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Big4wig: JOKE APART

The #2500 WHITE CHICKEN we bought dis afternoon for tomorrow (ESTHER) slughtering has gone MISSING..ANY ADVICE PLS

Next time buy a black chicken.

An0nimus: Esther or Easter?

AnOnimus or anonymous?

Odunnu: Hit and run, in the university community? I don't believe this.

Was there when it happened, I think the girl even died on the spot. The bang was so loud I at first thought two cars had collided, she even fell into the gutter. There was no way she could have survived. I heard that by the time they got to the hospital she was already cold.
Rip to her soul.
Moral lesson: never speed in or near a school facility.

That frog eyed woman, hmm... I am suspecting her o.

You go fear hip-hop music.
Keep it coming though, not bad.

tchidi: I know Alfaman is an atheist, that is why I pointed out that Seun also is one... Where did I say he was a muslim?

You gave the impression that you thought he was one by referring to Muslims. It's good to know you do not think like that though.

May his soul wander round the walls and corridors of Hogwarts.
Abeg nah joke o, rip.

tchidi: Oga, Seun (my sweetheart ) is an atheist, but he took out time to wish christians a happy easter celebration. If u don't want to be part of it, u ignore. Wen its Sallah time, Mclatunji will wish us Barka da Sallah, we no go kill person!! Can't we live together irrespective of our religious inclinations?! Hian!!

He is an atheist not a Muslim. It is wrong to assume that because one is not a Christian he must automatically be a Muslim.

valicious1: If I were d one that Wrote this would it have made frontpage *justasking*

No! *just answering*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Never knew seun now celebrates Easter though. [/color]

Since when did wishing become celebrating?

Lmao @ areaboys. Someone should tell these people that they aren't a gang, anybody can be an areaboy. It's just a name we in Nigeria use to label touts.

instaforex ngr: see as this thing don chop my megabyte

Lmao, that was the first thing you could say?!
Nairalanders are so funny.

Jan8: lyk...seriously! Everyone wants to do reality shows even knowing that you're still going to be fake on it

A reality show is just a drama series without word for word scripts, end of story.

Op is the guy in the pic what you refer to as handsome?
Then I will have to agree with @mondi cheeks, you have no idea of what handsome is, it's obvious your standard for guys is way lower than it is for girls.
In my opinion, those two in the pic deserve each other.

seedord247: Igbo Girls @ it again.

Dumbass!
Aim before you shoot, the "lady's" name is joy bola.

Besides, if you had paid attention and noticed the link of the op and @ziddy's post, you would have realised this is a plot of igbos against yorubas, and you happen to have made a fool of yourself.
Once again, dumbass!

Exponental: True love! She is deeply in love with her husband irrespective of d name, location, color, face whatever. As long as d content remains d same, she will always love him.

Hmm... funny enough that is not a bad way to look at it, still isn't enough to justify what she did though.

gboss4sure: A sharp woman can cover up claiming that she knew it was her hubby all along.

Badt guy.

MeGaStReEt: Is she a Yoruba woman? I learnt it's legal for a married (Yoruba) woman to flirt around

It's also legal for nairalanders to display their stupidi.ty .

gunuvi: @op, na the film african magic dey show now be dat. Thanks for the summary.

alekside: Nawa o! Una geh beef before?

Oga me I no know am for anywhere o, he's just another village headmaster.

Dr2great: . O boy.,if u can not express urself in english language.,just try use pigin.,u hear me so? Also try leave that ur sch,go better sch,or report ur english teacher to ur principal or is it headmaster self? What class are u? How old are u? Is under age allow on nairaland?

Lmao, now this has got to be a joke.

Great! But he didn't have to be so rude.

Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]hw diz guy kum dey think lyk diz sef.....[/size]

I don't see anything bad in it, quite sweet if you ask me. Just hope he doesn't take it to the extreme and starts tattooing all of his body.

The crime section is definitely not a place for a good time.

Gross!!!!! What drugs do.
That woman should be put in a mental facility not jail, it's obvious she wasn't in her right senses.

Morgan1092: 6children, no wife (b4), 1 father. Tu baba

Lmao, fine babe you gat there.

Lol funny thread, really pitying the dude. Sex doesn't just kill, it now gets you in jail.

Mr..Cork:
P Square song: **eee no easy yea** (Fooolish song).. did they mean: Its not easy at all?? What sort of stuuupid grammmar is: eee no easy yea?? Edddiot boys!

Darn I wish we had dislike buttons on nairaland.

shiftbutton: At this rate, world don end finish,

Abi o.