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Crime › Re: Airtel Scamming by Prokaryote: 9:59am On Oct 22, 2020
happydude:
Imagine having 1k plus airtime and just imagine around 7pm yesterday evening to make a call started hearing I have an insufficient call credit to make that call ��
the 1k you had was the bonus they gave all their subscribers due to bad service experience last week, if you fail to finish it, they will subtract it once its 12am .
Crime › Re: Anonymous Hack DSTV And Gotv Enjoy Free Channels by Prokaryote(op): 5:13pm On Oct 18, 2020
joseph032:
They should make it free through out this protest
we just hope so
Crime › Anonymous Hack DSTV And Gotv Enjoy Free Channels by Prokaryote(op): 5:09pm On Oct 18, 2020
Femous hacking group hacked DSTV and Gotv making all channels free in protest against police brutality....enjoy your weekend
#ENDSARS#
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested For Crimes You Didn't Commit ? by Prokaryote: 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2020
druid101:
thank God what evidence do you need to confirm now ?
Please don't mock my situation
who is mocking u, share your old moniker we then take it up from there. When did you live jail,name of the prison? Then we can take it up from there
Crime › Sex For Marks, 2 IMSU Professors Caught In The Act by Prokaryote(op): 7:13am On Sep 10, 2020
Two IMO state university professors both from science faculty were caught pant down fixing up female clit for mark.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=717072735538220&id=100017065008000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1_xeniyMZI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXpbXRG-Yo
Politics › Re: Where Did Kwara Deputy Speaker, Adetiba Get Money To Build Duplex In One Year? by Prokaryote: 8:06pm On Sep 03, 2020
This one na duplex?...ogbeni the house no pass wetin I'm suppose build even with his salary. Though we know they steal money and become incompetent after winning election, that building doesn't look special.. Go check Dino's house and enter politics OP
Politics › Re: Nationwide Curfew Now 12am To 4am – FG by Prokaryote: 6:52pm On Sep 03, 2020
Which curfew when I still travel Lagos to East to fro via night bus on weekly bases. Corona is now like malaria,lets learn to live with it.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Dances With Her Co-Wives At Their Son & Daughter's Birthday by Prokaryote: 9:22pm On Aug 31, 2020
When u have money, no be audio money o, ur wives and concubine will be at peace with each other....but come to think of it, so na this man dey nack all this fine kpokoz?
What a Solomonitic behavior!!!
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Track Down And Punish Yahoo Boys Who Scammed Them (video) by Prokaryote: 8:25pm On Aug 31, 2020
Picker ti Japan, account block.. Owner pursue picker.... SARs dey sleep, may God help our nation.
Business › Re: Is Harry Akande The Reason Shoprite Is Quitting Nigeria After Negating On Deals? by Prokaryote: 7:55pm On Aug 30, 2020
Shoprite wan play fast and furious to an Ibadan man....agreement is agreement
Crime › Re: Two Lebanese Who Attempted To Smuggle $890,000 Out Of Nigeria Jailed (pic) by Prokaryote: 8:07am On Aug 21, 2020
I thought our Airspace is yet to open for public flight....this our govt sef
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Oshodi-Abule-Egba BRT Corridor by Prokaryote: 8:49pm On Aug 11, 2020
Ambode project u delayed and yet try taken glory. Try and work on the light up project from Ambode,our roads are dam dark at night.
Properties › Re: AMCON Seizes Multimillion Naira Properties In Owerri (Photos) by Prokaryote: 8:27pm On Aug 10, 2020
And what will be the faith of the occupiers? That's is not there business ba?
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Prokaryote: 3:06pm On Jun 28, 2020
SweetiliciousD:
Wow, not having sex........

The seal vanished or lost its potency?
na vanished o, I no see am again.
Romance › Re: I Slept With A Married Man And Here Is What He Used My Period For by Prokaryote: 11:20am On Jun 14, 2020
You don't have any details about his location yet u open ur dirty clit to him even doing ur period in return for gift...auntee ur period is with the gods, go and enjoy ur menopause.
Health › Re: US Government Says Covid-19 Lives For Just 2 Minutes On Sunny Surfaces Above 21c by Prokaryote: 10:57am On Apr 24, 2020
pyyxxaro:
I even think it’s better for us to start cooking with firewood in the palour self


That heat and smoke wud barbecue the virus immediately shocked
Lol, burning tire using petrol in the living room will be more ideal.
Health › Re: US Government Says Covid-19 Lives For Just 2 Minutes On Sunny Surfaces Above 21c by Prokaryote: 5:36am On Apr 24, 2020
That is why we should do without AC for now.
Politics › Re: Lock Down: Wike Reverses Position On Church Attendance For Easter by Prokaryote: 8:51pm On Apr 11, 2020
Wike is confuse.... This men are just in govt for private business, majority don't really know why they are in power...why will you lift ban just for Easter when the head quarter of Islamic(Saudi Arabia) and Catholic Church (Rome) closedown activities?
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos On Total Lockdown (Pictures, Video) by Prokaryote: 11:41am On Mar 31, 2020
I can see some commercial vehicles moving....the lockdown is not up to 90%
Health › Re: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by Prokaryote: 9:07pm On Mar 18, 2020
Naija needs help,Coro should make a stop over at the villa and let's see how proactive our presido will be.
Politics › Re: 10 Takeaways From Oshiomhole’s Victory by Prokaryote: 8:26pm On Mar 16, 2020
Oshiomole coming back is to destroy his enemies completely and this will be a landslide destruction. Short ppl like us are like vipers,obaseki and co shouldn't have jubilate too early.
I pray peace reign in the ruling party or we all go our separate ways.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Appeal Court Returns Oshiomhole As APC National Chairman by Prokaryote: 8:17pm On Mar 16, 2020
The fear of Tinubu is the beginning of wisdom. Just a single response the table turned.
Politics › Re: Exorbitant Estimated Electricity Billings! Post Your March Bills Here by Prokaryote:
Well I used less than 2k in a month on prepaid for a 2bedroom flat with more than 15hrs of light daily. Get prepaid and free ursef from this robbery.

OP, come to think of it. U are really killing PHCN with this ur uncleared bill, u no suppose get light again for 5years
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Prokaryote:
The white call it white magic while they tag ours as black magic.
Crime › Re: How Ex-fiiro DG Earned Salary For 15 Years With Phony Phd Claim by Prokaryote:
Everything is a scam now, such a man should be allowed to face south Korea firing squad for leading a research institute with fake document. The more reasons why we are not productive.
Literature › Re: These Animals I Call My Neighbors by Prokaryote: 10:32pm On Feb 29, 2020
No pause this story na, more strength.
oboy81:
Now we move on to this woman.
She has a small local drugstore, provision store near where I stay. A 'chemist/nurse. Semi-illiterate woman in her mind 30s, married with three kids. She has like an older sister or something who is always with her in her shop. Don't know much about her really, just go there to buy some necessities, like soaps, toothpaste etc.
I remember i was there one day and a baby does some really funny stuff, I smile older sister compliments me " you have a nice smile oh, nice set of teeth cheesy God created you on a Sunday smiley . Smile more for us o, you hear? " Sister seems more educated .
Now when you tell a depressed soul like me something like that, it hits you deep even if you may not realize it. I nod, collect me things and go

Ileya day comes, everyone is slaughtering herbivores left right and centre. Oboy81 is in his is room, no-one gives a hoot (thats not necessarily a bad thing even, just the way things are for ppl like me here).
I get a knock on my door, small girl is here with a big plate of food says 'my aunty say i should give you'
Me? A hungry frustrated bastard, plenty white rice with two big meats? Chineke!
That's how we start greeting, then small-talking and laughing. Lol Had I known, had I known
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Prokaryote: 6:43am On Feb 02, 2020
Who ever predict these game, God go purnish ur enemy. May u continue to grow in wisdom

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Properties › Re: My Business Started Crumbling Since I Moved Into This Apartment by Prokaryote: 1:57pm On Jan 28, 2020
Get off the dam place ASAP, had same experience until I got the Grace to move out just after a year and half of struggling , sold car, to feed sometime na wahala. I took the courage to ball out of the dam flat, Alas! my lines started falling into pleasant places.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Plans Exportation Of Rice To Europe, Others By 2022 by Prokaryote: 11:29am On Jan 28, 2020
Many dreams sha vision 2022 ko vision 3022 ni...the stones we are manufacturing is not enough yet we want to export,as for me and my house hold we have stopped eating Nigeria rice until they fined solution to the stone age rice
Celebrities › Re: Viral Photos Of Girl 'cooking' Her Vagina At A Herbalist’s Breaks Internet by Prokaryote:
Na wa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fr. Mbaka Down Primate Ayedele As Hope Uzodinma Becomes Imo Governor; Sister's D by Prokaryote: 7:13am On Jan 15, 2020
Grace abound... Congratulations to the Hope of Imo

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