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This is good news.

Can anyone with experience with Innoson cars attest to the quality of their cars? just curious.

Dyt:
nope
i wz readin a weddin proposal yesterday n i wz impress


mine doesnt v 2 go on his knees
i want 2 look straight up in his eyes
dey say d eyes dont lie

You want to look into the eyes to make sure he is for real lol

One of my dudes said he will propose to his girlfriend while standing up. I told him that it does not look right to ask someone to marry you while standing up. I guess I am traditional and feel the guy has to kneel down while asking.

You know that guys traditionally propose to their girlfriends on "bended knees." Say a guy stands up and refuses to bend down on his knee while he proposes to you, would you still say yes?

Replace the thermostat, for that may be the problem.

~Killz~:
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[color=#000030]You see why i call you fool? Now re read the emboldened words -your own words- slowly. Re read your first post on this thread about the similarities, then read the emboldened again. . . You see? You are a what? An egocentric  FOOL!  [/color]

Are you ashamed of yourself because I called you out on what you really are--a liar who manufactures facts just to prove his point?? If not show me the topics I recycled.

You are so much of a slowpoke you don't even know what you are talking about? You need to go and spend time with your boyfriend, gay arse dude.

And what does the emboldened words have to do with my similarities? Nothing. You are so much of a fool you don't know the difference between facts and opinion.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]LMAO!

Mad at you? Nah. Slap yourself for thinking your feeble words irk me! You are the one mad here. You refuse to accept that your thread is whack, lacks footing and relevance, dumb! Comparing girlfriends with pr[i]o[/i]stitutes is the job of an obscurant individual!

Now he is boasting of frontpage! Slap your dimwitted self again! Who asked you? Who gives a fcck? You felt like fanning your st[i]u[/i]pid ego? You are a what? A FOOL! [/color]

I am not boasting. The facts speak for themselves. I have no reason to be mad, but people like you have to be put in check. You are a bloody fool who thinks he is wise, which makes it even worse.

Like I said, if you are mad, go and hug a transformer. If there is none available, hang yourself.

If my thread is wack, then you can go on to the next thread. You don't have to concoct a lie or manufacture facts to prove your point. Bloody liar.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Shut up and agree that this thread is irrevocably DUMB! You keep recycling the same topics about pr[i]o[/i]stitutes/ girlfriends. Cant you impress yourself atleast? i.e Post something reasonable out of the blue. . . You keep baffling yourself with the same bullshit over and over. You slapped yourself yet?[/color]

You are a slowpoke. When did I recycle topics. Every topic I post is thought provoking and I never recycle any topic. I am not trying to impress anyone. I post based on real life, which is why many of my threads make front page. Morons like you who are not ready to confront reality are the very reason I post my topics.

If you are that mad, go and hug a transformer.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Read what you posted slowly and tell me why you dont deserve to slap your self. The last time i read bullshit of that magnitude was NEVER![/color]

Everything is bull shit to you. And all your ramblings that are replete obfuscated language that makes no sense. Or do you think you can impress us the way you impress your villagers with your incomprehensible sentences and phrases. Bloody illiterate wey think say reading dictionary na education.

25omega:
i guess it's my fault because i made the mistake to try to educate a cave dwelling troglodyte and his need to create a misogynistic post.

to that i say sorry

You are very funny. I don't blame you; I blame it on a decreasing testosterone and increasing estrogen. It is cynics like you who will call every pragmatic thread a misogynistic thread. Now how is this thread misogynistic? Idiot.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Another Nonsensical thread with pitiable unmitigated morose points. . . Bullshit![/color]

Now read what you wrote and see if it makes sense to you.

Dyt:
Dats a fyn name m0r0n

ok mukaila

freecocoa:
Its strictly biz yet you take them shopping and to eat?

Yup. There are different types of ashi, ms lady. Some of them provide the punny and still go out with you. Bottom line is that they know they have to service you at the end of the night.

I am not talking about only Lagos and Onitsha ashi.

In Brazil, they call those type of ashis programmers.

25omega:
because they too are someone girlfriend and if you feel this way about the women you run around with then someone else and you too should feel like that about them

The topic is about similarities and is meant for discussion only. It applies to your own sisters and nieces, I guess.

This thread is meant for discussion only. So quit acting like a woman wrapper and quit trying to score cheap favors from women here. It won't work; trust me.

Dyt:
SuckEr

mukaila

25omega:
poster

i wonder is you have sister and cousins a nieces.

how is that relevant to the topic?

freecocoa:
What are you talking about?

A pro*sti tute wants to be taken shopping?
Wants this and that?
Asks for cab fare?
Taken to eat?

Dude what type of prostitu tes do you patronize?I thought[b] prostituti on is strictly biz[/b]?

Yup. It is strictly biz. You entertain them, and they satisfy you. With girlfriends, you entertain them, and they may not satisfy you.

pussiedick:
In this jet world, u still dey use phone boot,  Mschweeewwwwwwwwwwww

You are lame. Do you know why I was using the phone? Or you are now running your mouth because Obasanjo finally allowed GSM in Nigeria and you recently bought a recharge card.

Similarities
They both cost you money.
They both are sometimes not reliable.
They both want this and that.
They both want you to pay for their cab fare to and fro when they come and see you.
They both want you to take them shopping.
They both want you to take them out to eat.


Differences
Girlfriend may give you a stable relationship.
Girlfriend nags in your hear.
You are more likely to deal with the girlfriend drama; you can always dispose of a LovePeddler quickly.

Feel free to add to the list.

All these confused ladies, self! If the guy asks you out and, upon rejecting his offer to take you out, he politely walks away, all you ladies would be the one saying that guys are too weak--that they giving up too easy. You all will be the same ladies saying no in the bed while pulling down your skirts.

If you are one of those ladies who does not get hit on by a guy in over a year, you will be one going to night vigils continually praying for God to remove a spell that one of your enemies has supposedly cast upon you.

Only Nigerian women would open a thread about how guys hit on them and blah blah blah. What is the big deal if a guy hits on you sef? You girls on this thread are acting like small girls who just saw their period for the first time or who just suffered a gush of excitement after being approached by a guy for the first time.

chines4:
You men of little faith, Juju for where, ask the guy very well he will tell u what he is paying for?

The devil is a liar

MRbrownJAY:
@OP
my I ask: what is he sending the money for?!

He said he is sending her money so that she can pay her bills. But it is becoming a routine.

thomasvl1:
and on your topic its not bad juju sounds like stupidity

What do you mean? Are you saying that my friend is just being stupid and that the girl is not using juju on him?

When I was growing up in Nigeria, I heard stories about how people used juju to attract the opposite sex. I heard about touch and follow, which, as the name implies, is a juju that would make the opposite sex follow you upon touching them. I have, however, never seen it work personally. I also heard about love potion, which many ladies put in the meal or drink of a man they desired. The man, upon ingesting the love potion, would forever desire the lady whose name the herbalist programmed in the love potion. There was also the love scent, which supposedly would make a man follow that woman like a dog follows its master.

My people of Nairaland, do you know anyone who has used the juju? Or have you personally used it yourself? If so, does it work?

The reason is that one of my friends (who is extremely stingy) just returned from Nigeria. He told me he met a girl while he was there. Anyway, to go straight to the point, he has been sending money via Western Union to this girl almost every week since his return. He wires her at least $500 on each occasion, and he has sent at least $3,000 to this girl. I saw the picture of the girl on facebook and she is not attractive. My guess is that this girl is using juju on my friend. I have advised to go church for prayers so that the Holy Ghost can remove this spell on him.

onila:
Nigerians the most educated immigrant group in the United States

that sounds more like the United States's contribution to the world

I also beg to differ. I think Indians are the most educated immigrant group. Nigerians, perhaps, are the most educated black immigrant group, if not among blacks generally.

Nollywood--movies, proliferation of African culture

Music

yahoo yahoo

internet scam

we supply prostitutes to Italo, Germani, and southern Europe

I guess the post is directed at woman wrappers and desperado boys who need to lick yansh before they can catch a woman

.NET:
NEVER!

1. Food prices are increasing everyday. I hear babies consume (at least) 2 tins of NAN or SME Gold every week.

2. Fuel price has just been increased from N65 to N97.

3. LASU has just increased their school fees. (Imagine if I have 5 kids from each woman; and 4 of them attending LASU University at the same time) E gba mi o!

4. Imagine my kids fighting and killing themselves when I'm old. This is about to happen already in my father's marriage. I wont let it happen in mine.


Once I tie the knots with her (Peace), it's for life abeg. I don't want High Blood Pressure o jare.
.NET

but you go play outside match abi