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Music/RadioRe: Mavin Records And Don Jazzy’s Impotent Artistes by pumpingmachine: 1:22am On Aug 01, 2013
Indifferent: Imagine D'prince saying "take banana till u go yo" 16 times.
I couldnt beleive it
laughing in Swahili
PoliticsRe: The Real Picture Of Made In Nigeria Robots. by pumpingmachine: 9:38am On Jul 29, 2013
These are toys, not robots
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Scientists Finds Message From God On Planet Mars by pumpingmachine: 8:47am On Jul 29, 2013
Are u kidding me? This story didn't make FP? Na WA for these moderators.
SportsRe: Okagbare Breaks African 100m Record Twice In Two Hours!!! by pumpingmachine: 10:11pm On Jul 28, 2013
Philipsdael: nonesense!!!
She is not representing nigeria...
(the chic didnt wear green....)
what is this mumu saying? Are you that daft?
FoodRe: What Happened To MR BIGGS? by pumpingmachine: 9:45am On Jul 27, 2013
I used to be a Mr Biggs ambassador cos they 'disvirgined' my pastries mouth. But over the years, I've come to realize they are dead and gone, posing serious threat to your health.
I remember the first shocking experience I had with them, it was at the Mr Biggs at Okigwe Road in Owerri. I bought fried rice and salad only to find maggots in the salad.
the next time I went there, they apologized and promised it would never happen again only to buy salad that same day and there were more maggots.
another terrible experience was when a friend came to visit me in Ibadan. I asked him to wait at Mr Biggs in Iwo Road. He ordered jollof rice and he was very cold rice. They said there is no electricity.
at the one in Idi Ape, I went to eat one evening. While paying the girl, I dropped my phone, the cheapest Nokia torchlight phone, after eating, I remembered and quickly went back to her but she outrightly denied.
there is one nasty Mr Biggs outlet in Maryland in Lagos too. I went there to meet someone for a business meeting. They told me I couldn't use my laptop nor plug anything while many other entries are luring customers with free WiFi.
I've heard similar experiences in Enugu, Abuja, Abia and elsewhere. In short, that brand is doomed
PoliticsRe: Etsu Nupe Accused Of Forcefully Converting People To Islam by pumpingmachine: 10:41am On Jul 25, 2013
I really feel sad reading this story, more sad reading the comments of Muslims on this website who are supporting the Etsu Nupe. It goes a long way to show how myopic and intellectually deficient many people are.
All I can see in the story is the agony of a father who doesn't know the truth concerning the fate of his daughter. But because your religion is gaining one additional member, you believe it is okay to kidnap another man's daughter and brainwash her while yours are closely kept underneath hijabs.
Jokes apart, this is totally inhuman and degrading to the rational mind. Ever wonder why this will NEVER happen in Christianity? It's because we have conscience, commonsense and are not befuddled with cannibalism, pedophilia, agitation and intellectual psychosis. Smh for Islam
PoliticsRe: Students Killed In Oyo Protest By Policemen by pumpingmachine: 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2013
Syenite: Which one is Emmanuel Alayande College of Education. Una go just dey change name of School any how for South West. Rufus Giwa poly, Adekunle Ajashin university, Olabisi Onabamjo Univeristy, Tai solarin Univeristy, Ladoke Akintola etc. They almost changed UNILAG to Moshood Abiola Univerity sef. Mtcheeew. Soon we will have Gbenga Daniels polythecnic or Alao Akala University. Anyways, RIP to the dead and students please stay off trouble.
were
HealthAfrica Has Done An Amazing Job In Malaria Control – WHO by pumpingmachine(op): 4:58am On Jul 22, 2013
Copied from
http://www.healthnewsng.com/2013/07/africa-has-done-amazing-job-in-malaria.html?m=1

The director of the World Health Organization’s Global Malaria Programme, Dr. Robert Newman has told HealthNewsNG the world health governing body is satisfied with the amount of work that has been done in Africa over the past ten years in the control of malaria.





In an exclusive interview, Newman said several major strides have been achieved especially in securing financial and political commitments from African states.




“I think Africa has done an amazing job over the past 10 years compared to when I first went to Africa in 1995 to where it is today in 2013, there has been several major strides. What made it possible is increase in political commitment and that was evident in the just concluded summit. There has also been increase in financial commitment. Political commitment is critical but without financial resources, nothing much could be achieved,” Newman told HealthNewsNG.




He noted that while there has been a global increase in financial commitment towards the fight against malaria, Africa has enjoyed a major part of the funds. And this has led to the scale-up of various control measures resulting in significant decline in maternal mortality.




“There has been increase in finance worldwide but most of it has been in Africa which has brought tremendous results such scale up of preventive measures such as long-lasting insecticide-treated mosquito nets, rapid diagnostics, effective treatment with combination therapy, and the result has been impressive – 33 per cent decline in malaria mortality in Africa over the past decade,” he said.




He however noted that while current efforts are producing results as evident in decline in mortality rates across Africa, a lot still needs to be done since malaria is totally treatable and preventable.




He said: “This is great news but we should also realize that there is still a lot of work to be done for a disease that is entirely treatable and preventable.




“90 per cent of the people that die from malaria are from Africa including children under the age of 5. Those children are counting on us that the lifesaving commodities such as diagnostics and insecticide-treated mosquito nets get to everywhere they are needed.




“Another challenge is “how do we measure the impact of the interventions?” and there is also the issue of surveillance. So it’s not just about collecting data alone; it’s about collecting data, analyzing it and acting on it.




“At the local level, we need to understand what is responsible for the results we are having. If the prevalence is increasing, we need to understand why this is so – are people not taking their medicines or are the drugs not working? Or are we just having a rainy year with a lot of mosquitoes?"

http://www.healthnewsng.com/2013/07/africa-has-done-amazing-job-in-malaria.html?m=
HealthRe: First Aid: Tips For Common Accidents And Emergencies by pumpingmachine: 5:54pm On Jul 20, 2013
Interesting stuffs
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Her 4 Children Are Harvard Graduates by pumpingmachine: 6:57pm On Jul 17, 2013
A A Adam: But islam loves you and by God grace you shall die as muslim.
mumu
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Her 4 Children Are Harvard Graduates by pumpingmachine: 6:56pm On Jul 17, 2013
Lord, have mercy on me too. This is just so amazing. Throughout that lineage, there is no single child that went astray or couldn't meet the requirements. This isn't just about money, it's about a specially gifted family.
CelebritiesRe: Ogusbaba Opens Multi-million Naira Boutique For Wife by pumpingmachine: 6:06pm On Jul 16, 2013
boron10: You mean Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy? Clap for me grin
this one pass science o, na egun idile (household curse)
CelebritiesRe: Ogusbaba Opens Multi-million Naira Boutique For Wife by pumpingmachine: 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2013
boron10: GEJ is working, haters are hating grin
symptom of mad cow disease smh
TV/MoviesRe: ESPN To Close Its Channels In Africa July 31 by pumpingmachine: 4:32pm On Jul 16, 2013
Ich_el: First of all, Am i d oga on top?
mumu
Music/RadioRe: Weird MC Ft. Mo’cheddah, Sasha - Sewere by pumpingmachine: 11:31pm On Jul 09, 2013
Make somebody download am nau. Why are you so stingy with your megabytes?
HealthRe: LUTH Acquire Machine That Can Detect Death 20 Seconds Ahead by pumpingmachine: 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
the poster should grab a copy of Dele Ashade's popular book on Use of English sharpaly. Thanks for the update though
EntertainmentRe: Bloggers Drop Your Contacts. For Business Deal by pumpingmachine: 12:24am On Jun 28, 2013
Blog Title: Paul ADEPOJU Reports
URL: pauladepoju..com
Twitter: @pauladepoju
Phone: +234 806 088 7107
Email address: adepojupaul@gmail.com
Focus: Interviews with African innovators and foreigners providing solutions for Africa's challenges. And as a lover of free music, I also share download links for songs that I can recommend for my readers cos I know how much we value our megabytes
grin
PoliticsRe: South-African Girls Arrested For Having Nigerian Friends by pumpingmachine: 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2013
And I'm visiting this country next month. After reading this ordeal, I feel like abandoning the trip totally. SA is so disgusting when it comes to xenophobia. Olugbala gbami o, I feel giving the visa to any of those who are desperate to go to Johannesburg
Christianity EtcRe: Mrs Kumuyi’s Wedding Outfit Vs A Deeper Life Member’s by pumpingmachine: 5:20pm On Jun 24, 2013
So what is the poster trying to say? That she should have worn what her mum wore on her wedding day? I don't think so. I even thought she wore something outlandish and revealing. As far as I'm concerned, she dressed decently and moderately just like the Bible says.
By the way, by attempting to judge her you've committed a sin cos we were told to desist from judging others. But I doubt you know where that is. All you are interested in is to soil the Kumuyi family name. Shame on you. Mumu like you
SportsRe: Wimbledon 2013 by pumpingmachine: 1:58pm On Jun 24, 2013
My problem with tennis is we keep hearing same names for many years. Na so so Andy Murray, Roger Federer, Sharapova and the Williams sisters. They no dey discover new talents? And why organize an elaborate competition when you already know who will win?
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj DKM Concert Pictures by pumpingmachine: 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2013
Ms_Steph: Lemme guess he performed his only song oliver twist. By d way when is my boyfriend trey songz coming to nigeria. I need to see dat sexy dimples nd body.
listen to yourself. You didn't go yet you are saying it couldn't have gone well. Well for your info, I watched it online and I enjoyed it. And he didn't even sing Oliver cos he now has many songs. Ms Bad Belle go find someone else to beef or belittle cos Eja Nla is a legend

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