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With Buhari, those good Óld ÐaÝs are coming back insha Allah

angieberry:
Well, they paid for it so it shouldn't affect you.

I wonder oooo!

GEJ and TANoids would be jealous like sh*it

Ezenwammadu:
That one is President Buhari cup of tea.l was promised N1=$1 during his campaign in imo state

But Imo State and South East, SS didn't vote for him na?

Why na una own come pass people wey even vote am..

I wished the Oba Drowned all the Igbos in the lagoon once and for all.

Very restless busy-body girl..
Her body no fit ever stay one place.
Jumping about from one man to the other.

Call it whatever u want to call it, big girl, Runs girl.. Ashawo na Ashawo.

Wike Better be careful with Amechi.

Amechi was the first person to start causing problems for GEJ when GEJ supported 16 to be greater than 19 governors in Governors forum election.

Practically Amechi helped in send GEJ back to Otuoke.

Wike better be careful if he doesn't want GEJ's fate to befall him.

with all the huge ward-robe allowance.
Na sleep them wan come dey sleep.
Useless people

bestest001:
I just replied to a regret mail from a big indigenous oil company in this way. What do you fellow N'landers think? isn't my reasoning right considering the cost and effort one has to put in for these recruitments.

Dear Sir/Ma,
I think you are supposed to consider people who were able to reach a high stage of your recruitment exercise to include them in your employee database, so that when job opportunity arise again, they can reap reward of their past performance in your recruitment excercise.
Its really going to be difficult for someone to reapply to your jobs when you have this numerous stages to a recruitment exercise and the applicant remembers what he went through previously.
Thank you.

XXXX-XXXXXXX

Them say them no want you! Na by force?

Its really unfortunate these are the calibre of people making laws for the majority.

Charlatans and vagabonds in Power.

Na this one be the real "Trans-gender" that one wey Caitlyn Jenner dey do na play..

This is a Man and a woman in one body.

Gene mutation

michaelobinna:
Please this story isn't about me ,a female shared it and I decided to share here..

I have been married to my hubby for 8 years and we are blessed with 4 boys which I had vaginally. After my last boy, my marriage went from bad to worse, as in, getting my hubby’s attention over the years has been very difficult. To have sex with him is even on ‘appointment’ basis. The rate at which my marriage was going, I knew that if I didn’t do something about it, it would move from worse to worst.

I sought the advice of one of my very close friends and she told me what to do. As funny as this sounds, it was working very well and I don’t want what I am doing to end.

I got a new phone and sim card, then opened new accounts on all the social media, putting all my best body parts as the display/profile picture, especially on facebook, whatsapp and bbm. I then sent a friend request to my husband. The silly man did not waste any time in accepting my requests. At first, he played hard to get but I still relented. Because my identity is not revealed to him, I went back to being the way I used to be with him that made him fall in love with me. I flirted with him badly, and he keeps falling more and more.

NHW, you won’t believe I send pictures of my p&%**y to him every morning and if you see how excited he gets. Can you imagine, he does not recognize ‘it’! The relationship has been going on strong for 6 months. In that 6 months, if you know how much he has sent to me. He has been begging to see my face, but I know that if I try that…the relationship will be over.

Back as his wife, his attention to me has greatly waned but he has been very polite and somewhat ‘nice’. He now locks his phone, as if…

NHW, I would rather have my hubby as a boyfriend than a husband. What do you think?

Should I continue or should I stop?

Its not the man's fault, atimes you get wound up and choked in marriage so much so u need space for new adventures.

You see, man was never ment to be pinned down in marriage.

These concepts have been sold to us and hold us bound since time immemorial.

One religion says u can marry 4

Another religion says you marry only 1

Can't you peps all see we are all confusing ourselves.

As for what it is, just seek to put a spark to the marriage, come out from playing pranks and own up to your game and u people should just be managing yourselves and enduring yourselves.

I can't beat that concept of "for better for worse till death do us part"

I'm heart broken..
Is that to say we should forget our 5K?

Their Days are numbered.
They are just saying their Final Goodbyes.
The Boko Haram you see today, you shall see no more.
Be Calm, Be relaxed! Peace be restored for #Buhari is on the Throne..

Winner ooooo ooo ooo! Winner!
Winner oooo oooo ooooooo! O Winner!!
Buhari you don win oooo! Winner, patapata you go win Forever ooo Winner!

#SaiBuhari
Buhari Wins Everyday, yet na #Gorduwin

BLOTRS:
go to your kitchen, get a kitchen knife and stab yourself...share the pix here to prove your loyalty to buhari...oya we dey wait

This could only have been inspired from a saTANoids Mind.. I rebuke that Satan in you to Otuoke

Some people believe England is the center of the earth!

The Queen Commands so much Respect and I begin to wonder.

E get wetin britain never tell all of us common wealth.

You claim to assemble nations into common wealth yet Britain is so Euro-sceptic .

All other countries gave up their currency for a common Euro currency but Great britain retained hers and you preach "Common Wealth".. Laughable.

Until the Brit shares his wealth with the far less priviledged Greek then England shouldn't even talk of common wealth amongst Euro Nations not to talk for Nations outside of the Euro-zone.

Today I posted it on twitter.

Its not Greece that would crumble the Single Euro Currency, its Britain.

I'm sorry to say, but Nigerians can only be handled by Force.

That's the only language they appreciate.

Goodluck was a Good man but We need drastically Decisive leaders.


Military is still the best form of governance for nigerians,

Weda military in agbada or Military in uniform.

Since the world recognises only Democracy, then only Retired Generals can make Nigeria work.


Nigeria is just a perfect case of "Pikin wey talk say hin mama no go sleep, hin sef no go wear pyjamas not to talk of anybody singing bed time melodies for him.

For the TANoids that say Osinbajo is boy-boy, I hope u can all see oo,
because the disease of saTANoid doesn't include blindness oo!
Hope u all saTANoids can see!
Sai Buhari..
Sai Osinbajo.

I owe Nobody no apology.
#Buhari is a Modern-day Jesus Christ.
The Saviour of Nigeria..

I will take a Bullet for #Buhari, anybody that wants to shoot Buhari should pls take me first.

#Buhari4Mankind

Before the coming of Buhari all these agencies were hiding their brains in their shoes, Now Buhari is here, all of them are waking up their ideas..

Wake up Nigeria.

Wake up Giant Of Africa.

Wake up, Most populous Black Nation on Earth.

Wake Up and take your place amongst the committee of Nations,

Take your well deserved pride as the Giant of Africa once again not in speech or on paper but in deed.

Allah eh raya #Buhari

Bola Tinubu was so Elated while Dele momodu was looking rather bizarre.

Asiwaju has been a Real Bad guy from Time immemorial, its written all over him..

Omo Alhaja.

No weapon from the pit of Hell Fashioned against this Administration can ever see the light of Day.

Its not possible.

Winch no fit Hold #Buhari

No ojuju or occult power or any evil devised of any human can work against Buhari

I dey laff oo.

Jesus was Never ever coursing, Jesus was only always Blessing!

The only time I think Jesus ever coursed was when he cursed the fig-tree, it was a tree and not a human being.

Jesus only says we should Love our fellow Human and not Curse them.

If Jesus were here, he would rebuke Oyedepo for Curse and curse and curse.

You are a Function of the amount of Love you exude.
The volume of Love you give out is what makes the world a better place,

There would be no room for curse under this our Administration of National Unity.


A Preacher shouldn't curse even if kidnapping is such a social vice.

The poor must only take from the rich its natural.

When you people enrich yourselves and purposely keep people bound in the yoke of poverty, then its natural they come back for you.

There must be all round development in this country to detar people from engaging in all sort of social vices such as Kidnapping, Armed robbery, Boko haram, Militants and all of that and the Politicians and Religious leaders are grossly to be held responsible.

Abeg make nobody dey curse anybody again.

adedayourt:
Am being tempted to post this in joke section but for sake of not derailing





http://www.punchng.com/news/empowerment-jigawa-donates-goats-to-8000-widows/

You wouldn't have been wrong if you posted it in comedy section, but truth is, however you look at it, is an Empowerment programme and any empowerment programme develops Human Capacity and promotes Development of some sort.

Their finances would be boosted and they will have access to Livestock Goat meat.

Nutrition,

It touches on Health, it touches on Economy of the widows too anyhow you look at it.

Its laudable and the governor must be applauded.

Abuse of Court privileges would not be tolerated in this regime,
All this Charge-and-bail lawyers seeking Attention Must take note.

all this Hungry Charge-and-bail lawyers that don't have work looking for recognition.

Buhari is the Fastest selling Brand in Nigeria today.

Just Tag your Name with Buhari and you are popular.

The lawyer shouldn't worry, Buhari would soon create employment in the judiciary when he inaugurates the Panel of Enquiry to Probe Goodluck, Dezeani and Okonjo..

If Buhari pull those 3 people, them go call the remaining of their cronies.

Lawyers go make money this period sha

LaurelP:
You know u have a point!
That may be d reason why I searched for a long time b4 I got a job although I was doing well in interviews. Maybe I was doing "too well".

I love confident people like sh*it

But it still pays to keep your head low atimes.

Do your thing bro!

This Man #Buhari scatters my head every gotdanm time..
#SaiBaba.
Till I die I would be an un-repentant, un-apologetic #Buhari Fan.

This is a Major stride to the End of corruption.


No more "Ghost workers"

You can't earn multiple salary.

If you are entitled to just one share and because of greed, you amase 100 to yourself and deprive others, this number would track you out.

Its one and the same with "Social Security Number"

This #Buhari Medication seems to be working perfect.

Everybody is coming alive to their responsibility one by one.

This #Buhari Tablet must be the Cure to Corruption and impunity in our land.

I recommend 3 doses per day, to be taken 2 tablets three times daily to purge our system of corruption.


#SaiBuhari I need some Buhari Tablet

In Customs
In Police
In Civil Defence
In Army
In Immigration
In Airforce
In Navy
In Maritime
In NNPC
In Refineries
In Education
In Health
In Infrastructure
In Politics.

We need a dose of #Buhari in our National Lives everyday till thy kingdom come.

God Bless #MuhammaduBuhari

In most cases they are very neat and prestigious.