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It's ladies like you that deserve to have a yahoo-plus guy for a boyfriend. Idiato!

correctbae:
A Nigerian lady is of the opinion that guys should give their girlfriend 100k monthly and if they can't, they should be dumped.

Tweet below:

If your boyfriend can’t give you at least 100k monthly, dump him ��
All of you insulting yourselves here en... Since 100k is your problem, go and make money and stop crying

Source: https://correctbae.ng/2018/11/15/if-your-boyfriend-cant-give-you-100k-monthly-dump-him-nigerian-lady-says/

Read Also: Guys With Dreads Have Nothing To Offer, They Are Heartbreakers And Playboys – Nigerian Lady Says  https://correctbae.ng/2018/11/15/guys-with-dreads-have-nothing-to-offer-they-are-heartbreakers-and-playboys-nigerian-lady-says/

Story for the gods. How would you pay #100,000 if you were indeed innocent? Abeg jare, say something else.
If you were innocent you would sit there for as long as you were kept. No kobo. No shishi. Why you no call family? Why you no call lawyer?
Lies every where. Something in your story stinks.

Amagite2:
A hair stylist has narrated how she was extorted and sexually harassed by SARS operatives in Rukpokwu, Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

According to her, it was one of her worst days. Read her story below,..,

"@opetodolapo Today is definitely one of my worst days.. I woke up a bit feverish with slight headache so I cancelled my activities for the day, at about 6:30pm I decided to go get drugs,because my condition seemed to be getting serious and also get pizza for my mum just 7mins drive away from my estate.. On getting back to my estate, a blue Prado jeep stopped right in front of me and some armed men on uniform came out asking me to park for a search, I obliged, they went through all the vehicle papers and drivers license etc very much complete.. The next question I was asked was they needed to see my company Id ,I tried to explain to them I didn't have it on me because I just drove out to get pizza from the next bus stop and they said I was under arrest for stealing a vehicle and I couldn't give them an ID of where I work, I obliged and we drove to their station and the whole story changed.. One of the officers made a phone call and he said I was among the criminals they received a call about.. I tried to beg, I even showed proof of the medications I got, they gave me a paper to make a statement,in the process they took my phones from me and started going through my phone, from my chats call logs down to my bank mails etc.... After spending 2hrs with them they demanded for a sum of 2million naira as my bail,for a crime I do not know.. This is pure wickedness and evil... I never stole, robbed, violated any rules etc... We finally came to an agreement after keeping me hostage from 6pm till 12am that I should pay them 100,000naira.. One of the officers even approached me trying to sexually harass me!! This same men didn't even mind the time they comfortably drove me to an ATM machine so I could make a withdrawal for them... These men are criminals!! I was granted bail by 1:30am after spending 7good hours... Someone's hard earn money This Is totally unacceptable, Are you guys not meant to be protecting lives ? Why will you extort someone of their hard earn sweat!! I thought SARS had ended... (officers names are : officer Matt, Emma, security, Friday) "

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/11/lady-narrates-how-she-was-extorted-and-sexually-harassed-by-sars-operatives-in-port-harcourt.html

She looks more like 4naira 50kobo ass.

Sheggy13:
It's ASUU that's on strike not the entire University community. This circular is from the OAU management and not from ASUU, OAU branch. I can tell you authoritatively that ASUU OAU branch decided unanimously to join the strike in their Congress of yesterday. The students will be in school but no lecturer will go and teach them and no academic activity will go on. Isn't that meaningless? The University management are just being unnecessarily stupid with this circular as they can't drag any lecturer to go to class and teach.

I just called my contacts at OAU, academic activities are in fact progressing seamlessly all over the university. No strike in OAU. This information is valid as far as 1 minute ago is concerned.

cooldipo:
That is absurd really..... I guess they are OK with the condition of the Nigerian university

What position is OAU ranked among world Universities again? How much do they have for research annually? Who buys the reagent in their labs?

Ask UniIlorin the same question. Basically, schools that join are not any better than those that don't.

Of course it is true. Saraki however never anticipated the backlash from Nigerians' reactions. Like someone said, nothing is true in Nigeria until it stares you in the face. Tomorrow when he has increased the salary he will again say he never said it's not true.

No to criminal wage!
Yes to maximum wage!

Female genital mutilation (FGM) is real. It is alive and kicking in Nigeria. I daresay that most of Nigerian females have been genitally mutilated.
FGM involves cutting off different parts of the female private part mostly for the purpose of preventing 'promiscuity'. At the most basic form it involves cutting off a girl's clitoris. More invasive degrees of FGM have included also scraping off the labia minora and labia majora (the two folds at the entrance of the vag.ina). And because of FGM it is almost impossible for the female to enjoy sex.

If you have ever met a lady/woman that rhetorically asks you, "Is sex food?", such a woman is most likely a victim of FGM. Unfortunately more women are involved in the perpetuation of FGM on baby girls.

FGM scars the girl for life and robs her of ever enjoying sex.

FGM is the equivalent of cutting a baby boy's peni.s. There should be a punishment against any person involved in the ugly and barbaric act. Our women deserve the right to enjoy sex, it is a fundamental human right. Say no to female genital mutilation.

What punishment should be measured out to anyone found culpable?

The branch of the company is at Ado Ekiti, in Ekiti State.

The services of an auditor is needed to audit a company's account. Kindly send a mail to poyebad@gmail.com

sexybaby22:
A rare picture of Mary Slessor
Even though she gave birth to no child, she was referred by Efik people as ‘Eka kpukpru owo’ meaning Everybodies mother. She helped in stopping twin killing in eastern Nigeria.

See as dem look like twins killer.

You did not add other four leading causes of death in Nigeria such as:
1) Boko Haraminitis
2) Policitis accidentaldischarginoma
3) Fulanities herdsmaenemia
4) Hungerlities hungrymenoma sydrome

kraftysprouts:
The 2018 average life expectancy for Nigerians is now 55 years, a global data shows.

According to the latest World Health Organisation data published for 2018 life expectancy in Nigeria, a male given birth to in Nigeria in 2018 is expected to live approximately 54.7 years while a female is expected to live approximately 55.7 years in good health. The data shows Nigeria has a World life expectancy ranking of 178 out of 192 ranked countries.

However, the average life expectancy at birth in Nigeria is 55.2 years, an improvement from the previous figure, 47.

Meanwhile, the released statistical report by Nigerian Bureau of Statistics (NBS) for 2017 has it that females can live for approximately 51 years while males can live for just 47 years.

The report shows that residents in Nigeria are liable to die of sicknesses and diseases, as well as other causes.

Causes of death listed in the report are influenza, pneumonia, tuberculosis, diarrhoeal diseases, stroke, HIV/AIDS, coronary heart disease, liver disease, prostate cancer, diabetes mellitus, maternal conditions, malaria, breast cancer, meningitis, cervical cancer, lung disease and low birth weight.

Other causes include accident, road traffic and birth trauma among others.

A study published last week had said life expectancy in Nigeria can increase to 74.8 years by 2040.

The study, “Forecasting life expectancy, years of life lost, and all-cause and cause-specific mortality for 250 causes of death: reference and alternative scenarios for 2016-40 for 195 countries and territories using data from the Global Burden of Disease Study 2016,” was carried out by the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation (IHME).

IHME is an independent global health research organisation at the University of Washington that provides rigorous and comparable measurement of the world’s most important health problems and evaluates the strategies used to address them.

Source: https://healthable.org/nigeria-life-expectancy-in-nigeria-now-55-years-who/

Bede2u:
well inspite of ur insults and tantrums i wont insult u back.

I will only tell u that i live abroad and am a successful engr....with good property in nigeria and i am in full support of biafra. 90% of igbos want biafra. But then again keep insulting ur betters.

It's shocking you so easily ran out of your insulting breath. You knew you couldn't sustain it why did you then start it?

Congrats, you live abroad. Newsflash: you're the only one living abroad. Newsflash: no one gives a shit whether or not you're a successul engineer or a successful corpse-washer. Those of us in Nigeria are doing just fine, the 'abroad' is a place many of us abandoned to join nation-building in our own country. Away with your neo-slavery mentality.

Bede2u:
well forever is a long time.

Are u sure nigeria will exist in the year 2318? Thats 300 yrs from now. Most of u fools cant see beyond nxt year or highest next 4 years. Short-sighted fools. Biafra is a long term plan

Biafra is DOA (dead on arrival), just like your sel.fish and imbe.cilic misleaders. And you're not even going to need the help of any other ethnic group to kill it for you, you sel.fish and sil.ly id.iots will do that all by yourself.

It's only the no-do-gooder Igbos like yourself and your palmwine drinker Kanu that still believes in Biafra. The sensible ones among you have moved on with their lives by building business empires in the same Nigeria that opon.us like you keep castigating. [Opon.us means lesser human beings thinking through their sh.ith.oles.]

I chuckle each time I hear some useless Igbos chant Biafra.
Lazy Biafran human beings.

Kanu is speedily rushing to his certain death, and he is good company of half-wit Ipobians in the same pursuit.
Kanu is going to kill himself by himself...that's what folly does to those in whose heart it resides.

Biafra is dead and gone, together with the fraud that Ojukwu was.

I tire for am o.

1stola:
29?

Been working since 2017?

Still living in your parent's house...

Chai!

Please give her my number, my own papa no go kill me for impregnating her for free.

easy1960:
Sharing An Office With The Devil

Hello NL, i will not bored you up with much talk this time around, rather i will go straight to the point.

Early 2017 when i got a job in a construction company, i was made to share an office with a lady. Since i was new there, the lady was the one showing me around, introducing me to some clients, taking me out for lunch etc.

After some time, the lady demanded to know my house and i was so scared of taking her to my house since dad and mum are always against that. One day, i had to act like a man and i took her to my house. She admired my room and fell in love with almost every thing that was in that room.

She left my house that evening and the next day we still met at the office. In the morning of that day, the lady told me she wants to have a talk with me so i made up time to hear from her.

She was so uncomfortable when we went out to discuss in one of the eatry, but later she told me she wants to carry my baby, that she is 31 and she really want to have a child of her own, meanwhile, i am 29. I was so scared and bittered while she will say such a thing. I refused with a reason been that i am from a descent home therefore, my parents will kill me if i do such a thing.

Right now, any time i go to work, this lady will at times sit on the table, open her legs and ask me to see what is inbetween her legs. She will insist on kissing me at times. I am a guy that is always shy, i am not comfortable with her in that office again.

Please my good friends, what do you think is right for me to do in this kind of situation that i will escape this lady?

We cannot conclude that the North belongs to Buhari. That North belongs to Atiku too.
We cannot conclude that the SW belongs to him just because APC won; we all know how APC won, they were simply rigged in both in Ekiti and Osun state. Most of those who will vote in SW in 2019 are the grassroot that have been assaulted and insulted by Buhari's conduct.

The only unpredictable section is the SE; they are prone to political miscalculations.. A certain chunk of them plan to support Buhari so that in 2023 an Igbo man can become the President. It's only a child that would believe in such misplaced optimism.

In the interest of Nigeria, Buhari should go back home. And yes, the coalition is strong enough to unseat him.

The beauty of democracy and a free society is that everyone has the right to hold an opinion and to interpret publicly available facts in ways that suit him. There is something most Nigerians will agree on though, that the huge goodwill that saw Buhari come into office has now largely been depleted.

Months after he was sworn in, Nigerians couldn't help calling him, "Baba go slow". We all thought he was taking his time to understudy the nations economy and that we would soon come out robustly to address those challenges. But as his tenure winds to a close many Nigerians have come to conclude that it it is not that Buhari was slow initially, he was (and still is) irreparably incapable of fixing any thing. Joined to that is his proclivity to flouting court orders, his nepotism and clannishness, active support for corruption, his poverty of ideas and lack of any modicum of grace as a leader. The question that the 2019 election will answer is if his personal failings as a leader are enough to make the electorate vote for his opponent.

The beauty of democracy and a free society is that everyone has the right to hold an opinion and to interpret publicly available facts in ways that suit him. There is something most Nigerians will agree on though, that the huge goodwill that saw Buhari come into office has now largely been depleted.

Months after he was sworn in, Nigerians couldn't help calling him, "Baba go slow". We all thought he was taking his time to understudy the nations economy and that we would soon come out robustly to address those challenges. But as his tenure winds to a close many Nigerians have come to conclude that it it is not that Buhari was slow initially, he was (and still is) irreparably incapable of fixing any thing. Joined to that is his proclivity to flouting court orders, his nepotism and clannishness, active support for corruption, his poverty of ideas and lack of any modicum of grace as a leader. The question that the 2019 election will answer is if his personal failings as a leader are enough to make the electorate vote for his opponent.

We cannot conclude that the North belongs to Buhari. That North belongs to Atiku too.
We cannot conclude that the SW belongs to him just because APC won; we all know how APC won, they were simply rigged in both in Ekiti and Osun state. Most of those who will vote in SW in 2019 are the grassroot that have been assaulted and insulted by Buhari's conduct.

The only unpredictable section is the SE; they are prone to political miscalculations.. A certain chunk of them plan to support Buhari so that in 2023 an Igbo man can become the President. It's only a child that would believe in such misplaced optimism.

In the interest of Nigeria, Buhari should go back home. And yes, the coalition is strong enough to unseat him.

I have a feeling this is just a foretaste of the coalition of disparate interests that will take place to ensure that President Muhammadu Buhari is sacked from the Aso Rock. The only other time in our recent history that we have seen different powerful Nigerians come together to unseat a sitting government was during the electoral battle featuring former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and former dictator General Muhammadu Buhari, who later became the former's nemesis. And Nigerians all know the end result of that: the incumbent president was sacked from office.

The same type of coming together, suspending personal grudges, ignoring religion and ethnic division to remove a sitting President appears to be actively in the pipeline. President Muhammadu Buhari indeed has many sins ranging from nepotism, to running the country like a dictator, flagrantly disobeying court orders, corruption, irresponsible spending of the taxpayers' money (tradermoni, e.g.), lacking the carriage and competence and grooming of a president, presiding over trigger-happy herdsmen that have seen thousands of Nigerians to their graves, and most importantly his permanent inability to fix the nation's economy. In a saner country, his own party would not have considered him worthy of flying the party's flag at the 2019 presidential elections.

The question everyone is asking now is, "Will General Muhammadu Buhari survive this coalition of powerbrokers who are united in their determination to return the President to his little Daura village?

Will his mediocre political career indeed survive beyond the first term in office?

Comparing online communication and exchanges with what obtains in other climes, Nigerians especially on Nairaland appear to be constantly angry.

They often need no provoking before they get so abusive. And this seems to contradict the report that would make us believe that Nigerians are some of the world happiest people.

Is there a reason that we are always so angry, and constantly attacking each other?


lalasticlala
nobody

Thanks all. Reading through the contributions here I learned so much about different health professions in Nigeria. We also had to do consultations with individual professionals, Pharmacists, MBBS, and MLScientists, both those doing very well and those that are not doing so well (most of them never really admitted they weren't doing so well)... And I am happy to inform you that my brother is now in 100L Obafemi Awolowo University, studying pharmacy.

And he is very excited studying the course. He seemed to have had his path outlined before him now: study pharmacy and go into private practice where he will get to engage patients directly and at the same time build the business.

My advice is for individuals looking for admission to put in a lot of thought and question-asking before choosing a course. The process of seeking information and understanding alone is very enriching. We met and interacted with awesome scientists, doctors and pharmacists... I must also say that none of them was rude like some of those that contributed in this thread. (I still do not know why Nigerians are so darn angry on Nairaland)... In the end, I have gained fresh perspectives about an area I didn't know much about.

Thank you Nairaland.

Xaos:
I made a post about this earlier today on a thread that was on the front page. A lot of people quoted me and said that the info is wrong. I think they are right.

You can check these links for more

http://9jalegal.com.ng/articles/fact-check-nigerias-sexual-offences-bill-stipulates-18-years-not-11-years-as-age-of-consent/


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Africa

Thanks for the links. I'm aware of the first one, and the stipulations of the law are mischieviously as confusing as f**k. Under the same section 7, it defilement was defined in terms of age 11, age 12 to 15 and age 18. I call it mischievious because multiple interpretations can easily be made and age 11 justified. If you check www.ageofconsent.net, Nigeria has 11 years against it. My question, why?

The Age of Consent is the legal age at which an individual is considered mature enough to consent to sex. Sexual relations with someone under the Age of Consent are considered statutory rape, even (in some jurisdictions), if both partners are themselves younger than the Age of Consent.

This qualifies Nigeria as the country with lowest legal age for sex in the world. One wonders what the rationale was for bringing the age of consent for Nigeria so low. Perhaps it is in a bid to make it not an offence to sleep with a primary school boy or girl.


https://www.ageofconsent.net/world

MssIndependent:
Ashawo

Ashawo for where! I'm not ashawo o, I can prove it to you...

I am a holy brother MssIndependent.
A holy brother with decent taste.

Beautiful breasts you gat there MissIndependent.
I'm loving them already.
Let's get together; we can discuss breast-care over some borrles of drink.

What a blessed job, getting paid to touch ladily parts!
Oh boy!

Kindly share your experience on how much you have used in recent times to renewing hosting for a website.

Thanks a lot.