Hassanmaye:

Lol so Mr T is so powerful that it can't allow some men think well

Mummymahdi:
These days na women dey help men out ooo

EmperorFred:
Mumu! 300k ontop pussy wey all of us de Bleep. Komot from here and go wear skirt or tie wrapper

onyxo76:
bro, very true o, na so one that never called me since June 2020 just send text say make I transfer 4orc5k to her, no xmas greeting, nothing, I just block am straight, make she ask the guy who give belle last September.

mulerogold:
Na dem simp problem be dat o.
I have failed to give out my hard earned money to urgent 2k gangs since the outbreak of corona.

Guess what?
I was able to save up 40% of my annual income which i neva knew i could do.

Na yesterday i just send my mama urgent 10k and few minutes after the transactions she called, omo see heavy prayer i received frm my mom ehhhn..

Ryan03:
see this one ranting on my mention like a rabid infested dog. I am not a sponsor for anyone's lavish lifestyle, if you want it, earn it. You are this pained cause you have failed to understand this. Keep spending on selfish entitled people then come here to owail. Idiot!

seanwilliam:
lol. Stop contradicting yourself .. you’re still a simp.. if a lady is not your business partner or your family , you have no reason being her friend.. especially naija lady.. you will surely end up in a bro/friend zone.. the bolded is an evidence to that fact that you’re still a simp.. follow ubunja, martinez39, u need to swallow some redpills

Eppking:


You validated my point about you being useless to humanity.

I am glad my initial post mentioned I still don't complain.

Retard what is your pain? Are you that broke?

Ryan03:
i am useless because I don't spend and cry like you seeking sympathy? Lol, you are more stupid than I thought. Carry your mumuness out of my mention jare

virginprincess:
This talkative man again , it no longer 2k again, it now 5k, how many of nigeria men can afford urgent 5k? mtcheeeeeeeew..........HAPPY NEWYEAR NAIRALANDERS.

CalliDora1:
Huh?

The way Men are crying about money these days like the world is crashing on them is so alarming. This one too?? Tot he was a big boy.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

virginprincess:
Well, i don't know of others but for me i can never strave to death, a man's money is never enough to take care of a woman's need that why most women of nowadays work very hard to fend for themselves, so stop bragging.

AlphikkaTech:


Ashawo mumu

donbachi:
Some,u go hear.."baby,i just received a call from village,dat my mum is down.dont have a dime and dont know wat to do"..all na to collect from u.for mama wey don die since.

Hassanmaye:

Are you serious guy how can I do that

dorin27:
:DI no fit laugh....chaii. this one off me

charlesm91:
Niggas be brown nosing these girls n shit
Taking girls out to eat and spending money on these ladies
You know what I’m saying!!
I treat a girl like APC
I never have, I never will
I tell a girl like this,
Girl, you without me is like football without fans
You’ll never enjoy it!

Them ladies need men to hate, feed n leech on. What would they be without us? Perilous!
It’s 2021, say no to SIMPING. It’s the year of equal rights to hustle and earn your doe. No more urgent 2-5k giveaways.

internationalman:
One did call to wish me happy new year though..

But at the end of the call she requested for urgent #500 airtime to call her family to wish them happy new year...

drmikeadams:



U be OG....skit from snoop doggy dog........


Make my other simp brothers listen to "it wasn't ur fault" by snoop Dogg

Blackdisciple:
Baba non oo, na only my babe wished me happy new year oo...

I sent happy new year wishes to the other one before she replied me"SAME HERE"

dorin27:
:DI no fit laugh....chaii. this one off me

CalliDora1:
Huh?

The way Men are crying about money these days like the world is crashing on them is so alarming. This one too?? Tot he was a big boy.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

Samakus:



My dear, obodo bu igwe! Every is trying to first, survive, and then succeed!

CalliDora1:


Ok ooo..

May God bless our hustle, Nnam.

Hassanmaye:

Kai malama a ina bansan zuki ta malle

drmikeadams:

This ur name remind me of my first girlfriend ..lol this girl teach me something wey I no fit forget

Realtord43:
Congregation of fellow Simp Association, Reno has a new year message for u guys

This leech wil ask for urgent 2k, 5k and when u Simp give them, they go tell their friend hw u are mumu maga.

this leech nd her friend will neva rate u, nd she wil hardly let u taste her fishy smelly pus$sy

Simp, it time for u to wise up, start investing with ur money nd connect with friend nd family cus leech wil run when u run dry of money but family will stay!
#Simp say no to urgent 2k girls.