₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:


Give me 48 hrs, my time starts now.

Hehehehehehehehehe!
To do what?

firstEVA:
nothing much, just chilling, drinking coke, you mind to join?

Hehehe! If you can get the one stamp with my name, I'll be your guest.

RadicallyBlunt:
If u're a christian and ur wife is muslim. Put all ur children with baba ifa in ifa school let them do traditional religion. Shikena!

ONE NIGERIA!

Well, except one or both are hypocrites they can never mix well in peace and harmony. A serious christian has a lot of red lines against islam and vice versa.

firstEVA:
good morning

Hey beautiful, good to have you this morning!

What's cooking?

firstEVA:
buahahahaha

Hey beautiful! Good morning.

MrCork:
....bro u stand a berrrra shance of findin Wifey material in Mars than on Nairaland....can u imagine marrryin people like thise from Nairaland: Kashybaby, firstEVA, Onstelly, Rifiner, Halfricanadian', Mrs Chima,FlawlessRebirth2..and so on....FOGERRRRRIT!!!(no oofeinse)

I thought I banished you to the cave where you belong?

You're here like a lovesick sociopath, looking for a way to release your sexual tension .

You are too uncivilised for civilized courtship.
You drool heavily from the mouth
You smell of old saliva and stale sweat.

You can't pass as a literate 21st century male
Your savage, oncouth demeanour puts you closer to chimps than humans.

I'll advice you bleat like a goat or chant like a Chimp if you want to attract your kind.

MrCork:
....bro u stand a berrrra shance of findin Wifey material in Mars than on Nairaland....can u imagine marrryin people like thise from Nairaland: Kashybaby, firstEVA, Onstelly, Rifiner, Halfricanadian', Mrs Chima,FlawlessRebirth2..and so on....FOGERRRRRIT!!!(no oofeinse)

I thought I banished you to the cave where you belong?

Now you're on a sociopathic rampage, looking for love in a most uncivilised manner.

Have you yet squirted on the tree to easy your sexual tension? Lovesick crackpot.

Akfakorede:
so what is the solution to uncivilised sexual cravings and lust.

i just want to know thanks.

There is a thread on lust that I've been on and it's at its concluding phase. But that'll be for the religious section.

To your question : I'm afraid man's discipline is not enough sometimes to contain lust. Some people go into adultery with the knowledge that it is wrong but they can't help themselves all the same.

It's more of spiritual soundness than physical determination. There's something in man that is bigger than man and more powerful than man. Each man has it. It manifest itself in different ways in different people. It is called weakness.

It can come in the form of anger, lust, insincerity, stealing, you name it. To each man his own weakness. And except you're spiritual, and sincerely and seriously so, your weakness will overcome you.

Akfakorede:
@ postmann
what do you think about this??

i really like your threads...o make sesnse..

It's cool. It puts the activities of the upper chamber of the national assembly at the figure tips. But I have a passive interest in Nigeria politics. The current crop of politicians are not worth it. Just my opinion.


I'm sincerely grateful for your commendation.


****modified ****

Now I get your drift. The link you sent me led me to a twitter handLe of the NS.

My comment will be brief:

I love my northern brothers for one thing : Westernization i.e satanization will never prevail in Nigeria. My northern are brothers immovable rock. Left for southerners, we are open and porous to whatever garbage satan cooks for humanity through the West.

EQUAL RIGHTS IN MARRIAGE TELL ME ABOUT THE DEVIL, AND I'LL TELL YOU THE WHYTEMAN IS HIS CHIEF OF SERVANTS.

MrCork:
...u juss wastin yor on employ useless time on firstEVA...you aint goono phuck her..truss me!!

That should be my worry, not yours.

So what's up? Have you squirted on the tree yet?

MrCork:
....dont make me call my Kashyba.by to SLAP THAT YOR BURUNDI FACE....i owe you moiney?....I BEG.. LEAVE ME JOR!!

Which kashybab.y, the one that signed the files that certified you officially as a sociopath?

.

MrCork:

[size=18pt] ....YOUR THREAD FINALLY DERAILED THANKS TO YOU.......am out!!![/size]

...As in to your cave. Don't forget to brandish your phone before your fellow Chimpanzees. It's the only reason they crowned you king of the jungle.

MrCork:


[size=28pt] ....STOP DERAILIN YOUR DUMB THREAD......PERVERT!!!!!![/size]

It's mine to do as I please.

But how did you make it here?

You hopped from tree to tree, IN A "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" fashion, like a PRIMITIVE GORILLA in heat chasing after firsteva.

Being a medieval brute, you think it's by force to take a woman. BEAST from the jungle

You don't know your class.
You forgot you're an _imbecile drooling with heavy spittle from the mouth. And you smell of stale saliva.

Go hug a tree, and squirt out your sexual frustration on it and walk back into your cave.

firstEVA:
Specialgirl, where are you?

Are you threatening me!!?

MrCork:
^^^^if this is how u get yorr dumb women then firstEVA muss be naturally steeewpid....actually, she is!!!

You don't get it Mr crackpot.
She's not your class.
You'll be an unforgiving stigma to her grace
Your breeding is impure and barbaric.

The simplest of man's abilities --to write coherently is a hurdle you haven't overcome even in adulthood.

A king belongs to his palace
An emperor belongs to his empire
A mayor belongs to his city
A man belongs to his home
An intellectual with his spectre
A knight with his honour


But you oh, Mrcork the crackpot, you're sub-human
And you belong in a cave.

Your semblance is closer to chimps than to humans
So shoooo!

[quote author=firstEVA post=43796290][/quote]My good guess will be he missed you, needed your company and he didnt get it for whatever reasons. and is now sulking as a result.

firstEVA:
bwahahahahaha
Mrcork has never suffered so much battery since he joined this forum.

Why would a sane person even bear such a moniker, lol, it beats me






I will love us to go to the moon if possible

hehehe! Its possible, dearest. Just get your spacesuit ready. We'll practice our moonwalk later tonight.

It's a long but worthy journey
There i'll have you all to myself
i'll hear your voice in its purest form
Rich and smooth like some vanila ice-cream
your eyes will be my world
as they glitter through the dark space.

You wouldnt mind a slow dance as we rock gently to the beat of both our hearts, sedated my tranquility, would you?

firstEVA:
Lmao
Where do you have in mind

hehehehe!
somewhere quiet and beautiful. somewhere beyond the imaginations of mrcork, the crackpot.
somewhere beyond reach.

firstEVA:
I have been online since morning.
I am fine. How are you dear?

I was busy till about lunchtime break. I'm a lot freer now?

you sweet, ebony chocolate, where do i take you to get away from that love-struck loony.
Somewhere private where your shade will provide peace and quiet?

MrCork:
..firstEVA is a dumb under age girl & and from all her dumb response...intanet PETERFILES like you all ways take advantage..i lie?...firstEVA is too stupid to be dumb[ (no ofeense)!

PETERFILES!!!! is that your several attempts at trying to spell PAEDOPHILE?

And yet in this time of scarce and limited resources, somebody like you with active schizophrenia is still consuming what should have served able-bodied, intelligent men who make significant imput to the commonwealth of humanity.

you're an unnecessary burden to your generation, a disadvantage to your community, an internet nuisance who constitutes traffic jams to intellectual discourse.

A sex-starved he-goat, rejeced for acute imbecility. A lonely dog desperate for love but rejected for lack of flair.

You belong to a tall tree, up there, far away in the deep of the jungle, away from human civilization. There the Chimapanzees will make you their king.

MrCork:
..Postman(grown asssss man) taking advantage an toastin underage girl call firstEVA....Postman...YOU ARE A PETERFILE and will be arrested! !(SHAME ON YOU)

hehehehe!

so how do you intend effecting my arrest since you have illiteracy as a barrier?

It's likely you will end up in a mental correctional facility, as the officers will judge your speach unintelligibility as a greater concern.

MrCork:
C.c.. firstEVA

Hey, you lovesick sociopath, what are you doing here?

I thought she told you to wash her car immediately after lunch?

Leave the PA job for her secretary. Such disposions are above the weight your mental strength can bear.

Now hurry up with your lunch, and get her car washed. you dont want your madam to be late for her appointment.

firstEVA:
Postmann I like this song, the beat and melody


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6dh79lAUw

The Chante song was a hit. simple but melodious. one of my local favourites.

where are you, ebony princess?

firstEVA:

hey favourite, how are you doing?
hehehe. you eventually were up early, alone. now tell me the impression behind that toothie grin.

firstEVA:
I didn't really know , I could be clueless sometimes.

Hehehe!
That'll be hard to believe knowing the level of your intelligence.

firstEVA:
Postmann, I find it difficult to stay awake no matter how hard I try
I will respond to my mention when I wake.

sleep on princess. infinite is the dark cover of the sky. it shall roll once more when your eyes are enemy to sleep. then we shall walk the distance _naked.

goodnight.

firstEVA:
Arnt you scared of _nakedness

hehehehe! that was meant figuratively. and i know you know.
you just wouldnt let it pass just like that.

firstEVA:
probe, I'm not always bubbly, sometimes I am down.

give me your night when the world sleeps.
in the stillness of the dark lets be the only ones alive.
save for the spirits, no one will see us "_naked"

firstEVA:
hi

You re getting a little shy or you want me to probe further?

***modified***
ewo!!! the red-eyed, blood-stained eagle watches on.

hello favourite one, how's your evening going? i was wondering what tonight holds for us.@firsteva