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Development of breast-pain
Menopause pain
When we were eating apple, we didn't know

IamHonourable1:
I'm expecting to see your children sometime later

Perhaps never...

Seventh Day Adventist!
Membern

Somewhere that the zoo keepers now cut down trees and sell them as fire wood? Empty place, waste of time and money! I wonder why they even open it

MarveworldG:
Provide the dimensions of the building.

I expected him to give measurements here...

Old age is really a sight to behold... It's funny how this same old woman will cry herself to sickness if they change this particular caregiver. I don't think it's a matter of racism because I didn't hear the old woman call her black or insinuate that... This attitude can be found in both black and white old people... Then again, it's good she recorded it b4 the mama will call 911 and be shading tears

Munamoqel:
With the high level of prostitution, runs hookup, how do guys cope when getting married to avoid marrying a run girl. Some sites have increased the tempo of transactional sex by ladies. This has increased the probability of marrying a woman that has slept with hundreds of men.

Lagos men how do cope?

Nuh be men dey hookup with those runs girls abi na goat?
I wonder how women Will marry with the plenty men following runs girls

She's pregnant ATM, trust me.

Pastor nigga!

Mercychen:
This is not Toyin tomato.
Toyin tomato is shola shobowale.

These guys wan confuse me

OP relocate from your village and move to another city... Igbos don't joke with village o at least every Christmas

Ndi apari

SDA church by marriage! It's the conservativeness for me. Not asking for money every now and then! Steady preaching of the 2nd coming of Christ!

NwaAmaikpe:




Eyan Sisi,
"Do you have a curfew for when you should return home".

Lines from Chisom the tech thief

You started learning about bitcoin at 12years... I see

The5DME:
All this una fake stories sef.

Anyway, make sure you go to a university, and learn the programming and cryptocurrency at the side. You can also cut your fellow students hair in school.

Na 12 years he dey learn bitcoin!

If I can, you can! I don't take carbonated drinks again! I want to enjoy my old age and I'm sure you too want to enjoy old age without running to and fro the hospital!
Everyday I look at what diabetes deprives my mum and her sisters and knowing that it's hereditary, I had to rethink.
I don't give my kids those stuff to school. I rather make zobo or smoothie.
Now I'm working on reducing sugar and salt intake.

uvie66:
83 never do... the bible says 75

Psalms 90:10
The days of our lives are seventy years; And if by reason of strength they are eighty years, Yet their boast is only labor and sorrow; For it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

MESSAGE TO DEATH CELEBRANT
By Peter Mayaki

INVESTORS IN in this part of the world.

Sad. But very real and very wrong.

The other day a patient was brought to the hospital, a 59 year old, very pale with fast breathing. Urgent tests and scan showed severe anaemia and massive pleural effusion. The man needed blood very urgent with chest tube for drainage of the effusion. He was brought by his son and his brother. *So when they found out that a pint of blood costs #8,000 they requested for discharge*. No money to get the blood was the reason.
Two days later he died. *A month later a ''befitting" burial was conducted, hundreds of thousands of Naira spent*. This scenario plays out regularly in our hospitals. *Investors in death!*

Your mother or brother is sick and you live in Lagos, UK or America. If you are nice you send a paltry sum. Few days later they call you he/she is more serious. You are busy. A week later they tell you it's getting worse, you can't get off duty. *Then they call you he/she is dead and you enter the next available flight home to arrange for the burial. Investors in death!*

Your mum/dad never drove a car all their lives (despite the fact that you can afford one) *and then they die and they ride in Hummer ambulance to their burial. Investors in death.*

*Your aged parents live in ramshackle house with no amenities. Then they die and like a witch's trick a grand house erupts in three months. Investors in death!*

Note that everything you do at burial you do for yourself. You kill cows? the dead does not partake in it. Souvenirs? they don't take one to judgement seat. All the dancers, asoebi and cooling vans, they don't notice. *All is for your personal glory.*

It is better to give someone a chicken in life than to bring a cow to their burial.

I think we invest too much in death. Sometimes the living lose their source of livelihood for burials. *All is vanity*.

This is one thing our people need to change!

*What is a befitting BURIAL without a befitting LIFE?*

Psalm 90:12
So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.

Fahdiga:
Rip to him. Men are now an endangered species in nollywood

So Rachael Oniga is a man... Nice one from you

delzbaba:
The only nollywood marriage that is working.

Are omotala and chioma Chukwuka a joke to you?

My sincere condolence to Yousef and the family...

I pray the good lord gives them the fortitude to bear their loss...
Yousef take all the time you need to mourn your brother, like you said! Don't be like these generation children who mourn loved ones for few hours and rush back to Social media! Not that one should mourn forever or pause their lives to mourn but...

Our thoughts are with you...

As expected... Not like he cares anyway!

Ana ezụzụ ghari!

Djoel:
Congratulations young man for making the most important decision of your life.

While some people are being lured by Satan to keep digging into sinful life to find elusive satisfaction for their empty souls, this young man found the light and the difference is clear.

If you are yet to decide for Jesus, Jesus is waiting. No matter how bad or dirty your life, He is ever willing to forgive and give your life a meaning.

Accept Jesus now before it is too late.

I thought you were righteousness!

Yhelay:
Exactly what I am looking for but I want to read people's review about any of it before buying

Check YouTube for review

Jazzman01:
It is those stupid Xiaomi marketers that insult transsion phones. Infinix never gave me a problem too while I was using it.

I swear! I rocked my infinix note 4 and 5 without stress! Enjoyed the battery � performance until world people told me to try Xiaomi abi redmi! The battery na lubbish!
Once bitten, twice shy

Jazzman01:
Infinix hot 5 is the best phone I have used Interms of battery performance. I switched to a Xiaomi 5000mah phone recently and it couldn't match the hot 5 Interms of battery performance, despite the fact that it has a 5000mah battery and hot 5 has 4000mah battery.

May the blessings of our Lord Jesus follow you everyday! You see that redmi? I nuh go near am again! Na where I dey find phone with10,000MAH I jam redmi note 9pro! The 5020msh nuh near the infinix note 4 and note 5 wey I been use! Infinix's battery is what it says it is! The redmi started showing me! The battery started depreciating!

Stevosty:
I don't believe you, acting after 3 months!

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Stevo! That one dey! You don't have to belief me! Many factors are responsible for your disbelief!
What phone are you using and how long?

Yhelay:
I want to buy a Samsung phone, and my budget is 100k. Any suggestions and its buildup?

Anything around the Aseries that has4500mah and above, 4/6gb, 128gb and a good camera!

tarantino1:
Thank you joor

I listened to the mouth of overzealous nairaland marketers and got the phone. The stress the phone has put me through, I wished I had just gotten an infinix, at least I'm used to that one.

Why Ive come to hate the brand the more is because of their useless customer care. Insult transsion devices all you want, Calcare no dey disappoint at all.

The worse part is I've not even used it up to two months

You see those marketers, while they're doing their job, they should fear God! I'll never take phone review from nairaland!
I used infinix note 4 and note 5 for 2 years each and at the point of sale it's battery was still strong. This redmi nuh try!