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TheEnQuirer:
And what's your motivation?

To teach what you have no knowledge about.

To cure your intellectual exiguousness in social forums in order to chase the ghosts of JAMB failures that have haunt your hollow head .


Aren't you the fool who goes about NL trying to point out the grammatical marrings of people posts and threads?

Yet you have no certificate to your name.

Fine-arts failure!!! We only know one guy who has no self-regard, he is NL's domiciled darkenedbaboon!!!

Bwhahaha , NL must surely be a means of self-flagellation for your failures in life.

Aren't you the analphabetic waste of tuition fees who told a female poster she can't use "critique" as a transitive verb?

But you were wrong!!! She can in all grammatical correctness!!!

Your demons of insecurity must be familial!!!

Your life in NL is a continuous attempt to remedy your hopes and dreams in actuality which were all fated in still-birth!!!

Vagabondo!!!

OneManLegion:
Is this supposed to be a poem?

This is like poetry's version of the ineptitude of Nollywood.

Your life is a joke, boy.
Your very existence is a joke. A bad joke.

It's sad that the only way you achieve self-gratification is by coming to Nairaland.

You come across to me as a loser. Probably, the only thing you can't lose is weight. You have no friends in real life and so the 'net offers you the perfect chance to redeem yourself and be what you're not.

But it doesn't change the fact that you're a horrible disappointment in every aspect of your miserable life.

The quintessence of servility. Even your moniker shows that you are but a mere errand boy. Your moniker is a testament to your inherent inconsequentiality. You don't matter, boy.

Run along and go _wank off. Dumb, puerile newt.

DemiGoddess:
Dope postmann!...and I was even thinking lezzlie/lezz's the bad one.Lolzz...you bad gaan just you've been suppressing it...you just needed an idiotic thread(offence intended) to tell us what's on your mind.

Lezzlie:
Saw the post and it was just too silly and childish for me to leave a comment.


The formless creature they call beauty will not give me an _erection even if the OP payed me a million rupees to bed her !!!

lezz:
I have always wondered why no one in NL has mentioned that.

I usually don't comment on their silly posts except the one they tried to bash Nigeria, it's soiling enough.

Lots of folks don't know Indians aren't white, and they take advantage of this ignorance and strut around in Africa.
I love the way you put that Muppet in his pigsty.

I'm proud of you, keep it up.

Greene66:
...

All of you combined! !!!

OneManLegion:
Who's this idiot and why does he keep hounding me? Them dey follow this monkey from village?

Abi ko fe da fun iyalaya eleyin ni? Which level na?

What is your obsession with me and this so-called Darkenedbaboon?

Do you know how puerile and unprepossessing you appear?

Wait, how old are you?

No lie o, are you of voting age?

joseph1832:
The hunt for what, Red October? LMAO.

Creamish:
No I dont... dint even pay heed to the moniker..

Creamish:
Lolz.. Forced Re-branding.. So uv been beefing them?

Ibime:
I'm just waiting for Emenalos sack.

Imagine that clown pushing for loser Pellegrini to be the next Chelsea manager.

He wants yes man that will allow him to ruin Chelsea completely, thankfully Roman overruled him and went for Conte.

I'm hoping the rumours are true that Roman is unhappy with his signings and for falling out with Mourinho.

If Mourinhos only job this season was turning Romans mind away from Emenalo, he has done a great thing.

Also that clown has offered Mikel a new contract just like he always does when no permanent manager is around. Thankfully, Mikel wants to assess a couple of juicy offers from China first and make his decision at season end. Lets hope the Chinese offer him something great to take him away.

Creamish:
@bolded.....and HE who made the mistake to challenge Lezz..

Creamish:
and I was rily looking forward to the lines he'd av dropped..

lezz:
That wasn't for you, you saphead.

lezz:
Nah!!
My ladies in NL has to bear certain physical qualities and intellectual disposition before my interest will be stirred.

Then there are other tests which aren't your concern.

lezz:
Do you not know that all my lines for you I have completed early this morning?

I have your name written on all of them!!!

And now you ask me to give it to another?

It will be insincere not coming from my heart.


Even if you won't stand the contest can you read what my heart has to say about you?

lezz:


NL can not redefine perversion, not now, not ever!!!

Perversion is when you sniff girls' panties hung out on a line. Or when you creep up on girls nudeness with a mirror!!!

My ability to paint a life, breathing, living picture of püssy just makes me a.......well........... a Michaelangelo with a pen .



Bwahahahahaha.

Dklef:
LOL.

Been kidding bro.

lezz:


Romanceland isn't good for you boy!!!

Hang on, I'm going to paint you a perfect picture and you can actually be able to see the folding skin texture of the opening of vagina and the swollen mould of flesh consisting the labia majora


And then the wrinkled end where the vagina lips come together, few distance from the anus.

It has a wrinkled form owing to streching and receding of skin elasticity caused by the intrusion and withdrawal of an erect penis.

Dklef:
He still get mouth to talk eh

lezz:
What's with you?

Püssy isn't obscenity, it's a song and a place.

A place Where you'll feel sheltered even from the snares of bokoharam!!!

It's the only moist and wet place you enter on a cold winter morning feeling warm and comfortable!!!

lezz:
I think she already knows I'll win her over and she can't cope with my lifestyle here. Hehehehe

I will recommend someone for you, a clean virgin, unblemished in soul and püssy!

misspicy:
[i]I am sure he can pick from the numerous lasses beckoning for his attention



Lezz please do them this favour,I know a bunch who are craving you attention [/i]9]

Dklef:



Young man, on no account should you talk to a lady like that, ever again!

She deserves none of those tantrums you silled up there and i do not want to warn you again!

And who the heck is Lezz for you to yarn dust? Is he bigger than one of the busboys i've got over her in my abode?

For fvck sake, be very careful or you'd force me to come all out on you!
Good day.

misspicy:
LOL



Lezzz and Dklef please sheath you swords,like I said,it has nothing to do with any of you,personal reasons



thanks for understanding

lezz:
Mugu, how nah?