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veekid:

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Nigerian Eminem

Please shut up.

Mustiboy:
you mean you bought a game for #27k? That's the amount i bought my ps3 with two pads and loads of games. That's why I always tell people who own a ps4 to just keep playing the previous version of a fifa game, then wait for a year to get the following one when the price would've been half of the initial price.

How broke people think.
How's Brokelyn this morning?

The campaign haff start.
Like I'm supposed to believe this isn't publicity stunt. Just to appeal to the masses.

Let's do this!
Yo! Straight outta Lagos METROPOLIS I'm DROPPING HITS with a IRON FIST/ With PUNCHLINES & SIMILES like Can't COPY This/ On the TRACK like a MOVING TRAIN, no STOPPING This/ I be UP IN THIS, to END YA DAYS like APOCALYPSE/ Yo! This LYRICIST got POWER like INDICES/ When I BUST on a Disc, BLOW up like TERRORISTS/ This just the GENESIS, can ya HANDLE THIS/ I TOP the LIST, ya niggggies LOST Like ANGELES/ On the CUT like BANDAGES Shooting these SAVAGES Maximum DAMAGES I Thrash em like GARBAGES/ Fucq it! Fuqing Sick like SYPHILLIS Flow like OSMOSIS You BUST like PASSENGERS/ Yall already know what TIME IT IS/ Cos every PIECE OF THIS is a MASTERPIECE/ Here to CHANGE the game METAMORPHOSIS/ Eating this eMCees for FEAST it's da KATALYST!
Rraaaah! Good Morning.

ValerianSteel:
21Savagw you should understand what you read before quoting.

My comment was in regards to republicans and conservatives who voted Trump in this election.My mom is a republican but she did not vote republican this year.She's one in a few many republicans who defied party loyalty for the greater good of the country.


If she had voted Trump this year,I'd gladly put her in the same basket of deplorables that are unintelligent hypocritical morally bankrupt subhumans.If I see bigotry anywhere,I would not stand for it,I'd oppose it in every ways I can.

What exactly has Trump done to deserve this infamy?
Have you had an opportunity of meeting him?
Or are you judging him solely on what the corrupt media had fed you?

Trump is no bigot or racist or any extremist. He's not even a xenophobe.

He's simply one who is blunt and daring enough to tell it as it is.
He interacts with respectable Black Americans, Africans, Mexicans, Women, Muslims, etc

But that won't stop him from blaming Mexicans for the drug cartel, or Black Americans for gang-banging (Blood and Crips) or Africans (Esp Nigerians) for Online Scam which we can't deny, Or Muslim extremists for terrorism, etc.

He simply calls a spade a spade, no sugar coating. And if that is wrong, I don't think I want to be right.

Op you say these killings are uncivilised. Is stealing or armed robbery civilised?

Before sympathizing with this criminals try empathizing with the innocent families and unsuspecting victims whose lives they've maimed and destroyed over the years before Karma finally dealt with them.

I'm no supporter of jungle justice but these are hardened criminals who deserve no clemency.

nairalanddss:
Propose
He has been observing you since long and he’s been talking to you in the recent past. He seems to be admiring you and you too started liking him off late. You want him in your life, but you don’t want to openly ask him whether he wants to marry you.In order to get him to propose fast, you just need to create the ideal situation so that he himself will open up and ask you out without you having to do so. In fact, that is the best strategy when you are dealing with a man.

He will surely be able to understand that you fell in love with him if you send certain signals and behave in a particular way. That would be enough for any man to propose a woman.Here are some ways to make a man propose to you fast.

Ways to make a man propose to you fast are:




1.Don’t Scare Him: Your man observes you every second. He keeps noticing how you react to him when he approaches you or talks to you. You might scare him if your behaviour is harsh with him. He might think you don’t like him if you behave like that.

2.Create That Space: A woman just needs to create the ideal space and environment for a man. That’s it. Once he senses that, he will propose you naturally. Men generally try to sense a woman’s feelings through her behaviour.


3.Give Signals; Signals like looking into his eyes, smiling or feeling shy when he comes to talk to you, all indicate that you like him and such signals will make him propose you fast.


4.Make Him Feel Comfortable: Unless a man feels comfortable in your company, he will not propose you. So, ensure that he is at home in your company.


5.Display Interest: If you don’t display interest why would any man propose you?. Show that you too are interested by asking him questions about his family and life in general.


6.Smile Often: Smiles indicate positive feelings. During your conversations, if you keep smiling, he will understand that you are positive towards him.


7.Praise Him: To get a guy to propose fast, never lose an opportunity to praise him as that will make him understand that you do think about him. These are reasons enough for him to get ready to propose you.



These are the ways to make your man propose to you fast



http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/ways-to-make-your-man-propose-to-you.html

Bhet Op why dem neva propose to you na?

Tallysmallz:
Old. Try something new jawe.

No wonder you got served.

You want a piece of me but all you'll get is d tip.
Keep pushing it you'll get exposed like a nip slip.
Even if I was drunk AF I ain't lip locking with u
Cos u look like a STI sorry I ain't fking with you!
No batterer but Imma just have to hit u
Then split u with my lyrical missles
No kisses boo, not even under d mistltoe
Like a mag honey You got issues
But I'm a still gentleman so here have a tissue!

Immobulum:
You did well.. . Don't give up.. . Do more

And yeah... I'd love a rematch someday.. . For fun rii? Not for bragging rights o.. .

No doubt bruh. Real recognize real and you look familiar.
But you murdered me so imma have to return da favor soon. But until then, you got my support in this tourney.

Tallysmallz:
U lost b1tch..... Cover your head in shame...

You just a fan... Blow Me!

A bunch of half truths. Teenager Issues.

My 2 cents:
No one's perfect, not even your parents. They are struggling with your situation too.
You not a kid anymore, you need to do some self evaluation and know what exactly you want for yourself.
You also need to channel your frustration into something that gets you going: Go for a Training (IT) or Get a job or build your skills (music or art)
Get your geek on: U need to sign up for tutorials if you have to pass your exams and get admission.
Stop your friends from coming over, if u have to visit them instead.

Above all, your not alone. Virtually everyone passes through this phase in life, trust me you'll face even bigger challenges (no be curse).
So don't let it break you instead let it shape you.
Diamond and Charcoal come from the same element (Carbon), the difference is how they both handle pressure.
Wish you all the best bruv.

I'm interested in her side of the story. She chop winch?

The problem is these girls want to be treated like a Lady but be looking and acting like a hore?

That's a thirsty THOT!

Orezy5:
In this interview with SAMUEL AWOYINFA, the best graduating student 2015/2016 session at the Bells University of Technology
That is funny because there is an irony about my reading style.

http://punchng.com/hate-reading-bells-best-graduating-student/

My kinda chic. She's enlightened. Wish her the best life's got to offer.
Haters don't hate just congratulate.

Immobulum:
PRESSPLAY'S ENTOMBMENT


I was watching 411...BLOOMBERG...was sombre and dull/
Den a knock on ma door... PAUSE!... My DECODER informed/
I reached for my ARMELITE... The intruders a dunce/
Tap the trigger and remote controller at once/
I PRESS PLAY simultaneously... That's how my EXPLORERS respond/

... He's a pauper and fraud...

On RELIGION Thread... PRESS be forming hero with lies/
Asking about MIRACLES... but be getting zero replies/
So we attacked with MAGS... Literally, the negró resigned/
Pleading MerCy... But who takes PLAY serious? Fvck what this sh!thole implied/

... A bïtch, whóre and... Nine?

Watch how I'll wrought the lad lame/
If he HIDES by the JORDAN... My ARABS will stot a mad maim/
And cut the cad, then... Leave him on the VIADUCT and PASSWAY/
so wen u see a DUCKING PLAY in BRIDGE... It is not a CARD GAME/

... Let's talk about his sad Dame...

Bought her only akara... Didn't even care to toast her/
But yet she opened wide... I kept scoring like Diego Costa/
She calls my DÎCK A POD... She always craves those LOBSTERS/
His mom hails my cöck shA... But I'm scared to nail the sore hag/
Twill be FEMINICIDE I swear... If I turn to MOTHER/

I'll end the sucker...

Vets note how I demolish PRAISE... with BOUNDERS, CURSE/
he tried to run... Impressive indeed... A counter shot/
I allowed him a head start... Then released my hounds and fox/
They caught him easily... The way PLAY PANTS... we mistook him for SOCCER SHORTS/





... Deep...
And I'm out after the lying in state...

One more thing... Here's the link to his religion thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3435519/share-miracles-here

OK I see a worthy adversary.
I paid 4 underestimation.
Prepare 4 a comeback. Immortal combat!

Sorry this is coming in late but I promise it's worth the wait. (busy schedule)


Yo I com busting like refineries/
Firing this foe, with fiery flows, fool this is fatal fatality/
On d cut like cutlery/
Energetic flows nourish your soul I swear my rap come in calories/
So u think u can rap, that's pretty cute/
But u messing with a heavy weight fucq around and get a muscle pull/
Somebody tell DT this was a mistake/
He's like a broken screen he couldn't dissPlay/
My flows off d hook n you just a bait/
C imma Take u out lil homie its not a date/
When it come to d flow imma tsunami/
U ain't got no flows lil homie u thirsty/
See I shine on d mic like lip gloss/
My cyphas leaving Deepthoughts in deep thoughts/
Saying you already lost is a Tautology/
Cos I'm a prodigy ur just a protégé/
Already studied ur nature like biology/
For pairing us d mods owe u an apology!

Peace!

LaPresidente:
He said a lot without really explaining anything, is he saying God decided to show him only the winner by popular votes what happened to "she will find it hard to pass bills"? LOL.

Don't blame him, blame his followers. He got too excited, imagine if truly Clinton had won, even Americans would be worshipping him by now.
People want to be deceived so let him keep filling their appetite.

DUNKA:
Look at his exact words below

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MY VIEW REGARDING THE ELECTION (US)
We have seen the outcome of the election in America. Having read, you will notice that it is all about the popular vote, the vote of the majority of Americans.
In this case, we need the Spirit of a Prophet to recognize or to know a Prophet. Our levels are different. We are not on the same level.
We might have great cathedrals, huge bells, and all kinds of activities that are good by human standards but human point of view is limited.
1 Corinthians 1:25. The foolishness of God is wiser than that of men and the weakness of God is stronger than that of men. There is no shortcut to spiritual maturity unless earthly understanding gives way to spiritual enlightenment.
I see many people trying to interpret prophets on the basis of their own minds and ideas. The prophecy seems to cause uproar, to many who gave it different meaning and interpretation.
Finally, campaigns and elections in any democratic country in the world are never about one person, it is about the country we care and love. Whichever way it happens, we must accept the outcome and then look to the future (God), the Author and Finisher.
Democracy is all about accommodation. All democrats must value the process of democracy more than the product.
God bless the United States of America.

Even Devil would be impressed with this level of scam.
He's right, we're definitely not on the same level (of scam)
In a sane world, he should resume to an empty church next Sunday. But Alas my gullible brethren will defend their slave master to their death.

xendra:
if she was d one who wore it to an award you'd see most Nigerians start wearing it but since koredebello a Nigerian it is wrong. Nigeria will never grow like this.

Not our fault, he hasn't achieved her level of Fame.
As an artist, you get to a point where everything you do becomes the trend, no sir Korede's not even close. But I like his daring tho.

Emmy147:
To me dey both are dope, but when it comes to d clinical aspect of music which is lerics, j cole is final.

Confam Igbo Man, how market?
How many Lerics you sell today? (lol how didn't autocorrect even save you?)

Silkmoth33:
That's like comparing moses to God!


Listen to jcole's lyrics on "let Nas down" in his born sinner album.


Tell me what he meant by pac was like jesus, and Nas wrote the bible of hiphop!


Jcole can never be compared to Nas. I recommend the op to listen to illmatic and stillmatic

I stumbled on this late. Op is clearly of the new generation to even make such comparison.
Even JCole attests to the fact that Nas is his Idol so where's the argument?
Let me sum this up in Yoruba according to Base 1 - Iyalaya won oni fe fi Iku w'orun.

kennygee:
Wisdom is profitable to direct.

This reminds me of women in abusive relationships. Imagine Mikel defending his coach that's punishing him. That's what we call Abeg Make Una No Pour SandSand 4 My Garri.lol

oluwaphemiee:
Op you didn't catch d broadcast on emmanuel tv. Go and sleep

B4 I "Go and sleep" you who caught the BC biko what's d update sir. How can he possibly extricate himself sir?
I'm guessing you're a member

DUNKA:
Just saw on Emmanuel TV that he was referring to the popular vote which Clinton won So dissapointed expected much more

Lmao! your kidding right?

This post has been taken down by the op due to renewed faith and intent not to mislead anyone.

Thank you for your understanding.

Clearly my best day of the week.

My day starts off with a battle between the proverbial Angels of Good and Evil.
Depending on who wins, I may or may not end up going to church.

After all the confessing and professing, remember Life starts when church ends.
We have to revisit our demons.

Mostly I get to spend the day with family.
Other days I call up some friend (with benefit) and we spend the day out or indoors.


Of course I get my chores done, and prepare for another dreaded Monday.

PS: I almost forgot, most crucial part of my Sundays is surfing the net especially Nairaland for what's hot and who to engage in battle of wits.

Happy Sunday
(The battle is on already, may the best Angel win.lol)

steveyen:
Folks,

I have been outta town for over 4 months now. My car has been parked for those months, though I removed the battery.

Please is there anything I need to do before starting the car again?

Just afraid if i turn the ignition something might go wrong having being parked for such number of months.

I will appreciate your nuggets on this.

Thanks all in advance.

Call your pastor first.
Which kain question is this for Christ sake?

Medley:
There was an argument on a previous thread , where a nairalander included CGPA under his education am qualification. and I ask, on what grounds Will the inclusion of CGPA on ones CV be ragarded as a no no ?. I think it's a major selling point for a fresh graduate with little or no experience. what do one stand to lose for its inclusion. the only exception to this is when it's not a strong ( 2'1 or 2'2). can't you defend it? then why should one be afraid of it inclusion. you may leave out First class CGPA, the inclusion here is unnecessary. also. for vacancies where expererience and skill is required inclusion of CGPA is unnecessary. this is my .opinion.. what do you guys and ladies think?

Your CV is a professional way of marketing yourself. So if you feel CPGA helps feel free to include it.
OP Remember all you get here are simply Opinions not Fact.
So there'll be plenty haters who feel it's ITK (mostly cos they are not proud of their CGPA) so do you. You can't be disqualified for that.

ELYMAXiimus:
more sign-in...

Sign-in closes in 24hr time, after which fixtures will be out. Get ready!!!

Bawss.
What time's d battle? Won't want to miss it?

When I write I ignite your mind like electricity What I compose decomposes stupidity Take a journey with me and get exposed like nudity You're liable to ingenuity so kindly sign the indemnity Cos all I'm here to do is educate no expectations all I need is you reciprocate Just to rub minds on and off line and stimulate we could brainstorm and let our thoughts precipitate.
Meditate...