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Car Talk / Re: How Much Can I Sell This 2006 Toyota Corolla by Prof0fficial: 11:46am On Feb 18
Tokumbo is between 2.7 to 3m today.
Nigerian used is 2m.

So since it's still fairly used she can sell it closely the price of Tokumbo which is 2.5m

Thank me later. Am not being biased

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Crime / Re: How jiji Is Encouraging Fraud And Not Reliable To Use by Prof0fficial: 1:42pm On Dec 31, 2021
You didn't use the right format for feedback:

You are supposed to narrate your transactions and dealings with the seller. And or his bad reactions towards the deal.
They deleted it because you used abusive words instead of explaining what happened
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What I Did Yesterday After I Lost My Last N200 During Interview by Prof0fficial: 10:22am On Nov 20, 2021
Point of observation.

Question 1
Why must you roll up your trousers and jogg instead of just trekking home, I learnt from a commandant during NYSC not to show yourself... haven't you even seen many bank marketers and insurance people trekking longer distance more than you did. Even on daily basis. I think your inexperience in labor market makes think even to have a job ends in joy. Most times people with job also suffer to be able to get salary and even to see something to save from it.

Question no 2.
Why must you eat N400 food when you have only 800 with you.
What happened to cheaper foods like ewa 100+bread 100 water 20
or even ewa 100+agidi 50 with water 20
You are not supposed to eat more than food of N220 naira. You would have saved yourself the inconveniences because thieves might snatch your phone at lonely Lagos roads.

Nevertheless, I see you are an intelligent fellow, may God grant you good job. In Jesus Name!.

My own testimony, I was once in your shoes. I have worked with about 6 different companies in Lagos since I entered labour market. But I couldn't get a favourable income. Only the experiences are bringing food to my table now I run my own business.
Romance / Do People Still Do Funny Sketches Like This by Prof0fficial: 10:26am On Oct 25, 2021

Family / Re: My Wife Arrested Me For Slapping Her, We Have Lost Wife Materials - Man by Prof0fficial: 4:51pm On Oct 13, 2021
Remain chaste and save HIM the PAIN
... Christian don't pay evil with evil!

Autos / Re: 2008 Toyota Camry LE Available @2.9m Only by Prof0fficial: 12:29pm On Oct 10, 2021
Good deal

Politics / Re: Tinubu: I’m Back To Develop Nigeria’s Democracy, Economy by Prof0fficial: 12:25pm On Oct 10, 2021
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Technology Market / Used Large Format & Di Printing Machine For Sale by Prof0fficial: 6:34pm On Jul 22, 2021
Used 6ft large format machine
C353 Konica Minolta Di machine
6kva fireman Gen for sale
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Autos / Neatly Nissan Maxima 1999 V6 600k by Prof0fficial: 6:25pm On Jul 22, 2021
Neatly used Nissan Maxima v6
600k Negotiate WhatsApp @ my signature
Family / Re: Married To Mum Of 2 But The Babies Dad Choose To Neglect Responsibilities. by Prof0fficial: 10:32am On Jul 16, 2021
Brother, leave another man's wife and children. As long as he is alive.

Seek for your own pastures.
God bless you


Family / Re: Married To Mum Of 2 But The Babies Dad Choose To Neglect Responsibilities. by Prof0fficial: 10:18am On Jul 16, 2021
Sir, you didn't mention the reason the she left her first husband or the husband kicked her out in the first place.

Did they officially divorce?

Let the woman to return herself and return her children to the first husband if they did not get any official divorce. Unless he didn't pay her bride price.

If he accepts the children and rejects her. Try and find the genuine reason it may be for your own good.

Try not to listen to only one side of the story.

Did you make proper enquiry before marrying someone's wife with up to 2kids

Are they officially married? Did he pay downry on her head?

Did she they get official divorce?

What was the reason for the divorce?


Family / Re: What Will You Do As A Man, When This Happened. by Prof0fficial: 10:35am On Jul 09, 2021
Taah childish talk. if a married woman collects the money. That's the end of marriage. Unless it's all these simps of a man everywhere

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Family / Re: Men Learn From My Mistakes by Prof0fficial: 10:33am On Jun 27, 2021
This Brother will not die in Jesus name. God has seen your heart. Our Lord says he don't want the death of a sinner, but to repent from his sins that he may live.

Brother may the almighty God
The God of Chosen heal you in Jesus name! Amen
Pets / Re: Businessman Storms His Father's Burial With A Lion In Anambra State (Video) by Prof0fficial: 9:26am On May 17, 2021
Madness everywhere,what if that lion ves now nko,,who them won blame?
Car Talk / Re: Car Upgrade Call Greatken Nig. 08038156694 by Prof0fficial: 6:12pm On Feb 16, 2021
can you upgrade Nissan Maxima 1997 back and front lights
Car Talk / Re: Do You Have Scrap/Condemned Tyres For Sale ? by Prof0fficial: 6:05pm On Feb 16, 2021
I have few
Family / Re: Sex Drive Failure by Prof0fficial: 3:46pm On Feb 12, 2021
phenomena how're you... we Already have one, hoping to space up for 4years...just 2kids is okay for me... God help us.
Family / Re: Sex Drive Failure by Prof0fficial: 1:47pm On Feb 12, 2021
you can also calculate and know your wife's cycle and ovulation date, it's necessary.
Fashion / I'm A Professional Female Tailor Ready For Hire by Prof0fficial: 3:19pm On Jan 19, 2021
I am a professional female tailor currently ready for hire. contract or full time services. can I get connected here. thanks.
Family / Re: How I Met My Wife: Love Is Real by Prof0fficial: 9:51pm On Dec 19, 2020
you paid so much price bro. this shouldn't be real love


Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Prof0fficial: 12:34pm On Nov 27, 2020
petite girls are flirty and aren't homely because Naija people prefer "Take-away"

thick gives more peace of mind, comfort for safe landing.
Romance / Re: Chat Btw Me And My Gf (pics) by Prof0fficial: 8:55am On Nov 26, 2020
you just showed her SHE IS THE PRICE!

this is a loser technique.

I don't care about what women do at my back. because I already assumed the worst.
"ASSUME YOUR WOMAN IS A H00r" even before you catch her.

then dump her only when you catch her. and get yet another more LOYAL h00r!

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Romance / Re: If God Is All-powerful, Why Doesn't He Destroy Satan ONCE AND FOR ALL by Prof0fficial: 5:02pm On Nov 25, 2020
Good is perfect. he gives every soul under his control FREEDOM! but leaves them to take responsibility and consequences of their actions.

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Family / Re: I'm Having Sleepless Nights Over A Mistake. What Do I Do by Prof0fficial: 12:07pm On Nov 21, 2020
women always want to eat their cakes and still have it.
women always derive Joy from attention and that's why they Flirt.

you're just being yourself; you're normal. nothing is wrong with you.

but we should allow you to learn from experience...
even if it's at your old age when your face is full of wrinkles...
when your genitals hairs turn grayish
when your boobs lie flat on your frame
when your Honeypot has lost it's sweetness
when your lovers will despise you
when your skin starts to shade like the evening sun sinking into it's shell...

your senses will come to you but it may be of no use to you but your children and grandchildren...

Embrace wisdom now or it slips...


Romance / Re: Really Frustrated My Wife Keeps Denying Me Sex by Prof0fficial: 10:28pm On Nov 19, 2020
gudday brother, I would say it's the hand you gave her.

a woman using sex to manipulate man expecially in marriage is very wrong.

now way out:
you have to man up.

1. send the maid away let her do house chores after all she just have one kid now.

2. collect the car key and keep it to yourself, if she ask tell her you want to sell it.

3. do not wash or iron her clothes again. give her your few clothes to wash even if it's just few.

4. stop asking her for sex for now, keep yourself busy with female friends and make calls with girls when she is home even video calls. even if you have to fake calls.

5. start keeping late nights even if u have to hand out and gist on d street close to your house. make sure you come late and don't spend much time at home with her.

6. act very happy always even if she looks or act sad.

Note: always watch her closely and man up. don't pet her again but don't raise hand on her. you can caution her with manly tone. and Never let her act funny in your house.

if she still prove stubborn. arrange young girls to visit you at home claiming to be on official duty.

if after all this she doesn't apologize, gradually relocate and get a bigger and better apartment and live there. tell her you needed some space to put yourself together. call home from there and visit home once in a while. she will get the right advise to change.


Family / Re: Ad by Prof0fficial: 11:42am On Nov 18, 2020
sell the car and use half of the money to get a cheaper Naija used car probably older models. u may be lucky to get a first body nice working car of 400-500k
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I'm Very Much Older Than Her by Prof0fficial: 11:19am On Nov 18, 2020
Do you have money to train a girl in the University, all the drama, cheating attached to long term relationship with a teenager.
save your peace be wise!

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Romance / Re: What Is So Special In Lasting Long During Sex As A Man by Prof0fficial: 10:43pm On Nov 16, 2020
to be there till the woman gains orgasm...women usually take up to 40 to 1hour before they can climax and release fluid or ejaculate. if u don't know women also ejaculate during sex but unfortunately many women haven't been opportuned to experience it.

only real men make their women climax, reach orgasm, release liquid some call it squirt.


Family / Re: America Is Not As Many People Think by Prof0fficial: 12:48pm On Nov 05, 2020
he is absolutely correct...Over the states here only pays when you're doing legit and earning fine...

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Politics / Re: Akinyemi: #EndSARS Protests Will Return In 2 Weeks, If Issues Are Not Addressed by Prof0fficial: 10:11pm On Oct 29, 2020
those who own mud houses are fast to throw stones to the glass House...
those who don't have value are fast to destroy valuables...
those who can't build are fast to pull down...
a wise man does not destroy what he cannot build. rather he amends...
"...wisdom is the Ultimate thing"

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