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Boko Haram are just saying their final Bye-bye, people should pls not panic at what goodluck jonathan groomed!

Buhari will dismantle it.

People should pls be patient

OreMI22:
[size=14pt]Exactly!!!

Let the dulllard keep believing in the old military tactics of banza charge to show valor.
What Nigerian military need is what Jonathan did. Provide an attack helicopter force that goes in ahead of the army to destroy all the Boko Haram heavy weapons and vehicles.Then the soldiers can charge and over run the dazed Boko haram force.

The dulllard keeps thinking the attack helicopter crew flown by experienced SA ex-pilots is useless against Boko Haram, so he disbanded it. The reversals of fortune has been acute and immediate since he disbanded the South African pilots helicopter crew, proving the helicopter crew was a vital component of victories against Boko haram. Buhari will know this when Boko Haram push our troops into Abuja.

Anyway, it is obvious Buhari wants Boko Haram to defeat our army to make his case for an amnesty program easy. So let them keeps wasting innocent soldiers life playing amnesty politics for Boko Haram[/size]

Just a few questions for you!

1. Have you served in the military B4?

2. Are you a Military Strategist?

3. Have you been to War College B4?

4. Have you been to Kuru? Institute for Strategic studies?

5. Do you know more than a Retired Army General?

6. Are you aware Boko Haram has Rocket propelled grenade that can in no time take out any such Attack Cobra Helicopter you claim Buhari disbanded?

7. If you must critique, pls criticise constructively and not all this gutter "hear say" gibberish non-sense you spew on this forum!

Have a good day!

Csami:
Like I said earlier


These terrorists don't deserve death. Death is too good for them. Their d!ck should be mangled, eyes removed with spoon, tongues cut off with cutlass, fingers chopped with axe and a 2:2 wood carved like a d!ck shoved in their poohole and if someone should tell me I have no love, same treated should be given to that person

That is gruesome. Its still crime against humanity how ever you wan look at it


Darkness can never drive out Darkness! Only light can..

lunaticfringe:
Peeps this menace is getting outta hand. Are we about to witness the beginning of the end for Naija Hmm...

Don't be scared! There's no time in the History of man that has never been violent.

Even the Bible says, right from the days of John the Baptist the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence and only the violent taketh it by force.

In the words of a War Veteran who served in the American Army during the first World war and World War 2, Deep inside Nazi Camp in the heart of Germany 1945
Sgt Don "WarDaddy" Collier Postulated

"Ideals are Always Peaceful but History is Violent"

Even all of this shall pass!

Maybe Humanity was programmed to self-destruct and Religion would be the Tool for The great disaster.

Religion would bring humanity to her knees!

Varience in ideology, left and right wing extremist must find a common ground In the middle or trigger the great Amagadon

Obijulius:
Buhari the Great.

May Boko Haram get you sooner than later. I pray they will.

The blood of those you wasted for your ambition will see to it that you pay with your life.

Just another random eediot

likila:
Buhari has disgrace Nigeria Army.

And u have disgraced your father.

Nashoji:
blood of God, this animals again?

the guy above me is sick, infact, the guy is as useless as the "p" at the start of "psychology"

they said Jonathan have no clue on how to tackle boko haram, that buhari will wipe them out within six months, but the all motion and no movement president is soo senseless to even know what boko haram is.

the daura magician is still busy talking about nass, traveling to west Germany and competing with Kim kardasha and Tonto dike with taking pictures.

it is very easy to criticize from outside. according to buhari and his minions, "if terrorism last more than 48hours, the government knows about it" buhari and his people know about boko haram.

You Stink. Simple

anonimi:
How many votes (%) did his party, PDP receive in the last elections - presidency, governor, senate, reps, state assembly

Thanks

It was already the end of Àn era, PDP were already doomed to fail, it doesn't take anything Àway from the popularity of Sule Lamido..

If PDP had dÓne prÍmary elections anÐ sule lamido contested against joÑathaÑ at the prÍmary level, maybe Goodluck would have been first defeated from primaries, but since PDP do ojoro for primaries, their disgrace came at the polls proper..

Back to Sule.. Sule was the head of the nPDP governors but decided to remain with PDP.

Sule is more influential than Chief Servant Babangida Aliyu, he's more popular than Kwankwaso!

He's the next "Aminu Kano" in the North.

He can receive pay in cash or in kind after drawing a tattoo! Nice business I won't mind doing oo! Anything that concern privates no be joke again ooo!

hazyfm:
SO MANY OLD HOUSES IN SABO YABA


EVEN THE ONE BUILT BY LORD LUGARD IN 1904 ARE STILL FOR RENT



NA WA FOR LAGOS OOO

The building in question is a new construction site and not old buildings.

The old buildings or lord luggard are far stronger than what our quack engineers construct for us these days, go and ask TB joshua to tell you the truth why his Church Hostel fell.. When he's not telling you that hulaaabaloo storey of how a misterious plane came crashing the building down, then he'l be telling you the truth.

anonimi:
Why do you like Lamido, if I may ask?

Lamido is a very charismatic leader. He controls huge followership in the north and beyond

Let the Prison spree begin.
These are the sort of things that can redeem this country.
As Sule Lamido don go prison now,
E remain Ngozi Okonjo
Deazinyi madueke
And the God father of corruption himself that said "Stealing is not Corruption"
Goodluck Gbagbo Ebele Jonathan...

Once these 3 follow Sule Lamido to Prison, #Change don come be that.

#SaiBuhari

Are you kidding me?

For this same naija wey we dey?

Chai! #Change has come.


In as much as I like Lamido, this would serve as deterrent to intending corrupt officers.

#SaiChanji

After them sack oliseh, na Okocha Turn then TÀribo west.
Na turn by turn

Change has come at last.
Thank God

When we say Goodluck is no good, TANoÍds wants us tÓ believe other wise.

Now see Buhari's work. #SaiBaba

Something tells me not to believe this story

mkpikpub:
I need an advice fellow Nairalanders. My Friend's wife is making my once easy life very complicated. I have a very close friend. We went through the same secondary school and university.

We are both working for different multinational companies. We are very comfortable and have a very wonderful family. My Friend's wife wants an affair with me. She's so open about it and I have told her it's a big No.

She disturbs me with calls and love text messages. I have not told my wife and I have not told my friend. Recently my friend travelled to US on a training and he called me about 11P.m that I should help take the wife to his company's clinic because according to my friend she was in crises. My wife did not object to my rendering this assistance at that time of the night and I took the risk for a friend but when I got there, the two kids were already in bed. I was expecting to see her in a critical state, but she was not. The next thing she did was to send her maid upstairs to stay with the kids that she was going to the hospital and will lock up. I noticed that she was trying to feign some abdominal pains in front of the maid. All of a sudden, she came up and held me tight.

I manage to take her to my car and I ended up driving her around the streets of Ph. She confessed she wanted to sleep with me and that we should lodge somewhere till morning. I told her to give me time to think about it. This was just for me to return her home. Should I tell my wife and her husband?

Please help I am not myself anymore.

Life is short. Enjoy all you can while you still can.

Guusssh!

ineco:
SOME PPL GO COLLECT 25K AS SALARY THIS TIME AROUND

This is the most realistic comedy I read in a long while, funny But true



Sad reality.

State of our Nation..

Nigeria Needs National Restitution.

Nigerians need such a Day when Everybody would sit down and ask ourselves.. Which way?

This country needs to be purged.

This country needs cleansing.

This country is at the brink.

Indeed, I remember the words of the Veteran US Soldier, Sergent Don "War Daddy" Collier..

"Ideals always seems peaceful, But History is Violent"

The Bible further states "Right from the time of John the Baptist, the kingdom of heaven suffereth Violence, and only the violent take it by force"

Nigeria reminds me of such kingdom..

To be candid, most sociologist or any properly breed societal Engineer would tell you the very foundation of this country is faulty.

A Nation divided against herself can never stand.

Its such a pity!
Graduates earn 25K per month and facing so much hassle


The Youth should organise themselves and revolt.

ineco:
SOME PPL GO COLLECT 25K AS SALARY THIS TIME AROUND

ineco:
SOME PPL GO COLLECT 25K AS SALARY THIS TIME AROUND

Broda, No be small matter oo! Na the condition of the country oo!
Na condition make crayfish bend.

Naija we hail thee

An irresponsible Government at one point or the other must be forced to take up one of it responsibility or the other.

When people feel neglected, they turn to vices.

Niger-delta militant felt the govt would never listen if it isn't forced to.

So also, Northerners reasoned they too could take after the Niger-delta and get same bargain..

Who no like better thing.

As a Militant you get paid monthly, you are trainned abroad to aquire a skill.

If Militancy is the criteria to benefit from government, then by all means every region should bring out the militancy in them.

Igbo Biafra should rage
Niger-delta Militants should rage
Northern Boko Haram should rage
Yoruba OPC too should rage.

Let the whole country be ungovernorable, either the country splits up and every tribe govern herself or the Govt at the Center of project "One-Nigeria" treats every Nigerian equally.

It is unacceptable for govt to pay you just cos you are a militant and then leave those that shun militancy.

We reward the wrong virtues in this country.

You reward a Militant By Paying him,

And reward a Graduate with unemployment.

Misplacement of socially acceptable morals.

If our society is one that rewards waywardness with Govt Amnesty then so be it.

Its really begining to get clear to me the way forward for this country is to Split up Nigeria to its constituent element.

Igbos should go to Biafra

Hausas should remain with Arewa

Yorubas go Oduduwa,

And other minority tribes decide which to align with

Enough of all these non-sense

Nigerians would beg PDP to return in 2019
Am I dreaming or I can't read properly again..

this must be the Joke of the Century.
Nigeria is better without a govt than PDP coming back..
Anything or nothing at all is better than PDP.

Buhari is a Very Simple Man.
Like if you agree and share if you don't

After all the scam from PDP led government.
Its such a shame.
GÉJ rest well ooo!
If not for God, you for sink this country like Titanic.

Ok Guys.. This is My own Letter to my Executive
President, Federal Republic of Nigeria
"Muhammadu Okechukwu Ogbuagu Abraham
Lincoln Buhari"
Somebody should please be Magnanimous
enough to help me post it and make sure it
gets to Him.
Dear sir, I am not writing to convey any
congratulatory message on your well deserved
victory in the just concluded Elections that
usherd you into Power to assume your rightfull
and long over-due position.
I'm not writing you because its the in-thing
people just wake up, take a pen and write you a
letter for the fun of it.
I am not writting you as a publicity stunt either
I'm not writting because I'm an unrepentant
hardcore unapologetic fan of Muhammadu
Buhari, its clear for every one to see you are
the people's General, little wonder you are
loved by the overwhelming majority
I'm not writing you as a psychophant singing
your praises only because you assumed power.
I'm not writing you expecting any financial
benefit in return.
I am writting you because I believe in this your
Ordained Administration.
I am writing you because I believe #Change is
here
I am writing you because I'm an ordinary
Nigerian concerned about the progress of
Nigeria.
I am writing you because I believe you are the
Messiah to take us to the Promise land.
Nigeria a land so blessed flowing with milk and
Honey but bad leadership has plunged the
destiny of this country almost to ground zero.
I am writing you because of the renewed hope
and vigor aroused in every Nigerian May 29th
when you assumed office.
I am writing you because I fall in the category
of "Everybody" which you said you belonged to
as I quote that Historic speech "I Belong to
Everybody and belong to Nobody"
Since I have life, I don't believe I'm a nobody, I
believe I fall in the category of "Everybody"
just like most other ordinary Nigerians like
myself.
I am writting you because Leadership has
changed so also followership must #change.
Sir, I believe you are capable to deal with all
those corrupt leaders, especially those in
Political offices, You have said you would look
even deep down to administration even to the
Local government Level.
I would be glad if you curb or totally Check-
mate the Excesses of our Senators
Governors
Representatives
Local government chairmen
Ministers of the federal Republic and all other
top Government functioneries.
Sir, I believe if all of these are taken care of,
60% of Nigerian problems would have been
solved.
I'm so elated writing you sir, because I believe
you are the "People's General"
Walking with the People is wÀlking with God!
When you walk with God, you can't fail as its
often said, the voice of the People is the voice
of GoÐ.
Sir, I'm writting because I believe you are the
messiah to take NEPA to over 20,000
MEgaWatts from the poor 1300 MegaWatts GEJ
left it,
Sir, I am writing because I believe you are the
one to turn around our Petroleum sector and
our chief source of national income.
Sir I believe you are the one to reposition
NNPC, only Yesterday I read in the papers you
dissolved the governing council of the NNPC
board. What a laudable feat.
What an "Ogbuagu" you are! The Lion Killer
Himself. The Killer of Corruption.
Sir, I am writing believing that, as a retired
Army General, Security in this country is a
forgone and settled issue.
Sir, I am writting because I believe you are a
magician with a Magic wand you'l just wield and
turn the fortunes of this great Nation around.
Sir, I'm writing because I believe you have
come to awaken the Nigerian spirit and place
her on the globe as the Giant and economic
power house of Africa.
The Nigerian Spirit is indeed a Giant I must
confess!
Sir, I am writing because I believe you are the
choosen one to bring succor and relieve to our
land.
Sir, haven said all of these, the people brought
you to power sir. You can't afford to betray
their mandate.
This #Change must be instilled in each and
every Nigerian through Social-Reforms.
I believe at this time sir, National Orientation
nd re-orientation over and over again is partly
what you owe the people for a desired change
and approach to issues.
The people know what is right to do, but you
must constantly instil and remind them it
doesn't hurt any Nigerian to do the Right thing.
Sir, I believe if there are equal level playing
opportunities, I believe a majority of the
populace would succumb to what is right!
Sir, I believe through the National Orientation
Agency we can properly drum to our ears as
Nigerians what is the right thing at the right
time at all times through every form of social
medium available in the 3 major Nigerian
languages even to the most Remote locality in
our dear country through Radio, TV, print and
electronic mediums.
Cohession and National integration. National
Unity, to foster peace and stability is what I
believe you owe the people.
This time more than ever sir, you need all
National Orientation Agencies to come alive to
this dispensation.
Discipline and decorum and sanity must be
restored to our polity with sincerity of purpose
driven by passion for Excellence.
People must have proper orientations.
People must know as little as not to drink
satchet water and throw the satchet in such a
way to litter the place.
People must know you don't walk into a bank
and jump the que, people must be orderly and
follow due process, people must obey the law,
at all times sinked in their subconscious
through these orientation agencies.
Sir, I believe all of Nigerian mentality under
past administrations needs to be corrected by
massive scale re-orientation over and time
again.
People must know you don't intimidate or
upress their fellow Nigerian because you are a
little above on the social strata.
People must shorn every form of recklessness
National integration must be encouraged for
mutual coexistence. People must be their
brothers keepers. People must love and not
hate. People must be tolerant of other people's
religion.
People must imbibe good virtues.
Hard work and merit must be rewarded and
illegality punished.
Corruption is not as big a monster as we think
it is.
It starts with the people.
If the people do the right things everyday, then
our national life would be the pride and envy
of other african countries and the world at
large.
Sir, I am writing because a country where able
bodied youth willing to work have nothing to
do, then they become menace to the society.
I am writing because unemployment is a time
bomb ticking, but for your timely intervention,
the bomb might have gone off.
Sir, in my little wisdom, I think all these old
pot-bellied semi-illitrate Police officers with
barely primary 6 certificate should be retired
and settled to very large hecters of Farm
Settlement around the 6 geo-political zones of
the country.
No denying the fact, we Must go back to
agriculture. I'm not reminding you what large
massive scale agriculture can augument and
even overtake proceeds from Crude oil.
Let all these old people from Civil service,
Police, custom, army, Navy. Airforce and other
top govenrment agencies revive the
agricultural revolution of this country,
Let the youths be absorbed into the
mainstream economy to make the National
Economy Vibrant and buoyant
No gain saying the Youths must be empowered,
but in a country where people have served
more than 30 years in service or passed the
mandatory 65 years retirement age but sit
tight is abuse of office hereby leaving many
youths stranded cos they can't be absorbed into
the main stream.
Sir, I believe Politics should be more like
philanthropic gestures and not what you get
paid for.
Political office holders must realise its a
priviledge to serve the people.
Political office musnt be by force do or die.
Political office should be only for those with
genuine interest to serve the people and not
what they would make for their pocket.
I believe politicians should be orientated at
looking very carefully what they can do for
their country rather than what their country
can do for them.
I believe as a politician, its a choice you made
from your free will to serve the people.
I believe your service to the people as a
politicain shouldn't come at an extra cost to the
people, You can't claim to be serving the
people and collect 9Billion naira from the
people's tax money just for clothing yourself
alone when majority of the people are down
trodden and have no cloths.
You had cloths before choosing to serve, why
then fleece the people wardrobe allowance.
Its simple, misplacement of priorities.
Sir, To get our acts right in this country, we
must set our priorities right.
The people are the ones serving the politicians
and not the politicians serving the people. Sir,
this Trend must be reversed sir.
Sir as I earlier postulated, I believe right now is
the time to bring an end to this once and for all
in the spirit of #Change you promised this
great country.
I have always believed Nigerians are the
problem with Nigeria and Nigerians are the
ones to solve the problem with nigeria.
Nigeria must Fix herself cos aint nobody gon fix
it for us.
Sir! I am writing you because I'm looking
forward in excitement and anticipation of how
you'l turn the wheels of fortune of this great
country around.
Sir, I'm writing you because your detrectors
and critics are there waiting for your first single
wrong move and I'm glad you've given them
nothing to yap about so far. Please keep that up
sir.
Every single move you've made has been
splendid and commendable to me since you
assumed office.
Sir, I'm writing you because I believe in you
and I believe you can not let us down as a
Nation.
Sir, I am writing you because you are the last
hope of the common man.
Sir, I am writing you because I believe under
your administration, this country must be great
again.
Sir, I'm writing you to atleast contribute my
own little quota to this #chage we so desire.
Finally sir. I'm writing you to inform you of my
full fled unwaivering and unconditional support
to this your Admistration of National unity. I'm
writing you to let you know that the people are
solidly behind you sir.
I'm writing you to let you know that we are
ready to emrace #Change in totality
I'm writing you because I believe under your
administration you would set startegic vision
and pace that our country would be the country
we all desire, That same country flowing with
milk and honey.
A country that supports the defenseless and
the helpless and the most vulnurable.
A country that watches over her own
A Country that would be self sustaining, export
and not import dependent
A Country of Great People, Great Nation with
proud citizens to hold their head high any part
of the globe.
I'm believing you could change international
perception of Nigeria.
Nigerians Break records in Oxford, in
Cambridge, in Harvard, in colombia, in
Massachucettes and just all around the globe in
different endeavours.
Charity they say begins at home.
Sir I'm writing you to inform you that, come
what may, we must overcome.
On a Final Note sir.. I hear Obama is scheduled
to Host you In Washingthon on 20th of July. I'm
already excited and looking forward to the
prospects of the First American Black President
meeting with the President of the Most
Populous Black-Nation. History and time would
sure be fair to such a Meeting.
I look forward to you settling once and for all
the issues bothering on National and Regional
Security. I wish you a safe journey to and From
America #Obama4Mankind #Buhari4UsAll.
Sincerely from my heart, I wish you and all well
meaning Nigerians all the best in this our Quest
to Make Nigeria a Better Place.
On the last note sir.. Please #Baba don't forget
the #5000 Naira you promised us, it would go a
long way in helping my situation.
God Bless the Good People and The Executive
President, Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Retired General Muhammadu Okechukwu
Abraham Lincoln Ogbuagu Buhari.
Butter flies are in my Stomach sir.
You make me Euphoric and raise the hair on
the back of my palm.
The Goose pimples from the joy I felt May
29th has refused to subside.
Consolidate on your Status as a #LivingLegend
sir!
Time and Posterity would sure be fair to you
sir. Already your Names are in the Good Books
of Time. You can Do more Sir! No amount of
Good is ever too much sir.
May your Reign bring Tremendous Prosperity
and wealth to our Land.
Yours Faithfully. A Devoted Nigerian and your
Compatriot.. ""
A Buhari Wanna Be.
I promise you sir, I would Name My First Son
#Buhari
#ConcernedCitizen.
#TeamGMBStandUp.
#SaiBaba
#SaiBuhari

Fertilenigeria:
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Oh! Thank you so very much. Nairaland is my family and I wonder what I would'a done without them.

Thanks again bro..

Fertilenigeria:
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In the next training, I will teach you here how to make money from your adsense account.

I have the google adsense link on my previous company website. But I didn't service the site and it parked up! Question is, can I use that same code on my previous site and attach it to the new site I just developed and pick up where I stopped with google? I remember we had generated as much as 250 euros in that account but too many condition to meet before withdrawal so we just abandoned the money in the account and abandoned the link entirely, however, I'm willing to go back and pick up but not ready to apply for anoda one if the previous one can work on a different site entirely other than the one it was approved for.

Its good prospect and very exciting doing business with a fortune 500 company.

Google is no small company you know!

Hope this BVN isn't the American version of that chip that people are saying its the mark of the beast! The anti-christ.

People should be careful ooo, we are in end times. Same-sex marriage just confirmed it.

People should be careful anything chip or number before person go collect mark of the beast without knowing it

If she's ready to collect, I'm ready to give oo!
I'm a generous giver, moreso she's a little beautiful

This must be a real big joke. I can't stop laffing

Ahn ahn! It can never be that bad for TANoids na, they are still our brothers, only say their head no correct, we must educate and enlighten them always

I no blame the guy ooo!
Person never dÍe of hin drug crimes, na plane crash go come kÍll am!
Oju ni alakan fin shor ori