₦airaland Forum

tpiar:
Where were the kids invited from?

Churches, schools, streets, their homes?

You seem to have forgotten so soon that "street ti take over"

witorwitoutyou:
I don't knw when oda faiths will leave d Muslims alone and concentrate on deir own,
What is diff btw dis and nun...asyde d face alone bin left out

You forgot Nuns don't wear stockings on their hands and legs

Btw this is the Problem with Islam, Christianity has its own issues

I only pity people who are in captivity of these religions. U can practice whatever religion you wish without been captive, that's why its called believe, besides does the Almighty God even have a religion?

Dannieln1:
Are those militants

If u ask me na who I go ask

Ogbeche77:
Religion was invented by the white folks to control the mind.. They used it to divide & share Africa like a piece of cake.
See, most churches in Europe have been turn to cinema houses, they were empty with no activities or purpose so had to be put to work... Let the truth be told, poverty of the mind and of course impoverishment based on economic situation makes a man embrace religion.

In most development countries,the government provides all basic needs of life for it citizens. Even welfare packages and stipend for homeless, unemployed and less privileged. They see their government as there ''GOD'' and hold them accountable.. But a pastor in naija will have a prayer point prepared for all the above listed.. Nigga, I have bad news,that man holding the mic is a scam. God doesn't construct traffic light neither will he build hospitals. Start holding your leaders accountable and stop giving your hard earned money to that crook pastor

Then what will you say about Islam since its also a religion

Jacko01:
Either you white or some egoistic fuc×+*d ..... Hw can u say such.... U fake to me..... Do u knw half of deir struggles.... Go hide under ur rock dude..... Afta all he dissin his fellow black man... Get out fake ass white man slave

Weeere Alert

DavidGodwin:
Hmm.
I think u should correct ur topic to secular weddings cos all the songs up the list are worldly songs. A Christian who starts his wedding this way is starting on a bad ground

Na wah o
Please Define a "worldly Song"

Very soon we will hear that it is worldly to get married

Fayose my man

OK

Now I understand why Boko haram hates Western Education

Proudlyngwa:
Gov Ayo Fayose keeps forgetting he is part of this Government. He should be more interested in governance not playing opposition , he can as well resign and become a spokes man for the opposition.
Posterity will not remember him for criticizing Buhari, rather he will be remembered for good or bad governance in Ekiti state. Elections are in 3 years from now, so let him sit his ass and think of projects that will benefit his state.

He will, when Buhari focuses on govt and stops fighting opposition

twoondei:
I see you're a little elderly, that's why I thought it wise to respond.

First, your name is not DELSU.
second, you don't come on social media and spew trash at people you barely know.

Now how does it feel if I say you don't have sense at alllllll. With the blue jacket and all that beard in the backseat of a taxi? Be careful to make sure your kids don't take after your character. Very poor quality!

How i wish I had your time.

twoondei:
Also these village schools sef?

Na induction be this one abi wetin?

You must be very silly to call Delsu a village school,
U seem to belong to that category of deprived Yoruba
Youths who believes Nigeria starts from LAGOS and Ends at IBADAN

The earlier you RECEIVE SENSE, the better.

Rikidony:
so what of Gej unit that APC scored 0,

should we also claim the results were manipulated.

PDP should wise up abeg

Don't you know the difference between a POOLING UNIT and a LOCAL GOVERNMENT?

RECEIVE SENSES!!!!!

abbey621:
Shoro ni yen? Some of the greatest rappers in the world rapped about violence, women and weed yet they live a comfortable life and their family is doing great so keep shut!

Examples are Biggy and 2Pac

And they are living a comfortable life abi?

I dey laff u !

I am an Olamide fan

But I just pray his career remains the same after such ill mannered outburst

It's a lesson for all

emusmith:
7 Types Of "Lights Ladies Show To Guys

If you're very keen with or close to ladies, they will either like you or don't. They will show it through what we call, "light".

Humans, ladies in this case, are like cars. They show affection through the reflection of their emotion. I repeat, if you are observant, you'll see the kind of light she is sending across and you will know what to do and when to do it. This thread will help stop being indecisive or too presumptious BUT calculatively precisive.

I've formulated some of these myself, though they are relative and not to be taken literally but literary. Let's check on them quickly;


1. Green Light

This is the kind of light she shows when she likes you. Just "Like" for a start...A Green Light tells you to respond to her: talk to her. It doesn't really mean she loves you, yet. Mind you, she hasn't gotten to really know. Green light is mostly used today on a selfish/ temporary/lustful platform. Haven't you ever thought a girl was "eyeing" you, only to go closer, gets her number then the relationship dies after two weeks? Green light isn't enough, bro.


2. Red light

This is also known as Dismissal Light. As you all know, this is the kinda light she shows when she doesn't see a future with you. Some features and signs you'll see are:

a. She shows no excitement when you call.
b. She gets angry at every of your mistake.
c. Of course, she replies you with K,kk or kkk and that takes hours...etc.


3. Yellow Light

This light doesn't necessarily tell you to approach. That's that situation when you ask her out and she tells you, "I'll think/pray about it" or "Give me some time". That keeps you holding out for a while. 'For awhile'...it shouldn't exceed that. Don't be friend- zoned in 2016, please!


4. Grey Light

This is also called the "Light of a Cheating Girl". This kind of light is like a chameleon. It changes with environment or monetary involvement. Such a girl is most likely a Flirt: The more you look, the less you see. Watch out for this kinda light. She hugs and plays with your hair as though she cares, But right before you, she picks the call one of her boyfriends. Such girls ain't loyal. Don't tread too fast!


5. Black Light

I dunno if you have been there when you don't know why she is around you. Isn't apparently for sex and she tells you No. Does she have a guy? No. Is she willing to have one? No. No friends. No Boyfriends. No girlfriends. Just you. This is a Black Light. Run, bro. You might a means to a babalawo-end.


6. White Light

This is also known as a Diamond Light. This light exceeds the Green Light. It is love and acceptance based on knowledge of the guy. The white light is the truest light that brightens and sustains a mature relationship. He doesn't have to say to her, "I love you". He proves it by switching on the white light.


7. ROYGBIV Light

This is nicknamed, Multiple Light. When she gives you SEVEN parts of her in SEVEN days of a week: This is that kinda light. Unpredictably annoying! Unnecessary mood swings! A glaring light that tells you, "I'm not willing to change because of anyone, not even you!"


Merry Christmas, folks! Have fun!

This is a cute write up bro and well articulated too

My only resentment is, Why do we always have to represent everything wrong, evil and unfortunate as Black and everything Right, Good and beautiful as white

handsomeclouds:
Will you shut up, you idiosyncratic arabian tree hopping baboon? Foolish, silly hilly billy mountain climbing Nigerian Goat!
You are the one in need of a brain!
Bastard son of a thousand and one anorexic fathers.

Your parent's need to get a refund on that condom. Your birth was obviously a mistake Nonsense!

I swear you are a perfect blueprint to build an _iidiot.
You should be somewhere working your asss off so you could make some money to buy yourself a new brain
I am sure your asss is jealous of that brain of yours cause it's so full of poo.

Brainless tree frog!

Hahahahahaha
Take am again,

Receive Sense !!!

handsomeclouds:
Shows how shallow your thinking is..
Your stewpidity knows no bounds as it stinks to the high heavens
Happy new year in advance!

Receive Sense !!!

handsomeclouds:
Winning the war is a technical statement that people like FFK can't decipher
The war against BH has been tremendously won. Insurgency can only be contained and not ended.

FFK is only looking for cheap attention as he has lost every relevance in the political sphere and he has also lost touch with reality
Imagine an adult having no common sense at all!

In fact FFK should be slaughtered, chopped into bits and offered as a burnt offering to the god of common sense.

Imagine GEJ Saying insurgency can only be contained but not ended.

Coming from you only shows how amazing ur stupidity is.
Merry Xmas

echelons:
Spend less.

Everybody wants to be importing things into the country. Things that could easily be bought within the country are bought from overseas, increasing the pressure on forex.

Banks are finding it difficult to offset these forex commitments.

Nigerians should begin to look inwards. We must not buy from foreign websites/online stores. Let's start to buy from Naira denominated stores or even from local stores.

Unnecessary travels to Dubai, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Brazil etc just for vacation and shopping should be curtailed. We have good vacation spots in Naija and we can buy a lot better and higher quality stuff here too.

See how Nigerians are talking as if say "Na today?"

Who travels to Dubia necessarily? Me or the senators or our tourist President.

Who send their children to skool overseas with our naira? Me or the senators and our tourists president

Who goes overseas for medical cheek up? Me or the senators and our tourist President

Moral of the story is that it won't work since such policy will adversely affect the political class and put smile on the faces of the poor and middle class

santosesq1:
I was there life & direct. She was saying her father is a thief so all of una dey join am thief ? Birds of same feather. Yet Delta no get road, paying salary delay, nothing is workin in Delta the BIG heart forget BIG head uduaghan wen say Finger of God. Na BIG heart we be forever

Big head like you, must you bring politics into everything??

For your information Delta State is working

CaroLyner:
your house is meant to put shelter over your head.

And entertain visitors when they visit

Yksoul:
GUYS THE THING TIRE ME O. SOME LADIES WERE GISTING AND I OVERHEARD THEM SAYING 'I DONT WANT TO SHARE MY HUSBAND WITH ANY MOTHER-IN LAW.PLEASE,IS THE SOCIETY LOSING ITS MARRIAGE VALUES?

Ladies with attitude issues and low self esteem say and believe this

CaroLyner:
why meet at his house on a first date? what are eaterys and other hangout spots there for?

They are there just when a change of environment is needed. If I may ask, what are our houses for?

BABA'S BODY ODUR AT WORK

Lol

Sauce pls or idonbeliveit

Leadership by example

How does this help cure conji??

Abbykem:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy.


1. Are you both interested in staying together in long-term commitment: Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy. You have to first see yourself in a committed relationship with your partner otherwise, save yourself the heartbreak.


2. Are you satisfied with where you both stand: Emotional security is constantly overlooked by most people and if you can’t honestly give a ‘yes’ to if you are both secure then you should reconsider the sex idea.


3. Do you both share the same ideas and values: It’s not how he feels about you, it’s how you feel about him. You should know how he fits into your life in terms of certain values such as work-life balance, religion, lifestyle, parenting style, religion, money management.

FALLACY

madridguy:
" In refusing to release the money to Malabu, Justice Edis of the Southwark Crown Court declared that he was not sure the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan acted in Nigeria’s interest when it approved the transfer of the money to Malabu. "

I hereby call on every EKPA's to come and defend their Hero.

GEJ, Hero in corruption.

Assumption is the Greatest form Ignorance

The law operates on evidence and not certainty and uncertainty

APC So na these kind News we go hear for the next four years??