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Crime › Re: How Bola Tinubu Is Reportedly Suffering From 'chronic Urinary Incontinence' by Prokaryote: 11:57am On Feb 14, 2022
It's well
Crime › Re: RRS Arrests Azeez Abiola, Four Others, Recovers Gun In Lagos by Prokaryote: 9:30am On Feb 11, 2022
Tremple8v:
Them snap Alhaji differently grin grin
Alhaji na celebrity and model
Crime › Re: RRS Arrests Azeez Abiola, Four Others, Recovers Gun In Lagos by Prokaryote: 9:26am On Feb 11, 2022
ajalawole:
doubt govt can ccontrol them. Those guys are too powerful for govt to control.
And the worst part is that govt are the one using and harboring them.
Thats why insecurity will persist. Thuggery is now a very lucrative profession in lagos and as election draws near, more weapon will
still release to this same men....
Crime › Re: RRS Arrests Azeez Abiola, Four Others, Recovers Gun In Lagos by Prokaryote: 9:07am On Feb 11, 2022
Istijaba controls Alagbado axis breeding criminals with illegal ticket fee hiding under empowerment and greed for more tarmac controls.
If only lagos state govt is sincere, they have full ideas of there activities as some of this men belong to the rulling party in the state.
Crime › Re: Sum of 1.3million was deducted from my account by GTB by Prokaryote: 10:21pm On Jan 30, 2022
GTB again, time to start suspecting your staffs....i gat pull out my money ASAP before the gtbgods fly off my fund.....mchew
Crime › Re: Please Advice Me about this association B.A.N by Prokaryote: 12:21pm On Jan 29, 2022
Since you have given your reasons, u don dey 400L na now u wan join them. KwAntinu, even if we tell you not to join, you go still join.
Enjoy your new found light, ur mumu na first class.
Politics › Re: Eastern Development: Owerri Working Towards Looking Like Washington DC (pix) by Prokaryote: 11:08am On Jan 29, 2022
No be only washington DC, na wash and DC. Though Owerri is beautiful,each government focus development on Owerri leaving out other areas of the state, a place to finish your fund.
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie Curses Yahoo Boys "You'll Get Accident" by Prokaryote: 9:42pm On Jan 28, 2022
Society don spoil, boys and girls no wan go school or learn handwork. Everybody wan cash out. The society is not helping,even parent aid in the act.
Very soon, mad ppl go full street,barren woman go yakpa, no body go wan do salary work while babalawo and alfa go conyin6 to cash out.
God bless you pastor for speaking out
Politics › Re: Exchange Between Sowore And Atiku's Spokesman Over Electricity Generation by Prokaryote: 6:34am On Jan 27, 2022
If people like Pastor Adeboye can self generate stable electricity to power the whole of Redemption camp without connecting to the national Grid, I don't know why it's so difficult for these greedy politicians to address this issue. It's very simple,stable power will reduce cost of production,generate wealth And increase investment in the country. Make una just fix this first,then we move to something else.
It must'nt be Atiku,Tinubu ,OUk, nor Osinbanjo. Make dem rest and give backup to any intelligent,focus, goal getter and energetic candidate to fix Nigeria for us. We played over 2.5 straight win with Bihari and he ended spoiling the ticket.
Politics › Re: PSC Orders IGP To Deepen Investigations Into Abba Kyari's Link To Hushpuppy by Prokaryote: 6:16am On Jan 27, 2022
Dem wan do super man within 2 weeks,dem think say US dey forget things like our judiciary. Don't waste any money on the committee,put him on a flight mood to US and let them judge the case, possibly they will test his proficiency in Tailoring.
Crime › Re: Pictures Of The Arrest Of NURTW Leaders, Kunle Poly And Sego by Prokaryote: 6:44am On Jan 25, 2022
Arrest bawo, this one police is looking at them like governor doing project inspection. Those men decide the faith of the next governor of lagos state
Politics › Re: Factional Delegate Lists Threaten APC Convention by Prokaryote: 7:12am On Jan 22, 2022
Just immerging how scattered this mofos are. APC may not exist again after this yamayama convention.
Politics › Re: Customs Intercepts 30,000 Litres Of PMS In Lagos, Way To Benin Republic by Prokaryote: 9:45pm On Jan 17, 2022
So they just woke up or just trying to get a score card. There is no custom officer or any force personel within that axis that can swear with Ogun or sango that the business of smuggling Nigeria PMS is unknown to them.
Their are top filling stations with name along that seme border who operate only in the wee hours where smugglers openly buy and store pms in politten cover sack.
Na rat wey dey inside house dey tell rat wey dey outside how oga madam dey cook better soup.
Romance › Re: How I Handled My Cheating Serious Girl by Prokaryote: 7:21pm On Sep 24, 2021
You want to waste her time so you can use a different Time Zone abi? Broz if you are serious with your life you move on,and if you aren't... You can continue,wetin concern me self if not for Lagos traffic I for no open your trend..mchew!!!
Crime › Re: 'yahoo Boy' Seeks For Help As Clash With His Boss Leaves Him Stranded In India by Prokaryote: 7:23am On Aug 15, 2021
Foolish Nigga, you traveled to India to do cheap Yahoo, since your parent support ur crimes.make dem help you fight ur Oga.
People like you make visa approval difficult for Nigerian with legitimate intension to travel abroad.
Crime › Re: Smoking Weed Or Drinking It ? by Prokaryote: 2:11pm On Aug 11, 2021
Boil ,sieve and add with milk and honey. Best for joint pain and sound sleep..
Health › Re: Vaccine Side Effect Fear: Vac'nation Continues—Says FG; 8 Countries Halt Rollout by Prokaryote: 6:08am On Mar 12, 2021
They shouldn't stop the vaccination since Nigeria is bigger than all the 8 European nation and our politician and cronies have Lord over it. Make them face the side effect #awonwerey#
Politics › Re: FG To Introduce Tollgates On 12 Highways (full List) by Prokaryote: 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2021
I will never again join fellow parishioner to pray against bribery and corruption and prayer for Nigeria in distress. God need to end the world from Nigeria, this country na joke
Business › Re: BUA Cement Declares Profit Of ₦95 Billion For Full Year, 2020 by Prokaryote: 9:00pm On Feb 14, 2021
Why won't they declare profit when an average man can not afford a bag of cement even just to patch varader for business? Seems we will just leave this country for you and Dangote.
Crime › Re: Please Help Me,. I Was Scam By This Person. by Prokaryote: 9:25pm On Feb 13, 2021
tyup:
I hope you guys know I'm just a troll......btw una go geh sense to know I'm not the OP sad
no vex bro, as you take answer for OP na I'm make.... The OP is a certificated Ole
Crime › Re: Please Help Me,. I Was Scam By This Person. by Prokaryote: 7:51pm On Feb 13, 2021
tyup:
He told me he was going to double the money for me under 24hrs without refering anybody
You are worst than the scammer, very greedy fellow. How on earth do you think that magic will happen? Orishirishi,,,!!!
Crime › Re: "We Are Heading To Ibarapa Now To Confront Fulani", Igboho Defiled Gov. Makinde' by Prokaryote: 2:53pm On Jan 22, 2021
That's the spirit, every zone should protect there ppl as the rate of insecurity increases.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Eating Live Chicken Raw As 'native Doctor' Performs Ritual On Them (V by Prokaryote: 7:15am On Jan 20, 2021
What a pity, this are ritualists
Crime › Re: Drama As Woman Hijacks Bus After Lagos Driver Refuse To Reach Destination by Prokaryote: 6:19pm On Jan 17, 2021
LibertyRep:
It will be hard to find people who will pass a compulsory sanity test in Lagos.

I apologise if I sound rude but you see that Lagos ehn, It's a huge unrestricted psychiatric center.
you are definitely not far from the truth, even as a lagosian a gentle man in suit is not gentle. When the need arise, you have to give it a fight. Its called survival of the fittest.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Govt Imposes Curfew, Bans Public Gathering Of More Than 20 by Prokaryote:
Chai! They have started o,our gov will be the next to impose,ordinary covid wey ginger,garlic, black pepper,lemon grass,bitter kola all mix with dry gin go cure na I'm dem dey lockdown economy.
Crime › Re: Breaking News: Residents Discover Tunnel Allegedly Used By Suspected Kidnappers. by Prokaryote: 8:15am On Jan 10, 2021
Nawa o....crime rate increasing each day
Romance › Re: My Girl Replied Her Ex Boyfriend's Compliments Of The Season. Now She's Begging by Prokaryote: 9:52am On Dec 21, 2020
I don't think you are ready for marriage,with just this act, it has shown your real person. What has the gift and xmax money you sent to her mum got to do with the compliment of the season message she sent to her ex?.
You need to help her get over her past and not to make it a sharia law, woman don't forget easily there past relationship especially when they have the highest percentage of affection.
Na you go do ur best and give her reason why you are better off than her ex and stop being childish.
If you can't cope,then shinkapor!!!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Prokaryote: 9:58pm On Dec 19, 2020
HakimZiyech:
Gtb have issue, dem just dey return my money sad which kin jazz b this undecided

funding will resume tomorrow!
Congratulations....
FCMB:
2880027019
Politics › Re: Jubilation In Seme As FG Reopens Four Land Borders by Prokaryote: 6:09am On Dec 18, 2020
They only closed it officially, I have never stopped eating foreign rice since the closure buying at reasonable price than the useless stone filled rice, they even call some Nigeria foreign. Bad government, bad policy,bad leader.
Politics › Re: NDDC: President Buhari sacks Pondei, appoints Interim Administrator by Prokaryote: 10:53pm On Dec 12, 2020
SilverNorGold:
May God Almighty bless Himself for giving us a great leader like President Mohammadu Buhari to pilot the affairs of this great country in this trying time. If not for President Buhari, things would have been x100 worse as no one can manage Nigeria, with all the problems ravaging her, better than President Mohammadu Buhari is managing her.. Well, that's why he's the Alpha Male..

God bless President Mohammadu Buhari.
God bless all patriotic Nigerians.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
may God forgive u and ur buhari for the hardship he brought to this country.
Crime › Re: Challenges Hindering Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps (LNSC) by Prokaryote:
You have done well OP....

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