₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
Too much sef depending on the location.

In some places like Kogi state where one can find true love with just an Indomie and a soulmate if you add an egg, 1.5 million can get you three wives, and they may even come with three younger sisters to live with you, making six in total. A complete family from the first day.


Marriage no cost nah you get high taste.

I go vex for you on behalf of Kogi people oo.

Which kain talk be dis?

fati2001:
This is what Nairaland, called wife material. By putting the husband first.


May he be found.

Even though I emphasize with the woman, she is not doing anyone any favors by putting her husband first.

Exactly what is expected of her.
May he be found soonest.

chopnaira:
Lol. We focus on the federal but leave the states and LGA to loot money blind.

Same way Alex Otti was buying two Hilux trucks for billions of naira.

This Otti case, is it true?
I am just hearing of it on Nairaland for the first time.

And I know, when two or three people are saying something on Nairaland, it may be true.

pkasso:
Kayode Tijani was Nigeria's foremost football historian. The man was a walking encyclopedia, like you said. He would recount with amazing detail even the most random events in Nigerian football history. Nothing ever got past him. This is a great loss to Nigerian sports journalism. May his soul rest in peace.

Mike Mayaki and him were the ones that made me fall in love with the analytical side of football, with their expert dissection of football news and stories. I hope Uncle Mike is well and kicking wherever he is.

Mike just presented African Sports whatever on DSTV sport channel today by 8.30 pm with Moses Praise.
He is well and kicking.

RIP Encyclopedia of Nigerian football.

nairalanda1:
South Africa is on its way to becoming a generator republic

Blackouts are a way of life there

I am surprised Nigerians with bad mouth have not reminded them of that fact.

I am surprised people have not been enlightened enough to remind them that theirs is a " load shedding" republic.

The same Nigerian youths that will be shouting revolution, wild protests, lock down the country are the same on social media crying maltreatment from an employer.

Ironic irony.

Dey play.

Now, people on Nairaland will follow you to your employer and beat him for you.

BigDawsNet:
Frank Onyeka.. one of the best defensive midfielder out dere..

Chelsea you better buy ham now!

Na so una go push Chelsea into hell fire again.

The ones wey 1 billion pounds buy dey 9th position.

kendrick93:
Thankgod Osimhen wasn't on the PK list...
He's not good at it

That was why I said the coach got his substitutions spot on. 120percent.

But on the other hand, Osimhen would have scored that Murfi chance 100 percent.

IronGalaxy:
What does stupidity got to do with this?

Is this Mama Joy?

I am so sorry.

Take it or leave it, experience took Nigeria over the finish line.

Indeed, dem no dey sell experience for market.

The South Africans were stupid enough not to realize that they are not spectacular in Penalties but rather it was their goalkeeper that was fairly okay.

I wonder how a team that lost two penalties in its last match will suddenly think they are spectacular.

Felix6:
Those Cape Verde guys played some very poor penalties.

Unfortunately, that misled the South African team thinking they can beat any team the moment it gets to Penalties.

They were even saying on the social media that the Goalkeeper should be employed to save the South African economy.

Now he can go and save Nelson Mandela 's dead body.

Paseiro the hated one has suddenly turned out to be the Successful one.

Praise the Lord somebody.

One of the attributes of a good coach is how well you get your substitutions right.

Hate him or love him, Paseiro got his substitutions right in this game.

Omeruo
Murfi
Iheanacho.

Kudos

jibrilELsudan:
46 YEARS INDEED

OMOTOLA WEY DON DEY APROACH 60 DEY CLAIM 46 YEARS LIKE SEY SOME OF US NO SABI HER FROM WAY BACK WHEN SHE WIN MISS LAGOS LIKE SEY WE NO KNOW HER REAL AGE

You are wrong.

She is actually approaching 70.

Corruption fighting back.

Gone are the days of being embarrassed because you are accused of being corrupt.

These days, you wear the label with so much pride.

The same Eto that increased the tenure of office from four years to seven?

The same Eto that wants to run for a second term even when he has not concluded the first for a fourteen years tenure.

They sure accept his resignation ASAP.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

lesbiconverter:
The office work is light for him to be paying attention to such things

Juat as is it light for you to be commenting on Nairaland.

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JayyXXX:
Happy birthday Tiwa...

One can't just forget that short clip with red polish nails directing the rod inside the hot slippery chambers with the seductive facial expressions.

Wish you many more years and more short clips.

God bless your new age.

It is not only the internet that does not forget.

Nigerians like you do not too.

I expected to see a comment like this on the first page.

You have done well.

Na when rain stop na hin person wey carry Umbrella go no say na load hin Carry.

chukslawrence:
Robert Mugabe of Yobe State, RIP.

Exactly,

If I am not making a.mistake,.the wife too holds a strong political position.

Upon,. everything, dem go troway am inside hole now before sunset

ceejay80s:
No wonder I go dey drink multivitamin capsules and E no dey work for my body, many drugs out there are expired

It may not be due to expired drugs.

Have you tried to cross check with witches and wizards?

The case you are trying to narrate could be due to their activities.

Happy Sunday

Grid collapse I get light for house.

Is God not wonderful?

RickyJesus:
What's the truth about life that you are telling them, Oga rest and allow the kid to grow and develop mentally at his own pace.

Very pretentious of you to assume you have life figure out, don't kill the creative in your kids dude; curiosity breeds creativity.

Okay sir.

RickyJesus:
Why you dey traumatised the kid? Go remove that narcissistic quote for that kid room jor.

Traumatize ke?
The truth about life should not be hidden from children no matter how bitter it may be.
They are boys and I always try to give them life' s lessons they will need on their journey.

No matter what, the road will be rough and tough. Only the people prepared phycologically will find it much easier.

Yabsun:
He’s in the match cos Nigeria just have to use quota system for everything including football😁

Walahi.

But the slot should have been given to Fulani

That mosquito is more sensible than this Zaidu will be too insulting to the entire mosquito kingdom.

Idiot player.

otipoju:
Jabagan legacy for lagos. Na IGR you dey see so.

Soludo don dey collect N1500 for dead bodi.

Dat na legacy too.

Emperormartin:
I'd like to meet the voodoo man for uzoho

He's so potent!!!

No voodoo man anywhere.

All you just need as a Super eagles player not regular in your club is to buy nice T-shirt on your way to the camp for officials and crispy 100 dollar denominations for a few NFF officials.
Even if the whole Naija says No, YES is your case.