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Transparency International Says Nigeria is the 8th Most corrupt Nation in the world in their latest 2013 Rating..

This rating was before the Killing of Boarding house students in Yobe and the Chaos in Rivers State. If they had factored this 2 scenarios, maybe we for Carry 1st,
I feel say them do us ojoro for that 8th Positions,
No be if u carry 1st your papa go buy you bicycle.. Na 1st I want make we carry oo.

This 8th position na ojoro walahi.. I can bet with anything I have that we bribed our way to survive this 8th position, they must subject Transparency International to a Transparency Test, they are not being transparent. Nigeria deserves better than 8th, atleast 1st 2nd or 3rd, anything short of that is not Transparent.

Egypt is in chaos, Syria is at war, Pakistan, All these countries still beat Nigeria that is hail and healthy. Transparency International must be kidding us..

If we are not 1st on that list I reject it. Transparency international must have collected bribe from our leaders to have them place us 8th.. That's position is too good to be for Nigeria.. We want 1st or nothing.

Nigerian and Proud. Proudly Nigerian.....

GEJ: I will show this small rat they call Amechi. When I finish with this Amechi of a Boy, he will know the difference between All-over and Over-all. Meat and Pomo no be mate..


Amechi: Well, Cow wey no get tail, na god dey help am chase flies, hin dey jealous me because I been get shoes for primary school. Na my fault say he didn't have no shoes?

Nigerians, beware of people that didn't wear shoes ooo! Its an over-exergerrated story to whip-up sentiments.

Nobody has ever had it smooth, there are people out there that had no father from birth, there are people that lost their mother at birth, having no shoes was the basis on which u traded your vote, 2015 is another chance, watch out for stories similar to having no shoes..

efe2000: My God....look at the people we call our leaders........omg I am sick and ashamed of this country called Nigeria. fools, illiterate clueless individuals ruling over the wise and educated ones. imagine......this nonsense.....mtchewwwwwwwww

The world doesn't suffer because of what bad people do. It suffers because good people don't speak up.

What!!!
Are you Serious
Jeeeezzzz! Goodness me!
So Bipi actually called Madam Umbella my fellow widow his Jesus Christ.

Then we know exactly what kind of Nigeria we live.

A Nigeria where the 1st lady travels to a state and after she leaves the state, the state plunges into chaos when its obvious fact that her Husband the president has problems with the governor of the state she visited, Bipi the person at the center of the crisis claims madam at the Top is His Jesus christ.. Come on mehn! Everything adds up.

Nigerians must stand on the side of truth.
Nigerians must stand firm with Amechi,
Amechi is a kind'a man that has a heart to donate to save a life, if Amechi could think in line to save OJB's life, it means Amechi is a Saviour, by extension, Amechi could be d saver of Nigeria and d brand of Democracy we practise..

I posted on one of this threads yesterday and said av not seen any crime of Amechi thus far and as such his case sounds to me like that of one Jesus the Christ that had no sins yet he was slain, little did I know Bipi would come out today and use "Jesus Christ" in rather a more interesting manner..

Nigerians must decide who our "Jesus Christ" is.. One person has to be Jesus.

Either Amechi is Jesus or Madam 1st Lady is Jesus, atleast she's Bipi's Jesus.

Witch cried last night and the kid died this morning and the witch said she knows noting about the kids death. Who else would av killed the kid if not the witch?

Noble laurate Professor Wole Soyinka might be speaking with facts when he said everything happening in rivers state stems from the 1st lady's office..

Absolute power corrupts indeed absolutely.
Power intoxicates,

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
― Abraham Lincoln

I Pray Amechi survives it, cos its all bigger than him..
Nigerians can Stand with Amechi to bring the Change we want.

thank God for people like Nkem Owoh that can atleast put smiles on faces of Nigerians to douse the stress we face everyday in this country..
Very hilarious ..

Pls Click "Like" For the master of all comedians to continue to rest in Peace..

RIP Sam Loco Efe..

Iyanya, its your time. You can do better than Tu-face.

Chop all their waist finish no remain shingbain.

[quote author=Glorified_Tunde]Are u Patience Jona's couzn?

U seem to have problems pronouncing anything that sounds like "umbrella"

Wot is impella? [/quote]Nairalanders pls take your time oo..
This is Nairaland not Comedyland..
You guys are so hilarious I get to be lol alone with my phone and on-lookers look like ... Wha's wrong with this dude? He must be going nuts laffing all by himself with no one by his side, nobody would know I'm hanging with sick Umbella people here on Nairaland..

Do you mean my Fellow Widow has Umbella problems? Tell me what I don't know pls..

Survival is The First instinct..

PDP don chase APC enter moto

You tarnish somebody's image and just tender an apology, what were u thinking before tarnishing the image.. "Sorry" is easy to say..

A Police man shoots ur brother dead and says its accidental discharge.. "Sorry"

People should think B4 THEY act..

No action goes unaccounted for.
Every action must generate a reaction.

People must learn to get their Acts right.
I know Gen Buhari to be a Disciplinarian.

When I was a kid, I didn't like my popsy cos he would discipline me on my slightest err, today I'm a better person for it and I love my pop nao like crazy.

Life is governed by Principles.
Universal, Basic and Fundamental Principles that holds to be true under all conditions.

They say Actions begets Reaction..
Every of your Action must generate a Reaction.

If the Fully Dressed horse threw the owner away, its probably because of the way the owner was riding her as a beast.. You don't walk a willing horse to death.

If I see a fully dressed horse that threw the owner away! Ask urself, is the owner sick? Or is the horse sick? Or are they both sick?

If the owner was sick and the healthy horse threw the sick owner away, the horse would do well with a better Rider.

A good horse and a good rider would make good partners.

A bad horse and a bad rider is catastrophy

A bad horse and a good rider, depends on riders management

A good horse and a bad rider. Being a beast, d horse would surely throw d rider away!

These people shouldn't just say anything and expect us to swallow it Hook, line and sinker..

The PDP would rather prefer not to have no opposition at all, and the few good eggs amongst them are being kicked out as in the case of Amechi..

Even if APC are rogues, PDP must be checked and balance. A kid that displays criminal tendencies when his father is around would go gaga once his father disappears.

Nigerian Labour laws are weak..
If u were promised a car for mobility and its 6 months already and nobody is talking about it, that in itself is a Breach of Contract! You hav that to hold on to should u decide to do something drastic..

GEJ : I had no shoes!

Is this Thread all about "My Fellow Widow"?

Are u for real?

Maybe you overwhelm the guy too much.
Some guys don't like wahala at all oo.

What do you expect of him? The reality of Marriage hasn't dawned on him just yet!

Pls just pet him. He loves u but just can't handle stress. Pls pamper ur husband oo.

If its me too I'l run away if a woman is giving me hell.

I wish I could get a good girl that will propose to me mehn! Abeg, I no get power to toast ..

RIP Dagrin.. " Owo wa lowo mi, se o ma gbe sunmormi ni? Holla @ ur Boy"

Chief Executive Omo-ita, sun reh.
Iku se ika, iku mu omo re re lor.

All i know is that, Anybody that owes must pay.. To borrow is easy to pay back is hard, y can't we leave within our means! Cut ur coat according to your size..

A Debtor is always Slave to the Creditor.

Our leaders are not just eating our Present, they are also signing our future into Slavery.
Let them eat the one they can eat, and borrow the one Future generation must pay..

What says Nigeria shouldn't be the one Borrowing China? Why are we the Debtors? Why are we not the Creditors?

That Tonto Dike Girl is such a Bitch..
That's d only reason why she fell down on stage in london at an international concert of that Nature.

She should try to live within the Ambit of her Misrable life..
MJ is obviously more successful and a better person than she is.
If MJ likes, she can be in Labour and still want to Act, or Hustle as she puts it, that is solely Mercy Johnson and her Husbands business.

Tonto Dike is a Bitch and should accept what she's made of her Misrable life, Its all this Bitchy Attitude that Feel her down on Stage in London at Iyanyan's concert.

I swearagad, I hate Bitches.
Tonto Dike is number 1.

Whaooo!
Jeeeeeeeezz....!!!
Are u for real !!!

Aye ti fe pare bai..

Samsung is just posting Profits and their shares has been in international media lately..

Samsung has entered wahala bai.
To convince their subscribers to stay and to gain more market share in this highly competitive market is hard work oo.

OMG! This serious and unbelievable...

So u'l just stand and u'l explode without Boko Haram coming close to you. ..

Afolabs101: 1 - This is a completely unsubstantiated claim, any proof?

2 - So it is OK for the PDP, with GEJ as the leader to influence the goings on of an association. So they should disregard an election where 35 Governors participated in, collated votes and declared Amaechi winner with 19 votes to Jang's 16?

3 - The Fed. Govt. wish to withhold funds meant for the states and local governments without their permission. The Fed. Govt have a budget and works ministry, it is either they use those mighty federal resources to fix federal roads or they request permission from the states and LG's to deduct some of their allocations for the SWF. Afterall, this is a FEDERATION

4 - Another completely unsubstantiated claim, any proof? Where or when has Amaechi ever campaigned for any office in the 2015 elections. Please do not say campaign posters that appeared in some area of Abuja for a few days as posters of GEJ, Sambo, Babangida Aliyu etc have also been seen.

Ok, let's Say Amechi is a PDP Bastard, He's claiming to be a Legitimate PDP son that can turn things around within the PDP. No change has ever come Easy!
Change to Status Quo would always be resisted.
People are used to sharing Money, they said Amechi said he won't Share money..

Is it By Force ni! Ahn ahn for crying out loud.

Nobody would Bully Amechi out of the PDP, it's time for overhaul and Total Cleasing of the PDP from within.. Amechi should be at the Helm of Affairs withing the party structure. At least he has come out to be a saint.
Unfortunately he's being slaughtered on the Alter of Corruption as the Status Quo.

This story resembles the Story of Jesus the Christ that had no sins but yet was Slain. The Roman were very corrupt.

If u ask me, I want Amechi to win everybody in the PDP but its an Uphill task that's almost impossible to achieve. Our culture is Corruption.. Sharing Money.
We are entangled in this web and we can't get out no more.. Amechi can never win this war in Nigeria..

The world is not bad cos of what bad people do. The world is bad because good people don't talk. Amechi has spoken and he must pay for it.

PDP on the other hand is telling Amechi he doesn't have Table manners.. You don't talk while Eating! If you know u don't want to eat, we can push you out and there are a Billion people out there willing to take ur seat and dance to our tune..

Water don Pass Garri for Amechi.

Afam4eva: I remember the when Amaechi was scolded by Patience because he wanted to demolish Okrika water side and i remember Jonathan called his wife to order. He handled that incident very well and that increased the relationship between Amaechi and Jonathan. I doubt if that was the major cause of the rift though it may have contributed.

At any rate, I don't think the office of the first lady has the right to scold Any Governor, that is not constitutional, not to talk of Scolding a Governor that's not in good terms with abuja.
GEJ scolding her is anoda issue entirely.
The fact remains, Amechi has been scolded by the office of the first lady!
Amechi is a Man here, he's got his own pride too. Am yet to see a substanciable crime of Amechi, what I'm seeing is that he refuses to adhere to the status quo of sharing money.
He's offence is Ambition!
His Offence is Aspiration,
No one Man's Ambition should ever be cut short under Principles of Fair Play.

I want someone to give me something to hold to! Amechi's Crime is all I want to see before I can try to draw conclusion.. I need Pro-Amechi and Anti-Amechi's side, cos I'm never one of those that would hear one side of a story and draw conclusions..

Pls and pls, people should tender facts of Amechi's Crimes..

Everything av been seeing in the media is Pro-Amechi. I need Anti-Amechi's people with Hard facts, I don't want to believe this pro-Amechi people that are saying his only crime is

1)Not wanting to share Money as it is in neighbouring states.

2) Cos of his Ambitions and Aspirations.

A Whole Mace wey be Symbol of Authority.
If them Use Symbol of Authority Slap u,
Na Authoritative Slap be that naa...

Seriously, I'm not Amechi's Spokes man,

But the other day Amechi gave 100k doolz to OJB. That is commendable to me.

GEJ (President) is fighting Amechi.
Nelson Wike (Minister) is fighting Amechi
Jonah Jang (Governor) is fighting Amechi.
Rivers House (Honourable) are fighting Amechi


President, Minister, Governor, Honourables!
Only one Amechi. Una wan kill am?

Bipi even had guts to tell his thugs to kill a democratically Elected sitting Governor

Yet nobody has been able to point out 1 single sin of Amechi.

Amechi Ride on, All your Enemies will fall.

Nigeria is a joke!
I rest my case.

This is so so sad. Our corruption is in every sphere of life in this country

Politics and Government
Private and Public Sector
Religion
Even Recreation and Sports meant solely for Relaxation, we are corrupt.

People have Name and Surnames.
Nigeria's Name and Surname is
"OlaNigeria IleCorruption"

Every aspect of our daily lives is corrupt yet we are about the Most Religious people in the world. Plenty Xtains, Plenty Muslims.

Is it that we go to church and Mosque and immediately we finish everything we here thru the left ears escapes thru the right, or our religious leaders aint being true with us or maybe Religion is d scourge we need to get rid off! OMG! Shameless country

It is an obvious fact and Everybody knows Mr. Doyin Okupe is doing what he's being paid for. This is his job and this is what puts bread on his table.

It is an obvious fact that GEJ and Amechi are not in good terms.

From what I read.. I don't know and I'm not there, but from what I read, Amechi won Jonah Jang in the NGF elections and some powers are suppourting Jang

It is also an Obvious fact that 2/3rd of the Rivers assembly didn't Impeach the Speaker.

Our democracy is a shame.. Obama said he wasn't coming to Nigeria because we lacked democratic institutions and people wanted to Kill Obama for not coming to Nigeria, GEJ vex with Obama and decided to go and Romance with China. Nao this same thing Obama said was reason why he didn't come to Nigeria is playing out..

Aje ke lanor, Omo ku leni..
The witch Cried last night and the Kid died this morning and they want us to believe its not the witch that killed the Kid.

Ok, we will believe whatever you people want us to.. I will not sway anybody's opinion on this platform but our land is fast Nose-diving and we'rw gon crash..
There's already a prediction of a Failed state on our collective Destiny as a Nation.
This is like a Prophesy and we are happy as a Nation using catalyst to even hasten the Prophesy.

They say Nigeria is heading towards a failed state and the drama in Rivers state House of Assembly played out.
Who ever prophesied nigeria was on the verge of being a failed state must be a mighty prophet. Instead of us to work real hard against this prophesy, we work harder to make sure this Failed state meets us sooner than prophesied..

Amechi's crime is that he ever Aspired, and Nursed the Ambition to occupy the No. 1 office in Nigeria.. It looks like somebody is not happy with Amechi's Ambition..

Everyman has the right to Aspire for the Highest post in the land, me, u, Buhari, Fashola, Amechi, GEJ..

Elections should be a collection of plenty Credible people and "Let the Best Man Win"

Amechi's Ambition has put him in trouble in a democracy.
Actually, a Governor should never dare a President cos the President has more power and resources than a governor.

Something tells me Amechi is being prosecuted for no Just reasons..

I don't know who is punishing Amechi but I know someone is,
Amechi might never survive it unless the People says so..

Like in ancient Rome, even if a Gladiator Falls and the People Yell Live! Live!! Live!!! The emperor would have no choice but to allow the Gladiator live.
Amechi is a Political Gladiator that is being treated un-justly and only the people's voice can save Amechi.

Nigeria is spiralling down the ladder of success yet her people just sit and look.

Its unbelievable, if u look at the video, the Mace (Symbol of Authority) was used to brutalise somebody.. Our leaders are lawless and shameless, Political office is too attractive, if they don't have respect for the Mace the symbol of Authority in any Democracy, tell me, what form of Democracy are we practising yet we are God Fearing people, sorry! Religious People!
Every country in the world has their individual problems, but Nigeria's problem is a cummulation of All the problems.
Lawlessness, Corruption.

One Day sha!

I don't believe this is true! If it is, GEJ would lose all the respect I have got for him..

If they withdraw Amechi's Security details to leave him prone to attack, them Amechi can engage the services of Isreali Security Operatives.. 1 Isreali intelligent Security operative can take on 10 JTF or whomever they want to use against Amechi..
This Madness is getting out of hand.

Power intoxicates..
Power corrupts..
Absolute powers corrupts Absolutely..

Our leaders are power drunk.

she be like Mammy Water.. Congrats sis!
Another proud reason to be Nigerian..

mike404: BUHARI IS A BLOODY TERRORIST AND HE SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH

This is a very lousy statement and cannot be backed with Facts. U hav facts he's a terrorist. Bring facts and don't just post for the sake of posting.. We deal in facts not fiction or ur own imagination..

Buhari is a no non-sense man and u can't take that away from him..

A Soldier per excellence, well decorated. Prestigiously earned medals.. He has worked hard to climb the ladder to the height of his career, he was HOS yet didn't promote himself to a full General.. You shouldn't be blind to see some good in this Statesman.

We need someone that can take a stand against corruption, if buhari can, then y shouldn't he be given the chance, buhari already has d north, he should concentrate on the south so he shouldn't be seen as a norther leader but a Nigerian leader.
One thing is certain.. He's a disciplined man..

Mechanics plenty for nairaland oo.. Chai..

GEJ ; shebi Obama no gree come Naija, I go show am pepper.. Make I go where dem go appreciate me..

Obama ; Mumu Boy.. You don c where "Made in China" dey last?
Plus u and China, na me get una..

Jenams: They r criminals! Dis is exactly wat made me connected directly n bypass d meter. Dem neva see anytin

Lovely.. A Criminal robbing a Criminal..

These charges are bad, but we must not do a wrong thing to correct a wrong thing as 2 wrongs can never make a right.

What happens if every nigerian By-passes the meter?

0809ja4life.....

The governor has done well by wanting to empower youths.. But my question is... Are youths only in the Church? Don't we have Muslim Youths? Not till we break this scourge called RELIGION, true progress can never be attained..
Bunch'a religious people but not one single godly person.

We can Abolish Religion.
Yes we can!