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EVIL!!!

I will slap JESUS into him/her.
Then I will get on my knees EVERYDAY to pray for him/her.

Dayum! Can't believe i wasted 1MB to read this joke...n anoda MB to comment

Oh girl i simply loved this joke. Hilarious kid. Thanks for making my evening.

As i was reading this, i kept thinking - i was/am never any of these...or was/am i? I think not...hopefully

Bottomline is that this guy is tired and wants to retire. The age thingy is just an excuse. Now you need to pull back, stop whining and let go. And its easy, just think of how much better you deserve.

So your reason for wanting to give him a chance is because he's a great Christian?
Seriously, that is an ill-fated reason to begin a relationship. Don't get into a relationship out of compassion or a desire to fulfil a principle please.

Lol. Good one

Ur joke no make sense. N u already know what u r.

Idiocy!

Toks2008: This is interesting.

I have been with my wife for 12 years and i had only slept with just one female asides her and that was when she left the marriage for months.

I told her anyway and i made her realize that but for her leaving i wouldn't even think of such. I guess she understood because for the first time after 7months of her leaving, she came around yesterday and it was a great experience and she never even allowed what i told her disturb her psyche maybe because she knew she caused it.

So i guess it depends on what led to it and not just about jumping into bed with another lady when your woman is always there for you,

@Toks2008
until u start taking responsibility for ur actions u r not truly responsible. Ur wife didn't 'cause' u to cheat. NO. U CHOSE to cheat.
Just wanted to point that out. Thanks.

Let me start by stating: There is nothing hidden under the sun.
Secrets have a fine way of rearing their ugly heads when least expected.
So he'd better tell me, then...prepare to die........ Ok so maybe I won't kill him but...

I don't usually do the hit and miss or who rocked it better thingy, but in the case I got to say Genevieve KILLED IT.
I'm all for slimness and all, but a little curve just makes things hotter.

What is really hilarious is the the obviously stupid questions. Reminded of an old cartoon series - Snappy answers to silly questions - or something to that effect. LOL.
Good one.
As a pointer though, no blood on set is ever real, even in Hollywood.

Because dem no want make you steal am. Answer from a fellow bank customer.

That is not the only protection given to phones by ladies. I remember hiding my handset under a stack of clothes as armed robbers attacked the place I lived during my service year, leaving myself to the mercy of the hooligans. And it was just a Bird slim phone lol

You want make the bobo slap im face for ground all in a bid to honour Michael Jackson abi? Abeg leave our Psquare for us o.

Oops! Commenting on the wrong thread. Pardon me people. Ah...quotes...right...err...I'll get back to you on that...........runs out of thread in mad haste

Na today! My advice to all who KNOW me - avoid my WAHALA!

Husband & Wife. I was say about 2yrs old and I was a no-nonsense, domineering, nagging wife who beat her husband (a tree in front of my granny's house) constantly. Ha if wishes were horses

Damn! U r ugly. But I bet there are some humans you are finer than

Poor baby, it is called Post Partum Depression. I didn't even know it happened to animals too, ha

What Facebook has joined together, let no olofofo put assunder, hehehehehe.
Congratulations and the very best of married life.

Is this a case of breaking the 11th commandment - Don't get caught? Or is the Nigerian Police out for change? We'll keep listening and watching as more events unfold. Such a pity for those two though.

AIT - My Eternal. Tales of Eve
NTA - This Life
RSTV - Just the two of us
STV - Tinsel. Seize the day.

Oops! Those are national Channels WTF OMG< I got no cableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is not love. She has not allowed this man to really rest in peace, that is not love. What she feels is a weak mother love borne out of her own self-love. There is a sickness in her though. They should have that man buried and allowed to return to dust from which he came.

These lessons are for those who believe their Pastors' words are literally "Out of God's mouth"
Believe me, that is not always the case. I can't even do half of the things there, who be slave to which man? African men like am well well especially here in Naija...control freaks!

shape 1
Introspective

Sensitive

Reflective

You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored.

This certainly looks like me, particularly the being alone without getting bored part.
I ended up wondering why that particular shape appealed to me though

WHY? So the devil can rear up his ugly horns? I don't think so. Exes are like your downloaded doodoo, they are meant to be flushed out. Finito!!!

CABIN

Ok na, sidon look na dog name