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Judolisco:
Omo big yak na comfirm Nigerian oh... After all dis years for UK baba accent no change one bit.....me Don forget dat level oh... I'm a Chelsea fan I've seen havertz, morata, timo werner miss a lot of free chances than dat and nobody killed them... It's now a normal thing in football

You must be one of those in love with fake accents.

If you leave Nigeria as a teenager and your accent changes, just know say na Mumu people you dey deceive with that accent.

No wonder the late Stephen Keshi pronounced Bournvita with 3 different accents in a single advert. ( Kindly contact the elderly ones if you do not know that advert).

Yakubu, if you are reading this, better you know that it will take like four generations to forgive and forget that miss.

Go and ask a certain GODWIN ODIYE. He will tell you.

Umuinyioku:
A detribalised Nigerian. Lesson for others who thrive on ethnic bigotry and nepotism.

We should have humanity in us. Love others because one day, we shall depart this sinful world.

Bayo Onanuga and co who thrives on ethnic bigotry should learn lessons from this man's virtues. Anyway, Wigwe is exposed. Business mogul. Unlike Bayo Onanuga who is holed up in his ethnic empire and political naive with beggarly disposition.

With Wigwes,there is hope for humanity!

I am surprised you mentioned people who trive on ehrnic bigotry and just stopped at Bayo Onanuga. What happened to Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu?
What happened to Ango Abdullahi? What happened to Ezeife? What happened to Peter and Paul of Psquare?

Look in the mirror sir.

Calitoscassius:
That is his own forking problem! If he had used the bloody grave money to feed poor hungry homeless children in Naigeeria i woulda had respect for his dead ass.

Everything to you na food, food and food.

Kpele o.

Judolisco:
Omo... I don't even know dis man until he died... Dat means he lived a private life.... Make media house allow dis man rest in peace na... Him ear go Don hear shege for heaven.... Wigwe dis wigwe dat.... Una even follow am to him church... Na wa oooo

The fact that you never knew him until his death does not mean he lived a private life.

CEO of an holding company as big as Access live a private life?

Perhaps, Tony Elumelu too lives a private life.

emkz:
"Went through" is the phrase I used. But in your rush to peddle your hare-brained thinking, you claimed I said binance held $26billion.

Now my bank account analytics tells me I have done transactions worth 6.8 million naira between October 2023 and today. In your hare brain, you'd interpret that to mean that I have 6.8 million naira in my account.

Return your degree to the university that awarded it to you and go and register to become a prostitute.

You guys always make.the mistake of erroneously assuming that most people on this platform are graduates. What a wrong assumption. Like I said sometimes ago, this platform is populated by:
1.Undegraduates
2. Those seeking admission.
3. Those that are still battling with Waec and Neco.
4. Those who are still boi boi in some 2 by 2 stalls somewhere.

In conclusion, do not dignify someone who has no degree with an advice that they should return their certificates.

freemi:
body no go tell am anything

A simple research will tell you say bodi go tell am.

Please do not advertise your ignorance.

Sex everyday and bodi no go tell am?

Dey play.

sophirebenitez:
He's giving out what lawyers call an Invitation to Treat. An offer for offers

If you know like and share

Make you no con shakara us with elementary business law.
Leave lawyers out of this.

jayAjoku:
who the Fûck cares ? I swear to God these celebrity morons are so insecure despite all the money they claim to have 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Which yeye money?

People that will start seeking for assistance the moment a contrary breeze blow their way

Chest beating at it's best.

Typical

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Parents..



Don’t give your children everything you didn’t have, instead teach them the things you didn’t know.


👍

You cannot give what you don't have and neither can you teach what you don't know.

Do you expect a professor of Arabic studies to teach financial accounting?

Mumu Facts that does not know OMOLE Estate in Ikeja Lagos light does not blink because of special tarrif.

TrackerSK:
Look at what a VP has reduced himself to

Far better than a former Governor who had mad man as his special adviser.

At least, Cubana no dey craze.

Instead of thanking God you are still alive, you dey complain of sexual inactivity at the age of 77.

Go and get Butantashi and when the thing starts to function, look for the hole at the tip of a gun and dip your kondo inside it.

If one married a dwarf, Kurekure oyinbo for American visa,.why won't another idiot marry a Southie for SA visa?

Una Mumu never complete?

Brighton1:
Ass lickers just full this thread

You are right. But, what are you?
Perhaps, wailing wailers?
Perhaps, those that are always sad about anything good concerning Nigeria?

Perhaps, one of those that should rather shut up when they have nothing meaningful to say.

I am disappointed with this statement from the learned silk. " The Federal Govt should ensure that the two houses of assembly are merger" How Sir?
Abi is age catching up on you ni sir?
What power does the FG has to do that?

Baba should go and refresh at Ekiti.

Gbogbowa:
there is easy solution if they really know what they are doing but they don't want to do it. Emefiele knew he printed money and he needs to mop up the naira before Dec last year to control the effects of the printing but this same people fight that because they want to win election by sharing money unfortunately this is the consequence of that decision

Emefiele' s Naira redesign was not meant to mop up money from the economy. Get your facts right.

Police steps to punish a stupid citizen:

Step 1:
Be reminded in prison without bail.

Step2;
One or two months date ahead for first appearance in court.

Step 3:
On the first appearance date, IPO pleads with the judge and ask for an adjustment because investigation is still on.

Step 4
Police comes to the court on the second appearance date to inform the judge that the IPO has been transferred. Judge gives another date.

Step 5:
Repeat from step 3.

If you dey form guyman, na because pant never wear you.

Bevista:
Fairly bold move by CBN.
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The interest rate was too low compared to inflation resulting in a negative yield on bonds. Government cannot be borrowing at such a low rate while causing huge inflation on the masses. It encourages financial rascality.
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The negative yield was partly why many investors preferred to preserve their funds in USD resulting in the significant depreciation of the naira.
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Let's hope the fiscal side (Wale Edun & Co) begin to act responsibly.

Conversely, the equity market will be injured due to.the attractive yield in the Fixed Income space.

2shure:
It's boring.abegi. I stopped watching it a mo th ago. Even my flatmates sef is dry. Hustle dey no longer show it. Do good ...they no longer show it.
I would miss my fav 3 crooks. Mr deputy....
Baba olowoe
And oga pablo

The major problem with the Flatmates is it's poor story line. Just Noise and noise alone.

wunmi590:


Whatever you do, make sure you do it with sense, not all fight people fight, there are some that should just be left alone...

Spending 1 whole month in kirikiri prison in this present heat no be small, her body go tell her, she even pushed a woman like her...

You will learn your lesson by force

Make you know scare the lady. Dem don put AC for all Kirikiri cells.

Na part of the parliative announced by the president be dat.

Greenfaces:
Imagine. Kirirkiri from February till March 27. If na employment, she don loose job be that, if na business she dey do, she don loose money and customers. By the time she's out of this case her losses would have been so much more than if she had just exercised patience

If she come be Olosho, the industry would have left her behind after one month absence.

nairalanda1:
Even if the olopa abuses your mother, no touch am.

Because if you lay hand on the olopa, section 98 Of the 2020 police act comes into play. And theret is nothing that can be done.

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall.
Quoting the police act is not necessary. Make hin go touch police fes.

joseph1832:
but what actually happened. I honestly don't believe that girl will assault that police officer, if the police officer haven't provoked her.

You can represent her as her lawyer on March 27.

Don't waste your talent on Nairaland.

tommy589:
She don buy market

No option of bail sef

No option of bail na where the punishment start. The thing con continue with the one month remind in prison before the next appearance date in Court.

To punish stubborn pikin no difficult.

immortalcrown:
An average Nigerian is lawless and uncivilised. That's why Nigeria has bad leaders. The average Nigerians are the ones that abuse power when they become public servants. Imagine what this accused lady can do if she is a councillor, a governor or a senator.

Jennyclay will avoid this thread.

Heaven knows what the NPF and the society would have done if the accused is a male, especially for the fact that the assaulted officer is a female.

Fact and Truth in the same statement.
Most times, people are worse than those they criticize.

fidelmarshal199:
They didn't pass through this stage. Check out All the threads of the MPC members that make frontpage yesterday. None of them started as entry staff

So, MPC members are the only successful bankers in Nigeria today?

Wonderful analogy!

MyVILLAGEpeople:
The truth is most women control the home while the men are just figure head. You need to see in some occasions where the wife tells her husband to shut up and listen to her. Asin controlling the husband like remote. Most times the men even beg for sex lol

You are right
Some are just males wearing trousers just for the sake of it.

Most importantly, some are worried by " your Village people".

fareed69:
It's there own first child.
Was Wigwe their Child?
If Access bank can move on less than a week, there shouldn't be any grudge over that.

You did not disprove any of the points I raised.

Nobody is saying they should not move on because a member died.

The argument is that they should have been considerate, humane and be African because a BENEFACTOR died.

Okwyjesus:
The action of the Pastor's wife is wrong BUT let's be constructive in our criticism.

1. The woman's attitude is not of RCCG. It's not part of our core values of Holiness, Accountability Resourcefulness and Sacrifice.
She is just on her own and am sure the mission authority is not happy with the development.

2. Women can be self willed and stiff necked at times. Am even thinking the husband may not have supported her action. But for peace to reign..

If you are still allowing your wife have her way in any critical family issue all because she is self willed, stiff necked or just for peace to reign then, your authority and legitimacy as an husband is in doubt.

yewit37486:
The woman in question, Pst Siju Iluyomade, has always been flamboyant and extravagant in her lifestyle, from makeup to dressing to hobnobbing with top society women, worldliness raised to power 10, that has always been who she is. So her action is not surprising to me personally.

I was already thinking of what will be left of me by the time the " touch not my annointed crew" will de descend on me if I bring this angle to the conversation. The only thing you left out and which I will help stay is, the personality in question is JEZEBEL reincarnate. Truth is bitter but we must say it.

Whether we like it or not, most that we lool up to in Christianity are worse off than we that adore and worship them.

Let us all be guided.