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So you knew this and you still asked for advice? Besides when you went on UNPROTECTED did you ask us for advice?? Omoh just carry your cross joorh

DXNNigeria:
She is not asking for abortion money. She just wants me to be the father.

A woman that wants to scam you wouldn't tell you she's 2 weeks pregnant knowing very well that the last time you guys had sex was 6 weeks ago.

My opinion: you guys should do another test in a different lab. The result you have is probably wrong.

You're two weeks pregnant the day you miss your period.

Sanchez01:
This is the most difficult thing for me to keep up with in the world. I didn't even understand a thing.

Okay. Let me explain it. A woman has a 21 to 35 days menstrual cycle. The first day of her period is the begining of the cycle. After her period, she has safe days, could be 5 to 8 days depending on the length of her cycle. During these days, she can't get pregnant even if she has unprotected sex. Unless her cycle changes.


The next 5 or more days, her body is preparing to release an egg, so if she has unprotected sex at this time, she could get pregnant cause the sperm will still be alive to fertilize the egg when it is released on the ovulation day.

On the ovulation day, any sperm alive and fast enough to enter the egg leads to fertilization. Between the day of ovulation to 12 days after, the egg will implant itself into the uterus and this is when pregnancy occurs.

So even two days before the next period, the HCG hormones will show in a pregnancy test. On the day of the next period, she will be two weeks pregnant.

deal with ur shit urself man before u nack the babe u for come ask us the kind condom u go use now ur water dun pass garri u dey ask mumu question the same energy u use nack...use am deal with ur shit!!!

No simp for her matter oo...japa comot

"Papa Junior " in d making. Dunno why party jollof dey hungry me diz dayz

DXNNigeria:
Hi guys, I will try and make the story short.

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend on 18th of July, She told me on the 27th of August that she went for pregnancy test and she is 2 weeks pregnant.

Just kind of confused as to the disparity in the dates. The result should be 5 weeks plus (Almost 6 weeks) and not 2 weeks.

Please, to the health workers, how accurate can pregnancy test be? No problem if the pregnancy is mine but wont want to take responsibility for what is not mine.

tell her congratulations. You'd like to be a father.

Fvck her up by telling her to keep the baby then when the baby is born do DNA test, if it’s not yours then that will teach her to stay faithful on her next relationship

Zzor:
Nothing wrong in fathering another person's baby since you can be careless about your life,maybe this is your own way of doing charity.rubbish

Nonsense! someone asked for help you're saying trash... Do you think he's proud of what he did.

If you have nothing tangible to contribute, why don't you just ignore .

adioolayi:
Menstruating or not is not 100% sign of pregnancy. There are pregnant people that menstruate

That is a big, fat, smelly lie.

Some pregnant women have what they call Spotting and it can happen any time of the month for a pregnant women. The colour of the blood is not the same as that of a period and it is not heavy enough to require a tampon or sanitary pad. If it is as heavy as a period, the women will require medical attention.

DXNNigeria:
Hi guys, I will try and make the story short.

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend on 18th of July, She told me on the 27th of August that she went for pregnancy test and she is 2 weeks pregnant.

Just kind of confused as to the disparity in the dates. The result should be 5 weeks plus (Almost 6 weeks) and not 2 weeks.

Please, to the health workers, how accurate can pregnancy test be? No problem if the pregnancy is mine but wont want to take responsibility for what is not mine.

after pouring

your liver start cutting !

Romanoff:
Okay. Let me explain it. A woman has a 21 to 35 days menstrual cycle. The first day of her period is the begining of the cycle. After her period, she has safe days, could be 5 to 8 days depending on the length of her cycle. During these days, she can't get pregnant even if she has unprotected sex. Unless her cycle changes.


The next 5 or more days, her body is preparing to release an egg, so if she has unprotected sex at this time, she could get pregnant cause the sperm will still be alive to fertilize the egg when it is released on the ovulation day.

On the ovulation day, any sperm alive and fast enough to enter the egg leads to fertilization. Between the day of ovulation to 12 days after, the egg will implant itself into the uterus and this is when pregnancy occurs.

So even two days before the next period, the HCG hormones will show in a pregnancy test. On the day of the next period, she will be two weeks pregnant.

We learn new things everyday. So are the safe days always after her period or before and after her period?

Grateful02:
So you knew this and you still asked for advice? Besides when you went on UNPROTECTED did you ask us for advice?? Omoh just carry your cross joorh

no mind the guy when he was pouring it in

what was he thinking will happen abeg?

When u Bleep am
Shebi u cum
She cum too
No problem na
Baby cum for u na
And u cum father....
Guy wake up no let any woman push u
No go father another man baby oo
Tell am say u go only agree to father the baby if she go fit swear in front of amdioa or ayelala or sango that is god of thunderstorm na only 21 days I give am

Haykinsofficial:
"Papa Junior " in d making. Dunno why party jollof dey hungry me diz dayz

Because the rice dey always sweet. I wish the guy go invite us

Romanoff:
That is a big, fat, smelly lie.

Some pregnant women have what they call Spotting and it can happen any time of the month for a pregnant women. The colour of the blood is not the same as that of a period and it is not heavy enough to require a tampon or sanitary pad. If it is as heavy as a period, the women will require medical attention.

Duh. You never see something.

guy, no be ur bele
if I tell u how many ladies don lie say them get bele for me ehn, e go shock u. Ladies hardly get pregnant during mid week of a month. Na first and last week them dey get bele most times.
I don dey receive dis since news since last week

Is your pregnancy bro

Romanoff:
Okay. Let me explain it. A woman has a 21 to 35 days menstrual cycle. The first day of her period is the begining of the cycle. After her period, she has safe days, could be 5 to 8 days depending on the length of her cycle. During these days, she can't get pregnant even if she has unprotected sex. Unless her cycle changes.


The next 5 or more days, her body is preparing to release an egg, so if she has unprotected sex at this time, she could get pregnant cause the sperm will still be alive to fertilize the egg when it is released on the ovulation day.

On the ovulation day, any sperm alive and fast enough to enter the egg leads to fertilization. Between the day of ovulation to 12 days after, the egg will implant itself into the uterus and this is when pregnancy occurs.

So even two days before the next period, the HCG hormones will show in a pregnancy test. On the day of the next period, she will be two weeks pregnant.

Thanks for the lecture. I just learnt something new

Continue

KidDarkness:
We learn new things everyday. So are the safe days always after her period or before and after her period?

E fit fail u o
Devil na bastard...
Always wear a cd na just 100naira
Or u flee from fornication.

MondayOsunbor:
after pouring

your liver start cutting !

Did you even read anything? He is not scared, just want to know if it is his to cater for. Na wa oo.

Yes It's yours, carry your Cross


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Romanoff:
Rotfl. Pregnancy only occurs after ovulation. So 14 days after the ovulation, she will be two weeks pregnant. If she waits till two weeks after her missed period, she'd be 4 weeks pregnant.

sperm cell can only travel maximum of 3/4 days. so what are u saying

Romanoff:
That is a big, fat, smelly lie.

Some pregnant women have what they call Spotting and it can happen any time of the month for a pregnant women. The colour of the blood is not the same as that of a period and it is not heavy enough to require a tampon or sanitary pad. If it is as heavy as a period, the women will require medical attention.

..oh...okay .. Thanks

DXNNigeria:
Hi guys, I will try and make the story short.

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend on 18th of July, She told me on the 27th of August that she went for pregnancy test and she is 2 weeks pregnant.

Just kind of confused as to the disparity in the dates. The result should be 5 weeks plus (Almost 6 weeks) and not 2 weeks.

Please, to the health workers, how accurate can pregnancy test be? No problem if the pregnancy is mine but wont want to take responsibility for what is not mine.

.

....Express your discomfort with her... tell her you really confused because she is two weeks pregnant and that the last time you drill her oil was 5 weeks ago.... just tell her this at the end... "babe we will go for DNA test after you deliver ".......

Same with my friend, he was in doubt about the pregnancy issue due to the date but when the baby came into this world my brother na my friend replica no diff. So I bet you when that baby comes out all your doubts will be cleared. No need for DNA cos e go be you.

Omo see uncle. Uncle wey no wise.Uncle wey...

KidDarkness:
We learn new things everyday. So are the safe days always after her period or before and after her period?

Reading is one thing, comprehension is another animal.

Zzor:
Nothing wrong in fathering another person's baby since you can be careless about your life,maybe this is your own way of doing charity.rubbish

Some of you react to issues of unprotected sex as if you have never had once.

DXNNigeria:
Hi guys, I will try and make the story short.

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend on 18th of July, She told me on the 27th of August that she went for pregnancy test and she is 2 weeks pregnant.

Just kind of confused as to the disparity in the dates. The result should be 5 weeks plus (Almost 6 weeks) and not 2 weeks.

Please, to the health workers, how accurate can pregnancy test be? No problem if the pregnancy is mine but wont want to take responsibility for what is not mine.

Did you Kane her any day before the 18th of July?