Very true

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

MrColdsweat:
[s][Anything is possible when you lie.

It hurts men when women love each other and we all know why. The more they fight themselves, the more they ignore the main problem.

A woman going home by 8pm wouldn’t be scared of a woman walking behind her, swap that with a penis person and we know what happens.

We are not the ones burning ourselves on the streets.

But guess what? We are our own enemies because we envy each other’s big bumbum and fck the other person’s bf. Trivialities!

Palema007:
They most likely fed on their Mama's oestrogen instead of food nutrients. They are so insecure and immature! It's worrisome! I fear for the next generation.

You must visit the food section. There you will meet a different type of men (insert emoji with hearts). Completely secure in their manliness, free from pettiness.

Forq. No bro code entered front page. I smell SIMPle MODe.

pocohantas:


I wouldn’t choose to be a gender responsible for 99% of unrest in the world. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender profiled to be rapists, armed robbers or kidnappers. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender that gets shot by SARS.

Trust me, I would rather be a plastic spoon, than be a man.

Lol there wouldn't even be a you without a Man.


Every Man is a semi-God, believe or not.

We are God's original plan. Only creation to be made in the same image as God himself.

So you're missing out if you're not a Man

Guys on this forum are annoying aswear

Goalnaldo:
this babe you Don start today again

Honestly I'm not one to get caught up in male versus ladies fight on Nl. But seeing how guys behave here is annoying to say the least. Visit other forums, topics directed to ladies will have majorly 80% comments from ladies. On other forums guys can't pull the stunt they do here without being called out, it's so gayish to start with. Must Nigerians be backward in everything?

Dalil8:


Lol there wouldn't even be a you without a Man.

Every Man is a semi-God, believe or not.

We are God's original plan.

So God’s plan was to make the whole world inhabitable and make you guys occupy 99.713% of prisons all around the world?

There won’t be you without a vagina. One vagina got wet, received prick and expanded to a diameter you can’t imagine to birth you. Probably got torn and stitched back. You cringed hah? respect the vagina dude. Thank you

paulolee:
Girls code?? we all know that girls are good in pretending that they love each others but secretly they do beef and hate each other because they all wana be the main center of attentions unlike guys

continue deceiving yourself there that boys are not jealous and envious and malicious towards one another over beef

izzou:

I was even generous, I should have said cooking salt. Once the pack finishes, my time on earth is up.

Palema007:
Honestly I'm not one to get caught up in male versus ladies fight on Nl. But seeing how guys behave here is annoying to say the least. Visit other forums, topics directed to ladies will have majorly 80% comments from ladies. On other forums guys can't pull the stunt they do here without being called out, it's so gayish to start with. Must Nigerians be backward in everything?

we talked about something the last time but I take your silence as no. No problem sha.

which sis code be that? girl wey envy dem pass anything,see,naija ladies are the most shittiest in the whole wide world,very useless ,worthless lot!no self worth,no resourcefulness, lazy daughter-of-a b1tch running running up upandan after dirty ,lousy nigga like dem who fit for their useless puma ALL IN ITHE NAMW OF HUZZLE and effort to look Good but not really good!

[s]

pocohantas:


It hurts men when women love each other and we all know why. The more they fight themselves, the more they ignore the main problem.

A woman going home by 8pm wouldn’t be scared of a woman walking behind her, swap that with a penis person and we know what happens.

We are not the ones burning ourselves on the streets.

But guess what? We are our own enemies because we envy each other’s big bumbum and fck the other person’s bf. Trivialities!

[/s]

Be grateful. Since the beginning, men have sacrificed their lives to protect society. Your father was the sole protector of your family. That is a sacred duty.

Have you seen how other male mammals have their way with their female counterpart?

Infact, you safe because of men.

Can you hire a female police officer to protect you?

If men weren't the sole protectors of society, even dogs and baboons Will invade and likely defile you women.

MrColdsweat:


Why would a man wish he were something where other men dump their semen?

Damn. Too low bro too salty!

Look at your write up...Girls dey enjoy lie.If she is looking ugly, tell her she is beautiful.You people like lies a lot. Also, all of us know say girls nor like themselves

Lmao....sis code ko....sissy code ni.....have never heard of sis code before.... Na only bro code I know......bros before hoes......

Sis code fire.....I never experienced it

pocohantas:
The sis code is ingrained, no one teaches you. You achieve emancipation and you will feel it.

As a rule of thumb, fear men who tell you a woman is your worst enemy. It is a divide and conquer technique. Has been working since Adam and women keep falling for it.

Fear women who say same too. Isn’t it impressive that other women are the problem but never them?

Ask them what makes a fellow woman your enemy, they will tell you envy/jealousy and gossip. Same thing men do when they see successful women and tag them olosho, bottom power.

What is the worst a sis can do to you? “Snatch“ your man? Let her go with him.

The day I started giving my fellow women extra support, that was the day I found true bliss.

That was the day I started meeting women who have my back. That was when I realized I can work with a female boss and have peace.

When you experience love of a fellow woman. Kai!!! Oh sweet Jesus!!!

I ji okwu nwanne m

Goalnaldo:
we talked about something the last time but I take your silence as no. No problem sha.

I remember but honestly that will be the last thing I will want to be in the possession of a Nairalander for now. Thanks for understanding...

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

Dats y I love to mingle wit guys dey are my real nigar

1 - 3, ok
4 - I don't support wrong things. If you are caught up in a wrong fight, I will keep quiet or make peace and give you a piece of my mind afterwards.
5 - Keep covering till something happens and Police shows up.
6 - This has to be clearer
7 - ok
8 - This would imply you know the guy's ex. I personally would be very weary and uncomfortable dating a friend's ex though.

I think a necessary code is the Sisters should not harass their brother's wife.

Just heard another annoying SIL story.

But why written by a guy though?

professore:
continue deceiving yourself there that boys are not jealous and envious and malicious towards one another over beef

God bless you!

decatalyst:
Compound iranu...

hahaha bto,more like compound fools!awon aloku werey obinrin everywhere .

wunmexbaby:
Dats y I love to mingle wit guys dey are my real nigar

Please shut up.

If all the women around you are evil, maybe you are the problem.

Reminds of women who 'hate' female bosses and mentors.

pocohantas:


It hurts men when women love each other and we all know why. The more they fight themselves, the more they ignore the main problem.

A woman going home by 8pm wouldn’t be scared of a woman walking behind her, swap that with a penis person and we know what happens.

We are not the ones burning ourselves on the streets.

But guess what? We are our own enemies because we envy each other’s big bumbum and fck the other person’s bf. Trivialities!

pocohantas:


I wouldn’t choose to be a gender responsible for 99% of unrest in the world. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender profiled to be rapists, armed robbers or kidnappers. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender that gets shot by SARS.

Trust me, I would rather be a plastic spoon, than be a man.

Ouch. Well, I'd rather be an eagle or something than a human being the comments on this thread shows that man is indeed the dumbest animal alive.

Her fight is not my fight. Sorry.

khingTony:

You Don see am now oh

Nairaland is finished

SegFault:

Ouch. Well, I'd rather be an eagle or something than a human being the comments on this thread shows that man is indeed the dumbest animal alive.

Wisdom has never been in the genitals. Definitely not in the average Nigerian man’s scrotum.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

legit.....drop ur key 4 me,I dey come with one babe!

Well said..
I wish we ladies can learn to love and support one another more.

That number 6 is very important and should be practiced by every lady..
I am never gonna fight a sis over a guy, never ever ever..

No dick is worth fighting for tbh

MrColdsweat:
[s][/s]

Be grateful. Since the beginning, men have sacrificed their lives to protect society. Your father was the sole protector of your family. That is a sacred duty.

Have you seen how other male mammals have their way with their female counterpart?

Infact, you safe because of men.

Can you hire a female police officer to protect you?

If men weren't the sole protectors of society, even dogs and baboons Will invade and likely defile you women.

Nobi una weh deh cause the problem. Eradicate men from this world and 99% of the world's problem is solved.

pocohantas:


I wouldn’t choose to be a gender responsible for 99% of unrest in the world. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender profiled to be rapists, armed robbers or kidnappers. I wouldn’t choose to be a gender that gets shot by SARS.

Trust me, I would rather be a plastic spoon, than be a man.

Your gender would do a million times more harm to the world if they were superior. Look no further, take a look at how women dehumanise other people they are more powerful than, maids for example. I can also bet my left ball that if it was left for women humanity would be stuck in the stone age with a bunch of tribes not on speaking terms.

The world is fortunate to have you as the weaker sex trust me.