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My pple go talk say: eleyi kin se asa wa. Dis one no b our culture. U are trying sister, u doing great. Package nd dance in style so u can move to d top d more nd do nt 4get ur creator. Wish u a safe delivery.

Dranatomy: Medically, No. dead fellow can form a speech immediately after he resurrect from death. Hence. this write up is cooked!

but medically, d dead can resurrect

1 shortblackboy: how will civil unrest benefit us ? take a look at all the so called arab spring countries they are still wallowing in anarchy till now. violence only begats violence. if u want change let it be constitutional go to the polls and vote the right people and don't let tribal and religious sentiment influence ur decision... I don talk

my brother, dis is nt a matter of civil unrest nd neither is it a matter of any violence begating violence. What happened in Egypt is peaceful protest (fihting 4 what u think is right in a peaceful manner, atmosphere absent of violence) leading into violence. How many times have nigerians come together nd hold a peaceful protest with one voice telling our corrupt national assembly thiefs nd govt that they are wrong when we feel that they are very wrong nd corrupt so they will get it into there skull that the positions they hold is nt there fathers throne nd they are meant to serve nigerians, giving us basic amenties, gd nd quality educatn, providing quality electricity, provide employement, provide secuirity etc instead of sitting there making no change nd nt even thinking at all 4 d sake of Nigeria and getting big on huge salaries nd allowances which are d hard earned profit from resources of this great nation. D market women did it in egba against alake at a time in our history. It indeed worth a try bt there is very high probability dat d protest will lead to violence nd d issues covered in decades will arise again. If we are nt careful, Nigeria will nt b d same again. I don't think it will get to this level sha if d whole Nigeria can speak nd protest with one voice. It needs to b properly planned since we are heterogenous. So dat north will nt later b speaking arabic nd east money while south french. Bitter truth.

1 shortblackboy: how will civil unrest benefit us ? take a look at all the so called arab spring countries they are still wallowing in anarchy till now. violence only begats violence. if u want change let it be constitutional go to the polls and vote the right people and don't let tribal and religious sentiment influence ur decision... I don talk

my brother, dis is nt a matter of civil unrest nd neither is it a matter of any violence begating violence. What happened in Egypt is peaceful protest (fihting 4 what u think is right in a peaceful manner, atmosphere absent of violence) leading into violence. How many times have nigerians come together nd hold a peaceful protest with one voice telling our corrupt national assembly thiefs nd govt that they are wrong when we feel that they are very wrong nd corrupt so they will get it into there skull that the positions they hold is nt there fathers throne nd they are meant to serve nigerians, giving us basic amenties, gd nd quality educatn, providing quality electricity, provide employement, provide secuirity etc instead of sitting there making no change nd nt even thinking at all 4 d sake of Nigeria and getting big on huge salaries nd allowances which are d hard earned profit from resources of this great nation. D market women did it in egba against alake at a time in our history. It indeed worth a try bt there is very high probability dat d protest will lead to violence nd d issues covered in decades will arise again. If we are nt careful, Nigeria will nt b d same again. I don't think it will get to this level sha if d whole Nigeria can speak nd protest with one voice. It needs to b properly planned since we are heterogenous. So dat north will nt later b speaking arabic nd east money while south french. Bitter truth.

PAGAN 9JA:
How do you know there is only 1 God

I know there are many Gods, because SPirituality is an infinite concept. it is far above a singular digit number. It can be either 0 or infinite. THe Gods it seems fill either criteria.

THere is NO heaven. THe Gods exist parallel to the material world, if that is what you call heaven. THe Gods are everywhere. Intangible. Existing in non-existence.

If there are many Gods, which one is d greatest?

Tascocent: Meet the adeboyes

Lord Jesus, I depend on you. Use this time nd this family as a point of contact to me nd intervene in my situations nd conditions so I can work more 4 u nd fullfil my duty in time nd to also boast more abt you, thank u Lord Jesus. I trust nd I depend on you. In Jesus name I pray (Amen!!!!!!!)

Femmymata2: One thing is certain, maga's will continue to exist for some people to exploit. Pastors,imams,babalows e.t.c need people to be gullible for them to achieve their personal aims. They have to be creative and tell them what they want to hear. So forget about convincing them to use their brain, their pastors have told them to stop using it when it comes to issues like this, people will always be fooled for others to prosper. Thats life

4rm ur perspective, it is only pastors that feel d touch of God, ordinary pple who are nt pastors can't feel his touch abi? They can't experience Him nd can't hear from him. U make me laugh like a baby. The bible says in the last days, 'false prophet will exist' nd guess who will b d most victim, d unbeliever nd children in faith. Whether I'am being milked by a con does nt affect my personal convictn in God because I trust my God to direct nd d spirit will lead me and by the way my bible is there 4 me, d same Book that make the pastors nd to which they are bound nt to speak out of it's words. If they do, the sensitive believer will know nd will stay out of their ways bt d unsensitive,... Wil b prey. If I do anything out of d personal convictn of the true faith nd that convictn I have for the trueword. I'am save nd if I'am wrong, I will b called to order. Note that the true word speaks of love as it says '3 things I live with u, faith, hope nd love but d greatest of this is love. Besides love is d greatest commandment becos it binds every other commandment together. Thank u Jesus.

Femmymata2: One thing is certain, maga's will continue to exist for some people to exploit. Pastors,imams,babalows e.t.c need people to be gullible for them to achieve their personal aims. They have to be creative and tell them what they want to hear. So forget about convincing them to use their brain, their pastors have told them to stop using it when it comes to issues like this, people will always be fooled for others to prosper. Thats life

4rm ur perspective, it is only pastors that feel d touch of God, ordinary pple who are nt pastors can't feel his touch abi? They can't experience Him nd can't hear from him. U make me laugh like a baby. The bible says in the last days, 'false prophet will exist' nd guess who will b d most victim, d unbeliever nd children in faith. Whether I'am being milked by a con does nt affect my personal convictn in God because I trust my God to direct nd d spirit will lead me and by the way my bible is there 4 me, d same Book that make the pastors nd to which they are bound nt to speak out of it's words. If they do, the sensitive believer will know nd will stay out of their ways bt d unsensitive,... Wil b prey. If I do anything out of d personal convictn of the true faith nd that convictn I have for the trueword. I'am save nd if I'am wrong, I will b called to order. Note that the true word speaks of love as it says '3 things I live with u, faith, hope nd love but d greatest of this is love. Besides love is d greatest commandment becos it binds every other commandment together. Thank u Jesus.

ajanaku2: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully...”

- Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion)

haa! Ori iyami o!! @ajanaku hope u are nt indirectly observing the view of that big headed man? He forgot to add that the Lord is a consuming fire and as well a holy God. Saying this kind of things is like starting what what u can't control (what is bigger than u). It is better nt to b in existence than feel the other side of God (d wrath of God) nd for those who say all sort of nonsense nd gross things, keep ur mouth shut, if nt for ur self, 4 d sake of ur children, ur love ones nd for those u care for. He visits the sin of d father until 4th or 7th generations? (4gotten). That guy nd those like him should be very careful. If u rebel against ur maker... What can't ur maker do with you except if he don't. He is also full of mercy. Ask for His mercy urself nd he will be merciful.

d-hammer:
A generation seeking only signs and wonders, smh,

signs nd wonders that raise peoples's faith and brought back a dead faith to life. Isn't that a great sign and wonder?

~ZN~:
Now I can see how ignorant Nigerians can be. The senators were trying to modify a different section of the constitution that has nothing to do with "eligibility for marriage".

There is a child's rights act active in about 24 states that forbids marrying anyone under 18.

Why do u talk in this manner 'now u can see hw ignorant nigerians can be' it is true that d section has nothing to do with eligibility 4 marraige bt d same subsection 4b state that any lady who is married is deemed to b full of age, can vote nd can renounce her citizenship (even though d said lady is an underage ignorant, nt up to 18yrs). What is d above indirectly implying? If I have a wife below 18yrs, she is full of age.
The fact is that d subsection 4b makes lawful any marraige to an underage girl since it states that any married lady is full of age. Yerimah married an underaged girl nd by implication according to that subsection, d constitution is in support of that marraige (a child marraige). Indirectly a child marraige (child abuse by wicked old fools) is legal in Nigeria. Is d constitution nt superior than any other law nd any law inconsistent with constitution shall nt b acceptable nd render inconsistent. The point here is that underaged marraige is subject to arguement anywhere in Nigeria including law court whether is lawful or unlawful as entertained and provided for by the constitution ND GUESS WHAT WILL BE D JUDGEMENT OF THOSE WICKED AND BRIBED NIGERIAN JUDGES ND THEIR EXCUSE IS... Sec29(4b) Constitution!! Solution, if d senators think they are innocent of under aged marraige, they should add a clause to d constitution that any marrage to any girl below 18yrs is illegal nd unconstitutional in Nigera. Despite d fact dat d rebelious Yerimah raised a cogent point, it is unislamic. Whether it is islamic or unislamic, d issue is dat 'is child marraige good for Nigeria'. it shall lead to many other evil.

A true muslim knows that it is wrong. Jesus Christ was once acussed of changing d law (traditn) nd one of his answers to such accusations is I have nt come to change the law bt to fulfill it nd moses gave u those law because of d hardness of ur heart. It therefore becomes common sence that any law that is barbarrick in nature does nt fit any Godly religion. Don't u muslim believe that Issa (Jesus) is one of ur prophet. If Issa then did nd say all this things, is it therefore nt common sence that what is wrong is wrong nd also ungodly. Better warn that beaded goatee, animalistic of a man, he should nt justify his wrong with our own law!! Shikenah.
When d law state that no negociation with terrorrist, why should d law allow a process that encourage negociation with terrorist. When d law states that underage marraige is illegal while should d law also state that any married person is full of age. What makes it more frustrating nd annoying is dat those senators were unsucessfull in removing that subsection there by giving consent to it... To what end in this our nation?

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Ping411: http://telegraphng.com/2013/07/jni-wants-separate-camps-for-male-and-female-corps-members/

They must be kidding us!

God saved u tonight, I would have whooped all ur arses in first instance if nt 4 God or let me say NEPA bt come to think of it if you people are God what do you think u would have done or let me ask u this why do you think God created male and female and put both in the same place, nt only d human sexes bt also animals nd God commanded them to reproduce. So let me ask u again, if u are God, what would u have done hypocrite!!! The reason you are talking this way is because you yourself is dirty, you have a dirty mind and thought. If God does nt use force to get pple to serve him, do you think you can force pple to serve God? A truthfully holy man would nt have talked the way u talk ___if you are able to stop pple from doing bad acts, may b you can also cleanse their mind. If you are God, may be you would have created a world/planet for only man nd another planet for the woman. Fornication begins in the mind nd does not necessarily begin with the bodily acts. Stop behaving in a holier than thou way nd try to think more about the mind of God. Our God is a holy God, put him in any position and He will still survive it becos that is his nature. Only Jesus can save and transform us.

If you separate men corps from female corps, it does nt stop sex or stop anybody from doing what he or she will do. Have you heard of girls or boys only school? What does it stop? You can only pray to God to change us individually and stop behaving like the pharises nd sadduces who will wash their outer part in public nd leave the inner part dirty. You can even change all higher instituionts to a single sex school. This is Bullshits without head!!!

psky: Source: http://news.ghananation.com/headlines/314720-dad-kills-son-for-eating-his-gari.html

Illiteracy, hunger, vexation, Godliness, poverty, garri, ignoramus, pain, enchantment nd so on nd so forth are visible themes in this story. add more

okpukmbat: please don't forget to pay your tithe cos this is theLord's doing. if you don't go to church before, just look for a living church and give 1 tenth of the money. Let nothings stop you brother from tithing. May the Lord be with you now and forever more. AMEN

but please wait o. Is it out of every money gain, benefit etc that one is supposed to pay thithe. I thought it is only 10% of income

ashson: What nonesense, hundreds of thousands of Nigerians are dieng in hospitals of which most of them need not more than 10k to survive, but these wicked people are wasting money on 1 person...

Wetin person no go see for nairaland. Na so so laugh laugh every time

4llerbuntu: matter fact is how is this fellow any different from your pastors and imams?

dont they all tell tales just like this?

are there not accounts of cities made with gold flying about?


all of una na d same thing na. so far as u delegate your reasoning for other people to do for you, you should not complain about the end product of such exercises

Guy abeg tell me, wetin be the name of that thing wey u dey smoke?

akogunakinniyi: This issue of OJB'S illness has been generating unnecessary anger and backlash. I sympathize with him and wish him swift and full recovery, but let's face the real issues, the way you spend your hard earned money is your business and charity is personal. We all sit here and castigate these celebrities but we forget that if we all had contributed our little bits (little drops of water make a mighty ocean), the guy will be out of surgery by now. Please let us stop harassing people to donate to charity.

this is nt the issue Mr akogun... The issue is that a fellow celebrity is sick and on a sick bed nd if something is nt done urgently he may die. Why then should a fellow wealthy, multimillion celebrity keep mute while d said celebrity is on a death stroll. It is simply senselesness, immaturity, selfishness nd ingrateful attitude for the position u hold.If the so-called Nig musical celebrities are well organised, it is just to organise the money among urself nd give it to this guy. How much is 16m to u if u all are organised with a 'head' and I thought dbanj was recently chosen as their representative by some govt. officials. Too bad 4 those stingy heads. If u have donated, no shaking!!!!

If I think of myself, I will pick wealth but if I think of God I will pick love. ;DIf I think of myself, I will pick wealth but if I think of God I will pick love.

yarodin: Maybe Forlan would still have scored, but there was no attempt from our keeper, he was caught offline and flat footed. At least dive make we know sey you try.

Attempteee ke, attemptee!! U fit attemp vocano, thunderbolt, when person no one die. He can't do more than what he did even the great Vandersa

kolamilan: keep on hoping.

With the way they played tonight, I believe they can dish out spain and serve them to their country men only if our strikers will b deadly

The giant of Africa, God is with you Dey carry. U worth qualifing to the next round

clemmonce: as for me i looking at this whole saga from another angle... we all know dbanj is getting more and more irrelevant in the music industry... and we also know that there was this news that dbanj signed durrella. now here is my point.. this might be a plan between durrela and dbanj that durrella should claim he owns the song blame it on the money and so on and so forth... as we all know scandals make some people more popular... and by the way durrella will be performing at dbanj's album launch.... so what can you guys deduced from that?

In other words, how can a child accuse his father of stealing his property when he still stays inside the father's roof and the father still cares for him? I think you are very right. I concur with you 100% that it is business strategy by both.

Then, the only way for us to know it is not buss strategy is if both of them is not together and on his own. but since they are together, we have to conclude that this situation was planned and forsighted by both of them ~ towards a particular end. (bt Dbang no be Ibo, I think say na Ibo dey do buss like this.any how things so long I see ego, owo, kudi.) Whatever the case is, personally, I think Dbang is a real business man and a greedy business man if his forsighted end meet in both ideas(wheather he hijacked durella or planned wth durella) is money which I think is 79.5% money.
When someone was too smart, his smartness brought him down onceagain. Dbanj, pls becareful. Everything in life is not money. A piece of advice for a fine brother.

clemmonce: as for me i looking at this whole saga from another angle... we all know dbanj is getting more and more irrelevant in the music industry... and we also know that there was this news that dbanj signed durrella. now here is my point.. this might be a plan between durrela and dbanj that durrella should claim he owns the song blame it on the money and so on and so forth... as we all know scandals make some people more popular... and by the way durrella will be performing at dbanj's album launch.... so what can you guys deduced from that?

In other words, how can a child accuse his father of stealing his property when he still stays inside the father's roof and the father still cares for him? I think you are very right. I concur with you 100% that it is business strategy by both.

Then, the only way for us to know it is not buss strategy is if both of them is not together and on his own. but since they are together, we have to conclude that this situation was planned and forsighted by both of them ~ towards a particular end. (bt Dbang no be Ibo, I think say na Ibo dey do buss like this.any how things so long I see ego, owo, kudi.) Whatever the case is, personally, I think Dbang is a real business man and a greedy business man if his forsighted end meet in both ideas(wheather he hijacked durella or planned wth durella) is money which I think is 79.5% money.
When someone was too smart, his smartness brought him down onceagain. Dbanj, pls becareful. Everything in life is not money. A piece of advice for a fine brother.

Here lies my point. CAN SCIENCE EVER REPLACE DIVINITY? Divinity has it's place in dis universe. Divinity makes d universe (science, all dis years have not succeed in telling us a perfect origin of life except forming irrational lie for us. because science don't know nd do nt have d answer) nd science speaks another thing. Government agencies and organisations that are involve in regulating drugs will not aprove the yoruba Agbo (yoruba liquid concortion dat relieve d body from pain and sicknesess) for use by patients despite d fact dat it cure d aimed illness and diseases because they don't understand d composition of d agbo drug nd how d agbo drug cured d said illness. Part of d making of d agbo sometimes involves mixing some stuff, doing some acts and reciting some words. That is divine. Some christain pray on water and when they drink it, it causes healing. Divinity is something that involves supernatural power and supernatural forces nd science speaks otherwise. Human being are product of divinity and so how can science replace divinity to succeed in making human talkless of immortal human.
All d research and effort wil at d end of d day b a waste of time, waste of resources, waste of money and wasted effort but d gd side is that it can lead to discovery of other good things. If in d end, d research goes on to b successful, it wil nt look human or resembles human in any way but only a super machine that can be misuse by govts, billonaires, power seeking individual, bokoharam etc. to wreck havoc. BY 2045, THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF DMITRY WIL NOT BE ACHIEVED. Well, it is worth trying but it will in d end either be a capital F (fail) or a murderous venture and on d gd side, lead to better discoveries.
Maybe u should start by creating an immortal dog, monkey or chimpazee first b4 trying to create immotal human being so that u gain more knowledge. That is a great idea!!! Gd luck to Mr. Dmitry Itskov. The billonaire. For those foolish atheists or rather atheistical fools who think that christians are blind believers; note that great scientist of d past are also christian. Scientist like Galileo Galilei (1564-1642), Rene Descartes (1596-1650), Isaac Newton (1642-1727), Michael Faraday (1791-1867), Gregor Mendel (1822-1884), Albert Einstein (1879-1955). If u doubt me read for ur self here (http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/sciencefaith.html) or conduct a little research by yourself. Christains are not blind believers, we believe in 'fact'. WE TEST WHAT WE SEE TO KNOW IF IT IS THE TRUTH.

Here lies my point. CAN SCIENCE EVER REPLACE DIVINITY? Divinity has it's place in dis universe. Divinity makes d universe (science, all dis years have not succeed in telling us a perfect origin of life except forming irrational lie for us. because science don't know nd do nt have d answer) nd science speaks another thing. Government agencies and organisations that are involve in regulating drugs will not aprove the yoruba Agbo (yoruba liquid concortion dat relieve d body from pain and sicknesess) for use by patients despite d fact dat it cure d aimed illness and diseases because they don't understand d composition of d agbo drug nd how d agbo drug cured d said illness. Part of d making of d agbo sometimes involves mixing some stuff, doing some acts and reciting some words. That is divine. Some christain pray on water and when they drink it, it causes healing. Divinity is something that involves supernatural power and supernatural forces nd science speaks otherwise. Human being are product of divinity and so how can science replace divinity to succeed in making human talkless of immortal human.
All d research and effort wil at d end of d day b a waste of time, waste of resources, waste of money and wasted effort but d gd side is that it can lead to discovery of other good things. If in d end, d research goes on to b successful, it wil nt look human or resembles human in any way but only a super machine that can be misuse by govts, billonaires, power seeking individual, bokoharam etc. to wreck havoc. BY 2045, THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF DMITRY WIL NOT BE ACHIEVED. Well, it is worth trying but it will in d end either be a capital F (fail) or a murderous venture and on d gd side, lead to better discoveries.
Maybe u should start by creating an immortal dog, monkey or chimpazee first b4 trying to create immotal human being so that u gain more knowledge. That is a great idea!!! Gd luck to Mr. Dmitry Itskov. The billonaire. For those foolish atheists or rather atheistical fools who think that christians are blind believers; note that great scientist of d past are also christian. Scientist like Galileo Galilei (1564-1642), Rene Descartes (1596-1650), Isaac Newton (1642-1727), Michael Faraday (1791-1867), Gregor Mendel (1822-1884), Albert Einstein (1879-1955). If u doubt me read for ur self here (http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/sciencefaith.html) or conduct a little research by yourself. Christains are not blind believers, we believe in 'fact'. WE TEST WHAT WE SEE TO KNOW IF IT IS THE TRUTH.

everyday: I have always dreamt of a day like this.I do hope God keeps me alive till then.I beleive that science can take a man to a state of immortality

Impossible brother. What they are trying to embark on is simply impossible. Human imortality is what he is hoping to have scientifically achieved by 2045. They are just starting to embark on d processes involved (avatar a.2020,avatar b.2025, nd avatar c.2035.) from which he hoped he would have achieved d required nd adequate knowledge that will finanly make real human immortality realistic which involves d transfer of human brain, emotion, personality nd so on etc by 2045. I don't believe dat only russian has been involved in dis type of quest. What abt China, America? D developped countries fighting 4 world power who secretly harvest scientist all over d world 4 all sort of research in secret sites and locations. Other develop countries have been involved in the same quest and it is nt just an idea that began today but a very long time ago and yet it has been unrealistic. So, what guarantee it that it would be realised by 2045 and even those avatar b and c. It is a project not yet realised.

akthedream: If he is indeed the God you call him,then he could have saved himself rather than Mary as u have said.

should I call u an ignorant man? Well, He can save himself but He will not save himself. Do u know why? Becos, His death on the cross of calvary is His main mission on earth, d main reason while a king of d world based in heaven subjected himself as a slave nd servant for the world on earth to die for the world. Can u now see that is death is nd must be very very important 4 d world.
Furthermore, the comming of d king nd d subsequent persecution nd death of d king on earth is a fulfilment of past prophecies of great prophet dat a king is comming to lay his life for the world.
No other blood is worth the price of eternal freedom nd salvation but only d blood of d King is worth d price. That was why the King must b use as a sacrifice in d image nd form of man to atone for the sins of man nd d world. Only d pure nd holy blood of d King can pay d price for d world. This is d reason He is called d 'lamb' of d world. Animal was being used as a sacrifice to God in time past but d one time big sacrifice of 'd lamb' save us d trouble of killing animal everytime. The one time big sacrifice encapsulate all forms of further sacrifice. "FOR GOD SO LOVE D WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE" Jhn 3 :16. His mission on earth as a sacrifice for human race was nt complete until He raised on d third day from d dead and death was rendered powerless and He took from death d key to d dungeon of death nd death henceforth has been rendered powerless over those who believe in Him.
In this generation, some men is said to have 4 jets while a fellow man walk about in hunger not being able to avoid 3 to 2 meals per day, a senator recently was said to give out a gift of 47 million naira car to a fellow weathy man while a fellow man take N19000 naira as salary per month. What a pity and injustice. Do u think Jesus was drunk when he said to a wealthy man b4 he will gain heaven, give ur wealth\estate to d poor (probably becos he was corrupt. I don't think he was even corrupt at all). I have only said my own. God respects his word than his name and d word of God wil never nd ever bow to no one..... My respect to d men of God.

Anybody noticed anything on the night the Rock was celebrating his WWE chamionship after he ripped off the championship title from CM Punk. Well, I noticed something of significant that has being on the verge of woeldwide arguement and rumour. Anybody noticed what I noticed? How is the Rock going to clear himself from this. I am concern because I am his fan, I have been his fan, I love him and I love WWE die.Anybody at all? ANOTHER BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOT BEING OBVIOUS TO ME though it might have been obvious to you. BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! Though I might be wrong if somebody clear him!

is this 4 real or what? that is cracy indeed. is that a soft core, hard core or love movie? calarbar girl indeed. Girls of nowadays will do anything for money, so am nt surprise. Really the producers have the fault.