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nice move from facebook

Facebook has revealed that they will release
an Ebola button as fight against the virus
seems to be not going as planned.

The button is designed to help facebook users
to donate money and help charities involved in
battling the deadly virus.

The social media giant also revealed that they
would be deploying 100 satellite
communication terminals to boost Internet and
phone services to affected areas in West Africa,
where the disease has killed nearly 5,000.
The decision comes just weeks after head CEO
and his wife, Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan donated 25 million to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention toward the Ebola
response.

Facebook reveals that by the coming week, its
millions of users will be able to also help out, as
there will be an option to donate button. The funds will be distributed to three groups
who have been at the frontlines battling the
virus, these include the International Medical
Corps, the International Federation of Red Cross
and Red Crescent Societies, and Save the
Children.

Facebook revealed that its choice of charities
was influenced by , if they work on on ground
and are able to accept money globally.

Source:


http://www.naij.com/318228-facebook-to-release-ebola-button.html

jennybright:
Mine is d opposite of it all. He is so boring
No pre-intimacy no style
Climb u n hang ur legs in d air before u know it its over
Its so frustrating
What can u do
that's marriage for u

talk to him..
If you cant, den talk to me

marvelito:
i use to thnk am king kong in bed until i met dis girl. D match pass el clasicol dat night. Guz i run o. Delete her number. Till now she still stalk me even after 4yrs. She say she wan marry me. I tell her say na missd kal.

I am d undisputable champion of the underdround, when i straff ...she will see it coming like a Rocket propelled luncher, that comes with full speed beneath the earth crust.
Her number pls?

busybrain001:
May God not allow me marry a woman like u who will starve me for good 2 weeks...


Amen!

Big amen to that.. Ha even 1 week too much for me,
infact if she wants it at a daily basis am available..

i hate female teachers with passion, oh gosh!
I will never wish for a female teacher na!

Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

who is this girl I cant believe that , this girl have been reading me all this years.
One turn off about a shy guy is that, he hardly smiles, even wen u rt to chat hip,
u ju hato try for about 3 times, bum u go! He is all yours.

temigracie:
...I cant date anyone I cant marry.....

Thats one of the major reasons I look out for some important qualities in men I consider dating.....


.....What you cant eat, dont smell it.....lailai!!!.....

how about me? I get all the qualities hope u will take my case into consideration

Vessi:
Dammmit I'm laughing so hard here. Thank you for making my day.

bro confront her, about it, tell her that hence fort, she will have to be paying you, some percentage,
hey, dont forget to send me card when you succeed, oya Goodluck follow him.

those of them looking for such positions under apc are in for a long thing,
PDP would have been better

dre11: Its never a crime if u as a guy choose to be friend-zone and not the other way out ....

And where did u see it that every guy wanna flog any girls that comes its way........

pls free the guy jare,
one thing is constant here, those that understand the contex of this thread, will make good use of it, and those that dont and are still saying trash is left for them,
if you feel is ok for you to have feelings for a girl, and she sees you as her brother or uncle fine! Go ahead and keep the brother zone going.....

Talking about having female friends i also have female friends, which i dont have crush on them,
and dont forget my friends girl friends are also my good friends,
#SAYNOTOFRIENDZONE

Tallesty1: I 4 be d 4st to comment if I wanted to.

But people wey know me here will begin think say I dey bragg.


*MODIFIED*


It feels good when a babe woos you but you gotta use ur head. Don't just fall yakata because nah woman dey woo you. If you like her then take over the wooing from her and pretend you didn't notice all that she's been doing. It restores their ego.

But if you don't like her then be open and straightforward. Don't play them cause they don't easily let go and she may harm herself.

Another thing is these babes that have guts to woo a guy are not always reliable. They port any moment they see a better guy. So have that at the back of your mind.

While you are enjoying the relationship, try to get heart-repairing kits because the possibility of you getting dumped is high.

*from experience*

yes boss!
You have killed it;
truely you have exprerience it, i dont allowe them to finish the wooing before i take over from them, i just whant them to have the ego,
i whant her to be happy, i will make it seems as if i was the one who ask her out, so that it dosnt look awkward.

if you really whant to know what your wife or girl friend looks like, check her out very early in the morning,
i swear you might thro up, once you set your eyes on some ladies.

HAPPY NIGHT REST GUYS.

hmmm,
i am of average hight
i cant stop laughing, its ovious to know that most of the girls that keeps kicking on the hight of a guy, using it as their priority are also not tall. (point number one)

it also ovious that alot of tall guys dont know that (80%) the hight of their children mostly is been determine by the hight of their wife or wat ever....
If at all they knw this i believe they will also kick against short girls when it comes to child bearing ....

Well to cover my tracks, tall guy+short lady (80%) might not be short but definately they will bear more of average hight children.

#NaSoDTinGO

In a clear show of power, the governor of
Kebbi state, Saidu Nasamu
Dakingari reportedly slapped his aide de
camp, Mohammed Umar, publicly on
Saturday, September 9.

It was gathered by SaharaReporters that the
incident happened Ahmadu Bello International
Airport in the state capital, Birnin-Kebbi, at a
ceremony marking the airlift of pilgrims.
According to the report, a total stranger had
attempted to pull at the governor’s clothes and
his ADC who is a superintendent of police had
prevented the person from doing so.
Instead of commending his ADC for a job well
done, the governor allegedly slapped him in the
presence of pilgrims and other officials at the
ceremony.
He accused his ADC of being over-
zealousness in preventing a stranger from
meeting him.
The assault infuriated police officers in the state
who were dismayed that the governor had not
apologized for assaulting and humiliating his
ADC and they have vowed to take to the streets
to protest the degrading treatment meted out
to one of their own.
One of the angry police officers in Kebbi State
said: “The police authorities in Abuja have
refused to comment about the issue.”
The angry officers have also accused the
Inspector General of Police in Abuja of failing to
intervene and demand an apology and
restitution for the assaulted officer.

Source
[url]http://www.naij.com/293815-governor-kebbi-publicly-slaps-police-superitendent.html[/]

uzolexis: good news....where is she?

inline with the last comment i made on relationship thread like this...
This girl, is an example of the kind of lady, i was referring to.
Hahahahahaha change oo.. It might pay you know n wont later....
I mean no hate o

Billyonaire: Oly Boy 16. I assume you are a teenager. When you reach your father's age, you can send me on such assignment.

i cant stop laughing....
Mehn 2000 like for that reply.
Stop westing your time, with all this political losers,
PDP taught them a good lesson during last week election in Niger....
APC warriors read my comment over n over again, you can quote me after 2015 election
'PDP remains in power, even after 2019 election, Non of you can change that.
pEACe!

all the same, Nigerian army have been doing their best,
they should keep it up.

thats how they roll

Perry you have three (3) abi? Heheheheh i knw you have the three qualities cause you are also beautiful.
Let me elaborate more on this....
My opinion ooo..
1) most beautiful girls are not always ready for marriage,
As in, they like to flex very well before b4 getting married.
2) most of them are not friendly, they wait for guys, to start up a convesion with them,
While the ones that are not that beautiful, ha! B4 you say jack, she will start asking you tons of questions, making you to like her, because she feels confortable with you( speaking 4rm personal experience...)
3) most beautiful girls have no respect, and they are rude, thus making it difficult 4 guys to opproach them...
And most of them are too proud of themself,
Even when you are married to them,
When there is problem, she can divorce you without douth, knowing fully well, that she can still get married with ease, why because, she is beautiful, any guy on the street can get attracted to her, fall inlove with her n eventually marry her,
On the other side, if the girl is not that beautiful, ha! she go think twice b4 she try am....
Now 4 d guy...
Among the girl u have dated or still dating,
Tell me the one that milks you the more?
They one that always proves how much she loves you?
The one that glintch on you the more, even when you , have made it clear to he that you dont love her.,
I know they are exceptions...
Nobody should crucify me ...

bright499: voted cast during governorship election was just for d candidate not for pdp. U will surprise during presidential election, jonathan is a goner.

then come 2015, we will see who runs faster....
Just for the records, david umar is from my local govt.... You guys tink we are fools to allow boko haram sympartizers to rule us, NAH

Olyboy16: Observation: PDP fans should get thier hands on deck and not celebrate. There is a popular strategy in the philosophy of war. It says "you can loose a battle, it stabs the enemy's focus on the real war. But, you should only loose a battle to win the war! The winner of the war rules the enemy and his booty!!".

In summary, Niger is a PDP controlled state. If APC can get that much vote..then i must say, its only a 'false-positive' and a loss for the PDP in view of the 2015 presidential election. It is infact a boost in morale for APC fans for them to have gotten that amount of vote. Plus it shows a very big potential of possible dislike amöng many citizens of Niger for the new government meaning they will definitely multiply in number and fight back by voting APC for the presidency, then, and IF APC gets to be victorious, it wont really matter which party the governor is to them as more APC legislators will be voted into the judiciary arm of the government meaning even the governor might get impeached at the slightest occurence of a mistake.

very good, now compare the vote PDP pulls during osun governorship election, n tell me what you think?
If PDP can pull such votes then that should give you an inside that, PDP can more votes from south west,
i dont like commenting on political matters...
Lets called a spade a spade,
apc can not win the presidential election...
stop dreaming......

mezebel: Had I known! I for collect the money PDP offered me in my own polling unit in LImawa...chai!

atleast i would have gotten my share

those of you calling this a fake news, will definately be shocked, when it happends....
To say the truth, one of the that will make pdp defeat apc will be the kind of candidate they present,
apc is dead on arrival,
buhari is running
atiku is running
kwankwaso is running
tinibu is also running


while in pdp
Goodluck is running
come 2015 we will see who runs faster...

incomplete list, add this..
www.nairaland.com/perry2020

perry2020: Kai sum ppl and funny comments sha.
Anyways my own opinion of a wife material is
1.a lady who can submit herself(she isn't too proud,neither is she boosy,she doesn't put herself above her husband and family)
2.a very understanding lady(sum one who understands u bcoz d key to a healthy relationship is understanding,when they understand each other some quarrels can be averted).
3.a lady who supports u and completes u(sum ladies have d ideology dat "it's my husbnds responsibility to do everything dats why he is d man"its shouldn't be dis way. a wife should be a helpmate not a liability.(take her out on a date tell her u forgot ur wallet n plead with ha to pay n c her reaction)
4.a god fearing lady
5.a smart lady and a lady who is very resourceful and independent not one who at just dating level is expecting u to buy cream,pad etc f u start now just get ready to do it forever.
6.a lady who knows how to be economical and considerate
7.a lady with good morals,very contented,not much of a gossip bcoz if she is much of a gossip my dear u are in trouble ooo.
8.a lady who knows how to improvise and multi task.
9.a lady with good personal hygiene and keeps her house clean,if she doesn't keep her house clean den how will she keep ur's clean. SHE MUST ALSO CARE FOR HERSELF PHYSICALLY so it won't be a matter of blowing up after marriage and u end up saying my wife is fat and I don't love her.
10.a lady who respect her parents and listen to advice.(if she cant obey her parents forget it she cant obey u. plus if she doesn't listen to advice whats d probability that f she does sum tin wrong and u advise her she would take ur advice and change.
11.a lady who is economical and has a very good saving spirit (this is a very important factor dat a woman must have coz some men spend too much it is d duty of d woman to call her husbnd to caution and try to impact in him d saving spirit incase of raining days)not the woman who spends all her earning on Brazilian hair.
12.a tactful and smart lady that can give her husbnd good advice when he needs it and encouragement
13.a woman who is string spiritually bcoz battles will always come. a woman is d bedrock of her home,it is her prayer that keeps her husband,and kids goin.
14.dis is quite important to some men. IF I WAS A GUY.SHE MUST BE A VERY VERY GOOD COOK COZ I LOVE FOOD AND VERY GOOD FOOD.( VARIETIES OF COOKING SKILLS AND RECIPE)the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If a lady cooks better for him babes forget ur nigga oo.
15.she MUST be ready to satisfy him sexually(dis is another thing i noticed that drives men away from home when she gives him 2 days in a week roaster AFTER Aff Pay bride price oo. And u expect him not to look out as a young man.
16.a lady who isn't promiscuous(if she starts acting bitchy while dating what's d probability she won't turn into a LovePeddler when u get married, now it's not only men that bring in hiv and stds even women do.
17. A lady who respects u,ur relationship and everything u value including ur parents and siblings.
18.a wife material must be matured aldoe age is just a number sum times,its abt maturity.Good communication is also very necessary.
19.make sure she is fun loving(picnic,games,strolls etc) if not ehennnn ur marriage will be so boring.
20.be a husband material before looking for a wife material.f u ain't a husband material don't expect to have a wife material

Hmmmm talking too much already. this ones are d basic sha,got to look out for all dis in a lady. standards and taste differ it's not compulsory she has all.

i wish i can change the topic to perry is wife material....
Mehn you have killed it!
One karma is to small for you....
I like all your comments....

lilprinze: Omisore should just accept defeat and stop disgracing himself and PDP he is not the first person and neither would he be the last person to lose an election. Buhari has been losing elections since 1999 so their is nothing new in losing election.

i love this, buhari has been loosing election since 1999BC he will still loose again, hehehehe
if you in suppot say haiiiiii

pdp doing their game, the way they are use to... Since 1960bc....

well explained, i'm in support of the move

holluwai: This man has just said nothing but nonsense!!! I don't get any explaination from this.

read again u will understand

GEJ TILL 2019 IF U SUPPORT CLICK LIKE.

my grand father knws better