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PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Oshodi-Abule-Egba BRT Corridor by Prokaryote: 8:49pm On Aug 11, 2020
Ambode project u delayed and yet try taken glory. Try and work on the light up project from Ambode,our roads are dam dark at night.
PropertiesRe: AMCON Seizes Multimillion Naira Properties In Owerri (Photos) by Prokaryote: 8:27pm On Aug 10, 2020
And what will be the faith of the occupiers? That's is not there business ba?
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Prokaryote: 3:06pm On Jun 28, 2020
SweetiliciousD:
Wow, not having sex........

The seal vanished or lost its potency?
na vanished o, I no see am again.
RomanceRe: I Slept With A Married Man And Here Is What He Used My Period For by Prokaryote: 11:20am On Jun 14, 2020
You don't have any details about his location yet u open ur dirty clit to him even doing ur period in return for gift...auntee ur period is with the gods, go and enjoy ur menopause.
HealthRe: US Government Says Covid-19 Lives For Just 2 Minutes On Sunny Surfaces Above 21c by Prokaryote: 10:57am On Apr 24, 2020
pyyxxaro:
I even think it’s better for us to start cooking with firewood in the palour self


That heat and smoke wud barbecue the virus immediately shocked
Lol, burning tire using petrol in the living room will be more ideal.
HealthRe: US Government Says Covid-19 Lives For Just 2 Minutes On Sunny Surfaces Above 21c by Prokaryote: 5:36am On Apr 24, 2020
That is why we should do without AC for now.
PoliticsRe: Lock Down: Wike Reverses Position On Church Attendance For Easter by Prokaryote: 8:51pm On Apr 11, 2020
Wike is confuse.... This men are just in govt for private business, majority don't really know why they are in power...why will you lift ban just for Easter when the head quarter of Islamic(Saudi Arabia) and Catholic Church (Rome) closedown activities?
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lagos On Total Lockdown (Pictures, Video) by Prokaryote: 11:41am On Mar 31, 2020
I can see some commercial vehicles moving....the lockdown is not up to 90%
HealthRe: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by Prokaryote: 9:07pm On Mar 18, 2020
Naija needs help,Coro should make a stop over at the villa and let's see how proactive our presido will be.
PoliticsRe: 10 Takeaways From Oshiomhole’s Victory by Prokaryote: 8:26pm On Mar 16, 2020
Oshiomole coming back is to destroy his enemies completely and this will be a landslide destruction. Short ppl like us are like vipers,obaseki and co shouldn't have jubilate too early.
I pray peace reign in the ruling party or we all go our separate ways.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Appeal Court Returns Oshiomhole As APC National Chairman by Prokaryote: 8:17pm On Mar 16, 2020
The fear of Tinubu is the beginning of wisdom. Just a single response the table turned.
PoliticsRe: Exorbitant Estimated Electricity Billings! Post Your March Bills Here by Prokaryote:
Well I used less than 2k in a month on prepaid for a 2bedroom flat with more than 15hrs of light daily. Get prepaid and free ursef from this robbery.

OP, come to think of it. U are really killing PHCN with this ur uncleared bill, u no suppose get light again for 5years
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Prokaryote:
The white call it white magic while they tag ours as black magic.
CrimeRe: How Ex-fiiro DG Earned Salary For 15 Years With Phony Phd Claim by Prokaryote:
Everything is a scam now, such a man should be allowed to face south Korea firing squad for leading a research institute with fake document. The more reasons why we are not productive.
LiteratureRe: These Animals I Call My Neighbors by Prokaryote: 10:32pm On Feb 29, 2020
No pause this story na, more strength.
oboy81:
Now we move on to this woman.
She has a small local drugstore, provision store near where I stay. A 'chemist/nurse. Semi-illiterate woman in her mind 30s, married with three kids. She has like an older sister or something who is always with her in her shop. Don't know much about her really, just go there to buy some necessities, like soaps, toothpaste etc.
I remember i was there one day and a baby does some really funny stuff, I smile older sister compliments me " you have a nice smile oh, nice set of teeth cheesy God created you on a Sunday smiley . Smile more for us o, you hear? " Sister seems more educated .
Now when you tell a depressed soul like me something like that, it hits you deep even if you may not realize it. I nod, collect me things and go

Ileya day comes, everyone is slaughtering herbivores left right and centre. Oboy81 is in his is room, no-one gives a hoot (thats not necessarily a bad thing even, just the way things are for ppl like me here).
I get a knock on my door, small girl is here with a big plate of food says 'my aunty say i should give you'
Me? A hungry frustrated bastard, plenty white rice with two big meats? Chineke!
That's how we start greeting, then small-talking and laughing. Lol Had I known, had I known
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Prokaryote: 6:43am On Feb 02, 2020
Who ever predict these game, God go purnish ur enemy. May u continue to grow in wisdom

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PropertiesRe: My Business Started Crumbling Since I Moved Into This Apartment by Prokaryote: 1:57pm On Jan 28, 2020
Get off the dam place ASAP, had same experience until I got the Grace to move out just after a year and half of struggling , sold car, to feed sometime na wahala. I took the courage to ball out of the dam flat, Alas! my lines started falling into pleasant places.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Plans Exportation Of Rice To Europe, Others By 2022 by Prokaryote: 11:29am On Jan 28, 2020
Many dreams sha vision 2022 ko vision 3022 ni...the stones we are manufacturing is not enough yet we want to export,as for me and my house hold we have stopped eating Nigeria rice until they fined solution to the stone age rice
CelebritiesRe: Viral Photos Of Girl 'cooking' Her Vagina At A Herbalist’s Breaks Internet by Prokaryote:
Na wa
Foreign AffairsRe: Fr. Mbaka Down Primate Ayedele As Hope Uzodinma Becomes Imo Governor; Sister's D by Prokaryote: 7:13am On Jan 15, 2020
Grace abound... Congratulations to the Hope of Imo
CelebritiesRe: Emoney Relaxing In His Exotic Mansion In Anambra - PICTURES by Prokaryote: 2:36pm On Jan 07, 2020
bigcee:
Not on nairaland. Ogbeni go and hustle joor.
Ogbeni I dey my hustle lane, I dey pray make Oluwa bless am ...is that a crime?
CelebritiesRe: Emoney Relaxing In His Exotic Mansion In Anambra - PICTURES by Prokaryote: 8:59am On Jan 07, 2020
Lord open ur door of blessing for me as I key into the positive blessing of EMoney.
BusinessRe: Iyiegbu Obi Cubana's Compound, House In Anambra - PHOTOS by Prokaryote: 5:19pm On Dec 30, 2019
I key into this, more blessing to follow me even at the 11th hr
Music/RadioRe: Naira Marley - Tesumole [OFFICIAL VIDEO] by Prokaryote: 5:32pm On Dec 29, 2019
A good song will ever be green while trash reign just for the moment ...kudos to 2baba our Nigeria evergreen hip hop star.
To D Marlians,help ur Hero with a new beat
TravelRe: For Those Traveling For Christmas, How Much Is Your Transport Fare? by Prokaryote: 10:35pm On Dec 24, 2019
Iyana Ipaja to Ikotun #400 against #100 or #150 on a normal day, Oshodi to sango Ota #800 against #250. Yet we blame our govt,fuel dey yapa o. We have serious individual problem in this obodo naija, Lagos agbero no dey smile rara.
FashionRe: The Fashion 'Fraud' Committed By Lagos Slay Queens (Photos) by Prokaryote: 2:18pm On Dec 19, 2019
Reasons why audio money will always attract audio babes.
PoliticsRe: The Videos That Got Sowore In Trouble. He Calls For Violent Revolution by Prokaryote: 2:45pm On Dec 16, 2019
Very educative...the law is there for any1 that cares to look into without sentiment. Why call for revolution after election lost? Why revolution call after meeting with Nnamdi Kalu?
TravelRe: Asaba International Airport Ready To Receive Big Aircrafts - Governor Okowa by Prokaryote: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2019
Which kain international Airport, Ikeja bus terminal is more equipped than that Airport. This same Airport switch off all light once its 7pm,security zero. Asaba Airport and Akure are just over hyped.........
CrimeRe: Breaking : Area Boys Vandalize Fallen Fuel Tanker In Lekki, Lagos (video) by Prokaryote: 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2019
If you check their pocket now they may have more than the value of the fuel in the jerrican, Yet they love oshofree to death
PoliticsRe: Phcn Strike...when Last Did You Have Power Supply? by Prokaryote: 7:46am On Dec 12, 2019
akthedream2019:
Where is your location?
Agbado Lagos. Though it has always been stable in the past.the rubbish started about 2weeks ago
PoliticsRe: Phcn Strike...when Last Did You Have Power Supply? by Prokaryote: 7:35pm On Dec 11, 2019
Mine was 4hours ago....I don't even know if its afternoon or morning sef lol

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