smell but I was determined to cum. When the smell became unbearable, I had to pull out only to see better shit full my penile cap(thank God I used protection).

I 1st asked her, "did I enter u thru the anus(anal sex)? She said No.
Then what's the meaning of this? By then my dick don humble. Na so she begin explain how she's been taking this drug for weight reduction that's been making her poo frequently. I just shake my head, enter bathroom go shower.
If I hear say I no block am

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OsuIgboIpob:
What you tasted is definitely old sperms of the guys that fuckēd her before you.

Happy sperm eating

a tialnwill convince u..Toto sweet sha..I no go lie

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

pass out for me ke... Nibo!

Toto no go kee una o