₦airaland Forum

Kenzico:
Asking of their will while they are still alive, Might look like i wish they will die sooner

Don't do this if you're unemployed.
They might suspect you're an AGBOJULOGUN child.

AllTheWayUp:
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I fear for Sanusi's freedom


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Shhhh (whispers in your ear). stop talking, it's starting to show that you don't have sense.

Miles300:
Just a simple explanation a layman can understand , very direct nd straight to the point , not technically in recession nd all those stupid grammar dey use to deceive Nigerians !! Sometimes I try to agree wit Ruben abati that there are strong demons in aso rock ! This administration is so unserious and lacks ethics in how a government is suppose to be run , GEJ caused this and that , is GEJ also responsible for disorganization of this administration , is GEJ also responsible for lack of good policies in this administration ?

Your ignorance precedes you.

emusmithy:
15 Ways Shy Girls Act Towards Their Crush (Images)

It’s commonly said that ladies are often inhibited than the male folks. How true!
There is hardly a girl who isn’t guilty when it comes to comporting herself when a crush is around.
However, there are a few who don’t consider it a big deal flirting with the guy giving them sleepless nights.

They walk up to him and say how they are feeling at the moment and that ends it. Quiet girls would rather die than make the first move. Even when they try, it’s usually filled with embarrassing moments. How sad!
I want to share some of them with you:

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1. Wait till eternity for him to talk to you even if you are dying inside
Most times, she acts stern just to get his attention. Other times, she brings up a topic she knows must get his contribution, maybe in a small group meeting still to hear his voice. And when eventually he speaks, you are like…blushing...

https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Blushing1.gif


2. Stare at your crush until they notice you, then look away really quickly and act like you don’t know they exist.
One lady once told me, if I like a guy, I make life miserable for him. I ignore him like hell. This is an epitome;

https://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/awkward-gif.gif


3. Act weird and strange when before their crush.
When she begins to act like she is crazy by asking random questions or walking away in the midst of a convo, look at this picture again;
https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Acting-weird.gif

4. They are always battling with the urge to say Hi to him

Being shy, they often overcome such temptation. All along she was like...

https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Battling-the-urge.gif


5. They literally like all his social media activities and it's from there they track him

Guys, you've got a monitoring spirit who knows you better than most of your friends...


https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Like-all-social-media-activity.gif


6. They get butterflies meeting him personally but not when chatting

While chatting, she is like some Nairalanders; Lionesses!

https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Text-chatting.gif


7. Shy girls are good planners

They don't want to sound stupid when talking to him so they plan out what topics to bring up and what time to bring them up.


https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Packed-planners.gif


8. Whether intentionally or not, if their arms brush against their crush’s, they will rejoice for days and sometimes months.

I'm a guy but I've been there.


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9. They chat boldly with every guy BUT not with the one they are crushing

Open with other guys but numb before him.


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10. Tell everyone how you feel about your crush, except him.


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11. Only send him true feelings through text.


https://cdn3.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/texting-gif.gif


12. Refuse to flirt until you are quite sure he is flirting with you

That moment when you just met and she's watching your steps and don't wanna look cheap or hungry for a boyfriend...


https://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/shy-kitten.gif


13. Hold eye contact for a while because you read you should do that then feeling awkward about it


https://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/eye-contact-gif.gif


14. Go places you know he will be at, not really stalking him but hoping you might get to talk with him.


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15.
Fidget like a manic when talking to him/her, whether you’re tapping your feet,stammering, playing with your hair, or cracking your knuckles.

This is the surest and most common sign a shy girl sends to her crush.


https://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/playing-with-hair-gif.gif

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Then, this is me dancing close to our One and Only Supermod "Lala", if you add, "Sticlala", you are on your own...

https://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/awkward-dancing.gif


Then he did this...

https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Not-easily-fazed.gif

I tried explaining the reason for my harmless action...

https://topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Well-behaved.gif

Was surprised to see this...

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Nice one op.

These mixed signals always end up backfiring. Cos while they were acting like they're not interested or as if they weren't just staring at you till you looked their way, some experienced seductress swoops in and whisks you away.

Tell me, who come lose?

But then again it ain't their fault, being shy is not intentional.
Unfortunately though they end up with sharks and wolves who specialise in hunting and every attempt to act uninterested or turn then down only makes them turn up the chase... And a girl can only say No for so long.

awelekiti:
Don't make mistakes bro. Trump's ideology is quite different. Trump is a technocrat and not a politician. He knows who to put where. Republicans never wanted him. The majority of them didn't even come out to fund his campaigns. They even revolted against him at some point, when they perceived he was becoming more popular amongst the Americans. They didn't have a choice, they would have manipulated his nomination. God just had his way. Trump is neither a republican nor democrat, even though he was more prominent in the democratic party years back. He's a businessman who knows how to play his games amongst the ruling party key decision makers. His appointing technocrats like him is a welcome development. I'm just happy for one thing...in every American administration, a Nigerian must make the list of advisers which also means that Nigeria is indeed a great nation to be reckoned with...regardless of our political and ethnic differences . I remember last year when Obama appointed a Nigerian, Adewale Adeyemo into a key position... Deputy National Security Adviser for International Economic Affairs. Congrats to Ogunlesi

QED
You took the words right off my mouth.
Well said.

StOla:
It is Ogunlesi not Ogunlensi.

Secondly, he is Ijebu from Ogun state, not Ondo state. His father is Professor Ogunlesi, the first Nigerian professor of medicine.

As for Trump and the Republicans, they have a penchant for assembling capitalist gurus, that in turn wreck the solid economy already achieved by the Democrats.

Bush made sure he wrecked the economy he inherited from Clinton. Obama cleaned up the mess of Bush, now a Republican Trump has come to inherit a stable democrat engineered economy.

How do the Republicans wreck the economy?
They invite all their capitalist friends to run the country, who as a matter of first priority, erase all forms of government regulations in their own respective business sectors. Bluntly put, they are in power to see how best to grow their own businesses. They continue to take all manner of greedy risks, even if they have to bet against America.

They quickly cut taxes for the wealthiest of the wealthy, claiming such increase in disposable income would be reinvested in the economy by creating more jobs.When the charade falls apart, they run back to beg for government bailout with tax payers funds, while still flying about in chartered flights living an illusion called American Dream.
The average Joe remains average.

Time will tell if Trump will wreck it in typical Republican fashion, while the short memory Americans run back to the Democrats for succour in a cycle that never changes.

Well you've spoken but you've not spoken well.

1st off, you forget Trump is not a politician so his adminstration is beyond party goals & ideologies.

2. Your judgment is clearly clouded and reeks of a biased product of CNN/Clinton brainwashing.

3. I wonder how you can't see beyond individual self interest when it's obvious they are there not to further enrich themselves, they're already the wealthiest, but to plan the economy like successful entrepreneurs. I don't blame you though, you're a Nigerian it's what you're used to in our govt.

4. Can't fathom why any one won't applaud this man's capacity to employ the best (wo)man for the job as clearly this is guaranteed to give the best result. Instead you're still busy campaigning for Clinton who has accepted her loss. In case you missed it even Romney is begging to join Trump's bandwagon.

5. Theses are only the Economic team, wait till he selects his Security and Diplomatic advisors. You neva che chum ching.

If only we could replicate this in Nigeria, I know Nigeria will be Giant again some day.

dainformant:
Jonathan always smiling whether good or bad

He's fake AF!
He's always Acting for the camera.

This one na Set Up.

Imagine the kain hunger that will grip dem by January after odun haff finish and they have to wait till month end for alert!

Unless he plans to pay bonus salary sha so mk dem apply sense.

Tolexander:
Lol!

Ayade preaching as if he is faithful to his wife and never a casanova before he married!

Well, he is saying the truth which is very hard to adhere to anyway!

This is an ignorant statement for an HIV sensitisation.
Maintaining your chastity till marriage doesn't guarantee not contracting HIV, cos it's not just an STI but a contact disease.
Does that mean Married couples are immune to the virus?

So please educate kids right, we've gone past the age of preaching only abstinence.

ItsTheBachelor:
I totally agree.
If she isn't a virgin,l'm not marrying her.

Mr VirginAtlantic, u dey find virgin, u be virgin? Even virgin don finish for Virginia, sidondere.

Yorobastard:
Lol....being president is not an achievement.... Igbo's would not want to be president of a country where the people there have a passion of hate for his tribe...instead of presidency we will continue to fight for our recognition as a country no matter how long it will take.

Even with all the money that have been made from natural resources....they country cannot boast if one achievement....you supply electricity to Ghana yet you don't have it...sorry for you and keep up the good job in looking for Igbo's to blame...God will reward you well in heaven

I pride myself in objectivity and idgaf whose ox is gored.

Emefiele is at the heart of the collapse in the economy.
Emefiele is an Igbo man.
Emefiele is a damager not a manager.

He's one of the weapons being used by you-know-who to frustrate Buhari's govt even to the extent of destroying the country.

What has he got to lose when Igbo's believe if they can't run the country, they might as well ruin the country.

14 days is too long sef. 24 hpurs ultimatum!
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You know how much damage is being done on that seat everyday?

This is why Igbo's will never be president!
Give them power and they want to ruin the country.

ChappyChase:
Seconded!

Thirded!

D so good it made her throw away her bright future! D so good it made her throw away her bright future!

Kobicove:
D'banj's creditors will come for him now...

This is wicked.

Donnetimmy:
Knowing yourself is the ultimate tip

More importantly think outside the class room, a lot of first class graduates are out there jobless. learn a vocation!

This is the best tip.
Know what you want in life... FOCUS

Make contacts with people(seniors and professionals) toeing same path.

Or just foot d bills of the best student in ur class... You'll end up 2nd or 3rd best. #WorkSmart

rufychuks:
The sudden emergence of tithe paying in Nigeria is astounding. I also never heard of tithes while growing up.

It's always been there but as small PIkin wey u be, e nor consign yew.

EBUG:
If you pay your school fees via a mobile banking app, the school is technologically advancing. If you pay for a house, car or stuffs then business is made easy. But if the church tries to advance technologically it is considered a means to suck money out of members. For those of us that want the church to remain in a stone age. Such people should receive brain IJN. It is ignorance that is your disease.

With fooools like you always defending your pastors, of course they will continue to rob the poor masses blind.

Tolexander:
Apps for tithe, but many of them won't think of developing the app for devotional bible reading and how to grow and be steadfast in spirit

That's how you know that church is a business.

I love this man's hustle.
The best victim is the Desperate Victim.
They'll spend all they have and even borrow only to get scammed neat.

The church is full not because Christians love God but cos they're Desperate for God to meet their needs.

The perfect target market.

donsteady:
You can go far and do greater things even without paying tithe or sowin seed, please ask the girls like Chioma Achebe, Asa etc

And you know this, how?

HungerBAD:
Good.

Njideka making us proud.

I am Proud to be an Igbo man.

The writer Below me thinks his joke is funny,but nobody is smiling or clapping.

I smell money laundery.

Adanna86:
He in yo fat MOUTH

Bhet why? You guys shd get a room already.

Honestly. how is APC still winning giving how bad the president's scorecard. I smell Rigging.

Tallysmallz:
alryt sir. no biggie

hunnie u brought a knife to a gunfight. Simply put... You never espererit.

BTW I've stopped waiting 4 my loading diss. Guess u had a rethink and realised suicide isn't the way.

Meajor:
Its a good thing that you've spoken about your view..but one thing remain you're just thinking as a man, the Bible was not written to prove that God exist, but was written revealing His existence, God is not man, well I am trying to speak you into believing me, we all have our mindset....nd I have chosen to believe in this God even if He be wrong...if Jesus is wrong I don't ever want to be right. Hebrews 11:6 says without Faith it is impossible to please God... My Bible is clear that God is love, nd in His love He died to set me free, what else do I need..even the devil had never doubted the existence of God

The perfect charade.
Once you apply sense and wisdom, you commit sacrilege.
Yet God says Seek Ye Wisdom.
But then whatever works for you is cool.


The per

What else do you expect from a CBN Governor that's Financially, Economically and Professionally a Dunce?

Honestly #EmefieleMustGo

I notice it varies. So it depends on her freeness and freakiness with you to make her open up.
For some it's the tip of the nips. For others you have to fundle harder.
For others all that is childsplay till you hit the clits.
So to really please your woman/bae you gotta know how to make her guide you to it.