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Romance / Re: Need A Logo And Ad Banner Done For Your Business? by Prof0fficial: 11:59am On May 26, 2020
QUALITY ID CARD DESIGN AND BULK PRINTING 100PCS IN 1HOUR. CLONING 1500-2000 DEPENDING ON COMPLEXITY OF DESIGN
Romance / Re: If You're SHY & Don't Have Confidence To Approach Girls – These 3 Tips Will Help by Prof0fficial: 6:39pm On May 24, 2020
best way to achieve confidence is to achieve success...no tricks no rules
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Bumped On Your unclothedness? by Prof0fficial: 3:05pm On May 24, 2020
if a woman could get all attention from all the Men in the world then she wouldn't be needing sex.

IF a man could get all the sex from all the women in the world then He wouldn't be needing attention.

let the Trade begin�
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Wicked, Foolish, Evil, & Heartless Creatures I Have Ever Seen by Prof0fficial: 2:42pm On May 24, 2020
women aren't that Bad...Just know how to win their game that's what makes you a Man
Crime / Re: NDLEA Discovers ‘First-Ever’ Indian Hemp Oil Lab In Lagos by Prof0fficial: 10:32am On May 24, 2020
we are still in business
Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by Prof0fficial: 10:56pm On May 23, 2020
Thread owner is liable to have difficult times with men. Loosen up
Family / Re: Marital Problem by Prof0fficial: 10:41pm On May 23, 2020
don't marry the new man yet continue the friendships and no official marriage till its more obvious you are his wife.
I can't imaging a man cry because of woman its a sign of desperation and dangerous emotion. a man is not supposed to be too emotional over choosing a partner such emotion doesn't guarantee a long lasting marriage. its a red card.

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Car Talk / Re: Efficient And Reliable Car by Prof0fficial: 5:24pm On May 23, 2020
Toks or Naija used. Hyundai i10, Toyota Yaris... budget need upgraded to 1m-1.5 for toks
Family / Re: Is marriage worth it?I urgently need your advise. by Prof0fficial: 11:41am On May 23, 2020
... female lawyer who can tolerate abuse... nice premise to your favour. let's hear from the defendant

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Romance / Re: Three Ways To Come Out From The Lockdown by Prof0fficial: 11:09pm On May 22, 2020
sure bet
Romance / Re: I Contracted HIV From This Girl From Nairaland(pic) by Prof0fficial: 11:07pm On May 22, 2020
help me meet my target
Romance / Re: Never Compliment A Woman by Prof0fficial: 10:57pm On May 22, 2020
nice strategy in business
Celebrities / Re: Itel Mobile Unveils Olamide As Brand Ambassador by Prof0fficial: 10:35pm On May 22, 2020
we are phone freak
Romance / Re: How Would You Interpret This Photo?please by Prof0fficial: 11:39am On May 22, 2020
nice shot
Health / Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Considers Discharging Yet-To-Recover Patients - NCDC DG by Prof0fficial: 11:13am On May 22, 2020
"The Dead are getting Tired of Sleep"...
Health / Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Considers Discharging Yet-To-Recover Patients - NCDC DG by Prof0fficial: 11:12am On May 22, 2020
"The Dead are Tired of Sleep"...
Romance / Re: Supplement For Guys With Small Dicks.. by Prof0fficial: 10:57am On May 22, 2020
ChizzyBuna:

If you take overdose then you get the side effects.. that's why you read the label of the drug. paracetamol has side effects too lmao
Unless you are stupid you take more than required dosage then side effect will kick in
Guess what?? Water has side effects
When you drink too much of it too
So what's your point??
When you abuse anything then you start to see the side effects


regardless of abuse...long term/ continuous usage may result side effects. many sexual enhancement drugs is also good for high blood pressure patients as it contains mostly common ingredients one of such as (sidenafil)so over time u need to be checking your BP level to be sure it's not getting low either, because low BP is even more dangerous. you are advised to visit your doctor once in a while to run some checks. BP etc. thanks
Romance / Re: Do I Need To Worry About This? by Prof0fficial: 10:47pm On May 21, 2020
women can't be owned. learn to invest everything u can in a woman but spare your emotions
Romance / Re: For Guys That Cant Wait To Get Married To An Igbo Girl. [see Pictures] by Prof0fficial: 10:37pm On May 21, 2020
this shouldn't be a surprise...I have 3in one list here now. that's why ibos marry at mature age
Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Prof0fficial: 10:20pm On May 21, 2020
when you expect the worst from best people there will be no surprises

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Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Prof0fficial: 10:20pm On May 21, 2020
[quote author=icetrimz post=89705900]I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??


when you expect the worst from best people there will be no surprises

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Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Prof0fficial: 10:15pm On May 21, 2020
when you expect the worst from best people there will be no surprises
Family / Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Prof0fficial: 9:15pm On May 21, 2020
scout with ur coursemates its common in school. or do u depend on free food. call ur parents for money. once there is money on ur pocket u can scout with any of ur coursemates. don't be weak oo

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Family / Re: Doctors In The House Pls Help by Prof0fficial: 8:51pm On May 21, 2020
pls eat more protein, vegetables and fruits cos too much medicine will also drain ur blood. soya beans, pure honey, wen u get off this eat garlic to boost immune system
Celebrities / Re: Billboard Features Davido, Tiwa Savage And Mr Eazi On Its Cover (Photos) by Prof0fficial: 8:29pm On May 21, 2020
trending
Crime / Re: Salman Hassan Stabs Husband To Death In Bauchi Over Sex (Photos) by Prof0fficial: 8:21pm On May 21, 2020
be wise and cautious with unbelievers
Romance / Re: 50-year-old Woman Who Looks Like A Teenager Breaks The Internet With Her Photos by Prof0fficial: 6:32pm On May 21, 2020
Diet*
Romance / Re: WTF Girls In My Area Attitudes Towards Guys by Prof0fficial: 6:12pm On May 21, 2020
Environment moulds character
Romance / Re: Pantylines: A Turnoff Or Attraction? (mature Discussion) by Prof0fficial: 6:09pm On May 21, 2020
Dress how you like to be addressed

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Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Guy by Prof0fficial: 6:05pm On May 21, 2020
the biggest mistake is not expecting the worst from people

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Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Guy by Prof0fficial: 6:04pm On May 21, 2020
biggest mistake is not expecting the worst from people
Romance / Re: Mimienudles Is The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland I Will Marry Her Someday by Prof0fficial: 5:59pm On May 21, 2020
beauty is work

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