₦airaland Forum

Southwestidiot:
bro SMA is not smiling oo, as at last week it was 14,850

Baba Aburo!

Shey na twins abi na one?

How much is Pampers now?

Xscape1993:
Nigerian politicians and desperation for power....

Nairalanders and their perspiration for first page.

By the time he is spending the rest of his life in prison, the people that engaged him for the revenue job would have forgotten him.

If you are sent on an errand as a slave, deliver the message as a freeborn.

airsaylongcome:
Where did you read/hear that teeth don't burn?

Thank you for helping me ask that question.

This Nairaland ehn!

Nothing wey you no go read for here.

Omoawoke:
Let me say something.

If you have ever gone into CBN and see the way the staff are working and the kind of people there, you will know Nigeria’s problem is deeper than you think.

When you have a sensitive system occupied by incompetent people, people who got the job through slots and nepotism.
Enter cbn office and see their staff watching movies in their laptops, doing little or nothing other than occupying space and earning salaries.

How do you expect such system to function

The first tip of the rot is having over 4000 members of staff at the HQ. In other words, if some did not come to the office, it will even be appreciated rather than being noticed.

The second tip is the reluctance of some staff to leave the HQ.

The third tip is the opulent life style the staff live.

Truth is, the problems are deeper than Nigerians can imagine.

So, it is the country that Nairalanders advice that you will park your load and move to?

Wonderful!

This Aburi guy is smarter than imagined.

You are trying to discipline a Treasurer that accuses you of corruption.

Indeed, the hope of Nigeria lies with Labour Party.

Unfortunately, people congratulated the parents the day this boy was given birth to.

Unfortunately, the parents were looking forward to the day this boy will graduate the day he informed them of his admission.

Now, plus or minus, the remaining days of his life will be spent in Jail.

Which Way, children of nowadays?

The road that I passed just over thirty minutes earlier yesterday swallowed five persons.

Lord, I thank you and bless your worthy name.

May the departed find eternal rest in the Lord.

superCleanworks:
She went in to get the knife by herself but guess who will receive the blame.

The Ubiquitous Mr. Devil of course.

Please change the word lost to sold.

Nwagukosy:
It's not true.
Aigboje Aig and wigwe Herbert are partners and took over access bank in 2002, AIG was the CEO then. After the demise of Aig , Herbert took over as CEO

Aig is not dead o
Abi you don't know what demise means ni?

BlueRayDick:
Some of u guys are sick. The board appointed a woman who is actually already an ED to become the GMD and u start spouting nonsense about Yorubanization or some dumb conspiracy theory.

I bet most of u saying all that have never worked in corporate environment before sef 🤦‍♂️

Aside the ability to comment in English, most commenters on this forum are barely literate.
The moment you know this, you will learn to just read and move on.

Wotowotoman:
Shut up there and stop talking nonsense. NTA staff are some of the worst paid staff in Nigeria’s civil service. NTA that has lacked funding for decades and struggles to pay staff and have good programs and that lacks adequate funding to upgrade equipment is where you think people make money? I feel like giving you a very hot slap on that your dull bald head I swear!

I will stop talking nonsense before you tell me that the head of NNPCL is a poor civil servant.

In your little brain, it is what NTA generates that pays staff salaries.

We have had worse arguments like this on Nairaland before so, no surprises.

Pclemenza:
Leave agenda people. Just another means to enrich themselves. If prof. Iwe was reasonable like his predecessor Otunta, he would have have them write the exam and withhold the result till they pay their school fee.

You don hear dat one for Naija before?

Let them.write exam.and withhold result?

Why not suggest the VC should feed them and collect the money when next they go hungry?

This Nairaland sef na comedy land.

Dennisochampa:
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Boss the economy of 9ja don make us lose alot of our values...

How many full grown adults these days know all the states and capital....

How many of them fit the lord's prayer or sing national anthem perfectly??

Social media and bad economy don take alot from us honestly

Totally agree with you especially as you mentioned the loss of our values.

Dennisochampa:
When he was alive... Na only some of us know am for here... Now he's dead... I'm sure his popularity has soared even more than before...
Make God no allow people know us only when we don die..... Make people nor know us with bad news..... Amen

Thank God you know him.
But for most that do not know him before his death and are over 18 years the age of adulthood in Nigeria then, I wonder what and who people know then.

Gone are the days when the names of Governors of the 19 states in Nigeria then are on the palms of your hands as a primary 5 pupil.

Now it is who was part of BBN lockdown edition and BBN slap me edition

Wotowotoman:
You must not know what silver spoon means. His parents were civil servants. How much do you think his father was making at NTA

If you think someone as the head of NTA is just a mere civil servant then, you need reality to wake you up.

Head of NTA for God' sake.

No DNA needed.

That was when women were virtuous women.

Prigidypogodo:
from access bank, union, UBA, even moniepoint and palmpay are down.
what's happening?

I did a successful Access Bank to Access Bank transfer not up to 5 minutes ago.

zoedew:
Not so. There is something known as University Brief. Just executing the Brief faithfully will realise the vision. Money is not a problem. I trust he has good Lawyers to look after his Estate.

I pray and hope so.

Port Harcourt no dey carry last.

fuck419:
We have very intelligent and smart people in various industries in Nigeria but we will never allow tribalism allow us elect these people to political offices.

That man alone is better than 1million of all the presidents we have had in recent years.

How did you come to the conclusion in your last paragraph?

If a certain person had not been a former Governor before we would have been saying something similar to this your fallacious fallacy now.

Focusmind:
Watch how his well-conceived university will crumble. Most businesses in Nigeria, once the founder is gone, the business goes into coma and gradually dies off. RIP Herbert.

That is expected because:
1. The University is new and just about taking off.

2. The vision is always with the founder who presumably has an idea of what he wants and the goals he has his eyes fixed on.

The succession battle at ACCESS no go get part two.

Na to offload Access Bank shares on Monday remain.

Faposky95:
The way people lay their lives for others is what beats me.........
Like Kobe ....
All in a flash......
Imagine how their hearts were beating expecting angels from heaven to pick them out unscathed.......
Their times are up.
Good night

Which people or who laid their lives for others?

Tell us abeg.

JayPeeOham:
The only Solution to all these: REVOLUTION NOW!!!

Please sir, what is revolution?
I am a small boy that wants to learn.

Thank you sir.

Moneyboyz:
Shut the F up bro.

The land I bought for 10,000 USD 7 million last year is still valued at 7 million today.

If I had kept my dollars I would have 15 million naira today.

You don't need to tell him to shut up. He stated his own idea and you could have stated yours without insulting him.

All the same, I am happy for you that you still have the land intact.

When some of us mention the problems with tying down pieces of land, children that do not know anything will argue with their limited knowledge.

merits:
Go and buy land do the corner piece or fence it and continue your hustle you will thank me later.

Gone are those days for land business like this.

E be like say dem never collect your land before abi you never buy the same land three times?

Kenpaly:
Fixe deposite in bank. It may give you 4m roi yearly.

Which bank will give you 4m on a FD of 15m in a year.

Don't say what you don't know.
Don't argue what you are unsure of.

Icuib4cu:
Dj and mc 50k, lolol some of you are just so funny

You can get a village MC for 20k.

Tallesty1:
Too much sef depending on the location.

In some places like Kogi state where one can find true love with just an Indomie and a soulmate if you add an egg, 1.5 million can get you three wives, and they may even come with three younger sisters to live with you, making six in total. A complete family from the first day.


Marriage no cost nah you get high taste.

I go vex for you on behalf of Kogi people oo.

Which kain talk be dis?