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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:08am On Sep 22, 2014
Champion01: Wait for original funaab academic calender
November 17 for Freshers
December 8 for Returning Students.

Confirmed
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:29pm On Sep 20, 2014
Champion01: pls bro, is it 'compulsory' to print jamb admission letter nd original jamb result with coloured printed?
Yes
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:23am On Sep 20, 2014
NOUB: . Guy pls I need Ur help.I already paid my acceptance
fee but I don't know d next step to pay.thanks
Have you received a confirmation(acceptance payment) message from FUNAAB? After that, *chilax. You'll know what to do next, it will be posted on unaab website. But for now, get your documents ready.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:19am On Sep 20, 2014
baye2023: A'level? dey shuld aff put it dere in Capital Letters dah dats wat dey want...nd bout d Frat dominated school, Frat members dey pass out wif Distinction or upper credit? [Tell us anoda thing biko♠] dey didnt use d esssay..Fr Bam dey admitted distinction student wif compo of 83% above..nywaiz dats Merit tho..i no a gal fr DE wif 60.12% dah was given a science sub...wathever! I'm Thankful to GOD...Talking bout it much sef is making my Thankfulness to GOD [HYPOCRITICAL♧] Moving on....
How are you so sure the essay wasn't used? You have no ideas of frat guys... I've seen first class fratboys(More than 10)...the school is aware of the intelligent ones..which are the most dangerous.

There's no automatic admission for merit students in any university even in MIT, other factors must be taken into considerations.

There's always flaws in any process. But I believe Luck usually plays a big role in Universities admission process.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:54am On Sep 20, 2014
baye2023: 2yrs+1yr IT in Yabatech, read lyk kilode wif ma Dull brain just to meet up wif upper..came out wif 3.2..Alhamdulilah for that...Applied fr DE as BAM asp in Funaab wif compo of 71% [Shey dah Compo shii works sef] anyways was hoping to see my name in d Scnd list [DE included List]

First List came out, was happy dah scnd list go soon show..Many pple gave testimony of hw dey got admited mostly wif 40/50sumfin% as compo...Was jubilating dah at all at all my name go comot fr scnd list wif 71% [Am sorry i judged wif utme candidates compo]..Told Pale dah d Acceptance is 45k nd dey will soon gimme admission...my Caring dad paid 50k into my acc d thirdDay..He said izz beta we dnt kill ILEYA ram [Obviously dats d Ileya ram money] dan lose addmission..God bless nd Enrich him [Amen]

Second list was being [uploading] i no see nything..walahi i culdnt slip buh i tot again [Funaab nvr update nw] finally slept nd was hoping to see my name wen its being [uploaded] finish nd updated..Friday [Ojo jimo oloyin] Funaab update site nd i chckd [Oops] Sorry! Yet to b offered admission...Well i culdnt cry or laugh..All i culd do was to give thanks to God [Alhamdulilahi] wasnt happy tho buh All d same went fr jummat nd prayed wif a ThankFul Heart..Just told dad nd he said [We tried our best! we dnt knw nybdy buh God!! God Knws Best]

Tomao, instead of goin to pay acceptance i will b returning d money to pale acc bck so he will buy Ileya Ram [You free to come chop]
Wathever situation u are now [Admitted or yet to] Give thanks to God..He knows Best

Its not over until its over #Byesmiley ;( :*
From what I heard, composite score is not the only factor. FUNAAB will prefer to admit someone with A'Level result instead of Poly or College of Education Result. School really matters... If you're from a frat dominated school, Funaab may not consider you for admission. I think your essay is a big factor this time(just an assumption). EDLS, Catchment, this is also a factor. All is well!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:47am On Sep 20, 2014
Donkunxex: I've gone dere.... na so so ish dem go talk... wit mai good o level and evertin dey said acctng is 60comp...buh some peeps av been admitted wit lower comp...at least I saw 58... I left after hearing d composed lie....
Essay maybe considered and some other factors. I've seen people that scored lower(not really low, like 2-3score lower) than the others and get admitted without knowing anybody.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:39am On Sep 20, 2014
If you lose on this admission, next year is another year. If you still want to give FUNAAB a try.

My tips:
1. Go for the pre-degree programme.

2. Apply for a lower course...Unless you're sure of your abilities(Don't deceive yourself on this.)

3. Study hard for your jamb.

4. If you opt in for pre-degree, take the programme very serious because it's your banker(surest bet) to get admitted to FUNAAB.

5. Try to contact your family members and friends if they know someone that has influence(Like a professor, HOD, etc) in FUNAAB. Try doing this immediately you choose FUNAAB in Jamb

6. Direct Entry is like the Kingdom of Heaven in all Federal Universities... It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a direct entry applicant to get admitted to UNAAB

7. Pray for Luck.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:38am On Sep 20, 2014
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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 2:23pm On Sep 17, 2014
phemmyjohnson: Yet, there is still no news update in Funaab portal on the list that was just released. This is absurd and Unusual for funaab to release admission list and not officially declare the basis of the list uploaded..

Even one time or the other, when more names are added to first batch list, Its always updated on the news feed - "MORE NAMES HAVE BEEN ADDED"





Though DE and more jambites were admitted but for all I care "THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE 2ND BATCH YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE" ...




Don't get me wrong, names of jambites admitted was pulled from the reserved names for 2nd batch but it "might" have been uploaded online to make a complete 1st batch list... #NobodyKnows




When the final update on 2nd batch list shows, Its still certain more people "might" be admitted to make it 2nd batch list....




So until the 2nd batch list info and another acceptance fee deadline is updated,
Let all still be Hopeful..
#Goodluck





NOTE
At this stage which is unpredictable of funaab management, every info on the list delivered here is based on "Assumption", suitable with the use of "Might" on word construction..
Exactly what I was about Saying...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:38am On Sep 13, 2014
amhackdee: God should help me,Dharey99, and all that ur names start with letter D grin most especially, we all. Is funaab list differ from Jamb's? I mean is it possible for school to admit u and Jamb doesn't.
School will send the list of students they are going to admit(to jamb), Jamb will give admission letter to students.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:31am On Sep 13, 2014
baye2023: DE out fully? who dem do give admission wey b DE..course pls? if possible jamb reg no
He said DE to be out on Monday.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:54pm On Sep 11, 2014
Please leave the Bimfo guy alone... He has a reason for not believing God exist, and you have a reason for your believing God... You don't have to force your believe on someone else. Religion here, Religion there...crap, crap, crap...

In BTW...I believe in God and Jesus Christ. But I respect others view of Religion(Muslim, Atheist, Buddhist, Pagan...).
CultureRe: Ekiti People by pseudonomer: 8:08am On Sep 11, 2014
honifome: Ekiti people are talkative,rude,lazy,
mannerless and drinks a lot
Just like your dad
CultureRe: Ekiti People by pseudonomer: 8:07am On Sep 11, 2014
Proudly full blooded Ekiti...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2014
Angelina996: None sir! Reason being that my BBM is off for now (22C1C1AE) and I'm not on whatsapp @all. Mayb FB sha?
Okay, gimmie ur facebook id or your phone digits
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:36pm On Sep 08, 2014
Angelina996: There's nothing I'll do with self-con, I'll be okay wif a room in a good building in a nice area! Thanks...Shikena
If only u can get a room for me sha..preferably
Are u on bbm or whatsapp...huh
Christianity EtcRe: Exact Facts Of Pastor Anita's Divorce Papers by pseudonomer: 5:21pm On Sep 08, 2014
Bobby4090: The exact facts of the Oyakhilome's divorce case have been stated below. It shows that though Pastor Anita didn't use the word 'adultery', she says her husband keeps 'inappropriate relationships with female members of the church' and that his husband also humiliates her whenever these females are around- 'She feels humiliated by the way he treats her in the presence of his close female staff members'. Facts have emerged at the weekend that the ground on which Pastor Anita Oyakhilome is seeking to divorce her husband, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, the President of Believers’ Love World Inc., popularly known as Christ Embassy, is not adultery but on behaviours that suggest that she cannot ‘reasonably be expected’ to live with him.


There had been media reports that Anita decided to divorce Pastor Chris based on allegations of ‘adultery’ and ‘unreasonable behaviours’ but a copy of the court papers for the divorce process filed at the Principal Registry of the Family Division (PRFD) of the High Court of Justice in possession of THISDAY, revealed that she applied for “divorce on the ground that the marriage has broken down irretrievably.”
In her statement of case in support of petition at PRFD with number FD14001650, Pastor Anita however, accused her husband of having inappropriate relationship with some of his female staff members.


According to the statement, “the wife has discussed with the husband his appropriate relationship with some of his female staff members. She has explained that this has given her cause for concern. The husband has minimised her worries and taken no step to alleviate her grievances.”


In fact, the statement indicated no allegation of adultery as there was no co-respondent to the petition and no names were mentioned.
Dictionary.com defines adultery as “voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not their spouse.”
The statement reads in part: “The wife submits that her marriage to the husband has irretrievably broken down and there is no hope of reconciliation. The wife will submit that it is the husband’s unreasonable behaviours which have led to this.


“The husband and the wife are both Pastors. The husband undertakes his work, in the main, in South Africa and Nigeria. The wife lives in the United Kingdom. The wife will say that they have lived separately for 16 years and over this time have drifted apart. The wife has come to realise that the husband will only visit the UK for annual church programmes that he holds rather than to be with this wife. The wife feels that he has been unavailable as a father to their children during their developing years.


“The wife feels that their marriage suffered under the pressure of their work. They would rarely spend time together due to the husband unavailability. Special occasions such as Christmas, Birthdays and family occasions and anniversaries past them by and their rarely spent any time together as a family as the husband was more devoted to his work than he was to them.


“The wife feels that she has been used to portray and enhance the husband’s image as a family man when the reality is that there is no existing relationship between them. She feels that she has been present for official functions simply for his convenience. On occasions she has been copied into his travel itinerary which has been given to him by his staff on a need to know basis.
“The wife has tried to discuss her concerns with the husband. He claims that she is carnal and he is insensitive to her feelings and her needs.”


“As a result of the husband’s attitude to their marriage, the wife will say that he is virtually not recognised as a married man in the ministry. His teachings and beliefs on marriage is that the husband is a master and a controller and the wife will say that his concept of biblical; submission is so extreme that it is impossible for her to meet his expectations. She feels humiliated by the way he treats her in the presence of his close female staff members and she feels that she has been taken for granted which has become unbearably stressful for her.


“The wife will say that the relationship with the husband is non-existent to the point that his itinerary which was announced publicly at the beginning of the year had no provision for time with his family. His staff members who travel with him organise both his personal and professional life without any input from her. The wife will say that she is treated with disregard almost like akin to an intruder.
“The wife feels that she has been mentally, physically and emotionally deprived of the experience of a marital relationship. She feels that the husband has persistently judged her and his communication with her has been unduly harsh. The wife knows that he was hard to please and has been extremely critical.
“The wife reserves the right to expand on all of these particulars if the divorce petition is defended.”



http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/adultery-not-anita-oyakhilome-s-ground-for-divorce-court-papers-show/188414/
This is the reason why Paul decided not to get married, in order to focus mainly on Work of God.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:16am On Sep 05, 2014
Angelina996: Is eleweran not around police station area? Its far o...well, how much is it?
Yes, far? But I go to school from there almost everyday. The price range is around 60k
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 9:01am On Sep 05, 2014
phemmyjohnson: Change ur teller to receipt??
You gonna do no such thing..
Keep the teller and the receipt with you.
Jez know the receipt is ur evidence of payment for acceptance fee and u probably gonna need it on screening day..
#Goodluck...
I still have my acceptance fee receipt with me. I don't know if things have changed now, but during my time, you'll be required to change your teller to receipt.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:27am On Sep 05, 2014
josephohiri: Av bin admitted bt jamb status still shows. No admission yet
It doesn't matter, when I was given admission it took like 4 months(We were already in the second semester of my first year) before I could print my admission letter.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:19am On Sep 05, 2014
If you don't wanna live in gate or camp... There's a cheap self-con(water, power generator, security) at Eleweran side. Contact me...
EducationRe: UNILAG CSO Sunday Adejumo Murdered In Akoka Lagos Bar by pseudonomer:
Reference: But we do criticise private universities especially faith based ones and make fun of those parents who want nothing to do with these sort of things. Pity.
Frats to non-frats student ratio in private Universities is much higher than in the Federal Universities.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:06am On Sep 02, 2014
isoh: Are you kidding, Funaab even runs an ijmb centre in the school. kindly check up with your facts.
IJMB Centre in the school? Alabata Campus?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:52pm On Sep 01, 2014
bobbyspeed: Not a religious section and fellowship bla bla bla.

Why are u embittered about gospel .. Besides, no one introduced religion dimensions to the discourse deliberately but in what the lawyer called '"orbiter dictum" or jez side comments made by the way and not fundamental to the issue in discuss.

You will agree that the fellowship bla bla bla came about as a result of helping a jambite with a referral to my son for information and in that attempt pple tried to decipher whom my son is and the issue of The Apostolic Church Students Fellowship came about.

In no way did myself and those who tried to identify my son with the fellowship preach on the thread for any to give his life to christ or change his religion.

Please note that fellowship is a constant thing in life and it cuts accross all religion divides be it islam as in mosque prayer or jumat service, Christianity as in church worship and the Occultic or cultism gathering .

Its a choice and a must if you dont fellowship with God you Alternatively fellowship with the devil in occultism/cultism. "" To whom you yield yourself to obey, the servant ye are'' says the bible. One may yield to obey the devil in perpetual sin and a life at variance to God injuctions in bible and Qur'an and face eternal destruction or yield to obey God and a fufilling life here and thereafter.

I pray that God will strengthened all with his spirit to fellowship with him in spirit and worship and not taking the destructive part of fellowship with the devil WHICH IS ABNORMAL (PSEUDONOMER) LOLZ
I want to make a comment, but I will reserve that because I don't want to be tagged as "rude". Somehow... I will not be tempted to comment my reserve.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:42am On Sep 01, 2014
succeed2: Hmmmm..
i wonder wot 2 say...
What to say like? I believe in God and in His Son, Christ. I don't just like all those fellowship people, they've never fail to disappoint me. They are too judgmental like they are any better, their pastor is their god, they(the so called "SU's"wink are actually wicked(In their heart, I've seen deeds), they are the most Unforgiving souls I've ever met.

Sorry, Here is not a religion section. I can't just stand fellowship blahblah...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:45am On Aug 31, 2014
succeed2: shocked
Wow!
What an amazing turn out of events...
Glad 2 announce dat am also a TAC full member & a witness too.
I neva knew TACSFON was such a household name on nairaland!
It is a Great pleasure knowing u sirs Bobbyspeed & Wanderlust!
TAC WITNESSES;
Devil Defeated Totally....(Iran Ologo 4 Lyf).
I am 'Deleke. I was given Mechanical Engineering, am a jambite.
Fellowship, fellowship... Blah blah blah...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op):
Jelailah: cn i ave ur whatsapp numba pls i nid 2 ask u sm questns
Just beep me. Don't quote me pls... I will soon delete it.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 12:00pm On Aug 30, 2014
atymat: pls wat next after receiving the alert.
Have you been admitted?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:44am On Aug 30, 2014
johnnyys: I read smethng lyk 'no social lyf in FUNAAB.' z it tru? 'no social lyf in FUNAAB'? Abeg o..hw tru z it? Btw...z dere anythng lyk inter-departmental/college football matches? M jes askin o. *winx*
If you've schooled in UI, Ife or Unilag, you'll know FUNAAB social life is nothing to write about...but things are improving gradually.

It also depends on you, you can choose to have a zero social life, you can also decide decides to be very social.

I have a moderate social life in FUNAAB, Parties, Clubs, Hang outs, Bars, I play football every Saturday Morning, there are so many activities. You just need to be very careful, as not to let your social life gets into your study. If you are not mature enough to control things, I'll advise a Class-Library-Fellowship-Hostel routine.

If you're in COLNAS and COLMAS, especially COLNAS you need to study a lot. Unless you are happily praying for extra years.

*Never Compare yourself with an Agric Student. Their social life is extreme and their grades are better because their Exam is beans i.e multiple choice questions(obj).
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:20am On Aug 30, 2014
tobizkul: plz can i submit my my transcript mysef
Yes
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 6:18am On Aug 30, 2014
dharay99: Pseudonomer & phemmyjohann.... una no wan talk abi, I sey wetin dey sup wid una hostels naa... shey Na true dat dude yarn.? angry
I don't stay in the hostel, I've only been to the female hostel like 5times. So I don't really know anything about the hostel.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:50pm On Aug 28, 2014
ikeola6: I don't mean to scare anyone but reading like a normal student in MTS department infact the entire Colphys is like working towards series of references and a 3rd class,even a pass if I may say. MTS103 vector n geometry both CAT n Exam is theory from next session as said by The Greatest ever Prof Agboola whom u know very well grin I don't mean to scare anyone but reading like a normal student in MTS department infact the entire Colphys is like working towards series of references and a 3rd class,even a pass if I may say. MTS103 vector n geometry both CAT n Exam is theory from next session as said by The Greatest ever Prof Agboola whom u know very well Sir,so any student that has been admitted into Colphys must prepare his/her mind now or else........ #proudly repping chm Dept#
Oga Pseudonomer how is IT Sir,I know u would av gotten fresher b4 the new session begins.
It depends on your definition of normal student study. The MTS103 is SS1-SS3 work... Check Project Further Maths, 1-3.

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