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[quote author=blueandbirds post=38547716]Bro abeg which secondary sch u passed out from? I for meet ur English teacher make I ask am few things, cus you jus killed someone wit ur grenade.. [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] [/q like uote]Google is there bro...what are you waiting for?

enieme:
lol at his.
she use jazz on u to say i love u bah?

don't just know how I fall into the crap

Blizzyblinkzy:
Who's fault ?
The lady fault ?

yes her fault cos its as if I was force into it

u need slap dude......six weeks pregnant?.....wen did she left you?

Blizzyblinkzy:
Why did u start it n d 1st place without putting tinx in 2 considerations?



What if d girl has fallen in love with you?
Na so una go dey break people heart

Not my fault

jemimaa01:
why do I feel like I've read the beginning of ur story in another post

not my post

I'm about to take a bold step, but I don't know if its the right one. I'm not sharing this just to seek anybody's opinion(nairalanders with insult) but to educate and teach guys out there on how to avoid such mistakes and step I have taken. Just as my mummy use to say, "anything you no wan chop, no taste am".

There is these girl I met at home when I came back from my predegree program late these year,she has has been given me that green light before I even went for the program.I just came back last three months and I don't just know how I fall into trap of that girl but I think it's because she can speak my dialet,so like play we started the relationship without puting some things into consideration.


My problem is not even her tribe but her religion, am a Muslim and she is a christian and have called an sit her down to discuss the issue with her because I dont want anything to affect my future but as girl she kip telling me bla bla that she has neva date any christian guy before,all the guys she has been dating are all Muslim an even she don't know why so I shuld wait that nothing will happen an she will become my wife 1 day.To cut the long story,she has been given admission to study in polytech an have been given admission to study chemical engineering in FUT an am 20 and I don't want anything to affect me and my studies.


The relationship is just 3month.Am I wrong if I quit the relationship..........[SORRY FOR MY ERRORS IN TYPING PLEASE]

Allah Akbar. May there soul rest in perfect peace

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mitcheww

I smell lieeee

funny pics below

japhmanuel:
I think you should go to the education forum, where you'll need help with your English.....jst sayin

.....I loved your brain,read the first and second line of the post...here is not for kid

kpolli:
https://www.nairaland.com/2572346/she-lied-me-virginity
For reference

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I Got A Problem With My Girlfriend, I Really Need Help

naija with different stories everyday. ....abeg hit me like pls

happy bdY

It’s general knowledge that a man would first
look at the physical attributes of a woman
before finding out her inner qualities.
While this is okay, these men in the long run
realise what they want because beauty doesn’t
cover everything.
One advice for the ladies: If a man is unable to
tell you why he wants to be with you or has
trouble pulling out a couple of specific character
qualities that makes you special to him then it’s
an issue. You need to bolt.
Courtnye of Blogher lists specific traits a man
should be able to see in the woman he loves
besides her beauty:

1. Your value: Regardless of whether you’re
dating, courting, engaged or married your
significant other should be able to clearly
recognize the value that you bring to his life.
Throughout proverbs, wisdom is characterized
as a female and in Proverbs 31 we see what
makes up an excellent woman or wife. In the
bible it states that a man who seeks wisdom
will be blessed, just as a man who finds a wife
is blessed. It also states that wise words and
wisdom are more valuable than rubies, just as a
woman of noble character is more precious than
rubies. I say this to make the comparison to
the value of wisdom and that of a noble wife.
The word wisdom appears in the bible over 200
times and we are told in Proverbs 4 that
obtaining wisdom is a principal thing; And
although the bible is speaking of wisdom,
verses 6-9 could seriously read as a guide-book
for having a very happy wife and hence life. If
there are so many similarities between the
attainment of wisdom with all its importance
and that of the rare and noble wife then it is
fair to say that you are quite valuable in God’s
eyes and should be in your significant other’s as
well. In 1 Peter 3:7 husbands are told to live
with your wives in an understanding way,
showing honor to the woman as the weaker
vessel, since they are heirs with you of the
grace of life, so that your prayers may not be
hindered. If a man does not show
understanding and honor to his wife his prayers
could be hindered. Meaning the way a man
treats his wife is directly correlated to the way
God treats his prayers! That’s just how serious
God is about the treatment of his daughters by
their husbands and truly shows the value of a
virtuous woman.

2. Your Irreplaceableness: In the middle of an
argument, I had an ex-boyfriend tell me that he
could go out tomorrow and find another ‘good
girl’ just like me. Aside from the fact that he
called me a girl, the comment made me cringe
because I felt like after all the time of us dating
my worth to him boiled down to the fact that I
had a steady job, was smart and pretty. Like he
could just go to the girlfriend store and tell the
manager ‘this one didn’t fit I need another one
of the same model’. His statement didn’t
encompa$$ any of the attributes that made me
who I was internally, it didn’t entertain the
uniqueness of my laugh, my penchant for
singing loudly off-key in the shower or my quirky
sense of humor, it only focused on the external
which in essence could actually be easily
replaced. Thank God for instilling me with
enough confidence to know that although he
may find someone else quickly, there was no
way on God’s green earth he would run across
another me. If you look at the beginning of
Proverbs 31:10, it begins with a question, ‘Who
can find a virtuous woman?’ Since it’s in
question form I immediately think that maybe
this virtuous woman isn’t so easily found and
while there are many, many women in the world
to choose from, this particular woman is
actually quite rare. We all have qualities that
make us irreplaceable to that special someone
and if we model ourselves after virtuous women
in the bible we become the one in a million that
God so highly speaks of. If your significant
other is unable to see how irreplaceable you are
maybe you need to take a trip to the boyfriend
store and get an upgrade!

3. Your equality: Granted, men and women have
very different roles within the boundaries of
marriage, the fact that the wife chooses to
submit to her husband as the head in marriage
does not make her input, opinions or
suggestions any less valuable or her role any
less important. In the bible it states that
women are the weaker vessels, but it also
states that the men are to honor her as a result
of it. Women are afforded the same salvation,
grace, forgiveness and love promised to men.
Galatians 3:28 puts it this way: There is neither
Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free,
there is no male and female, for you are all one
in Christ Jesus.

4. Your intelligence: I suppose one out of three
isn’t bad in Franco’s defense as brains was one
of his three B’s, but a man should love your
brain long before he’s made love to your body.
Dating without fornication is a great time to get
to know someone without the would be
distractions of physical $ex. I regret the fact
that I delved into $exual relationships with
boyfriends in the past because it got in the way
of us getting to truly know each other at times.
Hopefully, your mate enjoys having
conversations with you, hearing your points of
view and heeding your advice if it be wise.
Speaking from experience, if you have a long-
term mate that is constantly dismissive of your
views or rarely seeks your advice on pertinent
issues in his life you may have a long, hard road
ahead, especially if you decide to marry him. In
Proverbs 31 we see that the virtuous woman
speaks with wisdom, she is hard-working and
doesn’t worry during seasons of winter because
she was smart enough to prepare ahead of
time. I can bet she was one of her husband’s
main confidants and counselors as it tells us
that his heart safely trusted in her. So release
your inner nerd and let your geek flag fly, the
man meant for you will only love you all the
more for it!

5. Your God: A man who knows you, should be
able to see the God in you through your daily
interactions together and optimally, in turn, will
encourage growth in your relationship with God.
It could become extremely problematic if you set
your standards as a child of God and he
continually attempts to cross those
boundaries. If he constantly tries to get you
into bed, take things further than you would like,
speaks to you in a mean, harsh or vulgar way,
disrespects you or treats you anything less than
a lady he definitely doesn’t recognize or at the
most respect the God within you.

How many black dots can you see?

In a new chat Don Jazzy had with City People
magazine, the ace music producer and boss of
Mavin Records said that the don is in a serious
relationship and he went further to explain
what trips him in a woman and what qualities
potential ladies who want to snatch him away
from his girlfriend should possess.
His words after the cut:
When are you planning to get married?
That one I don’t know ooo. It depends, when
God gives me the right woman, I don’t know
yet, I have a girlfriend though.
How serious is the relationship with your
girlfriend?
As serious as serious can be.
What does it takes to sweep don jazzy off his
feet?
Just be real with me, I don’t like lies, if you are
real with me, we can blend, because I have
trust issues, so it depends on the weirdest
kind of truth you can tell me, I don’t want to
be thinking there must be something behind,
just be real, but physical wise sha, I like lepa
to bad.

No matter how ladies pretend about
hating s*x, they fantacize about it,
they wait for it; and look for it
because all humans are born with
primal s*x urge.
This is because in today’s
progressive society, ladies are
scorned for their choices especially
when it comes to keeping their
virginity, therefore, they all pretend
(both virgins and non virgins) they
are not interested in s*x at all.
Don’t tongue lash me cos I’m not
trying to say that every virgin wants
to get laid, but as a general rule, the
point is that sexual urge for intimacy
is a respecter of nobody (be ye a
Pastor and even Makinde.. Lolxxx
Having said all that, let’s get to
business
10 Categories Of Female Virgins
1. The “Reborn Babes”
These ones aren’t really biological
virgins but are virgins because they
have given their lives to Christ. Just
like a sinner who gives his/her
life to christ (old things are past
away )


2. The Manipulative Virgins
These ones have lost their virginity
but will use manipulative measures
just to deceive guys. They use vagina
tightening creams, alums and other
things to deceive guys


3. The Wedding Night Virgins
She actually wants to keep it because
of the belief that her husband will
love, respect and cherish her more,
not knowing that NOT all men
appreciate the gift of virginity. That
is very nice but it’s paramount to
know that there so many assholes
and irresponsible men out there who
may not even give a damn about
your virginity


4. The Crazy But Determined Virgins
She’s termed a spoilt brat because
she wears revealing clothes, goes
clubbing and leads any s*x topic.
Friends and family have bad
impression towards her but she’s
certainly a virgin


5. The Scared Virgins
She’s very scared because she has
read all kind of books and has also
been told about the awful pains


6. The Indoor Virgins
She still a virgin because her parents
are overly strict and she’s not
allowed to go out at her spare time.


7. The Mommy’s Girl
Her mother has deposited fear in her
that she will bring shame to the
family if she engages in s*x or puts
in the family way .
8. The Molested Virgin
She was molested at a tender age
and still considers herself as a virgin


9. Those Who Don’t Know Why They Are
Keep Their Virginity
These ones are virgin but they don’t
even have a good reason for keeping
it. Imagine for a second your bf asks
why you want to keep your
virginity ? And you reply, I want to
keep it
because I don’t want to contract
STDs, have unplanned babies or see
you go crazy ? Would such word not
feel like a slap on his face and leave
him feeling like a heap of
undesirable dirt

10. The Hypocrite
She doesn’t allow s*x to happen but
she allows cuddling, kissing,
smooching without leading to s*x. In
as much as her hymen has not been
popped, she’s still a virgin na
Nlanders kindly add yours
Have fun

how many triangles can you see?

Akpors and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like an image. The armed robber ordered for money but they did not have money, so d armed robber looked at d image, then turned to Akpors’ friend Ofego and said: Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur house, but you don’t have any money. Infact i’m going to destroy dis image. sets his gun, points at the image (Akpors) and was about to shoot.* Akpors: (screamed out!) Please dont shoot, I am d image of God. Armed Robber: So here you are, I have been praying to you to give me job but you don’t want to answer my prayer. Today, since i have d opportunity of seeing you, i will not let u escape. When you get to hell, explain to them why u did not want to give me a job. *about to shoot* Akpors: (screamed out again!) Please, please, I am d image of Akpors. I don’t want to die! One word for Akpors this time?

FruityLass:
oh yaa
Just peeping

Couldn't do it....am from a disciplinary home.

Not only those from decipline home those that dude....that a child play...mehn I rep my guys down here at mokwa 199tinxxxxxxxxxx......if am send to an Eran without that my car,I will not go

these pastor they vex I deh tell u,that catapult strong pass AK47

How Many Of You Did This? (See photo below)

When you are dating a stingy man........see the conversation below

When the teacher wants to teach more than one period in cla$$ [Photo]

SELLECT THE NUMBER OF PHONE YOU HAVE