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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by pseudonomer: 9:36am On May 09, 2015
I guess I'm finally back on here. I'm just through with one of my toughest semester ever.
Computer MarketRe: Laptop Chargers For Sale @ Reduced Price by pseudonomer: 10:09pm On May 08, 2015
Lenovo charger 65W 20V. Is it available. And Do you have battery for Lenovo Thinkpad X201?
PoliticsRe: The Yoruba Race. by pseudonomer: 9:30am On Mar 29, 2015
Ilekeh:
The western world took notice of Nigeria because of the likes of Fela.

Pay attention, students.
Wole Soyinka...
RomanceWhy I’m The Man You Deserve, But Not The Man You Want Right Now by pseudonomer(op): 11:11pm On Mar 20, 2015
You spend the first half of your life running around trying to figure out what matters to you and what doesn’t, and the second half finding your purpose and pursuing it. When you know what you want, everything else becomes trivial.

The better you understand yourself, the more experience you have and the clearer the life you want becomes. When we learn more and more about ourselves throughout our lifetimes, we come to a point of clarity.

We come to a point at which we know what we want, and we know what we have to do to get it.

When we’re talking about relationships, however, we’re not the only people in the mix; whenever you add another person to the equation, you hand over partial control of your reality.

You could be the greatest person in the world — but it doesn’t mean others will necessarily acknowledge or recognize it.

You could be clear on what you’re looking for in a partner, but unable to make it work because the person isn’t. Sometimes, you’re exactly who he or she needs, but not what he or she wants.

You deserve a future, but you prefer to dwell in your past.

You’re hung up on that guy or girl you’ve been hung up on since you parted ways. Maybe he or she treated you like sh*t. Maybe you weren’t a good match. Maybe the timing was off. Maybe one or both of you wasn’t mature enough to hold it all together.

The truth is, it doesn’t matter why you decided to break up. What matters is you DECIDED to break up.

This isn’t to say you can’t change your mind, realize you made a mistake, mature enough to be ready for a loving relationship, but you are clearly still deciding it was a mistake the two of you were together.

If you’re hung up on someone because you know you love him or her with all your heart and soul, then go get him or her. If not, move on with your life. Either way, don’t waste another day.

You deserve to be in a relationship, but you want nothing more than your freedom.

It’s difficult to accept two people can both be two separate individuals and, at the same time, a single entity. Even if you can understand it in theory, it proves rather difficult in practice.

Most people waver between wanting a loving partner and wanting nothing more than their freedom. What I’m telling you is they can be the very same thing.

If you deserve to be in a loving relationship then, truth be told, you will have to give a part of yourself away — but you’re giving it to the person you love… so you’re not really giving it away, are you?

You deserve an adult, but you want to date a child.

You deserve someone who will be there for you physically, mentally and financially. You want someone who is honest with his or her emotions because he or she understands his or her emotions and has no issue communicating how he or she feels.

You deserve someone who won’t run away at the first sign of trouble and who won’t say hurtful things after getting too emotional.

You deserve someone who understands what it means to be in an adult relationship. But instead, you go for someone who has no purpose in life and doesn’t understand how incredible you really are.

Kids have a difficult time understanding such complex things.

You deserve a friend, but you want a loner.

Sure, your partner is a mystery, which can be sexy. You know what’s not sexy? Someone who doesn’t want to be there for you because he or she is too busy with his or her own life.

Someone who doesn’t want to share his or her life with you because he or she doesn’t feel like there’s enough room.

It’s easy to be drawn in by such people, as we all are attracted to the unknown, to the mysterious and maybe even slightly dangerous.

But such individuals don’t make good partners. They never give you enough, but just enough to keep you wanting more. They’re the worst kind of addiction.

You deserve love, but you want drama.

People often confuse these two things. Love is often accompanied by drama, but only because the romantic side of love feeds off it. Drama is excitement and when you pair excitement with love, you get passion.

There, however, is a difference between the two; love and drama don’t necessarily come hand in hand. A little drama is good for a relationship, but no amount of drama will do if the person you’re with doesn’t truly love you.

If you don’t know what true love is, then figure that out first. The rest will make itself known to you.

You deserve a partner, but you want a leech.

You deserve someone willing to be there for you every step along the way — you deserve a teammate, a partner in crime.

You deserve a person who won’t give up on you, who will motivate you when you need motivating, and fight your battles for you when you don’t have the strength to carry on. You deserve someone who cares as much about you as you do yourself.

Yet instead, you go for someone who sucks the life straight out of you. Someone who abuses you and takes advantage of you.

You may feel like offering yourself up to him or her is love, but it’s not. You shouldn’t have to suffer just for his or her benefit alone.

You deserve your dream life, but you want to settle.

You only get one life. You only get one chance to do what you want to do and live life the way you want to live. There are no second chances. No resort and spa up in the clouds. This life is your gift — make sure it’s enough.

Don’t waste your time with individuals who don’t deserve a place in your life.

Don’t settle because settling is never an option; you’ll either be miserable for the rest of your life or you’ll end up getting a divorce and starting from scratch. Settling is never settling; it’s accepting failure.

You deserve me, but you want to stay lost.

Sometimes you can do nothing more than accept some people don’t and won’t understand how incredible you are. It’s not always in your control and that’s something you need to accept.

If you’re the dream guy or girl everyone is looking for, then don’t worry, you’ll find someone to love you the way you deserve. It may take some time, but have faith.

Just be sure that you are exactly what your dream man or woman deserves. Most people spend too much time focusing on what they “deserve” without ever stopping to think about what the other deserves.

The truth is, if you aren’t able to consider whether or not you are good enough for the person you love, then you aren’t good enough.

It’s that plain and simple. Love relies on caring, often putting your partner’s needs ahead of your own. If you don’t understand that, then you are not what your partner deserves. So stop complaining and fix yourself.
PoliticsRe: GEJ's CYBERCRIME BILL Allows FG To Spy On Nigerians - Death Sentence For Hackers by pseudonomer: 6:26am On Feb 25, 2015
This is totally unfair, death sentence for Hacking? Waiting for a response from the #anonymous
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Nigerian Ladies Are Ill-mannered by pseudonomer: 6:18am On Feb 12, 2015
ritababe:
if we are ill mannered then blame it to you guys
Another one, blaming guys for being ill-mannered.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:22pm On Jan 27, 2015
Tomorrow... Add me up pls(332AE46C)... smiley I want eat Rice, coke and Origin... Lolz
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:03am On Jan 16, 2015
Freshers... Una still dey see boys wey dey wear cut-and-sew or girls wey dey dress like farmer?
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Sex Before Marriage (must Read For All Youth) by pseudonomer: 11:44pm On Jan 10, 2015
Virgin Till Marriage... But what if I get married to a...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 5:03pm On Jan 04, 2015
Nunushokoto:
Av already applied
Before you sent the email, let's have a review of it first. You can mail me on here, we can talk better.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by pseudonomer: 10:22am On Jan 04, 2015
Please Represent FUNAAB in the next Nairaland Interschool Debate Participation Thread ( https://www.nairaland.com/1870827/nisd-participation-thread-rep-school ). We could have done better in the last one, unfortunately my partner then was not that ready. If you know you have a good writing skill, and you love to debate...click on the link above to represent. Please, let this guys know that "no be seresere for FUNAAB"
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:13am On Jan 04, 2015
Please Represent FUNAAB in the next Nairaland Interschool Debate Participation Thread ( https://www.nairaland.com/1870827/nisd-participation-thread-rep-school ). We could have done better in the last one, unfortunately my partner then was not that ready. If you know you have a good writing skill, and you love to debate...click on the link above to represent. Please, let this guys know that "no be seresere for FUNAAB"
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:09am On Jan 04, 2015
Please Represent FUNAAB in the next Nairaland Interschool Debate Participation Thread ( https://www.nairaland.com/1870827/nisd-participation-thread-rep-school ). We could have done better in the last one, unfortunately my partner then was not that ready. If you know you have a good writing skill, and you love to debate...click on the link above to represent. Please, let this guys know that "no be seresere for FUNAAB"
RomanceRe: Please My Boyfriend Is Threatening To Post My Nude Picture (urgent) by pseudonomer: 5:43pm On Jan 03, 2015
My lil cousin have been in this situation. We set the guy up(in a bigger shhht) and held him ransom too... Case settled. If you need an advice, mail me.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by pseudonomer: 4:40pm On Jan 03, 2015
I belong to the "Motivator" group... I love to watch fight....
PhonesRe: Cheapest Call Tarriff Plan And Ways Of Cutting Call Cost. by pseudonomer: 10:38am On Jan 02, 2015
Walexz02:
Stupid question. just stf!
Just as expected. I was having doubt before, now I know you're a product of an empty Big Head!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:03am On Jan 02, 2015
Hardheolar:
Pls guys.. I need a fast response on this question of mine.
Which of these courses can this result study in funaab..
》Banking and Finance
》Business Administration
》Economics
》Entrepreneurship

Commerce= B3
Economics=B3
Government=C5
English=C6
Mathematics=C5
Yoruba=B3
Biology=F9..

And what is going to be my utme subject combination.
Cc: Olubodef
Tamax
Choose Entrepreneur Studies, is less competitive.
PhonesRe: Cheapest Call Tarriff Plan And Ways Of Cutting Call Cost. by pseudonomer: 9:44am On Jan 02, 2015
Walexz02:
Hope you are ok sha huh Nothing last forever not even your life! Coz God will block your life some day so STF up ok!? And please dont qoute me to say rubbish...
Do you know why the code works?

I'm sure you don't. It's 2015, I will not be tempted by your post to break my new year resolution.
PhonesRe: Cheapest Call Tarriff Plan And Ways Of Cutting Call Cost. by pseudonomer: 8:11am On Jan 02, 2015
Walexz02:
MTN zone is the best tariff for now bro. you can call all networK at 4k/s or 8k/s. to call other networks for this rate,add triple 7 i.e 777 to the number you wanna call. e.g 0805xxxxxxxxxx777.
a little trick again, try dropping the call before it starts ringing when you call by pressing the red botton to ascertain the amount you'll be charged for the call.
compliments of the season... enjoy!
When they block it, your eyes will open. Mtchew...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:47pm On Jan 01, 2015
Freshers having problems with their course Registrations can
now go online to register, they can also register for both
semesters without any problems. The Deadline for Course
Registration has been extended to Jan 30th 2015.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:50pm On Dec 30, 2014
boostdom:
l have a problem. ln the race to register my course form against the stuttering portal, l kept refreshing the site but it didnt submit. Only to login again and see staring at me the alert that l have registered my courses. After download, my course form is only showing 2nd semester, no 1st. What can l do, pseudonomer?
From the info I got. It's a general problem from FUNAAB ICT. It will soon be resolved.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 7:00pm On Dec 30, 2014
maysdrays:
pls....Is it all courses I'll select for 1st semester and 2nd semester
Normally, it's for 1st and 2nd semester.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:45am On Dec 29, 2014
Toyocee:
the portal isnt going through,i hope its not gonna close tomao..?
It's not closing tomorrow... the only time the portal is probably going to close would be after late registration which should be in February.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 10:12am On Dec 29, 2014
mayayinks:
gbam well said. Api new year in advance
Same to u dear...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2014
Olubodef:
Wat a fallacious statement! I checked d thread and he told one of d guys 2 carry out research by himself.... Wat I said is nt 2 attack his credibility bt 2 advise him 2 face his book first coz Funaab no be shereshere skul
Nothing wrong in creating a thread... You guys should all help to give new aspirants infos in the 2015/2016 thread like you used to get on here... I created this thread, but a lot of guys contributed more than I do, so it's not a one man thing.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by pseudonomer(op): 8:49pm On Dec 28, 2014
phemmyjohnson:
Merry Xmas Everyone...
Hapi NewYear in advance...

As this year counts down,
I believe this thread counts down also...

Goodluck everyone...
Thread 2015/2016 should be active now....
Well done Pseudonomer...
Thanks bro... You really contributed a lot.
EducationRe: FUNAAB Website Hacked... Picture Inside by pseudonomer(op): 3:21pm On Dec 22, 2014
Screenshots

EducationRe: FUNAAB Website Hacked... Picture Inside by pseudonomer(op): 3:00pm On Dec 22, 2014
Darey00:
who are d Christian terrorists again..wetin una dey do with my school website naa
They are muslims not Christain... Read the message well.

FUNAAB should have taken the website down by now.
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by pseudonomer: 2:37pm On Dec 22, 2014
EducationFUNAAB Website Hacked... Picture Inside by pseudonomer(op): 2:31pm On Dec 22, 2014
It's like Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta has been hacked.

Jokes EtcRe: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by pseudonomer: 8:05am On Dec 21, 2014
netizenbuzz:
I was going to laugh at your post until I saw "Reverend Sisters". What is your problem with women on NL? Your lack of respect for the gender makes me wonder whether you were born by a fowl and not a woman. So the only reason a woman can be single at 40 is because she wants to marry a rich man? You guys act like as if you know anything about the female gender whereas you are totally clueless. It's people like you that make women desperate to marry early thereby marrying the wrong person. Get a life pls.
I guess you're still single at 40...
EducationRe: Single At Home, Married On Campus by pseudonomer: 6:21am On Dec 15, 2014
Couple? I will never do that. I'm too promiscuous for that. Lolz

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