₦airaland Forum

kannyluv:
i had a dream where I was with
different people and we cooked
varieties of food.I requested
they serve me rice,fortunately to
me,i did not eat the food....I was
holding a banana but i dnt know who gave it to me..I kept
the banana under a table in my
room and was dressing up
when I saw a woman carrying
the main bunch of banana that
have not be piece to smal bunches.I saw another one
been carried in a big bowl..those
two women present the banana
as a gift to a founder of a church
worldwide..I enter the man of
God's room for my own share but those women who brought
the banana are stil wit the man
of God..and I left..when I enter
his room again but couldnt find
the banana.the man of God was
sitting down & I saw a group of trees full of foliage,large and
healthy root being cutting down
in the man of God's room....I
return to my room.i find out that
the banana I kept under my
table wasn't there.I searched for it and saw the banana peel...I
asked ,who stole my banana
and everybody kept queit..out
of anger I raise curse on anyone
who stole my banana.and one
of the guy told me to reverse the curse that it was my relative that
stole t. I ignored him and keep
raising curse upon curse.then i
woke up.

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Key things Rice (Happiness, fertility) & Banana( your man)

{Most people likes to eat their rice with banana} so therefore, you are at the point in your life whereby you are about to make some critical decision especially in the area of relationship. This decision will lead to people coming together to celebrate with you; however, your joy will be short-lived because an enemy of progress stole your joy causing delays to the "rice" and this enemy is in your household.

Pray against enemy from within.

After this saga, expect the senate to pass a bill asking Buhari to show his certificate.

It simply shows the man is not corrupt.

back2sender:
Naa you need to wise up!
How did Stephanie know the Pastor was travelling to Napoli from her base in canada?

Everyone knows he always publish his preaching schedules both on TV and in his church.

Donshegxy10:

am not supporting her neither am I supporting the pastor, my point is why are people supporting the m.o.g when he has not clear himself.
I have seen worse things in the Christian dorm so I wouldn't rush to judge but wait and see the event unravel itself.

Otobo stated that she travelled with the pastor on his evangelical ministrations and that he wired her sums of money. The police should cross-check both their passports to confirm this to be true. He should provide his passports and his bank details to prove her wrong.

So my question is if for example, Seun is travelling to London tomorrow and Lady F happened to know his departure time, booked her flight to correspond with that of his; depart and landed in London at the same time and their passports stamped, does that mean they travel together?

Nigerians be wise.

"Otobo stated that she travelled with the pastor on his evangelical ministrations and that he wired her sums of money. The police should cross-check both their passports to confirm this to be true. He should provide his passports and his bank details to prove her wrong."

So if for example, Seun is travelling to London tomorrow and Lady F happened to know his departure time, booked her flight to correspond with that of his; depart and landed in London at the same time and their passports stamped, does that mean they travel together?

Nigerians be wise.

Nice but someone Is getting sack for this big security lapse.

charliboy654:
See this olodo, look it the first box, it said one number is correct n rightly placed, n it has 6, look at the third box, it said 2 numbers are correct but wrongly placed, it also has 6. Guy u r the dull one here for not having 6, in ur code, even if u are not correct, 6 should be among.

You seems to be the "Olodo" because if 6 is correct, then hint 2 wouldn't have been "wrongly placed" because 6 in hint 1 and hint 2 is at exact position.

GloriaNino:
Wtf? I won't even book an appointment with one for counselling talk less of going to him for medications

May you not have health challenge that requires urgent gynaecologist coz your mouth is "gifty" in nature.

Tell him to ask his father OBJ coz he has this habit of "advising" his son's wife whose marriage are in turmoil.

Kolade9:
Having two big phones doesn't make sense to me.

That's what broke niggaz say.

segzyogondus:
Nigerians our wahala too much Buhari run from protest make him Bp no high join him ear problem .... Mk them announce another protest in few days time now he go extend him sick leave... Our president no get shame ooo he go relax for another Country dey take treatment how many top political people for other Countries even as Benin Republic don come stay Nigeria for sick leave So Nigeria Government no fit get special hospital for inside Nigeria with good equipments and very qualified Doctors abi? so all those when go study abroad hold degrees wetin dem come go study abroad for ?

MTCHEWWWWW

Asorock clinic is well equipped with state of the art modern facilities as well as well qualified doctors but the problem is naija politicians doesn't trust the medical personnels working there to keep secrets of their medical record hence, the the prefer to go abroad. Having said that, Buhari don depreciate.

Bayelsa Governor’s Brother Explodes “na By Force To Marry You?”

Bayelsa State governor’s brother who goes by the name MoDickson Mod on facebook, yesterday descended heavily on his ex girlfriend named Emoh Adoga, who tried to force him into marriage or pay heavily for it with “A car (around N1m) + 2yrs rent (@N1.2 million) + N300k etc etc as compensation.

http://asorockpolitics.com/2017/02/05/bayelsa-governors-brother-explodes-na-by-force-to-marry-you/

Here comes the 2017 surprise;
An ex-girlfriend called Emoh Adoga now graduates from stalking me to psycho.
Why on earth are some girls just naturally desperate? I have only seen this in the movies and books.
Na by force to marry you? Na force to pay your house rent? I be your papa?
You say me promise to marry you. When?how? Where? Where I engage you na? When? Where the agreement wei I sign to marry you na? When you become my wife na?
After over two years, upon all the men wei you don see before and after me
Na me you wan scandalise? How many times will I tell you There is no vacancy in my heart?
Stop being desperate!
No wonder men de run from you!!
#SeeMeSeeTrouble !

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1313489122047358&id=100001588488605

TheTrueSeeker:
Why's she hiding her face?
She's pretty tho......!!!!

Stop confusing make up with beauty

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Funke!
Funke who? Ayele ibosi oo

There's nothing wrong in flogging a grown up if he or she commits a crime. Perhaps they asked her 1 year in prison or flogging

Meanwhile, Happy birthday to the celebrant

What's all this?

For Nigeria we dey look for light, we no see.
We dey look for water we no see
Even good road we no see
We still dey look for chibok girls
We dey look for MMM to start paying we no see
Now we don dey look for our president.

Pls you see BUHARI?

Bolustic:
The guy is providing help to get help. After the wedding now, freeze mode will get activated.

Guy, your head dey there

Chai u get mouth are us saying na mavrodian wedding?

Back in 2011 when Barack Obama banned Iraqi refugees for six months the far left said nothing!
In 2011 the US discovered Al-Qaeda terrorists living as refugees in Kentucky. As a result of this discovery the Obama administration blocked all Iraqi refugees from entering the US for six months.

Trump is on track

hmm

hmmm

Every night before going to bed, everybody on Nairaland, Facebook, twitter, instagram etc etc locked their entrance doors or if you are in Africa, you lock both your doors and gates with heavy chains meant for gorillas not even dogs and possibly, line up broken bottles on top of your fences etc etc. They do all these not because they hate the people outside, but simply because they love the people inside. Also, it’s because they value their lives and properties. If in the middle of the night someone they trust come knocking, they will gladly open the door/gate else, they will peep through the window or in political terms “vetting”. So, if you are one of those protesting Donald Trump actions on immigration and you restrict access to the full functionality of your home every night before going to bed or leaving your house in the morning, you’re hypocrite.

SIGN AND SHARE THIS PETITION LET PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND THE US GOVERNMENT TAKE ACTION AGAINST THE CONTINUOUS SILENCE OF PRESIDENT BUHARI AND APC LEAD GOVERNMENT OVER THE KILLING OF CHRISTIANS IN NIGERIA BY THE FULANI HERDSMEN.
DON'T USE GUN, USE YOUR PHONE.
DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU OR YOUR FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIENDS BECOME THE NEXT VICTIM!

ACT NOW!!!

https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-usa-take-action-on-the-killings-of-christians-in-nigeria

GiaGunn:
Crap

Player alert

Laveda:
Privacy Sir, Privacy.

I hope it will be okay for your rich husband to password his bank account?

TheSecretary:
[color=#2F4F4F]Why does It look like She is giving him "head" in the first Picture??[/color]

Go and renew your mind because it's so rotten.

joeace2020:
here's why you are so so so backward. Terrible Africans

Don't be so stupid and naive. Ask yourself what right are the they fighting for? Go and figure out the reason why this set of sore losers are protesting. You can't say you're fighting for women right while at the same time dissing a fellow woman (Ivanka Trump).

I'm looking forward to the day, and it's coming soon, when celebrities will no longer be celebrated. They will have proved themselves inept and ungracious, ill-informed, unwise and quite boorish. President Trump will leave them eating his dust and wishing they had kept their big, self-important mouths firmly shut.

Their votes didn't matter, what makes them think their protest matter? yeye dey smell