₦airaland Forum

sweetilicious:
If only you can comfortably stay in the booth

Chai...this one pain me o for left somewhere Soo that is how it is eehn? Is that where men put you in their car? No wahala, I go put you for roof or tie you on top bonnet

Yes o. But its easy to learn if one visit niaja forum like NL long enough.

bknight:
Nigerian Police and their high affinity for yahoo-boys is a problem that needs to be addressed

Maybe they need to collect their share of the hustle. Better to stop yahoo boys because of the yahoo + leading to too much ritual killings .

Without trying to sound facetious, this can be his biggest motivation.

WORDWORLD:
I like your comment. You have spoken intelligently.



You see, all this unnecessary noise about Jubril a look alike as Nigeria's President and believed by some only shows a SELF DECIEVING PEOPLE WHOSE BRAIN IS UP SIDE DOWN INSIDE THEIR HEAD.

With your example of Messi look alike. Except INSANE, we know very well that no coach will field a Messi's exact look alike on a football pitch to impersonate Messi. He will only be fooling himself, not his colleagues nor spectators because he can never ever Play like Messi no matter how much he may look like Messi.

SO, HOW COME THE PERSONALITY TRAITS OF THIS 'JUBRIL OF SUDAN' IS EVERYTHING BUHARI?!

Are people just being amused by this joke or they are just STUP!D raise to power 10?

Assuming I am your look alike and am brought to your home to impersonate you, an IMPOSTER. Do you know how like an ID!OT I will be behaving because I will have to be asking questions which ordinarily you will not be asking because I am alien to that environment and your way of life?

SO, WHEN THIS 'JUBRIL' NOT CLONED BUT A LOOK LIKE BUHARI IS ASKED TO SIGN DOCUMENTS, HIS SIGNATURE STILL TURNS OUT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE BUHARI'S. HOW CAN A PEOPLE BE THIS STUP!D?!

Anyone can learn anyone's signature in mere days..

Alajiki:
Your grammar is bad. What's the use of that between

That is to go complete the grammer na. Which school you go sef. How that sentence go take sweet without that between there?

So he was expected to say "am a clone of Buhari". Who did this to Nigeria sef?

naijjaman:
They came to him but must they make donation. Donating to his church is not by force.
He should thank those who openly made donations and respect those who didn't feel like doing so.

Our religious leaders are giving the church bad names and taking things to far.

In two days now he will start spraying curses on those who criticized him for such so take it easy o

When we kept saying that the brand of top pastors in Nigeria are way too focused on coercing people into parting with cash it sounded like unnecessary criticism but look at it na. Everyday bringing ridicule to the lords institution. The worst part is if one want to candidly correct them, they will start laying curses on the people and their fanatic members will not let one be.

If Jesus or apostles went about demanding money from politicians the Christianity for die a natural in Isreal and for no reach Nigeria for them to use to exploit the people. Now this one is soo used to political donations, he thinks its his right and wants to curse one who is not complying. By the time they lay curses on everyone, i wonder who will be contributing.

eyeview:
Peter obi asked that they meet behind closed doors but mbaka insisted that he must announce it. For over eight straight minutes, mbaka was trying to force him to make a public donation, when obi wouldn't yield he started threatening obi not to allow him make some negative pronunciation against him and Atiku's candidacy.
Obi has shown that he is a principled man who can't be cajoled or forced into an emotional blackmail by a fraudster

When Atiku choose him out of the lot, then I knew Atiku knows a good man when he sees one. Well, he has to as a businessman otherwise em business for don fold. Soo if Atiku handles the country and gets the country wrong it wouldn't be for lack of knowledge (because he, Atiku, know things both good and bad) but for some other reasons.

It's best the best from every region goes to the centre. Obi is arguable the best the east has to offer, same for Atiku. Best to select best from SW as SG. Load best of SS and MB in the government too soo the country can kick off. But then.......

HeyCorleone:
Idiots before me said Freeze is looking for attention. How?

There was a time the Catholic Church, which I'm a proud member of btw, placed[b] so much emphasis on indulgences. It was said that purchasing such would gaurantee the remission of a soul in purgatory to heaven.[/b] This was the belief until Martin Luther challaged it. Luther was called names. You think y'all insult Freeze? I laugh. Luther was called all sorts. He was condemned by a number of clergymen. But you know the remarkable thing? The church granted him attention. Debates were held (that's why it's stupid to say "carnal mind can't understand the things of the spirit blah blah blah. You should be able to argue things out). Luther went from city to city trying to prove his point.

But perhaps the most astonishing thing is the very thing Luther fought against has found its way into Protestantism, a sect he established, which the Pentecostal church is an offshoot of.
It is producing Uber rich pastors and financially and intellectually poor members. Members who are scared to hold a contrary opinion to their pastors. Members who don't think for themselves. Worst of all, members who feel that you have to deposit with God a certain percentage of your income for Him to bless you. That is so preposterous. God blesses everyone. Don't we have rich atheists?

If you think God would do more for you because you give him a percentage of your income, then you're under a delusion.

Freeze should fire on. I'm solidly behind.

Come and tell me how you became a Jew or your pastor, a Levite, since you don't read your Bibles well.

Now, thesame problem of greed is manifesting in form of demanding for payment for blessings. May God help us.

Trustee1:
You're as blind as the followers of Muhammadu Buhari, so in dirty mind God needs your 100 naira to spread his word? I just pray you'll be next to freeze on the line to hell.

Quote Bible Quote even if nah the one your pastor quote las just quote atleast.

AngelicBeing:
Chai

Which kind pic be this na

This same Mbaka again wetin Buhari give this man chop sef?

Eberechi24:
I will fix him later. Lemme deal with globe first

If you need spare parts ; Grey matter, cerebral tissues, oblongata materials and sensiliin don't forget to contact me o na me book you first I go reduce money for you based on who you be to me. Infact I will refer more customers for urgent brain fixing to you going forward.

Eberechi24:
Am on mission to fix your brain

Lol. Fix that of the poster below too oo. Is like he forgot his brain in his bathroom.

This one who supported Buhari then. Has she apologized na to blow plenty promise like Buhari? Ask how now and watch her gaggle. Well let her be there to represent women before they will men are oppressing them.

Zamantu:
When I read posts like this sometimes I feel like why did this not happen to me when I was still in school?

Chai... are you not well?

josephcletus:
As a matter of fact, those set of people mentioned would still have traces of corrupt money.
Is it the doctor who billed 150k instead of 15k to save life that would donate 100k and still say he is "serving God"?

or the Politician whose main focus is to give his Generation assurance of millions ?

or the lawyer ?
Law wetin sef ? mtcheew..... let's not even go there


soldiers ? Soldiers that joined because of the unemployment rate in Nigeria ?/

Even the " Church of Satan " has elites and influential people there. ..

It's a case of misfocus and mis-priority. But some peoples brain have been programmed over tiime to work like that in defense of something very simple - clutching at straws and yarning dust.

josephcletus:
talk well said. I'm not struggling with comprehending my faith. The problem is, Those who are called to serve aren't doing "enough" to justify their presence in the ministry. That is all I'm against. It's happening everywhere, even in my own christian community, and funny enough, most persons aren't condemning the evil done by these men.


These self acclaimed men of God turn themselves into the centre of worship/attraction, such that they pull the greatest crowd in their "once-in-a-month/yearl" program l, without emphasizing on the need for the small basic community worship

Also, they STARVE the children of God with his word. By so doing, they act like all is well and preach on what they aren't suppose to discuss at all, leaving out the basic. That is why we are adopting new systems in our church..... And there came a man of God who was trying to point out that "Abortion" isn't a sin....

Please, if you are not preaching and you wish to support those who are, STOP SUPPORTING IF YOU SEE THEY HAVE ENOUGH. Someone who doesn't have a tricycle of his own (with all due respect to those who hustle legitimately with "keke", God bless our hustle one day) is supporting someone with a private jet with all is last card ?


your bank account reads 5k, you are supporting someone who is worth millions of dollars ?


you close your shop for 3days in the name of camping, that won't stop their account from reading "+".

If you can't live just the way Christ did, then don't call yourself a Christian. That is my point

You have said it all only ...plus.... and they have the guts to push peeople to a government they know very well is more interested in themselves if they(the people) cough the wrong way while asking them (the church) to do the Christianity as it was and written.


Infact i wont comment again due to this your post being enough for whoever cares to understand.

lele007:
"Stop using the name of our lord.." Lol. Did he complain to you? Why don't you go and help those poor you are so concerned about, or is this your ranting feeding anybody? Or you expect someone else to help the poor for "our" lord? Lol.

Change !!! Or read what Christ preached, apostles did and missionaries did and weep. Free the sheeple and stop deceiving them with cherry picked Bible verses in the name of our Lord. There is hell!

lele007:
See, when I got newly born again I had my issues with "religion" and stuff, it's normal.

But I had to ask myself this: if I don't join a church so that my offerings and tithes can support the gospel, how am I better than all the people whose offerings and tithes brought this gospel to me? And you know complaining never solved anything.

The last thing Jesus emphasized when he was leaving was "Go and preach" If we are not preaching the least we can do is support those who are. Anything less comes from the devil my brother. Jesus said, "he who does not gather with me, scatters"

Thesame Jesus also talked about pulling down the wrong Church and old ways to make a right one. Above all, not just picking his last message, Jesus emphasized giving out to the poor on a mega scale and the apostles regularly shared out almost entire contributions to the poor to that and didnt gather for themselves. Are we not even reading thesame Bible?

josephcletus:
You are on point. Seriously

Those people follow gallivant and elect Buhari sef...

tamethem:
You failed woefully in your quest to mock the Church.

Before you call any Christian Sheepple, you need to ask yourself some question and be sure you are sincere in your answers. Of course your likes are never sincere people, because either by crook or crude you must win every battle you wage on Christians.

"Sheepple" according to the usage by the one who started it Freeze, means gullible Christians.

Gullible according to the dictionary means deceived and it could mean foolish also.

Now who are the foolish?

If all the members of Winners for exampled are foolish then does it make sense to think that the multitude of winners comprising of different cadres of people worldwide are gullible or Stupid. Among them are Lawyers, Judges, Professors , Engineers, Politicians of high caliber. Soldiers etc etc etc. (Right thinking people).

Would it make sense to say millions of these people are gullible people? Stupid people who are being deceived?

It is only Stupid to call these Christians Gullible. If you say you don't understand why they do what they do, it is accepted, but to call them gullible is Pure Senselessness.

My guy the truth of the matter is there is something unique about Christianity that only , I mean only Christians understand. And that simple thing is the reason why they will give and give and give without looking back at the Critics of their actions.

Take a trip to these Churches and see that the people you call stupid or foolish are Happy , Radiant looking people, Comfortable people who are from different languages and cultures of the world.

They are not retched like you guys portray them. Fleets of Sleek Cars are parked at the Car Parks of these Churches at every service. Their selfless giving has no negative effect on them. Attend the services and see Joy unspeakable in the Church. [/b]

Is this Staged every service by everyone?
Oooh No! It can't be!

About the poor among them?

Oh Yes! There will always be poor people in the world and the church too is part of the world.

Jesus said in the Bible " The poor you will always have among you" He knows there will always be poor people in the church, The poor widow who Jesus commended was truly poor and yet she gave an offering.

As beautiful and well organized America , Canada, France and other civilized Countries are, there are still poor people among them , in fact people so poor that they don't have a home. Homeless! Beggars!

So what's is so special in poor people found in the Church?

Is that the reason why Offerings won't be taken again?.

Is Church offering taken by force?

So what now makes the people gullible?


Finally you and your likes are suffering from a disease called "Christianophobia"

Its defined as darkness' fight against the light .

You will always find fault in every action of the Church even if all Churches today announce that Tithes and Offerings are stopped till eternity. You guys will still find something negative to say about the Church. It is not New. Jesus Himself confirmed that there would be persecutions and your actions are part of it.

My advice to you and your likes is go get a life!

We enjoy our gullibility as long as it pays us , it gives us joy, we don't lack any good thing by giving. And we will continue to give and build Church Domes. So wail from now till eternity we continue to give. Na our Money, It should not be your headache and if it is, it has no other name but Madness.

If spending my money is your headache. It is called Madness.

Being doctor, Lawyers, Judges, Professors , Engineers, Politicians of high caliber. Soldiers etc etc etc. "(Right thinking people)" does not automatically imply they cant be socially gullible and irresponsible. When a Russian came to Nigeria with MMM was is not those you mentioned that patronized them and got duped too?
Infact there is a threshold which many in the academia gets to and starts losing touch with reality thereby becoming delusionally bent due to dealing with utopic hypthesis for too long.


Also, go to the rural arears and see that members are wretched.

Being poor or helping the poor is not a big deal abi but Jesus emphasized so much on that. To even say that shows how out of touch you are with Christly orientation. You read where Jesus said in the Bible " The poor you will always have among you" He knows there will always be poor people in the church,...but you didn't read what he said and implied should be done about and for them as a primary function of the church and you think you are wise. How can I blame you, cherry picking Bible verses for selfish purpose is what you learnt practically from your pastors so what else is expected of you and others like you to manifest in the society?


Those countries you mentioned had their Churches doing same things we advocate here for so long (even now) even towards other continent that it became imbibed as a culture in their citizens reducing their level of poverty as their people manifested similar orientation when in government. Copy capitalism without the complimentary orientation and culture inculcated in the people by their brand of Christianity to give the capitalism a humane face and expect society to improve. Una phony. Well, from all you wrote, I guess una brand of Christianity is mainly of/for individual selfishness not necessarily improving and impacting society. To make black individual set iselfishness aside embrace society enhancement ideology is like separating goat and yam.

Enjoy your self imposed gullibility but as long as its done in the name of our lord, we will always speak biblical truth to power if e pain you and them, they should rename their Church to club so we know the true Christians. Stop using the name of our lord for personal churchprenorship.


Even politicains and political assembly have a showcase of flashy cars; look are Happy , Radiant looking people, Comfortable people who are from different languages and cultures of the world and what have you. If that is mainly what your church is about then we dont know its difference from political parties.

Homeboiy:
After all the friendly matches that SA, GH, and co played

Naija still go carry the cup without playing friendly games

shame on Others

People wey good and God bless full there na but they escape this this time better preparation needed next time.

Maybe naive.

WaffenSS:
1. Just because he "invested" his loot doesn't make it legitimate, nor him any less a criminal

3. He didn't invest in Nigeria because he gives a shiit about the economy, he invested to make even more money from the money he stole.

Ok for No 1 agreed but which of them no loot in a position to loot? Don't misconstrue that am suppprting looting o.
No 2 partially agree because both my point and yours are true. So doesn't my point on that make him different from some others?

helinues:
Only for their selfish reasons . But Obi is still better than all of them together.

SE shouldn't let APC deceived them about 2023. It is a promise they can never kept.

Abeg which of them no dey loot? One use his invest and employ because he recognized the economic potential of Nigeria and how to utilize it while some others dont.


Does Atiku have the know how to make things better especially economically and in combination with his deputy even compared to those SE governors? Can that be the focus?

helinues:
Only for their selfish reasons. But Obi is still better than all of them together.
SE shouldn't let APC deceived them about 2023. It is a promise they can never kept.

No be lie.

salford1:
In my church. That is exactly what we do. Gave majority of our donation to feed the poor in Africa, Asia and South America. However my church is not in Nigeria.

Wow this is beautiful and in line with true christianity. Now people (even government people) will see you are different from the world and seek to learn and improve.

Really commendable. Some churches, though few also tow that part in Nigeria. Last sunday in one of the church, I heard, it was about donating to HIV patience and for pastors welfare since many pastors dont have the chance to run a business as they have to attend to members when they call. All members responded to the call gallantly without telling them to go meet the government like is usually the go to response of some members of some other church.

Its phony that one has to go out of his way to explain such a concept to even most of the church members in Nigeria as its such an alien idea to them because most of their pastors skip the part of giving to the poor as a matter of priority and church responsibility even though it was soo infancized in the Bible. How about establishing a branch in Nigeria where your kind of christianity will be practised? It will really help to shine the light so people see what is obtainable in saner climes by people dedicated to helping people as a matter of culture and not waiting on government first.

If only the churches in Nigeria will have that kind of sense and imbibe the concept you practise there wont be need for you to contribute to feed Nigerians as their contribution will be enough to extend to even other African nations. Its a big shame and pity that whites will be cintributing to feed Africans while Afticans will be contributing to pursue their leaders self aggrandizemenr goals and be pushing them to blame government even blame whites sometimes for their hunger without making it a top priority like you do to alleviate their poor state. I dont where they learnt such irresponsible self centered brand of Christianity from as they cant sensible put the blame on the Bible on apostles or on missionaries. Such a shame on blacks Church leaders others are contributing mainly to feed their flock while they get their flock contributing mainly to build auditoriums. I wonder who will feed their flock if others stop contributing mainly to feed them aha government! I wonder if they want people to blame government for the Church little comparative sense of responsible towards their fellow blacks and contributors. And how that is sensible to them for people to blame government for the church failure to do as you wrote.

Please also pray for a better humanitarian heart for black church leaders soo they become more responsible and people oriented and stop acting like the irresponsible politicians (whom they push the people to) towards the people after collecting the peoples tithe and contributions.

The glaring thing is, because there isnt much attention towards the womens team since, players selection is mainly by merit hence we find lots of igbos there and the team is winning a lot but once this changes and they bring in ethnicity beyond merit like in many other areas of Nigeria, sidelining igbos in the process, failure ensues. Where ever igbos gather blessing follow.

Argue this with google and your left thumb inntead of quoting it to type nonsense.