₦airaland Forum

Bluntguy:
So Lexus 300 and Lexus 350 na the same thing abi?

They don't look the same. What I'm seeing here isn't different from what I've been seeing for the past 6 years

Patosky4U:
Imo girls too the ugly and short like these


See the woman this guy cross seven seas go marry oooo

It is always the dream of every Afonja man to marry an Igbo lady no matter how ugly or badly behaved. Obviously the worst of Igbo women are 100x more preferable to them than the best available Yoruba women

helinues:
Is this an official message?

If yes, then we are expecting more SE politicians to decamp to APC as PDP is dead and finally buried in Nigeria

What makes the party? The name or the people in it? Isn't it absurd that you hate the name PDP and love the criminals running it?

pocohantas:
World leaders that matter take their time to react, unlike the president of the zu. Don’t mind me, just my own conspiracy theory.

Honeypie how are you doing?

Please, the place isn't yet a Chinese colony. It's not Zu... We call it Zoo

ValCon888:
Even at 50 I will still marry her.
Evening newspaper be damned.

Are you insinuating that our Nairaland resident Evening Newspaper Pocohantas is nearing 50 as well

SuperBold:
I'm south west as they come.... Yoruba first before others

You're a miserable liar!

SuperBold:
Supported...... But not just into south and North

We want West away from east/south

You're a Northerner... What's your business with West and East?

kokkubabboni421:
With due respect pocohantas, I’ve always been your number one fan. Don’t waste your time on people whose mind are still in chains under the disguise of religion. They think they’d make heaven. I can’t buy sympathize with them

Nairaland simp! This isn't a proper way to find your way inside a woman's legs. Do something useful with your life for once

pocohantas:
Babe, if you were born in China to Buddhist parents, would that make any sense to you?

Honeypie, you despise Christ as well

Ibadansun1:
On the other hand, Madame Ngozi is likely to become the first African to head the World Trade organization with the support of Biden.

The WTO matter would be settled tomorrow. Trump is still in charge until next year should he fail at the Supreme Court.

Ayemileto:
Na to go stake 2m against his initial stake sure pass now.

Odds don reduce. Bad business for him

cococandy:
good luck with that

Personally if he wins or loses (and he won’t win) it won’t make much of a difference in how I view the world henceforth. Apparently many of you will lay down your lives in support of evil people as long as they nurture the hate you have for people different from you.

Auntie, Donald Trump will win, even sleepy Joe knows that

Rugaria:
Giggs story get many k leg. Dude was married but was caught sleeping with his own brother's wife! Marriages crashed afterwards.. Very nice guy but seem to have a major flaw with women! Btw. , Many people don't know Giggs is actually black! His granddad is from Sierra loen

I don't know about his grandfather but I know his father is black

blasted12:
Oh they do. They just did so last week when they went on a rampage burning mosques in Nsukka and also attacking northerners in Rivers State. Your people are equally as violent as the northerners you accuse. Also if you're to kick out the herdsmen from the south, your people should be kicked out from the north too

So what all the panic anytime they talk about Biafra? Them swear for una? The Zoo is the only place on the planet where Muslims are forcing themselves to live with infidels

Uniique:
Haba bros be calming down na. Snakes hardly climb fence except maybe there's a tree close to the fence and if it manages to get in through the fence, getting out would be an issue

Are you for real? Snakes climb fences all the time. I've seen it countless times. Infact I've seen two snakes(different colours) hanging horizontally on the fence at the same spot and at the same time. How they were able to achieve that, I wouldn't know and what they were doing there together, I still don't know. The only thing is that I killed them both.

wizzie001:
I must confess this your sentence is so scary, i've made an effort blocking everywhere they could possibly come in through, but i think i need a dog already to alert of impending danger...

You don't keep dogs for the purpose of looking out for snakes. It's not their job. I've had one of my dogs bitten by a snake before and the only saving grace was that I was smart enough to suspect snake bite. It was late in the day. I called the doctor and he said he could only come in the morning. So I had to use my 6th Sense. I forced plenty of palm oil into the dog's mouth and hoped for the best. The dog was able to vomit some coloured fluid that night but was still in pretty bad shape until when the doctor came in the morning with the Anti-Snake Venom. I saw the invading snake the following day and killed it.

Back to the snakes... Make sure your compound is devoid of growing shrubs, weed and grass. Snakes are only comfortable where they can find places to hide. If there's nowhere for them to hide, they find their way out anytime they stray in... Once in a while, one of them will always stray in. You can't rule that out

ImmaculateJOE:
Nice one Sir..

What about Obigbo versus Oyigbo...?

Oyigbo is a recent invention. That place has always been Obigbo since Adam. The name change happened after the civil war.

wizzie001:
This has always been my fear sincerely, i've made an effort blocking every avenue through which they could come in, i always feel the lizards and squirrels climbs the fence, but does monitor lizard climb fence too?

Thank you, i will ask around for the chemical

Snakes are the most notorious fence climbers. They've probably been coming in and going out.. Just that you haven't seen them yet. Be on a constant look out for them. You can't have monitor lizards entering your compound at will and not expect to see a huge snake anytime. Considering your location, your house is in a high risk environment

Seerade029:
Interesting, pls what is the meaning of Wike and ezenwo in Ikewerre

Nnamdi Kanu is wrong on this one. Ikwerre is a dialect in Igbo language and the pronunciations are correct and also in order.

Central Igbo - Ezenwa
Ikwerre - Ezenwo

Central Igbo - Nwike
Ikwerre. - Wike

Most Igbo clans south of Aba remove the nasal (n) when pronouncing words that begin with (nw)... Hence you see words like Wabara for Nwagbara, Wakanma for Nwakanma, Wogu for Nwogu, Wachukwu for Nwachukwu etc

EmekaBlue:
Go man utd dey cross ball for ur broda ighalo...make una blend well

Meanwhile. Up CHELSEA 4 life

He should be crossing ball to the Man Utd bench where Ighalo has been permanently caged

LegendAnselm:
but u av to promise me that u wont post it online. And let it not frm u get to another person. If u do, let whatever i will do agaist u come to pass. Within 4 market days.

Please avoid that DSS criminal. I mean every word of it. He's DSS

RPG500:
08136854371

DSS agent. The young man should do well and avoid you

Eastlink:
Aturu awusa. You’ll receive a ban now as you no want get sense.

Na you go press the ban button?

Eastlink:
So you’ve change moniker Vanbonnatel. Aturu ohia! Is this how foolish you’ve become? Ngwa clap for yourself aturu IPOB.

You're a goat! Vanbonnatel ko, Van Der Ser ni!

Eastlink:
A Vanbonnatel with no gender can never tell an Nwafor his true identity. You are a fake Jew with no identity, except the one imposed by your Lord Kanu. While I on the other hand speaks boldly of my identity. So between both of us, who would people call fake?

An Nwafor No Igbo man will write that. Continue exposing your sorry arse

pocohantas:
If you stay in Lagos, you will know the traffic situation has been terrible lately, courtesy the protest.



Thanks

Auntie Poco why are you against the yoots?

TechyMm0:
We reject the Tax Collectors Party in Southwest

Ondo no be Abia State

Thank you!!!


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Yoruba Muslim Miscreants (YMM). The song has suddenly changed abi? It's no longer Aketi must go with his Igbo wife It's no longer Yoruba First Ladies in Yorubaland It's no longer bye bye to Aketi

Shameless hypocrites! Ndi Uchu!

aljharem:
Bleep him thinking you are disrespectful

This oga still dey Nairaland?

Agbebakun22:
Oga onuachu no dey Belgium league na midtjalland for Denmark he dey play for

My friend shut up! The way you people come to the public space to make categorical statements founded on ignorance is disheartening. Ordinary Google search would've saved you from this public show of ignorance

NgwalandAbia:
Nothing like that in Igbo, Otele.

You're definitely not Igbo. We all know. There's a reason why there are very few known Northerners on this forum. Majority of you are hiding under very funny names claiming Igbo or Yoruba

pocohantas:
Ask God to provide a job for you, I didn’t even say wife o- because that one go hard. Just job, so that you can have something sensible doing in that SS state you locked yourself unproductively. If people can know the elements behind troll accts, I bet they will take you lots less seriously. Join your colleagues in the ignored bracket. Bye

The Lord God of hosts says you're going to be my wife.... If only you can let go of your Kobo Kobo vain pride. The ball is in your court ma'am

pocohantas:
How did you feel typing that?
When you very well know your REAL age, just like I know mine . Stay here and be sending every (f) PM. When them no gree for you, na to dey follow them upandan like fly with your various alternates. You think NL is that anonymous? Hustle in your youth to avoid this kind nonsense.

Now my very own Pocohantas is going full ballistic. Is it an offense to ask God to provide a husband for you?