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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by LINTUNE(m): 7:01pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
Direct your rant to any akuko in your family. Mannerless thing!
lol akuko means "story" in igbo language, why not channel ur frustration to another thing and not me, i just made a point and here u are ranting.have u smoked weed this evening, madam?

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by eliash: 7:03pm On Aug 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin...I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof
lol baba u nailed it

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Finnese001: 7:03pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
It is Sister's code, the thread is directed to ladies. 90% of the commenters are guys. Have you no shame? Always chochocho in everything! Hain!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by raphy(m): 7:03pm On Aug 30, 2020
na man de write sister code abi.na woman in man moniker..


u no well buy u try...na guy code he the real this one ur sis go nack ua bf n tell u say i see him with one area father..
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Degrezhaa: 7:03pm On Aug 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin...I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof
Damn niggarr
you are the bomb niggarrr

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by khingTony(m): 7:03pm On Aug 30, 2020
Bluezy13:
Nonsense!!

The day I see this nonsense on front page is the day I will know that Nairaland is finished.
You Don see am now oh grin

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by ugodson(m): 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2020
I have dated two good friends and I knw all the secrets of both girls.
A girl can't keep one of these codes

Chikena!
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2020
Hathor5:


As expected. I am slowly beginning to believe that Nigerian men secretly wish they were women. cheesy
grin grin grin . The other time I talked about swap in gender behavior, the guy's thought I was making it up but it's the reality. A thread reads: Ladies how would you like to be asked out, first 3 pages nah guys comments. Another reads: Ladies how do you feel when you are sexually high, 90% of the comments were from guys.
Ladies tell us about your Period, suddenly Nl guys are the ones experiencing mensuration . Oginni? What self?

Still the same guy will lie against you that you want relationship and you send pm. What's it? Make them kuku collect veejay give us prick nah! cheesy

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Pearly255(f): 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2020
versashee:
Girls are just annoying!


You must be a girl....
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Onyebda(m): 7:05pm On Aug 30, 2020
hashtagged:
See the kind lame name sis code.
Abeg carry this one flush for toilet and stop copying everything guys do attention wanabe
aswear feminism at it's peak
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by MrColdsweat: 7:05pm On Aug 30, 2020
Hathor5:


As expected. I am slowly beginning to believe that many Nigerian men secretly wish they were women. cheesy

Why would a man wish he were something where other men dump their semen?

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Hathor5(f): 7:07pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
grin grin grin . The other time I talked about swap in gender behavior, the guy's thought I was making it up but it's the reality. A thread reads: Ladies how would you like to be asked out, first 3 pages nah guys comments. Another reads: Ladies how do you feel when you are sexually high, 90% of the comments were from guys.
Ladies tell us about your Period, suddenly Nl guys are the ones experiencing mensuration . Oginni? What self?

Still the same guy will lie against you that you want relationship and you send pm. What's it? Make them kuku collect veejay give us prick nah! cheesy

Something was in the water when their mamas were pregnant with them. It seems they have too much of the female hormones to be so confused about their gender. It also explains the excessive need to come off as super tough. cheesy

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by JustcallmeFavou(f): 7:07pm On Aug 30, 2020
binarymachine:


Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/08/30/8-important-sis-code-every-lady-must-follow/

98% of ladies hate themselves. And you know this OP. I as a lady, can attest to it that, most ladies even your so called friends can laugh at your face but say mean things behind your back.

So perhaps, the good sincere ones follow all what you wrote above. As a lady, is just to be mindful how you display your business to your female friends. Simple!!!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 7:07pm On Aug 30, 2020
LINTUNE:
lol akuko means "story" in igbo language, why not channel ur frustration to another thing and not me, i just made a point and here u are ranting.have u smoked weed this evening, madam?
Akuko means a c.ock in my own language, and I know how insulting you can be. However I apologise for misunderstanding.
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Hathor5(f): 7:08pm On Aug 30, 2020
MrColdsweat:


Why would a man wish he were something where other men dump their semen?

Maybe because then you wouldn't have to carry 'the dump' everywhere you go every day for the rest of your life. grin

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Goalnaldo(m): 7:08pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
grin grin grin . The other time I talked about swap in gender behavior, the guy's thought I was making it up but it's the reality. A thread reads: Ladies how would you like to be asked out, first 3 pages nah guys comments. Another reads: Ladies how do you feel when you are sexually high, 90% of the comments were from guys.
Ladies tell us about your Period, suddenly Nl guys are the ones experiencing mensuration . Oginni? What self?

Still the same guy will lie against you that you want relationship and you send pm. What's it? Make them kuku collect veejay give us prick nah! cheesy
this babe you Don start today again grin
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by AreaFada2: 7:09pm On Aug 30, 2020
Unless they are fellow runs girls, such code Na wash. Even at that the code is very limited when and absent if the prize is big enough.
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by kalvoken(m): 7:11pm On Aug 30, 2020
decatalyst:
Compound iranu...

As community nonsense.

A girl is not with me, probably she's with those alhajis or maybe shit eaters, and you want me to claim she's with me? What if she didn't make it back, how do I deny that she was never with me before.


Ladie, beware! This is totally a different scenario with that of guys. Don't ever try it o.



OYA OP, RECIEVE IT.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by LINTUNE(m): 7:12pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
Akuko means a c.ock in my own language, and I know how insulting you can be. However I apologise for misunderstanding.
lol ur apologies dont mean shit to me madam..anyways next time, calm down before u rant about certain issues, not every guys in narialand are trolls..

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2020
The sis code is ingrained, no one teaches you. You achieve emancipation and you will feel it.

As a rule of thumb, fear men who tell you a woman is your worst enemy. It is a divide and conquer technique. Has been working since Adam and women keep falling for it.

Fear women who say same too. Isn’t it impressive that other women are the problem but never them? grin grin

Ask them what makes a fellow woman your enemy, they will tell you envy/jealousy and gossip. Same thing men do when they see successful women and tag them olosho, bottom power.

What is the worst a sis can do to you? “Snatch“ your man? Let her go with him.

The day I started giving my fellow women extra support, that was the day I found true bliss. grin

That was the day I started meeting women who have my back. That was when I realized I can work with a female boss and have peace.

When you experience love of a fellow woman. Kai!!! Oh sweet Jesus!!!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2020
no 5 is dangerous and not safety prudent, u might get into trouble if something goes wrong
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Angelfrost(m): 7:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Not trying to follow any bandwagon here... But, this right here is more fiction and wishful thinking than reality!!!...
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 7:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
LINTUNE:
lol ur apologies dont mean shit to me madam..anyways next time, calm down before u rant about certain issues, not every guys in narialand are trolls..
It's obvious you Don hit head for ground! PLEASE fvck off!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Angelfrost(m): 7:16pm On Aug 30, 2020
Olarewajub:
Sister code? How about we enjoy our lives with less coding.

Well, the 'codes' are largely unwritten... More or less commonsense!!!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Dalil8: 7:16pm On Aug 30, 2020
MrColdsweat:


Why would a man wish he were something where other men dump their semen?

Abi oh

Vagina people wey dey bend down piss. God forbid bad thing.

Even God came to the world as a Man. Being a Man alone is being God-like.


If women had a chance to choose their gender in the next life. 90% would choose to be men. Believe that.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Oovi5(f): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2020
decatalyst:
Compound iranu...

Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2020
Hathor5:


Something was in the water when their mamas were pregnant with them. It seems they have too much of the female hormones to be so confused about their gender. It also explains the excessive need to come off as super tough. cheesy
They most likely fed on their Mama's oestrogen instead of food nutrients. They are so insecure and immature! It's worrisome! I fear for the next generation.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 7:19pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dalil8:


Abi oh

Vagina people wey dey bend down piss. God Forbid

If women had a chance to choose their gender in the next life. 90% would choose to be men. Believe that.

I wouldn’t choose to be a gender responsible for 99% of unrest in the world. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender profiled to be rapists, armed robbers or kidnappers. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender that gets shot by SARS.

Trust me, I would rather be a plastic spoon, than be a man.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by MrColdsweat: 7:19pm On Aug 30, 2020
[s]
pocohantas:
The sis code is ingrained, no one teaches you. You achieve emancipation and you will feel it.

As a rule of thumb, fear men who tell you a woman is your worst enemy. It is a divide and conquer technique. Has been working since Adam and women keep falling for it.

Fear women who say same too. Isn’t it impressive that other women are the problem but never them? grin grin

Ask them what makes a fellow woman your enemy, they will tell you envy/jealousy and gossip. Same thing men do when they see successful women and tag them olosho, bottom power.

What is the worst a sis can do to you? “Snatch“ your man? Let her go with him.

The day I started giving my fellow women extra support, that was the day I found true bliss. grin

That was the day I started meeting women who have my back. That was when I realized I can work with a female boss and have peace.

When you experience love of a fellow woman. Kai!!! Oh sweet Jesus!!!
[/s]

Anything is possible when you lie.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by muller101(m): 7:20pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
It is Sister's code, the thread is directed to ladies. 90% of the commenters are guys. Have you no shame? Always chochocho in everything! Hain!
No 3 and 8 has something to do with guys directly.
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by MrColdsweat: 7:22pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dalil8:


Abi oh

Vagina people wey dey bend down piss. God forbid bad thing.

Even God came to the world as a Man.

If women had a chance to choose their gender in the next life. 90% would choose to be men. Believe that.

According to a Greek myth, when the Gods created men, they were envious of the unity of men. Anything men set out to achieve, they accomplished it.

The gods then became scared that men would one day, unite and fight them.

That was why they created women. To weaken and destroy the unity amongst men.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by izzou(m): 7:22pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


I wouldn’t choose to be a gender responsible for 99% of unrest in the world. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender profiled to be rapists, armed robbers or kidnappers. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender that gets shot by SARS.

Trust me, I would rather be a plastic spoon, than be a man.

angry

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