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CrimeRe: Smoking Weed Or Drinking It ? by Prokaryote: 2:11pm On Aug 11, 2021
Boil ,sieve and add with milk and honey. Best for joint pain and sound sleep..
HealthRe: Vaccine Side Effect Fear: Vac'nation Continues—Says FG; 8 Countries Halt Rollout by Prokaryote: 6:08am On Mar 12, 2021
They shouldn't stop the vaccination since Nigeria is bigger than all the 8 European nation and our politician and cronies have Lord over it. Make them face the side effect #awonwerey#
PoliticsRe: FG To Introduce Tollgates On 12 Highways (full List) by Prokaryote: 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2021
I will never again join fellow parishioner to pray against bribery and corruption and prayer for Nigeria in distress. God need to end the world from Nigeria, this country na joke
BusinessRe: BUA Cement Declares Profit Of ₦95 Billion For Full Year, 2020 by Prokaryote: 9:00pm On Feb 14, 2021
Why won't they declare profit when an average man can not afford a bag of cement even just to patch varader for business? Seems we will just leave this country for you and Dangote.
CrimeRe: Please Help Me,. I Was Scam By This Person. by Prokaryote: 9:25pm On Feb 13, 2021
tyup:
I hope you guys know I'm just a troll......btw una go geh sense to know I'm not the OP sad
no vex bro, as you take answer for OP na I'm make.... The OP is a certificated Ole
CrimeRe: Please Help Me,. I Was Scam By This Person. by Prokaryote: 7:51pm On Feb 13, 2021
tyup:
He told me he was going to double the money for me under 24hrs without refering anybody
You are worst than the scammer, very greedy fellow. How on earth do you think that magic will happen? Orishirishi,,,!!!
CrimeRe: "We Are Heading To Ibarapa Now To Confront Fulani", Igboho Defiled Gov. Makinde' by Prokaryote: 2:53pm On Jan 22, 2021
That's the spirit, every zone should protect there ppl as the rate of insecurity increases.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Eating Live Chicken Raw As 'native Doctor' Performs Ritual On Them (V by Prokaryote: 7:15am On Jan 20, 2021
What a pity, this are ritualists
CrimeRe: Drama As Woman Hijacks Bus After Lagos Driver Refuse To Reach Destination by Prokaryote: 6:19pm On Jan 17, 2021
LibertyRep:
It will be hard to find people who will pass a compulsory sanity test in Lagos.

I apologise if I sound rude but you see that Lagos ehn, It's a huge unrestricted psychiatric center.
you are definitely not far from the truth, even as a lagosian a gentle man in suit is not gentle. When the need arise, you have to give it a fight. Its called survival of the fittest.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Govt Imposes Curfew, Bans Public Gathering Of More Than 20 by Prokaryote:
Chai! They have started o,our gov will be the next to impose,ordinary covid wey ginger,garlic, black pepper,lemon grass,bitter kola all mix with dry gin go cure na I'm dem dey lockdown economy.
CrimeRe: Breaking News: Residents Discover Tunnel Allegedly Used By Suspected Kidnappers. by Prokaryote: 8:15am On Jan 10, 2021
Nawa o....crime rate increasing each day
RomanceRe: My Girl Replied Her Ex Boyfriend's Compliments Of The Season. Now She's Begging by Prokaryote: 9:52am On Dec 21, 2020
I don't think you are ready for marriage,with just this act, it has shown your real person. What has the gift and xmax money you sent to her mum got to do with the compliment of the season message she sent to her ex?.
You need to help her get over her past and not to make it a sharia law, woman don't forget easily there past relationship especially when they have the highest percentage of affection.
Na you go do ur best and give her reason why you are better off than her ex and stop being childish.
If you can't cope,then shinkapor!!!
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Prokaryote: 9:58pm On Dec 19, 2020
HakimZiyech:
Gtb have issue, dem just dey return my money sad which kin jazz b this undecided

funding will resume tomorrow!
Congratulations....
FCMB:
2880027019
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Seme As FG Reopens Four Land Borders by Prokaryote: 6:09am On Dec 18, 2020
They only closed it officially, I have never stopped eating foreign rice since the closure buying at reasonable price than the useless stone filled rice, they even call some Nigeria foreign. Bad government, bad policy,bad leader.
PoliticsRe: NDDC: President Buhari sacks Pondei, appoints Interim Administrator by Prokaryote: 10:53pm On Dec 12, 2020
SilverNorGold:
May God Almighty bless Himself for giving us a great leader like President Mohammadu Buhari to pilot the affairs of this great country in this trying time. If not for President Buhari, things would have been x100 worse as no one can manage Nigeria, with all the problems ravaging her, better than President Mohammadu Buhari is managing her.. Well, that's why he's the Alpha Male..

God bless President Mohammadu Buhari.
God bless all patriotic Nigerians.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
may God forgive u and ur buhari for the hardship he brought to this country.
CrimeRe: Challenges Hindering Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps (LNSC) by Prokaryote:
You have done well OP....
CrimeRe: Airtel Scamming by Prokaryote: 9:59am On Oct 22, 2020
happydude:
Imagine having 1k plus airtime and just imagine around 7pm yesterday evening to make a call started hearing I have an insufficient call credit to make that call ��
the 1k you had was the bonus they gave all their subscribers due to bad service experience last week, if you fail to finish it, they will subtract it once its 12am .
CrimeRe: Anonymous Hack DSTV And Gotv Enjoy Free Channels by Prokaryote(op): 5:13pm On Oct 18, 2020
joseph032:
They should make it free through out this protest
we just hope so
CrimeAnonymous Hack DSTV And Gotv Enjoy Free Channels by Prokaryote(op): 5:09pm On Oct 18, 2020
Femous hacking group hacked DSTV and Gotv making all channels free in protest against police brutality....enjoy your weekend
#ENDSARS#
CrimeRe: Have You Ever Been Arrested For Crimes You Didn't Commit ? by Prokaryote: 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2020
druid101:
thank God what evidence do you need to confirm now ?
Please don't mock my situation
who is mocking u, share your old moniker we then take it up from there. When did you live jail,name of the prison? Then we can take it up from there
CrimeSex For Marks, 2 IMSU Professors Caught In The Act by Prokaryote(op): 7:13am On Sep 10, 2020
Two IMO state university professors both from science faculty were caught pant down fixing up female clit for mark.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=717072735538220&id=100017065008000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1_xeniyMZI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXpbXRG-Yo
PoliticsRe: Where Did Kwara Deputy Speaker, Adetiba Get Money To Build Duplex In One Year? by Prokaryote: 8:06pm On Sep 03, 2020
This one na duplex?...ogbeni the house no pass wetin I'm suppose build even with his salary. Though we know they steal money and become incompetent after winning election, that building doesn't look special.. Go check Dino's house and enter politics OP
PoliticsRe: Nationwide Curfew Now 12am To 4am – FG by Prokaryote: 6:52pm On Sep 03, 2020
Which curfew when I still travel Lagos to East to fro via night bus on weekly bases. Corona is now like malaria,lets learn to live with it.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Dances With Her Co-Wives At Their Son & Daughter's Birthday by Prokaryote: 9:22pm On Aug 31, 2020
When u have money, no be audio money o, ur wives and concubine will be at peace with each other....but come to think of it, so na this man dey nack all this fine kpokoz?
What a Solomonitic behavior!!!
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Track Down And Punish Yahoo Boys Who Scammed Them (video) by Prokaryote: 8:25pm On Aug 31, 2020
Picker ti Japan, account block.. Owner pursue picker.... SARs dey sleep, may God help our nation.
BusinessRe: Is Harry Akande The Reason Shoprite Is Quitting Nigeria After Negating On Deals? by Prokaryote: 7:55pm On Aug 30, 2020
Shoprite wan play fast and furious to an Ibadan man....agreement is agreement
CrimeRe: Two Lebanese Who Attempted To Smuggle $890,000 Out Of Nigeria Jailed (pic) by Prokaryote: 8:07am On Aug 21, 2020
I thought our Airspace is yet to open for public flight....this our govt sef
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Oshodi-Abule-Egba BRT Corridor by Prokaryote: 8:49pm On Aug 11, 2020
Ambode project u delayed and yet try taken glory. Try and work on the light up project from Ambode,our roads are dam dark at night.
PropertiesRe: AMCON Seizes Multimillion Naira Properties In Owerri (Photos) by Prokaryote: 8:27pm On Aug 10, 2020
And what will be the faith of the occupiers? That's is not there business ba?
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Prokaryote: 3:06pm On Jun 28, 2020
SweetiliciousD:
Wow, not having sex........

The seal vanished or lost its potency?
na vanished o, I no see am again.

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