MrColdsweat:
[s][/s]
Wrong!!

You are a property of men. You will always be a property of men.

If war comes, men will first of all secure their properties. They will safeguard women and children. This is a known fact.

Even as an unmarried woman which i presume you are, you are your boyfriends property because you are his spermbank. A place where he deposits his semen.

next time u tag ladies , not evening newspapers

Orhevus:
Pocahontas wey don reach menopause, naim u dey quote

Reaching menopause is a sign of long life.
Do you want to die in your prime? Nothing wrong or shameful about REACHING menopause.

pocohantas:


Because you are a result of the bleeding.

You wanna know why someone choose to have you??

When pikin wan cry na laugh they start am

pocohantas:


Reaching menopause is a sign of long life.
Do you want to die in your prime? Nothing wrong or shameful about REACHING menopause.

wawu, thanks for accepting...take care

LaReinaa:

Are you sure you actually love yourself

Are u acknowledging d general notion that women don't support & love one another?

FuckThaMod:

Look at this one exhibiting the usual female traits to her fellow female.

wunmexbaby, you are always welcomed to mingle with us niggas jare.. And God punish any man wey try to hurt you intentionally. Keep being logical

thanks my guy

paulolee:
Girls code?? we all know that girls are good in pretending that they love each others but secretly they do beef and hate each other because they are blessed with hidden jealousy and they all wants to be the main center of attentions unlike guys...so girl's code cnt work..
for example when a guy is getting married, His other single and married guys would be very happy for him and they mean it..
but when a girl is getting married, her single and even married friends would pretend to be happy but are secretly filled with envy, hate and jealousy especially when she gat a rich man and its an expensive wedding....u dig??

bad guy

WOMEN ARE THEIR OWN WORST ENEMIES.

Long live pocohantas, bahahaha

I don laugh tire, see how they are having convulsions on top of women matter. As soon as I saw this topic on front page I knew that these pieces of shit nairaland men will gather in a female thread like diseased vultures they are and I wasnt wrong.

Fools.

They cannot emancipate themselves from the millions of afflictions plaguing them both from other races and their terrible leaders but they go about shouting 'superior'

When other races men claim they are superior black men also want to talk.

Palema007:
I remember but honestly that will be the last thing I will want to be in the possession of a Nairalander for now. Thanks for understanding...

He toast you?

What is sis code? If all this ladies see who will lavishly spend on them and give them intense dicking, they will just loose guard and even do what you never imagine.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

pure truth......that sis code is rubbish, most of all this girls can go extreme miles to be ahead of their fellow species they call sisters

binarymachine:


Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/08/30/8-important-sis-code-every-lady-must-follow/

number three and number 8 are just way much for me swallow just like that, girls that will be envying their fellow girls just Cox the Bobo hold enough rubbers, dem go even mislead their so called grlfrnd wen she loose guard dem Don move on with the Bobo.

Sis code my foot women pulling women down since the days of John the Baptist,you can never trust a woma they will either snatch your man or say so many evil stuffs behind your back....I am a female and know what's up

All i see here is trash... So una dn copy guy code? Girl code can NEVER work wit girls cus they're naturally programmed to compete with each other and pretend wit each other.....bro love is something yall can never experience

MrColdsweat:
[s][/s]You are too ashamed of your gender, you had to pretend to be a man to be on nairaland.

I'd be disgusted too. Imagine having different men lie and deceive you just to climb you and thrust their poles inside you.

Kai!!

To be woman no easy ooo

I am a man and I don't need to prove it to a useless misogynist who is dumb on top. Article of no commercial value, you're just a minus one to humanity, pathetic waste of space.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

I see the reason why some ladies don't have female friends anymore....!!!

ume1000:
It seems u don't understand so let me reinterpret

Every dump site has a price cause it's a dump site (a stinking place)

If if a dump request for refuse and sewage you dump them in it abi them dey chop deti

That's why the dump site are called bitches

Plus the fact that they are also mobile dump (they come to your home)

LOLZ..
So what you mean is that.. Your dad diposited his sperm waste ( you) and later that waste fermented into a solid waste that was later discharged by the dustbin (your mum)?? is that what really happened? Like u came out from a mobile wastebin? Wow.. No offense to your parents tho coz na u talk am.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

..
Bro me looking at you like : 'DAMN THIS BRO TOOOO SABI THE SIS CODE'
I can relate pasay pasay

Dalil8:


Lol there wouldn't even be a you without a Man.


Every Man is a semi-God, believe or not.

We are God's original plan. Only creation to be made in the same image as God himself.

So you're missing out if you're not a Man

so God created man in his own image, he created him in the image of God, He created them male and FEMALE!!! Gen 1: 27

pocohantas:


No, I don’t. Please don’t force yourselves on me... Thank you

Look at the nonsense talk. Men are delusional.

pocohantas:


Thank God for emancipation, these bros can’t even get me anymore.

Does anyone really need to take up that job description, can anyone break ur heart better than reality. i won't be surprise if i have more female friends than you. yeah ! thank God for emancipation you found a voice in kitchen thread, funnily not on linda's or toke platform buh a black man's platform, say thank you men.

makydebbie:


Look at the nonsense talk. Men are delusional.

Highly delusional. Never knew they love validation this much.

There is no such thing as a sisters code. Its a girl eat girl world out there. Women are Always out to outdo and outsmart each other and throw them selves over and out of the game. Its natural.

jornwhite:




Does anyone really need to take up that job description, can anyone break ur heart better than reality. i won't be surprise if i have more female friends than you. yeah ! thank God for emancipation you found a voice in kitchen thread, funnily not on linda's or toke platform buh a black man's platform, say thank you men.

And so? Do you get paid for having more FEMALE friends? I keep a very small circle and I am proud of it. No need packing “FRIENDS“ that can’t tell you how stoopid you are, how juvenile you type or how dirty your kitchen is. No need having MORE “friends“ when they won’t come to your aid in time of need.

Do you know the senselessness in bragging about having MORE female friends? Jeez!!

CHoccolaTE:
Long live pocohantas, bahahaha

I don laugh tire, see how they are having convulsions on top of women matter. As soon as I saw this topic on front page I knew that these pieces of shit nairaland men will gather in a female thread like diseased vultures they are and I wasnt wrong.

Fools.

They cannot emancipate themselves from the millions of afflictions plaguing them both from other races and their terrible leaders but they go about shouting 'superior'

When other races men claim they are superior black men also want to talk.

Lol I don't understand. Kilode are you not a product of a poor black man? Hahahahahaha abeg shift one side.

Why am i just seeing this thread

Nigerian men are so insecure,this suppose to be female thread but na still jobless guys bombard am smh

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

too much senses will not keee you bro. I stan

Petyprincess:
Why am i just seeing this thread

Nigerian men are so insecure,this suppose to be female thread but na still jobless guys bombard am smh

omoh, you too wicked.

paulolee:
Girls code?? we all know that girls are good in pretending that they love each others but secretly they do beef and hate each other because they are blessed with hidden jealousy and they all wants to be the main center of attentions unlike guys...so girl's code cnt work..
for example when a guy is getting married, His other single and married guys would be very happy for him and they mean it..
but when a girl is getting married, her single and even married friends would pretend to be happy but are secretly filled with envy, hate and jealousy especially when she gat a rich man and its an expensive wedding....u dig??

Oil dey ur head, u on point.

pocohantas:


And so? Do you get paid for having more FEMALE friends? I keep a very small circle and I am proud of it. No need packing “FRIENDS“ that can’t tell you how stoopid you are, how juvenile you type or how dirty your kitchen is. No need having MORE “friends“ when they won’t come to your aid in time of need.

Do you know the senselessness in bragging about having MORE female friends? Jeez!!

ALOL !! you keep a small circle nd you think that is enough to discredit reality that as bin on even b4 u grew those saggy 36wateva ,bin stoopid is allowed i jus know am born to win, n i will choose juvenile ova an archaic mind anytime ....yu & that kitchen
As a matter of fact i know you have MORE males friends n recieve credit transfer frm guyz more than females ..buh you can't bragg about it, whor no be job

jornwhite:




ALOL !! you keep a small circle nd you think that is enough to discredit reality that as bin on even b4 u grew those saggy 36wateva ,bin stoopid is allowed i jus know am born to win, n i will choose juvenile ova an archaic mind anytime ....yu & that kitchen
As a matter of fact i know you have MORE males friends n recieve credit transfer frm guyz more than females ..buh you can't bragg about it, whor no be job

Zero sense, at your age you are talking about “born TO win”. Nature really shortchanged your family. Bush boy! Keep thinking you are anonymous

Mart1994:


You're hurting inside.... You need help.

I don’t want to be a man. Cry me a river!!

jornwhite:



Am i no longer a juvenile, more over is winning not suppose to be ongoing, speaking of nature & family av you seen my sister
What i find senseless is that you've left the main issue for abstract nonsense, i don't av to be anonymous even ada knows upload ur pix i wil upload mine

The knucklehead doesn’t know juvenile is an adjective in that sentence. No wonder he thinks having MORE female friends is a bragging right.

Please don’t upload your pic, your feet is gross enough. Your face won’t be any better.

Mart1994:


Clears throat.

Am as calm as a hill.
Am not the one crying here.
And am not going towards that direction. It's your choice and ur decision not to be a man.

But I must warn you, we are God's creation too.

If we wronged you so bad that u can hardly keep it to yourself online, take the fight to God personally and leave us all out of it.

I stopped reading when I saw “Am”, any man typing “Am” not “I’m”, will most likely not have sense. Apologies...

jornwhite:



I alway knew you av these "shalaye" tin in you, care 4 extra sheets cos i knw what my aura is capable of, i will let u go lick ur scratched wound i might post my feet later today lets say it represents my face. watch out ciao

No one looks forward to seeing you, we can’t say same for me. Don’t waste your data, I wouldn’t watch out- no one would.