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Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Mom Is F**** My Husband To Be (Please Advice Me) by Prof0fficial: 6:09pm On Aug 26, 2020
17+20 is 37
17+21 is 38
17+ 22 is 39
I know a 21 years old girl and her mum is 39 and attractive.
so it can happen.
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Mom Is F**** My Husband To Be (Please Advice Me) by Prof0fficial: 6:08pm On Aug 26, 2020
17+20 is 37
17+21 is 38
17+ 22 is 39
I know a 21 years old girl and her mum is 39 and attractive.
so it can happen.
Romance / Re: I Have Fallen For Him But I Don't Know How To Tell Him by Prof0fficial: 6:01pm On Aug 26, 2020
Now you've got to do the Chase! that big task u enjoy from him..
Romance / Re: My Husband Is Being Unreasonable by Prof0fficial: 5:47pm On Aug 26, 2020
hmmm I'm sure you'll clap for your husband if he tells you he wants to visit a female friend he likes.

if am your husband I will demote you to my 5th wife.

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Family / Re: Monitor Your Home Through Your Mobile Phone App (photos and video) by Prof0fficial: 4:31pm On Aug 26, 2020
please how does it work.
explain step by step.
how do I access it from a very remote location does wifi travel very far
or does it use internet how?
Romance / Re: A Shy Girl Though In Her 20's by Prof0fficial: 11:20pm On Aug 25, 2020
you are a learner on the passenger side of a Learner with capital letter "L"
Romance / Re: Being Pretty Is A Curse Becos Guys Will Never Let You Be by Prof0fficial: 11:15pm On Aug 25, 2020
really a curse for you as offensive odour attracts flies
Romance / Re: I Think She Wants To Kill Me by Prof0fficial: 10:41pm On Aug 25, 2020
cheap boys everywhere
Family / Re: Am I Doing The Right Being A Single Mum?! by Prof0fficial: 10:25pm On Aug 25, 2020
reconcile with him but don't let your happiness rely on him, don't be dependent on him. get something doing to make income. just free him but be with him.

single mother on the long run won't give you the peace you wanted. life is not perfect but try and create your joy don't seek it from someone...

this way he will later seek you like gold
Romance / Re: How Many Lips Have You Kissed In 2020 by Prof0fficial: 11:03am On Aug 25, 2020
kissing is actually good... honey kiss chocolate kiss deep kiss
well...but it mostly count for virgins and good people.
Family / Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by Prof0fficial: 10:42am On Aug 25, 2020
I wanted to advise OP till I read her response.... someone who can say those words...I think your problem starts from your comments...
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Made A Shocking Revelation To Me by Prof0fficial: 11:20pm On Aug 24, 2020
10k to cook for weekend. how much is your salary. sorry to ask?

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Romance / Re: Could My Girlfriend Be Pregnant? by Prof0fficial: 10:07pm On Aug 23, 2020
why knocking on the door if you don't have the intention to enter. just tell us you have weak erection let's know how to advise...
Romance / Re: I'm In A Love Situationship And It's Draining Me by Prof0fficial: 9:47pm On Aug 23, 2020
dating your age mate won't end anywhere good for a relationship....

nevertheless you're still on experimenting Level, you would need the advice later....
Events / Re: Please Help!! Can 500K Be Enough To Plan A Wedding? by Prof0fficial: 11:09pm On Aug 21, 2020
I wouldn't mind a low class wedding any day...but a high class life after wedding.

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Family / Re: Why Are We In This World? What Do We Live For In Life? by Prof0fficial: 10:49pm On Aug 21, 2020
TO LIVE AND WORSHIP GOD WITH OUR LIVES, OUR WORKS OUR INSPIRATION, OUR VOICE, OUR HEART, OUR SOUL HERE AND THEREAFTER.

LIVING THE PURPOSE OF GOD IS WORSHIPPING GOD.

GREATEST REASON TO LIVE IS TO PLEASE GOD AND WORSHIP GOD.

WE DESERVE NO PERSONAL JOY APART FROM THE ONE DERIVED FROM GOD ALMIGHTY.

ITS JUST LIKE SOMEONE WHO DECIDED TO BUILD A CAR TO HIS THIRST, HIS CHOICE JUST TO GIVE HIMSELF COMFORT AND PROVE HIS WORKS.

GOD ALMIGHTY CREATED MAN TO PROVE HIS WORKS AND FOR HIS COMFORT AS MAN LIVES TO WORSHIP HIM AND DECLARE HIS WORKS AND POWERS.

BUT GOD NOT A SELFISH BEING DECIDED TO GIVE MAN FREEDOM OF CHOICE TO BE ABLE TO DO AS HE PLEASES, EVEN TO EITHER CHOOSE TO WORSHIP HIM OR NOT. MAN FELL AND TURNED AGAINST GOD. AND GOD BECAUSE OF MUCH LOVE PAID A PRICE TO REGAIN MAN TO HIS ORIGINAL PLAN.

OH LORD GOD ALMIGHTY FILL MY HEART WITH DIVINE JOY NOW AND FOREVER MORE IN JESUS NAME AMEN

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Crime / Re: Man Spanks A Lady's Backside In Computer Village And Runs Away, She Curses Him by Prof0fficial: 10:21pm On Aug 21, 2020
any man supporting the lady is a not a real man he is SIMP AND PUSSY LICKER. nevertheless the young man is not right either because this is sexual assault and punishable by law...

you guys are the ones spoiling our young women and encourage them to be sluts
Romance / Re: Please Help. Is The Condition I Gave My Girlfriend Too Harsh? by Prof0fficial: 11:10pm On Aug 20, 2020
so if they happen to agree ehn... just because of ordinary sex you just dash out 50k? bros you're still the looser.
you might even lose your life join ☺️

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Family / Parents Show This To Your Daughters by Prof0fficial: 6:28am On Aug 15, 2020
The problem our girls do have with guys doesn't just lie on the fact that guys can't abide to their principle of NO PRE-MARITAL INTIMACY, but rather on the fact that they still expect the guy to meet their one little need or the other.
Romance / Re: I Find It Very Offensive When Men Cannot Chase Only Women They Can Afford by Prof0fficial: 11:15pm On Aug 14, 2020
no birthday gifts or gifts for women. they are simply insatiable
Family / Re: How My Wife Ruined Me And Took Me From Riches To Rags by Prof0fficial: 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2020
only a foolish man will allow the wife to know his pin

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Family / Re: Tested And Working Manpower by Prof0fficial: 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2020
3 pcs of garlic every night. slice and drink with water.
1,000 mg of vitamin c once every morning

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Family / Re: . by Prof0fficial: 3:04pm On Aug 13, 2020
there's no wisdom in this post..

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Romance / Guys Who Ask Ladies For Contact Please Stop! by Prof0fficial: 10:39pm On Aug 12, 2020
give her your card.
Romance / Re: My Heart Is Bitter I Need Some Help by Prof0fficial: 10:22pm On Aug 12, 2020
disregard any advice from a woman on this!

you don't need to impress any woman to get her in your arms. keep impressing yourself.

"...to get the flies petching...just spill d honey"

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Romance / Re: She Is Giving Me Green Light, Should I Give Her My Heart Or Should I Snub Her by Prof0fficial: 11:23pm On Aug 11, 2020
do whatever you please...but drop off your emotions. I wouldn't have advised you date a neighbor. but as it is now play along but don't ask her out. don't put any emotions. just let it flow and keep watching
Family / Re: Man Posed With His Little Daughter At The Beach And Got Tongues Wagging by Prof0fficial: 11:11pm On Aug 11, 2020
it's accidental action picture...her hand isn't even touching or holding anything.and the father actually found out d scene after the caption. but maybe he wanted some attention and reaction
Family / Re: Man Breaks Up With His Fiancée Because Of High Cost Of Bride Price. by Prof0fficial: 10:57pm On Aug 11, 2020
...this is not much nah...I have a 3in one list much heavier with bride price on the high side too.

mine is more than 600k
excluding ceremony foods, dj, drinks for d D-Day
Family / Re: . by Prof0fficial: 10:46pm On Aug 11, 2020
let her stay as long as he doesn't physically abuse her....but try raise money from her family to Start something even if it's frying akara. but let her continue to respect the husband no matter what.

she will have the last laugh.
Family / Re: My Husband Has Been Lying About His Age For 8 Years by Prof0fficial: 10:30pm On Aug 11, 2020
10years age difference isn't enough...I prefer nothing less than 15. catch them young.

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Romance / Re: He Brought A Stranger Home From A Bar To Pass The Night, Now This Is Happening by Prof0fficial: 11:16pm On Aug 09, 2020
Bros 10k is too much are you buying Land?

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Romance / Re: Marrying Her Now Questionable by Prof0fficial: 11:11pm On Aug 09, 2020
loyal girl wants you to tie the knot first before she react°°

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