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No names? We will not take this!!! Name Checkers Association of Nigeria Abuja Chapter must protest tomorrow en masse to the Pakistani Embassy in land of the Descendants of Jew, developers of Pakistan's economy. But, wait o, these people just dey disgrace us globally irrespective of ethnicity. How will Pakistan too be deporting Nigerians, our Jews for that matter!!! We will not take this!!!!!! |
How many times are we going to be told about this case? I read through the comments and I must commend the magnanimity of Christians in Nigeria. Let me explain how Christianity works for those who think this is a loss to Christianity. First of all (go down low), because your parents are high ranking Christians doesn't make you a Christian. It is a personal decision and relationship. Even though my parents are Christians, I wouldn't say it was their faith that got me saved cos I can never forget my personal encounter that became a turning point in my life for good. Secondly, reading the stories of these ladies confirmed that they were not Christians in the first place. These are people accused of prostitution, nudity and addiction. They glorify money and the get it from one rich Alhaji who will gladly provide for them (and several other wives he own as trophies) so they become Muslims since they weren't even serious Christians in the first place. I know it's been a very hard time for Nigerian Muslims with bad tales happening in the religion - terrorism, fanaticism, intolerance, violence, disregard for right of the women, Sharia, ISIS, Boko Haram, suicide bombers and the rest. When it seems they can't boldly call their religion one of peace without feeling betrayed, and it is as if their religion is getting unattractive to progressives, intellects and the learned, knowing that some ladies who once had Christian parents before going astray and wayward would come as great news for them since that is the only positive thing about their belief. Even at that, it is a dent to their religion's reputation of death by stoning verdict for those that convert to other religion from Islam. So, fellow Christians, let's not rub the dirt of Islam in the faces of Nigerian Muslims cos we love them. Instead, let's just continue to pray for peace of Nigeria cos if it takes having these wayward money-seeking actresses converting to Islam to give us peace in this country, I think it is a great bargain for us. Christianity will continue to be attractive for generations to come, I can't honestly say that about Islam, I just can't. |
just here to check the name. Yup, it can only be them. Talented individuals, globally acclaimed citizens that are well educated and more advanced in their reasoning abilities |
You guys are quick to blame Buhari but not saying anything about the Avengers that are blowing up pipelines. Even as you complain of hardships, you are secretly happy with the "We told you Buhari is bad" rhetoric. When all is said and done, no one is living this country, we are all in this together. Let's put sentiments aside and start wishing this country well. I pray God will help the president to stir the ship of this nation in the right direction. |
You won't see Muslims on these kinds of thread. You won't hear them condemn the act especially since it was ordered by the Imam. But they will be shouting Allahu Akbar through their stinking beards and hijabs when they read about the conversion of a pastor's driver on any of the fake blogs around. No sane and literate person will willingly join Islam few years to come as it is daily showing itself as a religion of retrogression. The world will be so peaceful without Islam since all religion-linked violence in the 21st century could be linked to them. Yet they claim their religion is the right way. See how they murdered someone's mother, wife, sister and friend because of a religion none of them was there when it was founded. Bunch of illiterate, stupid and foolish animals. RIP to this God's General. The world knows this woman for her good deeds because of the evil actions of these Imam and others. The truth will continue to shine no matter the violence from the camp of the servants of violence mongers |
I'm representing Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN) Ibadan Chapter at this emergency meeting. Are our brothers up to it once again? Let's check the name. Yup, na dem dem Pillars of Nigeria's economy, the builders of Lagos, developers of Abuja and caretakers of Ibadan Without them, Cambodia wouldn't have gotten independence. With this consistent act, they will turn Biafra into the drug capital of the world. We hail una Meeting adjorned. |
Name Checkers' Association of Nigeria (NCAN) California Chapter's secretary here to do the needful. Scrolls down..... Scrolls down again............. Sees name John Vincent Arinze hails from Ara village, Nise in Awka South Local Government Area of Anambra State. John who had lived in South Africa for over a decade accepted ownership of the illicit shipment. Yup, na dem. Descendants of Judah, the strong pillars of South Africa's economy. Disciples of Nnamdi Kanu Without them, Africa would have been on fire and in recession. We hail una. Meeting adjourned. |
buying one dozen of brazier and one dozen of pants for the mother got me laughing more than the gen for the father and bike for the mother. These people are really backward in their thinking. And to the mofos saying igbo girls are not cheap, you shld be ashamed of how your fathers are placing a named value on you. Just imagine the husband yabbing the wife later in life that he wants his one dozen of bra and pants returned. I got married last year and my in laws refunded the dowry. Me and my wife enjoyed the money at a nice restaurant. Today I pay the school fees of her siblings, 3 in all. And I do it happily and respectfully. I wouldn't have agreed if they had given me such a ridiculous list like this. So greedy people. So greedy you want someone else to buy brazier for the wife's mother. Chaiii |
I pity the future of this country walahi. Visit the website, read the info and stop saying rubbish here. Did you expect the government to add 500k more people to the civil service? Who does that? How will the GDP improve? What the nation's youths need mostly is empowerment and skills acquisition. You have to work at the end of the training and they are even going to provide support during the training and after the training. I don't mind people criticizing, but at least have all the info before you argue. This is a really nice idea and I hope everyone that needs a job should apply for this. Abeg it is not every time that you will wail. |
why didnt they make all these demands during GEJ's time? They went on recess and allowed a northerner to come on board before starting trouble. Now we know who got the ammunition the last administration said it bought |
don't worry, Igbos for Malaysia and Thailand will soon be in the news |
The government of Oyo state is making active moves aimed at ‘privatising’ public schools in the state through the transfer of ownership of public schools in a public/private partnership deal which it said is aimed at developing human capital founded on quality education in Oyo state. In a statement gotten by IBPulse and signed by Mrs. Makanjuola AO, Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Education, Science and Technology, the government said it is inviting applications from interested stakeholders desirous of partnering with Government in this regard. This means that if you are interested in owning any public school in Oyo state, you will do the following: Collect application form from Room 18 of the Ministry of Education, Science and Technology from Friday, May 27, 2016, for a sum of Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira (N250,000.00) only Address completed applications to The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Education, Science and Technology, Secretariat, Ibadan. Attach the following with the completed application: i. Memoranda/Expression of interest (10 copies). ii. Evidence of previous experience in school administration. iii.Evidence of financial and management capability to operate the school(s) successfully. Submit to Room 56 of the Ministry not later than Thursday, June 23, 2016. What does this mean? It simply means that those religious institutions who are clamoring for the return of schools in the state to their founders can now get that done by simply applying to own the schools. Furthermore, rich men and women in the state who are interested in the education sector can also get that done. Potential setbacks Without any doubt, this move will be opposed by civil servants in the state because the government cannot guarantee job security for the teachers and other workers in the schools. So, prepare yourselves, sh*t is about to go down. Source: http://ibpulse.com/2016/05/oyo-state-govt-makes-moves-to-privatise-public-schools/ |
Just here to check names *Scrolls down* A-R-I-N-Z-E--- Yup Na dem ............ The descendants of Jew, the pillar of Lagos and Borno economies. Without them Nigeria would not be prosperous |
Name Checkers Association, Ibadan Branch. Just here to do the needful. Mission accomplished. Na dem |
Nigeria’s e-commerce giant Jumia has secured an additional investment of NGN17 billion from Orange Telecoms. The investment was secured by Jumia owners, Africa Internet Group (AIG) and would be for the companies under the group led by Jumia. Orange made the investment in exhange for equity in the company whose investors also include AXA, Goldman Sachs and longstanding investors MTN Group, Millicom and Rocket Internet. Through this investment, which will be accompanied by a series of strategic partnerships between the subsidiaries of the two groups, Orange will help Jumia and other websites run by Africa Internet Group to accelerate their growth and seize development opportunities in Africa. Since Jumia’s creation in Nigeria in 2012, Africa Internet Group has seen significant and continuous growth with ten online consumer businesses operating today in 23 African countries, enabling more than 50,000 local and international companies to do business with African consumers. Jumia, the original platform, allows businesses to market their products and services online to Africa’s emerging middle class. Other services offered by Africa Internet Group include an e-commerce marketplace (Kaymu), websites offering food delivery (Hellofood) and hotel booking (Jovago), as well as online classified ads for general merchandise (Vendito), real estate (Lamudi), jobs (Everjobs) and vehicles (Carmudi). This investment underscores Orange’s commitment to Africa, a high-growth territory where nearly one in ten inhabitants is an Orange customer, and confirms the Group’s determination to provide the best digital services to its customers. Stéphane Richard, Chairman and CEO of Orange, stated: “We are particularly pleased to announce our entry into the capital of Africa Internet Group. With this strategic investment, Orange now has the capacity to play a leading role in the fast-growing e-commerce market in Africa. This acquisition is combined with the signature of several important partnership agreements that will create value for all parties. In particular, across the twelve countries where we have a common presence, this investment will enable us to significantly develop our ability to market products and services developed by Orange Middle East & Africa over the Internet. This operation, initiated by our corporate investment fund Orange Digital Ventures, is fully aligned with our strategic plan, Essentiels2020, particularly with regards to our ambition to reinvent customer service, develop the digital channels and services offered to customers as well as our ambition to develop our activities in Africa and the Middle East.” Sacha Poignonnec and Jeremy Hodara, founders and co-CEOs of Jumia and Africa Internet Group, commented: “We are thrilled by Orange’s equity investment and are eager to translate our strategic partnership into unique offers for our customers. Jumia and our other online consumer services give millions of African consumers an opportunity to access and transact with local companies in a new and very convenient way. With Orange’s support and expertise, combined with that of our existing long-standing shareholders, we will be able to further improve our service offerings and the customer experience while continuing to invest in our infrastructure”. Source: http://techdigest.ng/2016/04/05/jumia-secures-additional-n17bn-investment/ |
Now I understand why Buhari no dey waste his time explaining some of his actions. Even when the govt explains, we are in a hurry to comment and not even read. This article makes lot of sense and Nigeria is not the only country doing this. I was in Ethiopia last year and I was given a tour of the government's agric transformation project. This is a critical component of what they are doing. Just imagine if the Fulani are not going from one point to another killing people and destroying farms. Just imagine the peace that will reign. It is not everything that is PDP versus APC; it is not everything that you should oppose. I believe any man that forms an opinion without even listening to an argument is an eediot and we are seeing an increasing number of eediots these days. |
Zoology. U? lemade: |
did anyone here got PhD admission? What are we expected to do? Thanks |
some people need commonsense on how to use social media. how can you be threatening people anyhow cos you have internet access? Smh |
when did Mocheedah become a rapper? OP na wa for you o |
A 28-year old female that tested positive for Lassa fever has become the first person to be diagnosed with the condition in Ogun state. Furthermore, 60 other persons with point of contacts with the victim are under observation. The state Commissioner for Health, Dr. Babatunde Ipaye, who broke the news todayat a briefing on Thursday, said the person infected is a 28 year-old female at about 8.30pm on Wednesday. According to him, "I want to confirm that the first Lassa fever casualty has been recorded in the state. The case is from a 28 years old girl, an indigene of Ogun state. She travelled to Ebonyi state on 8 January,2016 to attend a burial ceremony. We don't know what killed the person. "She returned back to the state on 15, Jan. Few days after her return, she started having fever. She reported at Rubi hospital, Ota on 25 January,2016. Her case was managed there for some days till 2 February before she was transferred to Central hospital, Ota. "Immediately, she got to the hospital, they called us to report to us because the symptom revealed the disease. "Without wasting much time, we swung into action and we took her blood sample and sent to it to LUTH, Lagos. The first result came in around 5:10pm yesterday and the second result came in around 8pm. I spoke directly with Prof. Adelabu myself, the medical Director there and he confirmed it to me and immediately,we started diagnosis. "We contacted the OOUTH team and she has been moved to the isolation unit of Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital, OOUTH, Sagamu and aggressively managed. I spoke with the Lagos state Health Commissioner, he was already on his way out of the country, he linked me up with the Permanent Secretary, who urgently sent 10 ribavirine anti viral drug to commence treatment. "She has passed through two different hospitals,we have admission into the hospitals and have ordered the closure of the two hospitals. We will decontaminate them before opening to avoid contamination", Ipaye explained. Source: http://healthnewsng.com/lass-fever-in-nigeria-spreads-to-ogun-60-under-investigation/ |
Senate President, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki has joined well meaning Nigerians that are eulogizing the late Olubadan of Ibadan Oba Samuel Odulana Odugade I. In a statement issued by Saraki through Yusuph Olaniyonu, Special Adviser, Media and Publicity, to the Senate President, Saraki described the late monarch as a great and courageous monarch who fought valiantly to preserve the dignity of the Ibadan traditional stool and by extension the nation’s traditional institution. According to the Senate President, the late traditional ruler was a highly accomplished parliamentarian, frontline politician and a statesman who was a member of the Federal House of Representatives in the First Republic and remained till his death a role model for current members of the parliament at state and federal levels. A copy of the statement gotten by IBPulse showed Saraki describing Oba Odugade as a personality who became an inspiration to the entire Yoruba nation in particular and the country in general. Saraki said: “Looking at the life and times of the late Olubadan, I cannot but hold my breath considering his achievements. This was a man who started as a Clerk, became a Teacher, Soldier, Politician, Educationist, Parliamentarian, Philanthropist and first class traditional ruler in a span of about 100 years. I will simply say he lived a worthy and exemplary life. His was a true life story of grass to grace. This I believe would remain a great source of inspiration to all of us and the upcoming generation.” He commiserated with the immediate family of the deceased, the nation’s traditional institutions, the government and people of Oyo State and the entire Yorubaland; and prayed God to grant the soul of the late monarch sweet repose. He urged the family of the late Monarch and all those in grief over the death to take solace in the fact that the late Olubadan lived life to the full and made positive impact on all those who met or were close to him during his life time. Source: http://ibpulse.com/2016/01/late-olubadan-of-ibadan-was-a-great-and-courageous-monarch-saraki.html |
Just in case you have not heard yet, the Olubadan of Ibadan is dead but the Yorubas believe the kings don't die, ,instead, we say that have passed on or have gone to join their ancestors. This week, the Olubadan of Ibadan, Oba Samuel Odulana Odugade 1 passed on and IBPulse.com has details about the monarch's last hours. Palace sources said the monarch died at about 7.30pm on Tuesday in his sleep. This was confirmed by the Provost of St Peter’s Cathedral, Aremo, Ibadan, the Very Reverend Dr Wale Adebuji, who was one of the early callers. He said he came to administer the weekly Holy Communion on the late Olubadan on Tuesday morning only to be told of his death in the night. Rev Adebuji said :”I came around yesterday (Tuesday) to administer the weekly holy communion which I usually gave Kabiyesi every Tuesday. After the programme, he waved me goodbye in Yoruba language O dabo. But I was surprised to hear in the evening that he had joined the saints.” He then wrote in the condolence register: “We thank God for a fulfilled life lived by Kabiyesi. He actually and truly served God and humanity. May he rest in perfect peace.” Workers and members of the family were cleaning the compound. At about 9:42am, a blue pick up van brought tents and canopies into the palace. Some members of the Olubadan-in-Council; the Otun Olubadan, High Chief Lekan Balogun, Ashipa Olubadan, High Chief Eddy Oduoye Oyewole, Otun Balogun, High Chief Akinloye Owolabi Olakulehin, Ashipa Balogun, High Chief Tajudeen Abimbola Ajibola and Ekerin Olubadan, High Chief Abiodun Kola-Daisi, were at the palace. Others include Rev Segun Okubadejo, President General, Central Council of Ibadan Indigenes (CCII), Chief Wole Akinwande, Chief Bayo Oyero, Chief Adebisi Shittu, Aare Musulumi of Yorubaland, Dawodu Makanjuola Akinola and the Chief Imam of Ibadan, Sheikh Abdulganiyu Abdulbakry Agbotomokekere. The Chief Imam, in a short exhortation after greeting the widow of the late Oba, thanked the chiefs for their loyalty to the Olubadan. He prayed for the chiefs and Ibadan as a city. Source: http://ibpulse.com/2016/01/heres-how-olubadan-of-ibadan-passed-on.html |
Event planner, Washere |
Did you even read the story? The verdict was delivered by the Supreme Court in April yet you are blaming Buhari. Wail with sense amtaken: |
Director of Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, might have to restrategise as the apex Igbo socio–cultural organisation, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, has disowned him and members of the Indigenous People Of Biafra. This decision by the Ohaneze was made known to the public the on Friday, November 20, 2015 in Awka, Anambra State. Addressing reporters and the public, the Chairman, Forum of State Presidents of Ohanaeze in the seven Igbo –speaking states, Dr. Chris Eluomunoh, said the socio-cultural organisation cannot support the agitation for a Biafran nation. In his words, “You will notice that Ohanaeze has been very silent on the issue of Biafra insurgency, though the youth wing of Ohanaeze has been speaking on it. Ohanaeze, as the Igbo cultural group, cannot support Biafra and we dissociate ourselves from it totally. 'Igbo people have contributed much to the development of Nigeria and we cannot allow some people to jeopardise the lives and efforts of millions of Igbo residing in all parts of Nigeria. 'We believe that anybody who has any issue to settle with the Federal Government should use dialogue and that is why we participated in the last National Conference. No sane Igbo person would want to witness a repeat of the kind of thing that happened during the Civil War. '(Chief Odumegwu) Ojukwu, who led the Biafra war, returned to Nigeria from exile and contested elections in Nigeria, which showed that he was fully integrated into Nigeria and was a full-fledged Nigerian before he died,' Eluomunoh said. However, Eluomunoh said that part of the reasons for the agitation was the dearth of infrastructure in Igbo land and pleaded with President Muhammadu Buhari to address the infrastructural decay in the area. Source: pulse.ng/local/biafra-ohaneze-ndigbo-disowns-nnamdi-kanu-and-his-movement-id4381148.html |
Ordinary issue of who will represent Kanu they couldn't resolve before going to court but they believe they have what it takes to get out of Naija. Lol Upon all the threats and deadlines issued by Ipob for the release of their leader, nothing has happened. He's still in custody and is even facing trial in a Nigerian court. This is President Buhari not Jonathan. Go and check his record to understand who you are dealing with and ask yourselves if you have any chance of winning at all. Ojukwu was a genius and he almost did it but he couldn't. Try and find out why. Try and convince me what you will do differently. Let's have a reasonable debate here cod all I see is just an open letter being written by the likes of Kanu who have no idea what a war really is. Getting out of Nigeria will not be achieved by protests or twitter. Who will be your allies in the region, which country will support you to oppose Nigeria and will not be scared of repercussions? Even the world powers will not support your move cos of the disruption it would cause in the region. Make una think am na I'm even sure that those that are supporting this cause don't know the proper way to go about it. It's okay to tweet and air your opinion. But I take God beg you, don't commit treasonable offences cos Buhari no dey look Uche face o. If your leader can be dragged before a Nigerian court which you all love to call zoo, believe me when I say you are not ready for a full scale liberation war. Even your elders know that. Listen to them The Oracle has spoken. Drops the mic |
The World Health Organization has announced that polio is no longer endemic in Nigeria. This is the first time that Nigeria has interrupted transmission of wild poliovirus, bringing the country and the African region closer than ever to being certified polio-free. The Global Polio Eradication Initiative (GPEI), the public-private partnership leading the effort to eradicate polio, called this a ‘historic achievement’ in global health. Nigeria has not reported a case of wild poliovirus since 24 July 2014, and all laboratory data have confirmed a full 12 months have passed without any new cases. As recently as 2012, Nigeria accounted for more than half of all polio cases worldwide. This success is the result of a concerted effort by all levels of government, civil society, religious leaders and tens of thousands of dedicated health workers. More than 200,000 volunteers across the country repeatedly immunized more than 45 million children under the age of five years, to ensure that no child would suffer from this paralysing disease. Innovative approaches, such as increased community involvement and the establishment of Emergency Operations Centres at the national and state level, have also been pivotal to Nigeria’s success. The interruption of wild poliovirus transmission in Nigeria would have been impossible without the support and commitment of donors and development partners. Their continued support, along with continued domestic funding from Nigeria, will be essential to keep Nigeria and the entire region polio-free. Polio, which can cause lifelong paralysis, has now been stopped nearly everywhere in the world following a 25-year concerted international effort. Polio remains endemic in only two countries – Pakistan and Afghanistan. The eradication of polio globally now depends primarily on stopping the disease in these countries. As long as polio exists anywhere, it’s a threat to children everywhere. Nigeria has made remarkable progress against polio, but continued vigilance is needed to protect these gains and ensure that polio does not return. Immunization and surveillance activities must continue to rapidly detect a potential re-introduction or re-emergence of the virus. After three years have passed without a case of wild poliovirus on the continent, official ‘certification’ of polio eradication will be conducted at the regional level in Africa. Eradicating polio will be one of the greatest achievements in human history, and have a positive impact on global health for generations to come. Nigeria has brought the world one major step closer to achieving this goal and it’s critical that we seize this opportunity to end polio for good and ensure future generations of children are free from this devastating disease. “The outstanding commitment and efforts that got Nigeria off the endemic list must continue, to keep Africa polio-free. We must now support the efforts in Pakistan and Afghanistan so they soon join the polio-free world.” – Dr Margaret Chan, Director-General, World Health Organization. “We Nigerians are proud today. With local innovation and national persistence, we have beaten polio. We know our vigilance and efforts must continue in order to keep Nigeria polio-free.” – Dr Ado Muhammad, Executive Director, National Primary Health Care Development Agency, Nigeria “Stopping polio in Nigeria has been a clear example that political engagement, strong partnerships and community engagement are the engines that drive the momentum of public health programmes, enabling them to achieve great things. I would like to congratulate everyone, particularly political, religious and community leaders in Nigeria and across Africa, for reaching a year without cases of wild polio.” – Dr Matshidiso Moeti, WHO Regional Director for Africa “This is a clear example of success under very difficult circumstances. It shows we can eradicate polio if proven strategies are fully implemented. Combined with the news of the eradication of type 2 wild polio virus last week, we are moving decisively toward ending a disease that has paralyzed tens of millions of children. In this final mile, we must remain committed to providing the resources and the support to the front lines to make this worthy goal a reality.” – Dr Tom Frieden, Director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and Chairman of the Polio Oversight Board “Rotary congratulates Nigeria on its tremendous accomplishment in stopping polio. On behalf of the entire Global Polio Eradication Initiative, we thank volunteers, health workers and parents in communities across Nigeria for their tireless commitment to ensuring every last child is protected against this devastating disease. In the months ahead, their dedication will remain as important as ever, as we work to keep Nigeria polio-free and to eliminate polio from its final strongholds in Pakistan and Afghanistan.” – K.R. Ravindran, President, Rotary International “This is a significant milestone for the global polio eradication effort and the health workers, government and religious leaders and partners should be proud of this accomplishment. While the progress in Nigeria should be celebrated, it is also fragile. It is critical that Nigeria goes two more years without a case of polio which will require the support of partners, increased accountability at all levels of the program led by President Buhari, and increased domestic funding commitments.” – Chris Elias, President, Global Development, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation “The removal of Nigeria from the list of polio-endemic countries is a major victory for Nigeria’s children. It is a testament to the commitment and dedication of the Government of Nigeria, local leaders, and front line workers. And it is proof positive that if we work together in partnership to reach every community and immunize every child, we can finish the job of eradicating this evil disease everywhere, once and for all.” – Anthony Lake, Executive Director, UNICEF Source: http://healthnewsng.com/polio-is-no-longer-endemic-in-nigeria-who/ |
I've just been told that veteran actor, Baba Sala died this morning at the University College Hospital (UCH) Ibadan. IBPulse reported that Baba Sala was rushed to the hospital this week. I was told his health deteriorated, was under intensive care until he was pronounced dead this morning. If you don't know who Baba Sala is, I can only tell you two things - he is one of the very few actors that have national award and Google is your friend. May his gentle soul rest in peace. He came, he saw and he made us all laugh. RIP Baba Sala Source: http://ibpulse.com/2015/08/baba-sala-dies-at-uch-ibadan.html |
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Omo see outstanding use of English. #Respext uniklinkum: |