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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:59pm On Dec 07, 2014
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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:47pm On Dec 07, 2014
Guidelines for Correction of Application

Please read carefully Procedure

1. This information is ONLY applicable
to candidates who desire to alter the entries in their application form
after successfully completing their
application and clicking on Submit
on the acknowledgement page. Only
information entered by candidates can
be edited, all pre-filled entry CANNOT
be edited EXCEPT for contact details
(phones and email addresses).
Note: Students already cleared by
Exams and Record can ONLY update
their contact details.

2. Correction attracts a penalty of N1,000.
Interested candidates can proceed to
generate the correction invoice.

3. Candidates should proceed to any of
the listed banks (nationwide) on the
print-out of the Correction Invoice and
make payment of One Thousand Naira
(N1,000.00) exclusive of Bank Charges
using the Reference Number. Ensure
the bank posts the payment through
the appropriate channel to reflect
instantly on FUNNAB's Admission
Portal otherwise you will not be able
to effect the correction of your
application .

4. After payment at the designated bank,
candidates are to return to the
Correction Login Page: http://admission.unaab.edu.ng/correction/loginCorrection.php you will be
required to fill in your contact details
(phone numbers and email addresses).
On submission, the contact details on
your acceptance form will be updated
and if you are yet to be cleared, your
Admission Acceptance Form will be
opened for editing.

5. Candidates can thereafer to proceed to
edit your Acceptance Form .

6. Carefully preview and confirm the
modification has been effected before
clicking on Submit on the
acknowledgement page. Your
Correction fee lapses after clicking on
submit. Another correction will be
treated as a fresh request which
requires payment of another
Correction fee of N1,000 as penalty.
Candidates should thereafter print out
the Application Form displaying your
passport photograph.
NOTE: It is your responsibility to ensure
your correction is properly effected.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:06pm On Dec 06, 2014
Nunushokoto:
FUNAAB NA DIE OO:..


*Some ppl have not even started registration nd most are yet 2 complete theirs yet dey brought out an ICT schedule dat wl almost take d whole week.

*Dey opened d hostel portal wen dey knew it was impossible for any payments 2 be made cos banks dont function on weekends

Just brace urself up cos next week is rili gonna be a bumpy ride nd i can tell u dat only d determined ones will scale thru it.



BABA GOD NA YOUR HAND WE DEY oo
You guys are even enjoying... The present 400L students did their registrations while they were having lectures
PoliticsRe: Atiku Leads APC Poll With Wide Margin - Dailypost Poll by pseudonomer: 8:13pm On Dec 06, 2014
Who's Atiku?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:10pm On Dec 06, 2014
Ennyhorlar:
are we to bring laptop along nii?
No... You won't be needing it... You may not even be allowed to bring it inside.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2014
trolley:
pseudonomer, pls do you know if the ICT training is compulsory?
Not necessary... It's rubbish to me. But if you're a computer novice... You may need it.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:15pm On Dec 05, 2014
Omofairy:
thank you pseudonomer smiley
You're welcome.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:52pm On Dec 05, 2014
Omofairy:
please how did you guys download these forms? cant find the link on the website or portal

Download
,
print and
fill
the following registration
forms:
a.2014/2015 fresher’s clearance form
b.Eligibility/verification form
c.Personal data form
d.Sponsor’s form
e.Declaration against cultism form
f.Verification of certificate form
g.Medical form

kindly assist a sister. thnx
unaab.edu.ng/attachments/RegistrationForms.pdf
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2014
vykta:
cool Me 2... God Works in Mysterious ways
I'm damn serious..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:15am On Dec 03, 2014
vykta:
Hian... Even U? ... #InJelailahsVoice
It's not what u thinking jor... For your info... I'm engaged.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:41am On Dec 03, 2014
Jasdine:
I dey Colfhec too o
Sup? How is it going... Still waiting to hear from u.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:39am On Dec 03, 2014
Gibimade:
grin U don confirm already..
Thanks
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:08am On Dec 03, 2014
phaniyi7:
jam dem for colfhec yestdai
Thanks... That's what I wanna confirm
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:07am On Dec 03, 2014
wanderlust007:
gud morning guys... pls hw where can sm1 get attestation letter if dat person is using combined result.. neck GCE +WAEC. she has her testimonial fr d waec bt needs d letter fr GCE.. regards to all d Bosses in d house o.. pseudonomer and co
She can get it from any reputable man of society... Like Pastor, Imam, Local Goverment chairman, community leader, etc....

Firstly, she's going to use Testimonial or Attestation. Since she has a testimonial, why can't she use that.

And, Tesmonial/Attestation is not synonymous to o'level result... It's just to show that you're of a good character. In testimonial, your school counselor stands for u... In attestation, a trusted and reputable man in the society stands for u.

Got it now?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:52am On Dec 03, 2014
Gibimade:
Their College na..
You sure about this?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:47am On Dec 03, 2014
Where do colmas students have their registration?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:46am On Dec 03, 2014
Codedrock:
i have been to unaab.edu.ng many times and no news of such..
Will u pls describe where it is on the site?
portal.unaab.edu.ng
EducationRe: NISD : Participation Thread(REP your school in here) by pseudonomer: 9:47pm On Dec 02, 2014
Am I late? FUNAAB
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 11:08am On Dec 02, 2014
Gibimade:
Pls where can I get 1st bank oo..huh GT is not dispensing with my card..
Oke-Ilewo... I'll advice to go to FCE Osiele... There are about 3 banks atm there... It's just N30 from camp there. While Oke-Ilewo will cost u like N300 to-fro.
RomanceRe: Former Escort Who Slept With 10,000 Men Is Ready To Settle Down by pseudonomer: 10:28am On Dec 02, 2014
cococandy:
She will still get married to a nice man who will love her until death do them part.
The very real post so far..
RomanceRe: Former Escort Who Slept With 10,000 Men Is Ready To Settle Down by pseudonomer: 10:12am On Dec 02, 2014
kennygee:
shocked

What does she have to offer a man?

I mean, wetin remain?

Someone please educate me.
She was an escort...a professional(not the local prostitutes Nigerian girls are) She's trained and classy. She knows how to satisfy men...I'm sure, she's cleaner and will be better enjoyed more than those over-rated virgins. Do you think it's about how wide or tight? You've got no idea what loving making is about.

It's not about how big or small a rod is, it's about how u can use it. And it's not about how wide or tight a hole is, it's about how u can use it.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:02am On Dec 02, 2014
Dhellake:
Boss, For those that got their documents signed yesterday, what's the next thing
pseudonomer:
2. Proceed to your respective College to see the Examinations and Records Officer for the verification of the entry qualification(s) on which the admission was based. If credentials are found to be in order, the College Schedule Officer will give a Compact Disc (CD). If not, Examinations and Records Officer will refer candidate to Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academic) for further necessary actions.

3. Return online to portal.unaab.edu.ng 24hours (after clearance by the College schedule Officer) to generate prescribed fees invoice.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:56am On Dec 02, 2014
2014/2015 ACADEMIC SESSION REGISTRATION PROCEDURES FOR FRESH STUDENTS

All newly admitted candidates into the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta are expected to follow the following procedures for registration:

1. Go to portal.unaab.edu.ng
(i) Fill the acceptance forms;
(ii) Print the completed Acceptance Form; and
(iii) Download, print and fill the following registration forms:
a. 2014/2015 fresher’s clearance form
b. Eligibility/verification form
c. Personal data form
d. Sponsor’s form
e. Declaration against cultism form
f. Verification of certificate form
g. Medical form

2. Proceed to your respective College to see the Examinations and Records Officer for the verification of the entry qualification(s) on which the admission was based. If credentials are found to be in order, the College Schedule Officer will give a Compact Disc (CD). If not, Examinations and Records Officer will refer candidate to Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academic) for further necessary actions.

3. Return online to portal.unaab.edu.ng 24hours (after clearance by the College schedule Officer) to generate prescribed fees invoice.

4. Proceed to any of the designated banks with your prescribed fees Invoice for payment. Collect evidence of payment.

5. Return online to portal.unaab.edu.ng to generate your receipt. Fill your course registration forms online and print.

6. Proceed to your College Accountant to authenticate your receipt.

7. Proceed to the Department with your printed course registration forms for verification, registration and submission.

8. After the clearance and Registration at the Department, return to the Examinations and Records Office with (i) Duly signed and stamped departmental clearance (ii) Receipt for payment of prescribed fees and (iii) Other completed forms itemized in (1) above for endorsement. Thereafter, the College Schedule Officer will issue an Eligibility Certificate to duly cleared and registered students.

9. Other registration formalities at the Student Affairs Unit, the Library and the University Health Centre will run at the same time with the Departmental Registration.

10. Eligibility Certificate obtained from the Examinations and Records Office is to enable students sign Matriculation Register at the College.

11. Attendance at the Orientation Programme which is slated to hold between Monday 15th – Friday, 19th Dec., 2014 is compulsory for all fresh students as this will be the prerequisite for the allocation of Matriculation Number.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:40pm On Dec 01, 2014
Codedrock:
Hello guys.....................
Please what is going on? The official resumption date haven't even been announced on the school website and everyone here is talking about registration..
Guys checkout admission.unaab.edu.ng there is nothing there yet.
Bros, sorry are u learner?
RomanceRe: Five Reasons Why Guys Should Quit Complaining About Being Friendzoned by pseudonomer: 8:32pm On Dec 01, 2014
Sometimes I just don't want friendship from some girls... If I want us to be friends... I won't ask you out. If I ask you, and you tell me you're not interested... I stop talking u...

The most annoying thing is that, the girl will now go around and started telling everybody I stopped talking to her because she refused my offer...complaining my attitude is immature. Well, who cares?

I don't get friendzoned by using the reverse psychology...thanks to Robert Greene
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:29pm On Dec 01, 2014
How's the registration stuff going fellas?
BusinessRe: Devaluation: Naira Now N183 To The Dollar by pseudonomer: 12:58pm On Dec 01, 2014
omenka:
These are at best fabrication of the APC. Only NOI polls can tell us the true state of affairs. The opposition are just trying to smear the image of the president knowing that the economy has never fared better in the history of this nation!!
If not because I don't wanna sound rude. I should have call you a fool. Some people can be so idiolata
BusinessRe: Devaluation: Naira Now N183 To The Dollar by pseudonomer: 12:54pm On Dec 01, 2014
Good News... Time to hustle harder...
RomanceRe: A Letter To … The Girl Who Accused Me Of Rape When I Was 15 by pseudonomer(op):
My friend was once in this shoe... Nobody believed him except me, it was so difficult for him... He nearly committed suicide, but after 4yrs recently, the girl turned SU. She confessed, begging my friend to forgive her... But she has done a hell of damage to my friend life...

We live in society whereby whenever it's a case between a man and a lady, nobody will listen to the man point of view.
Ladies are always right when they shed tears.
RomanceA Letter To … The Girl Who Accused Me Of Rape When I Was 15 by pseudonomer(op): 6:02pm On Nov 29, 2014
I was 15 and you were 13. Exactly one year and four months apart. But they will say two years because apparently, in months, we are supposed to round up. I had never met you before, even though we went to the same school. After the usual Friday night routine of underage binge drinking and smoking to look cool, we ended up staying over at a mutual friend’s house. His not-so-traditional parents made it an ideal hangout.

We were talking casually when I first noticed you flirting. I wasn’t exactly a looker back then, and definitely not the kind of guy who girls at our school usually flirted with, so I guess I was flattered. I made some kind of attempt to mirror your advances and we kissed.

“Bed” turned out to be you, your friend and me sleeping on three mattresses in a dining room. We held hands when the lights were out and you guided my hand to your breasts.

We gave up our virginity in eight minutes of clumsiness and confusion. You took my belt off and I battled with your bra. We were as silent as we could have been so as not to wake your friend who lay just two metres away, asleep.

I think we were both relieved when it finished. We didn’t use a condom, I guess because I never expected to have sex any time soon and if you did have one with you it wasn’t offered.

It was entirely mute apart from the simple, but essential, “Do you want to … ?” and “Yes.”

We parted with closed-mouth kisses and I returned to my mattress to sleep.

I woke up being shaken by my friend’s father and two policemen. They were telling me to get dressed and come with them. I didn’t have a clue what was going on.

One of the officers instructed the other to “bag” my T-shirt so myfriend’s dad gave me his to put on; all the while I was being escortedthrough the house rubbing my eyes and asking what was happening.

Through the living room door, I saw more police comforting you. My friend was shouting something in my defence but it wasn’t until I was being arrested at the side of the police car for rape that I realised what was happening.

The arresting officer held my arm in detention until I finished heaving my stomach on to the street before pushing me into the back of the police car and driving me to the station.

I was processed and taken to a single cell where the door was closed and my head exploded. I didn’t make a single sound and declined the blanket and the solicitor, as if they might let me out for good behaviour. They took my shoelaces so I didn’t hang myself.

I woke up in tears to the realisation that I was still in a nightmare that couldn’t possibly be true. My foster dad had been called and he came and cried with me, demanded a solicitor and sat through a police interview so in-depth and humiliating that I still refuse to let myself remember it.

I had samples of my nails, saliva and pubic hair taken.

For three months, my bail was renewed monthly while the case was investigated. All this time, I wasn’t allowed to arrive at school until every other pupil was in class, for their safety. I spent every day in isolation, having work from each lesson sent to me via reception staff. If I went to the toilet, I’d be accompanied inside and prevented from talking to any other pupil in the school who I’d spent the last three years trying to make friends with.

My foster placement nearly collapsed because social workers were not sure if I could be trusted to live in the same house as my foster sister. I became completely introverted.

The charges were dropped in January, after the worst Christmas of my life. I was told that charges against you and me for underage sex had been considered but weren’t pursued. They did not give me any options to take action against you.

I never saw you after that night. In the six years since, I have done all I can to block out the horror of not just that night but of every month spent on bail. While the police seemed to hold true to innocent until proven guilty, my friends and their families certainly didn’t. Even when I returned to a you-free school, I never quite recovered. My relationships since have been damaged and I still struggle to trust my partners. I tell practically no one now about what happened, for fear of being perceived as a rapist and because I guess they’d say stories like mine make it harder for real victims of rape to be believed.

I moved away from home and keep minimal ties with my old life, but I don’t think I’ll ever forget what you did. I don’t know why you told your friend that I had raped you – maybe because you didn’t want to admit you’d had sex so casually or maybe because you were scared.

But I will never be able to forgive you for what you did to me.

You damaged my perception of women entirely and the only relationship I have since been able to sustain is with a man I can trust.

Rape is an abhorrent crime and every victim should be able to report it. Buht false accusations of rape are abhorrent too, and the victims too easily forgotten. Not only do false allegations damage the life of the victim but they also contribute to the trivialisation of the seriousness of genuine sexual violence.

Anonymous

Source: The Guardian UK
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:19am On Nov 29, 2014
Jamzig1:
Dis thing is getting confusing...let me get it straight...d forms they indicate "quintuplicate", are we to:
1.print 1 copy nd make 4photocopies then fill it and affix passports where applicable
2. print 5 original copeis and fill them and affix passports where applicable
3. just print 1 copy, fill then submit for stamping nd signing b4 making photocopy?
No 3.

I remembered I made the mistake of doing the no1. I later realized the third option is the right way.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:19am On Nov 29, 2014
pseudonomer:
Na one form like that... You'll be given at the registration point to make photocopies... After filling.. And stamp... You will make photocopies, each page into 4 places...
It's not really a form, but it's a form with several pages, it includes sponsor's form, result... Etc

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