₦airaland Forum

Masquerades are doing exploits lately. If they are not being chased by dogs, they are doing the zanku dance. Now this one is on a bus hanging.

princechurchill:
We're currently searching for the cleavage as mentioned by the OP

You are The best bad type.

Between 22nd and 24th of every month

He better wakes up from his slumber. The earlier, the better!

NG is Nigerian domain....everything in Nigeria is on the high side. The cost of doing business in Naija is so over the top. See fuelling of generators because there's no electricity.

Truancy in my primary school days.
A little bit of truancy and avoiding maths classes in my secondary school days.

Abi to vote out Failurehari.

Could this birth be signalling the impending rebirth of Nigeria? Tell me what you think.

My people from the south, especially south south, I pity una. We the northern Christians scarcely believe witches and wizards could do us anything....make una stop dey believe some unbaked "pastors"

After Yahya Jammeh, now she's balling with George Weah.

Nbote:
D way some of U celebrate some irrelevant things and make news out of anything is baffling.. How exactly is dis a major milestone in his life or in religion? Of what use is his reading d Quran over and over again to anyone of us or even to him if he didn't affect lives positively? Does it automatically guarantee him paradise or heaven or make him a saint? Dis is jus like celebrating everyone who went to church and mosques daily

I wonder o. It's a personal thing, I guess

Traditional leaders are no different from the politicians in this country...they create little impacts

AutoJoshng, passport don become automobile now? I thought your articles were only about automobiles.

E pain am because she tell am the truth.

Thank you for killing his time so that his next target was delayed.

You still dey tell am good morning?
Women, too, should learn to keep their mouths from speaking. Speaking sometimes makes things worse

Let me speak the mind of the Vaseline crew: "She is ripe for harvest!"

From Islamic studies to Islamic sex.....paedophilia

Thanks for this write up! Reading has expanded my horizon, especially in my career as a...........personnel. On top of that, I am writing a book about my organization, due to my exposure to books. This book might be the first of its kind in my organization, federal government organization...

Buffon is a buffoon. Has he been better than Ronaldo or Messi in the past years?

Lie-Lai, who said your debunking of his donation to the victims can improve our economy? Abeg go face your work, you wey dey for the vanguard of liars.

lordm:
How come they are black?

Maybe na different papa dem get.

It's this kind of girls that are converted into Benz because of worthless piece of crab. Must you celebrate your birthday? Who are you trying to impress? This kind of things ignites my vexation.

Mine....I even dey work sef.

Come o. What have some people turned this Christmas into? So they think they can just do anything and associate it with Christmas, abi?

As the only male child (before our last born, a male was born in the year 2000) amongst three female younger sisters, I was a glutton, who, irrespective of the kind of food cooked, I will be the last man standing to be satisfied (belle full).

One Christmas, between 1992 and 1994, my mother served us the usual Christmas delicacy in Africa (let me say in Nigeria, since na the one wey I know be dat)-is rice and stew-in a tray to eat alongside my three sisters. The glutton in me suddenly spoke to me when we started eating that, "Bros, dis rice no go do all of una. Do something wey go make dem leave the food for you."

So I stretched my arm and started eating from the part of the tray in their fronts, abandoning my side. They didn't bother (I guess because the ladylike manner in them made them courteous).

The voice spoke again to me,"Change tactics. Dis one no dey work." So I did what they and other children, including me when I was a child, hated the most: I brought out the food that was in my mouth already and mixed it up with the food in the tray from where we were eating.

That action of mine made them reach their end of the road in the eating. I was elated as if I had won a trophy. But what I failed to put into consideration before embarking on my folly was the retribution that could ensue, which, indeed, ensued.

They reported the matter to the appropriate authority that had prepared the food-our mother. She descended on me with serious spanking, pounding and insults, that made me regretted my actions. She said if we're not going to be satisfied with the food,she would have added more.

From that day on, I was never served food in the same plate with my siblings again. Plus I stopped acting in such manner.


Thanks!

It's not something new. That has been Wamakko's trademark ™. I was in Sokoto at about the time he was governor.

This one just weak me

Make the Daura family do KOMOT for that Villa abeg. We don taya

Yahya Jammeh, the erstwhile president of Gambia, still provides!

Love na crazy thing oo. Billionaire, millionaire, "thousandnaire", "hundrednaire", or pauper, love go drive you gaga!

kolnel:
lol
Talking about putting the cart before the horse

Where’s the electricity to power the the cctv, even there’s no database for citizens

You just wrote what I wanted to write. How would the cctvs be powered? We are not yet serious to do anything.