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Pidginwhisper:
Gave her my Tfare(10naira)to buy food during break time and ended up trekking from School(Government College,Ikorodu)to Ketu at closing time. Got to Majidun bridge and got chased by a madman with cane, i run enter cele church closed by and continue my journey after the waray don go far. .This was year 2000 when boy never get sense

that's a long time ago...Bros u don old o

dynicks:
damn niggar what!?...damn niggar what!?.....no talk better something now and see what I would do to you....

This baby is growing fast ooooo

Haven't done any odd for love

Adrielbradshaw:
[color=#770077][/color] Did u attend NNSS ojo Lagos

No the secondary school I attended was in Edo state.

enemyofprogress:
The craziest thing ever done for love is falling in love itself

abeg pls remind me who you fell in love with? Pls don't tell me it's Dominique the moderator ooooo

I stayed in this country

Ate pussy.

Like really ate, gnawed, chewed, and relished that mf.

We all know pussy is ugly af

Bigredmachine:
the craziest thing i ever did because of love was buying phone for an after one lady, again inviting 2 ladies from Imo state and Abuja to where i stay in Delta... i could also remember when i travelled to Auchi to see a girl i met online then... i have done so many other crazy things which when i remember them sometimes i laugh and some times i regret...

So d fact that she's an after one made you buying her a phone crazy? After one ladies dont deserve a second chance?

Neoteny:
Ate pussy.

Like really ate, gnawed, chewed, and relished that mf.

We all know pussy is ugly af

And yours is beautiful?

[U say ??quote author=dyera post=96932168]hmm, let's see.

Back in secondary school we would hold 1 hour Christian fellowship right before closing every Friday, and the three year classes will combine in a big hall.

There was this particular day I and my friends were sitting in at the back of the hall and we thought it was OK to quietly discuss while preaching was going on.

A senior who was sitting at our back kept telling us that we were disturbing. At one point I just got angry and told him to move to a different place if he does not want us to disturb him.

The next thing I heard was a heavy slap on my face, the sound was so loud that people in the hall exclaimed 'haaaay' and the preacher stopped preaching.

I held my face, stood up, saw that the preacher has stopped preaching and was looking at me. Then I sat down on my seat and did nothing else while having a feeling of remorse for disrupting the fellowship.

Till this very day I'm still supprised at my instinctive reaction that day. Before that incident I never knew I had such love and reverence for God. That to me fighting in the middle of preaching of the word of God was something unthinkable.[/quote]

flackoFlint:
Like if you come catch Cruise for comment section

oga give me two bottles

Easybela:
after I quit working, then bf convinced me to transfer all the money in my account into his so I won't be spending anyhow since am no longer working, I did transfer close to 800k to him. After a year,I visited Him and saw an ATM card with my name,didnt even know that he opened an account in my name,I secretly checked his phone alert and the money was very intact. It was risky, I practically placed my life on his palm,he didn't disappoint me even for a second, God bless that young man for me. Come 4th of next month, he walks me down to the altar.

Wow so lovely, congrats may bless your new Home

uncleck:
I don't want to talk about it

Modified

She was my first and my last. So I gave her my all. When I say my all, I really mean everything about me: psychologically, emotionally, financially...everything. since we broke up, I've not known love again. It wasn't anything to her because she had dated many people before me and even after me. She was beautiful, very intelligent, fair skinned with no single spot, liberal in thinking. We dated for close to five years.

I've tried to see if I could fall in love again, but girls are not helping at all. I would set out to find love. I would dedicate a week to doing so. Within the period, I might talk to 20 girls. 16 will give me their contact. 12 will accept a date. In about two months I would have slept with between five to eight of them. In less than five months I won't be in talking terms with any of them.

At a point I decided to celibate. Along the line my finances crashed. I'm as lonely and broke as fvck right now

Probably because you slept with someone you ought not to sleep with or hurt someone you ought not to hurt. Better come off that rubbish unless u now a modafvcking Playa and trust me that ain't cool. A time shall come when you'll feel a void in ur soul.

NOETHNICITY:
I sighted my crush as she went to the back of the house to urinate, after she was done I went to the spot where she urinated and with index finger I touched part of the urine and rubbed it on my tongue feeling the taste of the urine.
And I somehow felt nice about it thereafter.
The lady is in the US now.

psycho

oofjm:
meet this new girl I was really in love with...ask her of her phone number she told me she lost her phone in a birthday party she went...give her mine and ask to give me a flash or call when she has a new contact...about 3 weeks later she called me with her mum line that she is yet to get a new phone...I found myself calling her mum line almost everyday that I want to talk to Sandra not real name...mum has no option than to buy her daughter new Android phone...naso I come take get closer to mother and daughter because the mother ask her to bring me to the house one particular Sunday like that,that she want to know the boy that has been disturbing her line...

I'm not dome going through the thread so I don't know if anyone has asked you this... but how e take end? gist me

Candycrushy:
I was everything a wife could be to him, but then, it ended in hot tears...
I fear who no fear Yoruba boys

..

Why u lying na?

So you have never been in love

seunmohmoh:
No time for love o. But I saw a comment on Instagram and it goes thus -" I linked my boyfriend to my friend just so I can be seeing him around"

obembet:
Love?
Nothing like love

true words

NOETHNICITY:
I sighted my crush as she went to the back of the house to urinate, after she was done I went to the spot where she urinated and with index finger I touched part of the urine and rubbed it on my tongue feeling the taste of the urine.
And I somehow felt nice about it thereafter.
The lady is in the US now.

This is sick

Easybela:
after I quit working, then bf convinced me to transfer all the money in my account into his so I won't be spending anyhow since am no longer working, I did transfer close to 800k to him. After a year,I visited Him and saw an ATM card with my name,didnt even know that he opened an account in my name,I secretly checked his phone alert and the money was very intact. It was risky, I practically placed my life on his palm,he didn't disappoint me even for a second, God bless that young man for me. Come 4th of next month, he walks me down to the altar.

Fabricated story!

Exodora:
This baby is growing fast ooooo

oh yeah....last picture I saw of her, she finally got to smile....

Easybela:
after I quit working, then bf convinced me to transfer all the money in my account into his so I won't be spending anyhow since am no longer working, I did transfer close to 800k to him. After a year,I visited Him and saw an ATM card with my name,didnt even know that he opened an account in my name,I secretly checked his phone alert and the money was very intact. It was risky, I practically placed my life on his palm,he didn't disappoint me even for a second, God bless that young man for me. Come 4th of next month, he walks me down to the altar.

what a risk!!

ehix89:
Hope it paid off

love your use of pun

chai! But I been mumu Sha... I hang am there .

igbwmedia:
Have you ever done anything crazy for love?

We've heard series of stories of people who suffered and even died all because of love.

Some people even decided to carry out some craziest things all in the name of LOVE!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?

We would be very glad to learn from you.

Djex614:
I'm not dome going through the thread so I don't know if anyone has asked you this... but how e take end? gist me

calling her mum constantly without fear just to check up on her and talking to her is the craziest thing I did out of I love...I don't think I can do that anymore to any girl no matter the amount of love...that is how it started with my current girlfriend...we have been dating for 1yr 5months Now.

cruzita:
no history on love right now

You look not like man or woman. That is enough to deprive of of love history.

SweetCunt97:
Probably because you slept with someone you ought not to sleep with or hurt someone you ought not to hurt. Better come off that rubbish unless u now a modafvcking Playa and trust me that ain't cool. A time shall come when you'll feel a void in ur soul.

Like I said, I was already celibating before I went broke. While I slept with numerous ladies within the one year of my recklessness, I never hurt anyone.

dyera:
hmm, let's see.

Back in secondary school we would hold 1 hour Christian fellowship right before closing every Friday, and the three year classes will combine in a big hall.

There was this particular day I and my friends were sitting in at the back of the hall and we thought it was OK to quietly discuss while preaching was going on.

A senior who was sitting at our back kept telling us that we were disturbing. At one point I just got angry and told him to move to a different place if he does not want us to disturb him.

The next thing I heard was a heavy slap on my face, the sound was so loud that people in the hall exclaimed 'haaaay' and the preacher stopped preaching.

I held my face, stood up, saw that the preacher has stopped preaching and was looking at me. Then I sat down on my seat and did nothing else while having a feeling of remorse for disrupting the fellowship.

Till this very day I'm still supprised at my instinctive reaction that day. Before that incident I never knew I had such love and reverence for God. That to me fighting in the middle of preaching of the word of God was something unthinkable.

Everybody shouted haaaay and the preacher became mute

Your story made my night jareeh, laugh won kill me here

LoveJesus87:
at what age

2yrs ago... I was 23....

Odunharry:
Lmao.. Thank God for ur sister.
Where's the guy?

Swears... Best gyal

emmy512:
Someone did this for me and that same day after my birthday things broke

Oh wow.... Things didn't break out immediately with us tho.... He began to ghost me... That was when I knew the meaning of 'ghosting' o.... the reason why I wasn't so down or didn't think much was cause I got a job afterwards, the job kept me busy....



He now later called me that he also got a job at Lagos State Sha... Imagine the audacity... He now said "I just thought thought you should"....


I was like is it not the same guy that was all lovey and gentlemanly.... He was just everything I wanted....