Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY

Madman

Will you trade your kpekus (small leg between your thighs) for 1 million USD?

They slash it off and they drop the cash!

Will u sign?

constance500:


Na from picture sharing romance dey take start.. One moment now you're cute darling, she will be smiling like an idiot..

See you, spoilt brat

Can you imagine what my friend is currently going through
That her husband is threatening to divorce her just because she sent her picture to a male friend; just normal picture, not nude.

And I consider this preposterous to say the least meanwhile she tells me her husband is an unruly unrepentant cheat.

How does a woman sharing her normal picture with a friend lead to divorce

Men are so selfish and jealous

Spits

bepositive11:
You're asking this question on "Nairaland". Of course, Nigeria will win

Rigged polls

illicit:


Herod wasn't a king per se, he was a ruler installed by the Romans

He wasn't even a Jew

Any references to the effect? That Herod wasn't a jew

My husband is Yoruba and I am Akan from Ivory Coast and Ghana.

We had palmwine today from a village we visited and has generated a debate as to which country has the best palm wine in Africa

I think Ghana and he thinks nigeria

Here in Ghana, the tappers fell the palm tree before they tap the wine, my husby says in Nigeria, they don't fell the tree; they climb it

If you have tasted both, which better?

We are waiting

illicit:
The Pharisees don't want trouble with the Romans

The do not want a king yet, they were waiting for a Messiah and they never believed that Jesus is it....

They frown at any Jew talking about Kings among themselves

If that was the case, wasn't Herod a king too? It was more than mere earthly kingship

Luke 19:38-40
[38]saying: “ ‘Blessed is the King who comes in the name of the Lord!’ Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!”
[39]And some of the Pharisees called to Him from the crowd, “Teacher, rebuke Your disciples.”

[40]But He answered and said to them, “I tell you that if these should keep silent, the stones would immediately cry out.”

Where will you stop eating it?
Before your crush

I have never complained about doing house chores
I am ok, but my husband says we need a house help-a lady and I don't like it.
I said if that is the case, I will bring my kid sister but he says no.
I really troubled with this new development.

Bolarineliza202:
You and this your method of cooking self @Precious girl.....
You can make someone fall in love with your method of cooking(a figure of speech understood by all literature student)

What do u mean

My husband loves plantains
U know how I mean?

Share with us
How a lady or a guy proposed love to u indirectly
What did the fellow do or say?

Me, this guy sent me money with the message

I CARE

Share yours

You visit your lady co-worker for the first time and she serves u this

Will u think evil?

Ammishaddai:
The Father is Jesus (John 14:6-10)

You are blessed

DO YOU KNOW THE FATHER?

Luke 10:22
All things have been delivered to Me by My Father, and no one knows who the Son is except the Father, and who the Father is except the Son, and the one to whom the Son wills to reveal Him. ”

ONLY THE SON CAN REVEAL THE FATHER. HAS THE SON REVEALED THE FATHER TO YOU YET? OR YOUR PASTOR /church DID?; THEN YOU DONT KNOW THE FATHER YET!

JESUS AND THE FATHER ARE ONE (JOHN 10:30)�

You cannot know the Father by your own WILL

Sonnobax15:

The meat no get name?

Foolsihman, what name again?

I need to buy a new house

What of the corn on top?

U visit your prospective in-laws and they offer you one of these meat they are roasting.

Will u eat or not

What do Igbo people get from kola?

Can't u see it rots your teeth?

Me,

Bushy

Is Missing the opposite sex who is not your relative positively correlated to having sexual affections for them?

Share your thoughts and Experiences

They trust my fingers

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Good old days when we use to visit villages to help grandparents....

Roasted yam and coco yam with oil paper sauce sure die ....

Correct man

Yummy

I did this heavy fufu with palm nut soup for him this morning

Are you salivating?

chatinent:
After you cook that food give your husband that day, today you don give your life to Christ. I don't understand.

Are you alright?

The Bible speaks a lot of the elect

Who are these elect?

Who elected them?

When were they elected?

Are all elected?

Thanks