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HealthRe: Ebola: Signs, Symptoms & Prevention Tips by pressplay55: 5:18pm On Aug 08, 2014
nice update, pls mode should leave this topic on front page so that alot of people will be updated on the preventing measures
PoliticsRe: Pro-jonathan Groups Shelve Rally by pressplay55: 3:15am On Aug 01, 2014
weda dem like am or not GEJ TILL 2019
GEJ TILL 2019
GEJ TILL 2019
GEJ TILL 2019
GEJ TILL 2019
there is notin, i mean NOTIN any body can do about it,
he will win and remain our president till 2019.
If u so wish for nigeria our country to change from its present state, u can go and buy ticket contest election and win, den change things de way u like.
GEJ TILL 2019
RomanceRe: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by pressplay55: 12:52pm On Jul 30, 2014
redgem: I hate it when some so called dudes brag about having sex with girls

I hate it when I cook and try pleasing him in the way I can and he doesn't appreciate it

I hate it when men take women for granted

I hate it when guys stink and are all sweaty and calls it sexy or masculine bla bla bla

I hate it when a guy thinks its abnormal to make breakfast for his lady when she's on bed

Part b coming up soon
PoliticsRe: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by pressplay55: 3:54am On Jul 24, 2014
ifeness: You thank God for saving Buhari,but why can't this God save 230 innocent girl? STUPIDD PRESIDENT!!!!
are u questioning God for not saving the 200 innocent girls?
Whalai, u are the most stu pid animal from the pit of hell!!
FamilyRe: Couple In Divorce Case Made Love Before Appearing In Court by pressplay55: 6:41pm On Jul 23, 2014
CuteCynthia: I don't see why they are divorcing huh I hate break-ups and divorces
1karma for you baby,
i hate divorce with passion.
PoliticsRe: Threat Of Impeachment Of APC Governors Suspicious –NLC Chief by pressplay55: 11:07am On Jul 23, 2014
mezebel: I guess u work as and in MAUMD(mortuary Attendant and Undertakers Management Department) because u reason like a dead man.
hahahahaha indeed d guy reasons like a dead man.
RomanceRe: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by pressplay55: 8:52pm On Jul 21, 2014
AmberQueen: My tots exactly...
Lol, that is were d dude got it wrong, he is not suppose to ask for it.
Take one step forward n she will succum to it.
RomanceRe: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by pressplay55: 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2014
MadCow1: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1564170_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Just Imagine the nonsense..

This is why I dont Negotiate sex.. angry


When I am ready.. I just blow my whistle and she knows its go time. angry Fhuck your not being ready or in the mood.

If you aint bleeding, then there is no acceptable excuse for why I cant get some. angry

Better lay down quietly and spread those legs, OR.. angry
now this is my man, 1 karma for you!
RomanceRe: Virgin's Forum by pressplay55: 9:14am On Jul 21, 2014
omoadeleye: am so damn shy to talk to a lady, i just wish i can have this sex one day, everytime there is opportunity for me, it dnst normally work out for me, you cant believe, i have finger a girl before, make romance to many girls, suck bosoms so many times, but i haven't see the opportunity to insert my joystick into them, i alws regret myself, i hope oneday am gonna av the opportunity. nd am now 20yrs old. nobody can ever believe me,
if u follow my steps, u will be able to bleep any lady that comes ur way.
PoliticsRe: 25 Pro-amaechi Lawmakers Defect To APC by pressplay55: 7:23am On Jul 17, 2014
Eldavido1: Don't be too sure. Cause I see him getting substantial votes from places such as southern kaduna, southern Gombe, southern kebbi and Niger and northern Christian dominated areas.
yes ooo we the northern christains will surely vote for goodluck, because we can not vote for a muslem boko haram that have been killing christains
PoliticsRe: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by pressplay55: 8:07pm On Jul 15, 2014
experimentist: Jonathan is a stuupid man and a shameless idiiot! OBJ you see the nonsense you caused this country abi! Jonathan must die!
is your father and all your family members that will die before next month, idot,
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by pressplay55: 2:27pm On Jul 08, 2014
MzMariah: That's why I say men are cheats. 98% of them are Dogs grin tongue
which breed is your father? *smh*
EducationRe: HND vs First Degree Battle Is Now In Court by pressplay55: 11:27pm On Jul 06, 2014
crixtex: Abia poly?? y not mention covenant poly... schools of copycat... Abeg i dey find babe for ur sch o, i b corper..lol
that was how DE students were ranting in my school hehehehehe last semester result really proved it, Now their mouth are shut.
We had additional 23 direct entry students, in my school, out of which only 4 made a good result,
EducationRe: HND vs First Degree Battle Is Now In Court by pressplay55: 11:01pm On Jul 06, 2014
ceeceeco: Universities are rated higher than polytechnics though, but i tink d polytechnic students are practically sound. I remember back in 2010, wen my uncle who's a lecturer @ IMT & ESUT gave me some exam scripts 2 mark, that was statistics, the IMT students performed beta than the ESUT students. The ESUT students found it very difficult 2 solve Chi-Square/correlation Analysis/Regression Analysis...#§mh#
where u dere wen d students were writn d exam or test? Did u see how dey conduct it?
See if i should register goat in some polytec , the goat will surely graduate!
FamilyRe: Is This Wrong? Married Woman Hugging Men by pressplay55: 12:42pm On Jul 06, 2014
Truckpusher: Like you rightly said in your last paragraph.....'' each to his own o''......I know women that'll skin their husband alive if they give attention to another woman no matter how innocent it is.At least Obama's wife demonstrated to the whole world how insecure women can be ,but you and your NL warriors will always paint almost any reaction from every man as being insecure but lemme also remind you that some people are plainly jealous and not insecure at all.

Finally, while you're thanking God for your kind of hubby, His fellow men and the neighborhood will always know that you're the man and him the woman. grin
thanks man, u have nailed!
PhonesRe: Win A Blackberry Q10 Phone From Glo by pressplay55: 9:22pm On Oct 02, 2013
WIN A BLACKBERRY Q10 FROM GLO FOR FREE JUST INPUT YOUR GLO NUMBER N CLICK SUMIT

http://micropage.opera.com/glo/ho1z2r315n.html
PhonesRe: Java And Symbian Users Can Now Download Any Jar File With Ease! by pressplay55(op): 3:13am On Sep 19, 2013
Damon03: The thread itself is misinformation . Symbian phones can download java files and even send java applications, so the op has got some wires crossed
the thread itself is not only for symbian phone, basically it was created to help java phone users..
Now talking about symbian, lets take for instance u were browsing free using operamini 4.2, 4.2labs pls tell me how u use to download jar files with opm4.2?
Music/RadioSk Boys At It Again And This Time Around They Are Doing It With Skelewu Haha by pressplay55(op): 7:33pm On Sep 18, 2013
Hello guys this is
getting serious how the same guys who
did the PERSONALLY REMIX (SEXUALLY)
which got over 6 million downloads in just
a week and to prove that this guys are not
sleeping after 2 weeks they just dropped
another controversial lyrics on SKELEWU
REMIX (CAMEROON) from superstar artist
Davido aka O.B.O is now going viral and it
is seriously trending on every social sites
and blogs worldwide DJ’s are loving it and
the clubs are going crazy this is really
amazing download & Listen Up.

Download it here

http://megass.com/data/file/7983/SkelewuRemixcameroon-mp3.html
PoliticsRe: Wike - We Will Frustrate New PDP In Rivers –wike by pressplay55: 10:49am On Sep 16, 2013
Captain Codes: Who is this please? Who are you? What do you know? If you don't know what to say, keep shut please. Don't divert from issues.
u were dey ask who arehuh?
Big mumu go n learn.. D event was held on sunday which is weekend
n its was held in his home town..
Common sense did not tell u that wike is not expected to be discussing ASUU matters with his elders... Be wise stop acting like all this fools, calling wike all sort of names, dey know nothing!
See pdp will resolve their crisis n dey will still win, stop fooling urself,
better pray for good governance.
#mumuNigeriansMoneyMonkers...
PhonesRe: Java And Symbian Users Can Now Download Any Jar File With Ease! by pressplay55(op): 8:43pm On Sep 15, 2013
Chris710: Poor response, 17 views, 1 comment. Well, it seems my generation is moving away from those kind of phones.
It's all about smartphones nowadays.
Java phones are really annoying.
u are right, but atleast we still have people who prefer java n symbian, since dey cannot meet up wit d high data consumption of andriod phones.
PhonesJava And Symbian Users Can Now Download Any Jar File With Ease! by pressplay55(op): 4:21pm On Sep 15, 2013
I AM QUITE SURE, AT ONE POINT IN TIME IN THE COURSE OF YOU BROWSING, USING OPERAMINI EITHER 4.2 OR SO... YOU CAME ACROSS AN INTERESTING GAME OR APPLICATION WHICH YOU WANTED TO DOWNLOAD AND IMMEDIATELY YOU CLICK ON THE DOWNLOAD LINK, ITS CLOSES YOUR OPERAMINI AND REDIRECT YOU TO YOUR WEB BROWSER TO DOWNLOAD THE FILE.
I kNOW HOW ANOYING IT WILL BE, NOT EVEN FOR THE FACT THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD THE JAVA APPLICATION OR GAME (THATS IF YOU WERE USING FREE BROWSING CHEAT, INWHICH YOUR ACCOUNT BALACE IS 0.00 FOR THE FEAR OF YOUR MONEY BEING DEDUCTED) OR THE INTERESTING PAGE YOUR WERE READING WHILE BROWSING HAVE BEEN CLOSE FOR THE SAKE OF DOWNLOADING JAR FILE.
FROM TODAY, NO MORE WOORIES AS THIS TOTURIAL WILL GUIDE YOU, ON HOW TO OVER COME THE ABOVE MENTION PROBLEMS...
I kNOW JAVA USERS WILL BE THINKING OF HOW FILE WITH .ZIP EXTENTION WILL WORK ON THEIR PHONE, NOT TO WOORY AS I WILL ALSO GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO USE AN APPLICATION KNOWN AS "SENDJAR" TO OVERCOME THE CHALLENGE.
FIRST AND FORMOUST YOU WILL HAVE TO USE OPERAMINI 4.2LABSHANDLER OR ANY 4.2 OR 4.3 AS WELL.
NOW ONCE YOU ARE BROWSING WITH YOUR OPERAMINI AND YOU COME ACROSS ANY JAVA APPLICATION OR GAME AND IN THE DOWNLOAD OPTION THERE IS NO DOWNLOAD AS ZIP, JUST PROCEED TO THE DOWNLOAD PAGE, UPTO THE POINT WERE ITS SHOWS "OPEN" DONT CLICK ON OPEN, PRESS # 7 AND THE DOWNLOAD LINK WILL SHOW UP, FOR INSTANCE YOUR LINK MIGHT LOOK LIKE THIS http://www.google.com/blablabla.jar BUT IN SOME SITE, THE DOWNLOAD LINK MIGHT NOT END WITH .JAR DONT WOORY, IT WILL STILL WORK, JUST COPY THE LINK... VISIT WWW.MEGASS.COM SCROLL DOWN YOU WILL SEE "RENAME FILE" CLICK ON IT TO OPEN, ONCE ITS OPENS YOU WILL SEE A TEXT FEILD BOX WITH http:// ERASE THE HTTP AND PASTE THE LINK YOU COPIED THEN SELECT YOUR PREFERED RENAME OPTION PREFERABLE ZIP CLICK ON "RENAME FILE" IT WILL NOW RENAME YOUR FILE TO ZIP, WHICH YOU CAN NOW DOWNLOAD WITH SAVE OPTION,
THEN LOCATE THE FILE IN YOUR PHONE AND RENAME IT TO .JAR (FOR SYMBIAN OR PC USERS OR ANY DEVICE THAT ALLOW RENAMING OF FILE WITH EXTENTION)
WHILE FOR JAVA S40 USERS THAT ARE UNABLE TO RENAME THEIR FILE
DOWNLOAD "SENDJAR" FROM MEGASS.COM OR GOOGLE IT, OPEN THE SENDJAR LOCATE THE ZIP APPLICATION OR GAME U DOWNLOADED SEND IT TO ANY CHINESS PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT WILL ENABLE YOU TO RESEND THE JAVA APPS BACK TO YOUR PHONE AND INSTALL IT. ENJOY IT!
PoliticsRe: Wike - We Will Frustrate New PDP In Rivers –wike by pressplay55: 4:13pm On Sep 15, 2013
Toktee: you are right,the bastarrrd is there not because he ix qualified,but as a reward for mobilising river people for jonathan,thats all.
ah! Thats how it is, have u forgoten d sayin: pikin were say him mama no go sleep himself no go sleep,
n i shouldnt be reminding u that Amaechi did work out frm the president as well...
PoliticsRe: Wike - We Will Frustrate New PDP In Rivers –wike by pressplay55: 4:07pm On Sep 15, 2013
yes! As far as amaechi is not in support of gej, ah he is bound to face frustration from all angles, we knw very well that amaechi have done well in his state... N we appreciate him for that.
GEJ for 2019 sure banger!!! Haters! If u go n hug buhari or atiku abi na buriti.

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