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MrCork:


[size=28pt] ....STOP DERAILIN YOUR DUMB THREAD......PERVERT!!!!!![/size]

It's mine to do as I please.

But how did you make it here?

You hopped from tree to tree, IN A "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" fashion, like a PRIMITIVE GORILLA in heat chasing after firsteva.

Being a medieval brute, you think it's by force to take a woman. BEAST from the jungle

You don't know your class.
You forgot you're an _imbecile drooling with heavy spittle from the mouth. And you smell of stale saliva.

Go hug a tree, and squirt out your sexual frustration on it and walk back into your cave.

firstEVA:
Specialgirl, where are you?

Are you threatening me!!?

MrCork:
^^^^if this is how u get yorr dumb women then firstEVA muss be naturally steeewpid....actually, she is!!!

You don't get it Mr crackpot.
She's not your class.
You'll be an unforgiving stigma to her grace
Your breeding is impure and barbaric.

The simplest of man's abilities --to write coherently is a hurdle you haven't overcome even in adulthood.

A king belongs to his palace
An emperor belongs to his empire
A mayor belongs to his city
A man belongs to his home
An intellectual with his spectre
A knight with his honour


But you oh, Mrcork the crackpot, you're sub-human
And you belong in a cave.

Your semblance is closer to chimps than to humans
So shoooo!

[quote author=firstEVA post=43796290][/quote]My good guess will be he missed you, needed your company and he didnt get it for whatever reasons. and is now sulking as a result.

firstEVA:
bwahahahahaha
Mrcork has never suffered so much battery since he joined this forum.

Why would a sane person even bear such a moniker, lol, it beats me






I will love us to go to the moon if possible

hehehe! Its possible, dearest. Just get your spacesuit ready. We'll practice our moonwalk later tonight.

It's a long but worthy journey
There i'll have you all to myself
i'll hear your voice in its purest form
Rich and smooth like some vanila ice-cream
your eyes will be my world
as they glitter through the dark space.

You wouldnt mind a slow dance as we rock gently to the beat of both our hearts, sedated my tranquility, would you?

firstEVA:
Lmao
Where do you have in mind

hehehehe!
somewhere quiet and beautiful. somewhere beyond the imaginations of mrcork, the crackpot.
somewhere beyond reach.

firstEVA:
I have been online since morning.
I am fine. How are you dear?

I was busy till about lunchtime break. I'm a lot freer now?

you sweet, ebony chocolate, where do i take you to get away from that love-struck loony.
Somewhere private where your shade will provide peace and quiet?

MrCork:
..firstEVA is a dumb under age girl & and from all her dumb response...intanet PETERFILES like you all ways take advantage..i lie?...firstEVA is too stupid to be dumb[ (no ofeense)!

PETERFILES!!!! is that your several attempts at trying to spell PAEDOPHILE?

And yet in this time of scarce and limited resources, somebody like you with active schizophrenia is still consuming what should have served able-bodied, intelligent men who make significant imput to the commonwealth of humanity.

you're an unnecessary burden to your generation, a disadvantage to your community, an internet nuisance who constitutes traffic jams to intellectual discourse.

A sex-starved he-goat, rejeced for acute imbecility. A lonely dog desperate for love but rejected for lack of flair.

You belong to a tall tree, up there, far away in the deep of the jungle, away from human civilization. There the Chimapanzees will make you their king.

MrCork:
..Postman(grown asssss man) taking advantage an toastin underage girl call firstEVA....Postman...YOU ARE A PETERFILE and will be arrested! !(SHAME ON YOU)

hehehehe!

so how do you intend effecting my arrest since you have illiteracy as a barrier?

It's likely you will end up in a mental correctional facility, as the officers will judge your speach unintelligibility as a greater concern.

MrCork:
C.c.. firstEVA

Hey, you lovesick sociopath, what are you doing here?

I thought she told you to wash her car immediately after lunch?

Leave the PA job for her secretary. Such disposions are above the weight your mental strength can bear.

Now hurry up with your lunch, and get her car washed. you dont want your madam to be late for her appointment.

firstEVA:
Postmann I like this song, the beat and melody


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6dh79lAUw

The Chante song was a hit. simple but melodious. one of my local favourites.

where are you, ebony princess?

firstEVA:

hey favourite, how are you doing?
hehehe. you eventually were up early, alone. now tell me the impression behind that toothie grin.

firstEVA:
I didn't really know , I could be clueless sometimes.

Hehehe!
That'll be hard to believe knowing the level of your intelligence.

firstEVA:
Postmann, I find it difficult to stay awake no matter how hard I try
I will respond to my mention when I wake.

sleep on princess. infinite is the dark cover of the sky. it shall roll once more when your eyes are enemy to sleep. then we shall walk the distance _naked.

goodnight.

firstEVA:
Arnt you scared of _nakedness

hehehehe! that was meant figuratively. and i know you know.
you just wouldnt let it pass just like that.

firstEVA:
probe, I'm not always bubbly, sometimes I am down.

give me your night when the world sleeps.
in the stillness of the dark lets be the only ones alive.
save for the spirits, no one will see us "_naked"

firstEVA:
hi

You re getting a little shy or you want me to probe further?

***modified***
ewo!!! the red-eyed, blood-stained eagle watches on.

hello favourite one, how's your evening going? i was wondering what tonight holds for us.@firsteva

lesbiangirl:
All this to describe the supposed power of a man in a marriage i just can't with this guy hehehehehehehe!

I remember you alright. Your handle's putrid taste still lingers.

Aren't you going to sieve through my post, and counter my point why he isnt as powerful as i have claimed?

firstEVA:


Only God knows

Some Nairalanders consider him funny, so he tries hard to appear funny with lame jokes and improperly spelt words.

Then he's quite lousy at it. Too dumb to be considered a jester or a troll.

I'll have your company later tonight, should you be free.

MrCork:
...sweery ignore that homebase gorrrrila calld Post Man wit his 1932 chattttup lines..... jump into my thread so i can toast u propa propa...like a real man should...I want to step up yor level!!

Now you're gradually descending from the path of a love-struck simpleton, who has been mentally exhausted by the obbsession of firsteva. A little more exposure to civility, and she may consider you good enough to be her gateman.

And wipe off those spit dropping from your mouth, you dont want her guests to know we've been dealing to no avail with your imbecility.

firstEVA:
Postmann, no one takes that retarrd seriously, exchanging chats with him gives him an erection, ignoring him will kill him slowly, that's the kind of death most NLS give him.

i'm only just finding out.
but i'm more interested in who took of his chains and let him loose.

.

MrCork:
..sorry...uncle be nice to me & I will fix you up with firstEVA.....she dates anythin!!

and yet you sank below the level of a desperate psychopathic, sex-starved brute to stalk a woman who dates anything.

you need an appointment with your neurosurgeon. you
definitely have skipped your pills.

.

MrCork:
^^^^WOW..... 1952 chatttup lines....firstEVA must be dyamm easy...I swaaaaaar!!

I see you desperately need the "self like" button too. So you can go a step further from self sharing your own comments.

How lonely can it get to sink to the very level of your depravity?

firstEVA:
come to my house, i want to tell you something

if you get my favourite r&b ready, i should be there after work. A river of peace awaits me as i look into your eyes full of light and hope.

MrCork:
^^^story...bro..so you say firstEVA is your queen...juss becoss she wants to give you internet hug..correct?....we jusss tryna understand yorr point!(no oofense)

it is wisdom you beat yourself no further on why she's endeared to me. An intelligent mind should be engrossed in something of more importance.

firstEVA:
haha, don't count on it.

sure i will. we all have our moments of bloodrush.

MrCork:
. ..ok..so you think firstEVA(that homebase nigeria girl) is a black queen simply be coss she contribute to your thread & want to give you internet hug..Abu?...bro what part of Ghana you from? (No ofeense)

sometimes disimilarities in taste and class can constitute a hindrance of the mind from being capable of basic understanding.

firstEVA:
I can push it a little further if you want.

certainly when the time is right. but then i'll be something far more grand.

firstEVA:
I can push it a little further if you want.

certainly when the time is right. but then i'll something far more grand.