₦airaland Forum

Caveatemptor:
Maguire,Dalot and Weghorst are all suspect in this game.

A minor clear out is still needed in Man U before fans can sleep with their two eyes closed.

Dalot
Maguire.
Elanga
Fred
Mctominnay.

In that order.

Bastard liar.

You killed and burnt their corpses because of salary increment?

You even went as far as eliminating their only child to wipe oft every evidence for a mere salary increment?

Don't worry. By the time the officers that handle Abba Kyari dealt wth you for a few hours, your story will change.

FreeStuffsNG:
It is what you get for attending lowly rated glorified secondary schools chuke chuke 'universities'. Do not rub your personal low self esteem of being black on it. It has nothing with black race.

There are just 5 Universities in Nigeria; UNILAG, UI, OAU, ABU & UNN.

Most of you running away from top schools missed out because you are lazy not because you aint smart. You ran into the hands of equally lazy and corrupt lecturers you deserve. Quit SM and face your studies.

This truth you vomited here is more bitter than chloroquine. Especially your last statement. You only failed to mention that when they leave secondary school with " assisted results", there is a bother called the bother of reality waiting for them somewhere.

ipobarecriminals:
go and petition ur Dean, HOD, VC, CSO, E/R.They''ll investigate it, call the lecturer in charge of the course plus una exam script.. Case closed. I once do this and the ASUU chairman recalled all my papers from 200-400L..No time for rubbish

This is whet the mini should have done instead of coming to Nairaland and saying " sunlight is the best disinfectant and the reason why I am bringing it to the public"".

Children that refuse to grow up.
No be only disinfectant. Na antibiotics.

And yet, they weep online when students who sit comfortably writing their exams in an exam hall fit for human habitation come out with First class.

Blame your parents and not the private universities.

Olosho don enter one chance be day.

This makes sense.

Mallam Adamu Adamu please come and learn how to make good use of your sense.

This is what you should have done instead of declaring a three week unecessary holiday for universities that are still trying to regularise their calendar.

Zandena:
Igbos are evil wallahi!
Look at the constitution of the board members and notice the gross lopsidedness and marginalisation of a section of the country.
This is a federal government agency that ought to carry along every part of the country with federal character observation. But alas! The Igbo man who is the minister in charge of this parastatal chooses nepotism other than fairness.
Chairman of the board- Christian
Managing Director- Christian
Executive Directors- Christians
Only one Muslim could be seen as board member!
The IPOB beasts who accused Buhari of nepotism can now see nepotism ProMax in Ngige!
I swear no Ibo person will rule this country in our life time!
Religious bigots!

The lopsidedness you have noticed in the board is just a tip of the iceberg.
If you know what goes on in NSITF,, you will know that nepotism pas nepotism.

If you do not know anything please don't quote me.

LordviccoDaGuru:
U are a big f*"* 00 l Just watch and see what happens next

Thank you sir.

The two of them should be grateful to the Supreme court for saving them from impending embarrassment come the deadline day.

At least, they have something to hide their shame under now.

Revolution2022:
A bank manager in Nigeria doesn't earn up to 10m per annum in Nigeria.Stip exaggerating.Na only him dey work for the bank?

Sorry sir.

BeauBragnar11:
Lol,
Are you not same niqqa who claimed a BM offered to sell 10k worth of new bills for 12k to you??

Where you wan see BM?? Let alone making you such ridiculous offer.

You think a BM is a banking hall staff??
Who granted you access to a BM's office??

Obviously, you have no idea who a BM is??

Run along with your beer parlor gist abeg

I would have expected you to have left that fella a long time ago.
On Nairaland, an exchange or two with someone should tell you who they are.
Just tell them sorry or thank you and move on

Revolution2022:
If he make 2k each from 100 customers you know how much be that?

And, going by the commenter's argument of a branch manager that has a house in lekki, you think someone on an annual income of 15- 20 million will be able to risk his job and reputation for your 2k times hundred customers.?

Most people seem to equate bankers with bank workers. They work in the same organization but are not in the same class.
People that are qualified to be called bankers are not as poor as people think.

Lionmachala:
They.. should continue... I pity salary earner

Pity the un- employed the more.

A salary earner is farrrrr better off.

foolbuster:
It didn't occur to you that he can have access to large amounts of cash and can sell them feigning cash swap, why do you think most banks hoard the new cash? You think those banks managers aren't aware? anyway think what you like.

Thank you sir.

foolbuster:
Lolz, that is naive thinking.
That he is selling 10k for 12k does not mean if I give him a paltry 12k he will give me 10k. He deals in bulk.
I am talking about a bank manager bro, the man has a house in lekki.

A branch manager with a house in lekki is presumably a BM with lots of years in banking and a yearly salary in the range of 15- 20 mil if I am to guess right.
Since he is dealing in bulk, it is right to assume that the whole money in the vault is there for him to trade with. Wonderful!
Is it not wonderful that there is no internal control to checkmate him?
Is it not wonderful that there are no records of money that gets to his branch and how such are dispensed?
Is it not wonderful that he will want to sacrifice his career for a margin that is not up to his two months salary?

Pardon my naivety sir. I am just a small boy.

foolbuster:
A bank manager offered to sell the new notes to me at 12k for 10k.
Nigerians are there own worst enemy.

If you say a bank staff maybe I Will agree with you. Or maybe a micro finance bank manager.

The abuse of the word " bank manager" especially at this critical period is alarming.

If you know what grade a bank manager is on and not to talk about the salary across the industry then you will know that it will be home trouble for him or her to want to sell the currency to you for margin of N2k.

masinga07:
You are not getting my point bro. The consequences I mean is for example, as a Gov, he may want to nominate a minister which will be rejected, the party structure may be taken away from him, after his expiration of his tenure, he may want to impose a candidate which they may not accept and so on. That's the consequences I mean IF Atiku wins. Besides Gbolarumi Hazeem, Jumoke Akinjide, Wole Oyelese, Halleluyah, Femi Jogor e.t.c are those Atiku will recognize as his own in Oyo state.

You are correct. I am even happy you seem to have sizeable knowledge of Oyo politics.

masinga07:
Seyi Makinde will win his election hands down but may suffer the consequences of his actions if Atiku wins the presidency.

If Fayose did not suffer any consequence even out of office when Buhari won, I bet their is nothing Makinde will suffer if he wins and as a sitting Governor.

We have seen worse in this country.

shimolv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5NhsDZtHx4

Matches were not fixed when they were winning abi?

Nigerians always crying more than the bereaved.

Even Arteta sef don use handkerchief clean face.

E be like say, dis cup no wan pass Liverpool by.

Now, for Liverpool fans, walking alone is an understatement.

More like, sleep walking alone.

Nothing is bad in eating breakfast.

It is only bad when you eat your breakfast when the enemy is almost at your doorstep.

Nigeria happens to some people.
EPL happens to some people too.

Naija bet people, please accept my sincerest condolences.

Tommorow.go better.

opalu:
Sorry to ask. Apart from fines what other things does NBC do?

They hide by one hidden place like FRSC waiting for offence to be committed with the aim of collecting fine.

Missgeraldine:
Igbos showing omoluabis love...


Tomorrow one God forsaken yoruba Muslim miscreants and tifnubu thug will come and try to play their usual tribalism card.

Yoruba Ronu

Femi Otedola pioneered it by saving Christian Chukwu from the claws of death paying his medical bills when help was not coming from expected quarters.

Have you forgotten that?

Tzar:
Nigerians are just rubbish people who have a defense for all forms of nonsense and evil under the sun.
Most Nigerians deserve the evil country and their miserable existence.
This is an opportunity to attempt to correct a long known evil that some women and men use to earn undeserved certificates in Nigerian educational institutions and some lawyers are jumping ‘pro bono’ to defend the pvssy hawking truant and her Hot lecturers?!

Why bother with a lost battle?
Correct a known evil that has been in existence since creation? I am talking about using the hole in between to get the desired results. Truth is, for every free giver of pussy, there is a ready free taker. You might want to argue about every society. Well, use of pussy may not be to acquire certificates but it is there to achieve other things.

My issue with the idiot is that she has just used hers to acquire a scam paper as Nigerian youths will call it.

At least,.she should have used all within her means to get in touch with NEDU so that he can introduce her to his friend you pays N3m to fvck.

I am surprised Nairaland Senior Advocates have not said things like:

* She has the right to say whatever.she likes.
* The school does not have the.right to withdraw her certificate.
* It is her fundamental right to use whatever she has to see herself through school.

I hope other senseless idiots will learn from this.

Surely, you will be better off devoting the energy to reconciliation with Wike and the G5.

That is the Truth but it may be bitter.

folake4u:
Growing up and watching NTA, my favourites were.
1. Kehinde Young Harry. (I loved loved that woman).
2. Cyril Stober.
3. Eugenia Abu.
4. Aisha Bello-Mustapha.

Modern times:
1. You have to give it to Seun Okinbaloye. That man deserves his flowers.
2. I also like Chamberlin.
3. Maupe Ogun-Yusuf.

Grand Ma.
My greetings ooo.

If you can remember and mention Kehinde Young Harry then my greetings to the grand children.

sunky97:
Who is your favourite news caster from this picture?

70% of the people that will comment never saw 50% of these personalities cast news.

Truth and Fact.

Take your child to those that sell herbs.

Or better still, the old experienced mothers within your vicinity.

This is NOT the time to GOOGLE.

BlackKafka:
When did Tinubu say this?

On the day the elephant dies, all manners of knives and cutlasses will surface.

Allow people quote whatever gives them joy.

bantos:
Really?

This statement from INEC sounds more like...APC got the data before we could manipulate it.

Does it take days/weeks to synchronize data? I thought it was supposed to be real time.

Folks don't let INEC insult your sensibilities. Any synchronization not done same day is scam!!!

For your first statement, that was exactly what happened. APC obtained the BVAS report immediately after the election. How come the same INEC who are the umpire presented another BVAS report.

In a same society, INEC will not be issuing this nonsense official statement.