Your suggestions/advice are welcome

That is why they all have cafeteria

donbachi:
That is why they all have cafeteria

thank you bros

Let him cook what he knows, and eat what he cooks.

Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking), you will need a lot of provisions and pray it's yam season.


Had to survive on this for a session. Got to a time I was damn sick and felt it was due to lack of vegetables, that's how I ran to a buka to get some eba and vegetables.

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.




Verrry rich, find a girl to come cook for you, steady 'doking' and she would invite friends to join the party.


Call me for consultancy

Jackossky:
Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking), you will need a lot of provisions and pray it's yam season.


Had to survive on this for a session. Got to a time I was damn sick and felt it was due to lack of vegetables, that's how I ran to a buka to get some eba and vegetables.

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.




Verrry rich, find a girl to come cook for you, steady 'doking' and she would invite friends to join the party.


Call me for consultancy

lol bro you funny aha.I go learn how to cook by force

Just have numerous girlfriends and you will b fine

somtoto:
Just have numerous girlfriends and you will b fine

Thank you bros

somtoto:
Just have numerous girlfriends and you will b fine

Pestle fit land for your head o

Jackossky:
Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking), you will need a lot of provisions and pray it's yam season.


Had to survive on this for a session. Got to a time I was damn sick and felt it was due to lack of vegetables, that's how I ran to a buka to get some eba and vegetables.

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.




Verrry rich, find a girl to come cook for you, steady 'doking' and she would invite friends to join the party.


Call me for consultancy

I just hope she wouldn't add otumokpo to the meal. There is a trending video online by one lady called Omatshola

In my 100lv days I didn't know how to cook anything and I remember eating indomie three days straight before I humbled myself and I asked a roommate to teach me how to cook beans lols and in 200lv I could cook anything

Ha!!!
If you don't know how to cook and you're broke on top
Na only God go save you.
That's how one of my coursemate was calling me on the phone to ask me how to cook jollof spaghetti.

Pls if you don't know how to cook and you're going to uni and you're not rich,pls don't accept your admission.
Defer it till the next year when you've learnt how to cook.

Alexaonfleek:
Ha!!!
If you don't know how to cook and you're broke on top
Na only God go save you.
That's how one of my coursemate was calling me on the phone to ask me how to cook jollof spaghetti.

Pls if you don't know how to cook and you're going to uni and you're not rich,pls don't accept your admission.
Defer it till the next year when you've learnt how to cook.

Advice noted;thank you

Loris576:

Pestle fit land for your head o

lol

Learn how to cook bros

i survived bro for five fvcking years

Try and be close to belema and imabong, tell them your predicament and invite them to your home for cooking lessons. I learnt alot from the duo. These girls don't joke with stomach infrastructure.

Alexaonfleek:
Ha!!!
If you don't know how to cook and you're broke on top
Na only God go save you.
That's how one of my coursemate was calling me on the phone to ask me how to cook jollof spaghetti.

Pls if you don't know how to cook and you're going to uni and you're not rich,pls don't accept your admission.
Defer it till the next year when you've learnt how to cook.

When hunger strike you even though you have foodstuffs you go learn how to cook by force

speaking from experience

Edopesin:


When hunger strike you even though you have foodstuffs you go learn how to cook by force

speaking from experience

Edopesin:


When hunger strike you even though you have foodstuffs you go learn how to cook by force

speaking from experience

You didn't cook,you just mixed foodstuffs together

Alexaonfleek:
:-XYou didn't cook,you just mixed foodstuffs together

Lols the funny thing is you won't realize that it's rubbish you're eating as long as you are satisfied and no longer hungry, one reason why I can cook what I will eat but not for anyone else

CAPSLOCKED:
HE LEARNS HOW TO COOK.

Nope, two things will either happen.

IT'S EITHER HE FINDS HIMSELF AMONGST HIS FRIENDS (GUYS) WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK OR HE HIRES A GIRL (GIRLFRIEND) TO COOK FOR HIM.

LEARNING TO COOK IS HARD

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Nor worry last last you go learn
After you don tire to dey buy buy
And i waka well don begin fail you
Having many female friends to do it for you go still fail you

Even me as a real niggarrr learn how to cook as a student for Uniben that year
But at first it was not funny unto say for house i nor dey do any domestic chores not to talk of Cooking. Na my female siblings dey run am as the only real niggarrr with five female siblings
Na when i enter school my eye clear..... some times i go beg them make them come help me cook ogbono. At other times i go just run go house go carry already made food come begin dey warm for school...still all those method fail me. I was left with no choice than to learn

Eats his food raw
There is actually nothing to learn. Just put everything in the pot and apply heat. Wait till you can perceive the aroma and the food is done

He LEARNS how to cook.

School is actually where u learn everything

Cook

He can learn. The lockdown forced me to learn how to cook. Now I'm a Chef!

Cooking is a skill you learn, good food means good texture (right softness) , good smell (right flavour, spice etc) good taste ( perfect control of salt, spice and seasonings)

Couldn't cook beans when I got admission very young as a last born, it wasn't the internet days as we managed starcomms and multilinks data card on laptop, and super slow campus wifi

But guess what I can cook so well before graduation that my friends came to eat at my place always partly cos the dish was sweet and because the marijuana marinated well and cook right at perfect temperature

Follow simple instructions about cooking, like for rice , cooking it you need 1/3 rice 3/1 water, to get your salting right try salting ordinary water, for meat always marinate them with spice and seasonings and keep it too enter the meat for a while or mix it with your hands before boiling, boiling egg is for 15 minutes and cool it before peeling it



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Na food you go study there?