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Nairaland / General / When You "Share" A Post On Nairaland, What Does It Mean? by poyebad: 9:47am On Sep 25, 2019
Hello NL neighbours. I have a question. A basic question. When you click "Share" on a post on Nairaland, what does it really translate to? Thanks in advance.
Religion / Re: The End Of A Fornicator's Dream by poyebad: 8:26am On Jul 28, 2019
You guys are impossibly d.ull. The OP sincerely believes he has preached a moving sermon and passed a godly message across to people. What exactly is your business with how people live their lives? Can you focus on your personal chastity or otherwise and stop having a say about what others do or don't? Fornicator...according to your own moral construct. Not all people consider premarital sex as abominable. Many of you pretending to know and speak for God in Nigeria are the worst specimens of human beings alive. You are hateful, unkind, morally poor, busybodies, and definitely swindlers, taking peoples resources to build an enviable life for your leaders...

Stop preaching nonsense and start encouraging people to practice safe and sensible sex. Sex is good. Sex is healthy, when practiced safely. If premarital sex was so wrong why weren't we given our Joystick and v.jay only immediately after the wedding? And why did God initially create man with inability to know the difference between good and bad (meaning Adam could have fu.cke.d any woman without it being wrong) before the fall? ...That man should not obey your moral laws safe those that involving loving God and loving man.

Stop being so d.ull. And hypocritical... I wouldn't be surprised if this vomit from you was not a pang of guilty conscience emerging from the OP falling recently into the very thing he now seeks to preach against.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by poyebad: 7:03pm On Jul 06, 2019
A goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderful GOALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's an impossible goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Nigeria against Ruga: It is 1:0.
Car Talk / Sienna's Power Steering Pump Needed by poyebad: 12:06pm On Jun 28, 2019
If you deal in car spare parts and you have a sound power steering pump for Sienna, kindly reply with a quotation.

Thanks.
Business / Re: ‘Breasts On Lantern’: Agonies Of Borrowers Of Nigerian Micro-credit Loans by poyebad: 9:07pm On Jun 06, 2019
The problem is not LAPO or other MFB, the problem is with the people. Most of the borrowers are not disciplined. Instead of taking loans meant for business to do business they use the loans for their domestic needs. I have so many examples of such people going to LAPO to take a loan and pretending it is for a particular business. LAPO comes and audits the business to make sure there is a business that can sustain that loan. After collecting the money, this borrowers divert the money for domestic uses. When it is time to pay LAPO loan back they start complaining.

These are banks and they will not survive if they do not by all means recover the money lent out.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Signs Executive Order Revoking All Fire Arms License. by poyebad: 11:34am On May 23, 2019
They just want to make it easy for the Fulani Herdsmen to take over the country. By revoking all licenses (if indeed the shitty news is true) they want to make sure we offer zero resistance when their herdsmen come ravaging our streets.


DonMarkuzi:
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!
Nigeria Gun License Revoked.
President Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR) the Nigerian currently serving President have today signed into law with executive powers to remove, revoke, banish all firearm or shotgun certificate or license in Nigeria

This executive order will start from 1st June 2019. Nobody in the country is now allowed or authorised to own or carry prohibited weapons or gun.

If you think you have any license issued to you in the past / previously allowing you to own or carry any type of gun, prohibited weapons, components parts and prohibited ammunition or selling; that license is now dead.

Only legit police officers and the army that is fully authorised can carry a gun.

All Civil Defense Corps and other security organisation are no longer allowed to carry weapons from 1st June 2019.

You must: now hand in back all type of firearm license or certificate issued to you in the past to the nearest police headquarter in your state.

Please do not hand-in your old certificate / license in a police station. It must be handed at the police headquarters.
Politics / Re: Top Ten States With Highest Number Of Billionaires Per Capita In Nigeria by poyebad: 11:25am On May 23, 2019
nonsense

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Religion / RE: Bishop Oyedepo: God Swore To Make Me Rich Because I Gave Him Car Many Years by poyebad: 1:44pm On May 22, 2019
We have come to this dangerous point in our national experience where mediocre men of God boast of nothing else but the number of cars they buy. Christianity in Europe was once like this, focusing on materialism to the exclusion of developing the total man. Travel through Europe today and see hundreds of abandoned churches from Cologn, to Aachen, to Paris, to Maastricht, to Geneva and so on. Similarly Christianity in Nigeria has come to its peak and soon it must nosedive.

This must happen to give way to the through faith authored by Christ, not this parody crafted by the greed of the likes of Oyedepo, whose god is their belly and whose shame is their glory.

No, Oyedepo, you're not the only one that gave a car to God. Some true men of God have given more, in fact some gave their very lives. You are so freakishly rich because you have so many highly impressionable and somewhat mentally lazy members who believe donating money will solve all their problems. Yes, Oyedepo you did a good job brainwashing them all. One wonders why the richest men in Nigeria are not necessarily Christians, talkless of being from your church. This shows that being wealthy is only function of how much offering you give in the kingdom and financial empire erected by the likes of you... How many of the richest men in the world became rich because they gave a car? You're such a funny human being.
Peace.
History will be the true judge of your spiritual 419ism. And

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Nairaland / General / Pharmacist, Trader Bag 5 Years Jail Term Over Illegal Dealing In Hard Drug by poyebad: 7:58pm On Apr 25, 2019
A Federal High Court sitting, Lagos, today, convicted and sentenced a pharmacist, Mr Geoffrey Ezeukwu and a trader, Mr Moses Ajibor to three years and two years imprisonment each, for illegal dealing 200 kilogrammes of Ephedrine .

Justice Saliu Saidu, after reviewing the facts of the case today, convicted the defendants on one count each out of the five count and handed down a three years and two years imprisonment on each of the defendants after the conclusion of their trial.

By a five count amended charge filed by the NDLEA, the two defendants who are now convicts were alleged of conspiracy, unauthorized dealing in banned hard drugs ,unlawful distribution of the hard drug and illegal diversion of the said hard drug.

Following the conviction of the two defendants, their counsel, Mr Damian Dodo, (SAN) and Professor Fabian Ajogwu (SAN) in their alocutors, urged the court to temper justice with mercy in sentencing of the defendants.


The counsel also urged the court to take cognisance of the fact that the convicts are first time offenders with no record of previous crime.


Dodo (SAN), in his submission, stated that the convicts are the sole bread winners of their respective families and that the second convict who is a practising pharmacist has contributed immensely in providing affordable healthcare to the Nigeria populace.

He therefore, urged the court to impose a light custodian sentences on the convicts.

Responding, the prosecution led by Mr Joseph Ngbona Sunday, the NDLEA’s Director of Legal, told the court that there is no criminal records of the convicts.

He however, told the court to take cognisance of the nature of the offence and the alarming rate that drug related offences are increasing in our society.


Sunday further urged the court to grant an axillary order directing the Pharmaceutical Council of Nigeria, PCN, to take further action against the second convict, Geoffrey Ezeukwu, who he said was a practicing Pharmacist.


Justice Saidu in his judgement, said: “I have listen to the alocutors of the counsel on behalf of convicts and the submission of the prosecutor as to the fact that there is no criminal records of the convicts”.


The trial judge said that haven convicted the defendants on one count each out of the five count charge, ” I hereby sentence the first convict Moses Ajibor to three years imprisonment and the second convict, Geoffrey Ezeukwu to two year imprisonment.

It would be recalled that men of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, had sometimes in 2012 filed a five count charge against the convicts.

In the amended charge, the two convicts were alleged of conspiracy, unauthorised dealing in banned hard drugs,unlawful distribution of the hard drug and illegal diversion of the said hard drug.


The five count charge reads as follows :
Count one: “That you Moses Ajibo, Male, Adult and Geoffrey Ezeukwu, Male, Adult, between April and June 2012 at Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court conspired with each other to distribute for purposes other than which lawful authority was granted, 200 Kilogrammes of Ephedrine a substance iisted in the second schedule of the NDLEA Act and you thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 14(b) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act Cap N30, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004. ‘

Count two: “That you Moses Ajibo, Male, Adult Male, Adult, between April and June 2012 at Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court engaged in distribution for purposes other than that which lawful authority was granted, 200 Kilogrammes of Ephedrine a substance listed in the second schedule of the NDLEA Act Cap N30 Laws of the Federation 2004 knowing that the substance is to be used for illicit production of narcotic drugs and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 20(1) (f) and punishable under Section 20(2)(a) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act Cap N30, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004.

Count three: “That you Geoffrey Ezeukwu, Male, Adult between April and June 2012 at Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court aided or abetted Moses Ajibo, to distribute for purposes other than that which lawful authority was granted, 200 Kilogrammes of Ephedrine a substance listed in the second schedule of the NDLEA act knowing that the substance is to be used in the manufacture of narcotic drugs and you thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 14(b) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act Cap N30, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004.

Count four: “That you Moses Ajibo, Male, Adult and Geoffrey Ezeukwu, Male, Adult between April and June 2012 at Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court conspired with each other to divert 300 Kilogrammes of Ephedrine by delivering them to a place other than the premises of Marley Shree Pharmaceuticals Company Limited, Plot 83 Zungeru Road, Sabongari, Kano for which lawful authority was granted in contravention of the provisions of the United Nations Convention Against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic drugs and Psychotropic Substances 1989 and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 20(1)(a) and punishable under Section 14(b) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act Cap N30, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004.

Count five: “that you Moses Ajibo , Male, Adult and Geoffrey Ezeukwu, Male, Adult between April and June 2012 at Lagos within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court without lawful authority diverted 300 Kilogrammes of Ephedrine by delivering them to a place other than the premises of Marley Shree Pharmaceuticals Company Limited, Plot 83 Zungeru Road, Sabongari, Kano for which lawful authority was granted in contravention of the provisions of the United Nations Convention Against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic drugs and Psychotropic Substances 1989 and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 20(1)(a) and punishable under Section 20(2Ma) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act Cap N30, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004”.

https://nigerianfranknewsng.com/pharmacist-trader-bag-5-years-jail-term-over-illegal-dealing-in-hard-drug/
Health / Re: 5000 Require Heart Surgeries In Sokoto, Kebbi, Zamfara by poyebad: 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2019
I tell them dem no listen. Their hearts don black finish.

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No fewer than 5,000 per one million population require heart-related surgeries in Sokoto, Kebbi and Zamfara states, Acting Chief Medical Director of Usmanu Danfodiyo University Teaching Hospital, Sokoto, Dr Nasir Muhammed, has disclosed.

He said this was discovered at the commencement of heart surgery by the Usmanu Danfodiyo University Teaching Hospital, Sokoto in collaboration with VI University Teaching Hospiyal, Morocco.

The collaboration is part of a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) that would further benefit other specialisations within the health system.

Muhammed said the disease was a common problem all over the world and anything that affect the heart could lead to untimely death.

Though he said heart surgery was capital-intensive, the CMD declared the hospital will charge at least N2million depending on the severity of the problem.

He explained: “These peoples are mostly poor who could not afford such treatment as before now, the only closest hospital where such operation is available is Nizamiyya hospital in Abuja and the least they can charge as much as N5million or one has to travel over sea where he can pay double,” he said

Mohammed however, appealed to governments, corporate organisations and wealthy individuals to support the programme for sustainability.

He stressed that the hospital alone cannot sustain it without getting their support.

“Open heart surgery is very expensive because of the kind of material used which majority of our people cannot afford.

“So we need the support of the government, Corporate organizations and wealthy individuals to sustain the programme,” he pointed out.

On the MoU, he said: “We made a lot of investment on the programme. We trained our staff doctors and nurses and equipped the centre with state- of- the art equipment in addition of signing a MoU with King Muhammad VI University Teaching Hospital, Morocco,” he explained.

Dr Abubakar Umar, a cardiothoracic surgeon with UDUS, said he had operated on five patients since the commencement of the programme on Sunday free of charge.

He disclosed three of the patients had their heart valve replaced, some born with abnormality in their hearts were also operated upon.

Dr. Umar said they were targeting a maximum of 10 patients for the current exercise disclosing that plans were underway to lunch a foundation to get support for people who need heart surgery as funding was their serious challenge.

Leader of the Morocco’s team and a Cardiovascular Surgeon, Professor Boumzevra Drissi, said heart disease was one of the major causes of death in the world, urging people to avoid smoking and excess eating which were part of causes of heart diseases.

Professor Drissi stressed the importance of funding for the sustenance of the programme.

Source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/04/5000-require-heart-surgeries-in-sokoto.html
Politics / Re: Speakership: Nkeiruka Onyejeocha Asks Gbajabiamila To Step Down For Her by poyebad: 2:27pm On Apr 24, 2019
AlhajaChinyere:



So that the useless, lazy and stupid parents can keep on having children?


Shift focus from the parents, attend the children...or just kill them off for the error of their parents.
Politics / Re: Speakership: Nkeiruka Onyejeocha Asks Gbajabiamila To Step Down For Her by poyebad: 12:24pm On Apr 24, 2019
AlhajaChinyere:


Hunger is usually self inflicted!!!

Through laziness, stupidity and useless parents.

If you have more children that you can cater for - you are stupid, useless and a bad citizen!

What if you're born poor?
While we blame the parents for 'laziness, stupidity and useless'-ness, how about providing the emergency line for the hungry children?
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Speakership: Nkeiruka Onyejeocha Asks Gbajabiamila To Step Down For Her by poyebad: 9:32am On Apr 24, 2019
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Any emergency line for hunger? grin grin

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Pharmacy Students Protest Industrial Action By Lecturers (photos) by poyebad: 8:39am On Apr 24, 2019
These UNIBEN Pharmacy lecturers should stay at home please until all their entitlements have been settled to the last kobo. Any students who is tired should migrate to OOU, or better still to Muhammad Buhari University of Daura to complete their programmes.
Religion / Re: Pastor Wole Oladiyun: Payment Of Tithe Is For Every Christian by poyebad: 12:49pm On Mar 26, 2019
Another lazy MOG interested in access to people's money.
Thieves... sanctified thieves everywhere.
Crime / Re: Ruona Meyer: Olufunke Phillips Is A Cocaine Trafficker Evading Trial by poyebad: 9:01pm On Mar 15, 2019
All na our Igbo brothers full that cocaine list. NCAN. Nkan mbe!

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Romance / Re: Women Always Feel Entitled To Things They Don't Own, Why? by poyebad: 7:43pm On Feb 25, 2019
BlueAir:
I meet and dump ladies like I that. After dumping I always proof to them that without spending much on them. I can always get what I want. If I'm not posting the new girl chat I'm dating, I'll be posting how genuinely happy and moved on I am. What rubbish grin I met this new girl who suddenly started expecting me to send her money while we are getting to know each other but I bluntly let her know I'm not going down that path with her and he needs to be worth it before I spend a dime on her. Whenever I stop messaging her she concludes I'm pissed and messages me herself. Enough tho I expect her to walk away.
My bit. Never be trapped by entitled ladies, it's best to emphasize u have better plans for ur money and u bluntly let them them know u can easily pick out another babe at any time by simply walking away and being as happy as u can while courting another lady with the right full awareness. They hate to see that grin

Badass! My kind of guy!
You deserve a hyperchilled bottle of undiluted palm wine!
Correct guy.

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Politics / Re: The Odds Against Buhari On Saturday - Vanguard by poyebad: 8:22pm On Feb 14, 2019
Good analysis. However, Wole Soyinka refused to support Buhari in 2015. He maintained GMB was a total despot, an unrepentant dictator. He was right.
Politics / Re: PDP Shuns Ogun State As Buhari, Atiku Hit Home States To Woo Voters by poyebad: 6:25am On Feb 14, 2019
Atiku should definitely find a way to benefit from Buhari's losses in Ogun state. The good thing is, Ogun people have a mind of their own and they can always decide whom they will vote for... Unlike some states in Nigeria. grin

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Politics / Re: Breaking:Malami Directs INEC To Postpone Elections In Zamfara by poyebad: 6:19am On Feb 14, 2019
The drama is warming up.
Romance / Re: Ladies: On The Subject Of Deposit And Go Men by poyebad: 6:15am On Feb 14, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
I like that...if he gets you pregnant and won't take full responsibility, wrap up the sweet little baby and drop in his house.

Then let the script play out.

Point of correction: He did NOT get you pregnant, you got pregnant. In case of many who may not know, here are the choices available to you:

1) You close your thighs and not allow him enter (remember you're called gatekeepers)
2) If he must enter then he MUST wear a condom (that's common sense which unfortunate is not common)
3) If you fail at 1) and 2), there's such a thing as a morning-after pill, Postinor 2, Postpill blah blah blah, which can be used up to 3 days after sex
4) If you fail at 1), 2) and 3) then you probably deserve to be a single mum.

And only an irresponsible man, an i.diota that would have unprotected sex when he is not ready to contract a deadly STI or worse still father a child.

You f*cking lot should take responsibility for your actions and inactions. Once again, he did NOT get you pregnant, you carefully (or carelessly) orchestrated your own pregnancy by failing to do the needful.
Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by poyebad: 5:51am On Feb 14, 2019
Analysiscorner:

It's very real, Bro. It is not psychology

Somehow it is real. Somehow you guys cannot prove it. And somehow such belief system has perpetually kept us backward. It's simple psychology, to propagate a moral culture many Africans rely on cooking up spirits and the likes to scare people into walking a line set by their religious/spiritual rulers.

Not, it's not real. It's all a grand illusion.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by poyebad: 5:46am On Feb 14, 2019
funmisticqueen:
You are a weak man. Period. There is no need for you to be polite in your own house. Tell him he has gone too far. Is this how you allow people to ride you. This is also how you will allow women to take advantage of you too.

Being an introvert is not an excuse to be lily livered. I am an introvert too and will never tolerate this. I better hear good news tomorrow or you lock him out. Your house your rules.

I love you Ma!

That's probably the best advice he'll get here. It's not even about being a man; it's about being a human being with the mind of his own. He probably has a very low self-esteem and survives on others' acceptance of him.

He should also stop calling the guy a friend if he can't really tell him what he likes and what he does not like.

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