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CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Celebrates Wife, Lola Omotayo On Her Birthday by Pumpumking: 1:30pm On Sep 02, 2021
Angelfrost:
Ohhh... So, having a large or protruding derriere is what defines a woman's usefulness?!!

I honestly don't know why a lot of you guys get so bitter when you see a woman happily married and holding her own!

Many of you have problems o!
are u kidddddin me? how can u marry woman wit no yansh? are u gay? its usually gay sign when guys maryy/date woman wit no yansh. any women without yansh lookalike
man..real talk.
That p square boy dyamm desparate mennn coz that woman is use less. aldo I giv him credit coz she lightskin but over all...he desperate & she use less coz no yansh!!(no oofense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Celebrates Wife, Lola Omotayo On Her Birthday by Pumpumking: 1:16pm On Sep 02, 2021
zedegit:
You sound like MrC0rk

I thought you like dem fair?
Yesssssir I am but yansh is compulsory sir....heavy yansh. See beyansi (no oofense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Celebrates Wife, Lola Omotayo On Her Birthday by Pumpumking: 1:14pm On Sep 02, 2021
revived:
It's not by yansh bro

the woman loooooklikes half cast man coz she have no yansh...I can never date such use less no yansh tings(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: If Your Aunty Is fine, Can U Date Her? by Pumpumking(op): 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2021
OBALOLA55:
SHE IS LAWFUL FOR HIM AS LONG AS THEY DID NOT SUCK THE SAME BREAST
thank u sir. Jashub keeps thinking about sexxxx coz he not mature. That's the last thing on my mind sir. He make it sound like its ilegal to tell a lightskin lady u like her. Respect to u sir... 3 gbosa to u sir!!! smiley
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Celebrates Wife, Lola Omotayo On Her Birthday by Pumpumking: 12:51pm On Sep 02, 2021
revived:
Good Woman

Rubbish woman sir...she have no yansh. That boy despaarate(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: If Your Aunty Is fine, Can U Date Her? by Pumpumking(op): 12:45pm On Sep 02, 2021
Jashub:
[s][/s] Since you've chosen to be no better than the animals who mate with their mothers and fathers , then go ahead with newfound stupidity.
Joshua calm down I begggggggy.u muslim people r too dyamm strict wit yor sharia law I beg. so to like lightskin woman is illegal under sharia law...correct?. Dint u hear me say she gots America acent? so yor ideal woman must spek pigeon English..correct? Bro I love women especially lightskin...am thinking of telling her I love her but i think she will slap me.
can u advise or not gaddddemmmit. I dint ask u for life story!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: If Your Aunty Is fine, Can U Date Her? by Pumpumking(op): 12:39pm On Sep 02, 2021
Jashub:
The issue here is not whether she is light-skinned or not ...she's your aunt and trying to justify your perversity by changing the subject doesn't sound smart at all.
Which one is pervert again? to like lightskin woman is pervert? Do u prefer I link her with u so u can move in...correct? (mr Sharp guy)

bro I dont meamnnnto sound rude but u sound like a Nigeria Taliban!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: If Your Aunty Is fine, Can U Date Her? by Pumpumking(op): 12:15pm On Sep 02, 2021
Jashub:
Your aunt is your father or mother's sister , and having sexual urges towards such a person boarders on the act called incest. Now ,before you open your mouth and start vomiting rubbish, kindly look up the meaning of the word so as to avail yourself of being a victim of self-inflicted ignorance
U sound like u hate women sir. I juss say shes lightskin. U dont like lightskin women? are we not suppose to like lightskin women especially wit American acent.. shes not like Nigerian women who spek pigeon English sir angry
RomanceRe: If Your Aunty Is fine, Can U Date Her? by Pumpumking(op): 12:04pm On Sep 02, 2021
Jashub:
Go for deliverance before you become a victim of incest
So to like fine women is incest? is it incest to like beyansi?
I ask for advise..u talking incest.. are u ok sir?(no oofense) angry
RomanceIf Your Aunty Is fine, Can U Date Her? by Pumpumking(op): 12:01pm On Sep 02, 2021

One of my aunty juss came back from the U.S. problem is she's lightskin with America acent & dyamm fine. Last time I saw her waz when I was 5year old. I visited her yestaday & I think am in love...but too scared to tell her.

Please advise & please mature reply only.
Cheers smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Pumpumking: 11:56am On Sep 02, 2021
[quote author=Lovalovaphunmz post=105413605][/quote]hanggon sweeery. nobody ask u for story. I simply ask u for nomba.why r u chicks all ways stress person up when they ask u for nomba? Was yor nomba please hurrrrry? angry
RomanceRe: Who's Cleaner Here? (pics Attached) by Pumpumking: 7:58am On Sep 02, 2021
Xilsbridalhouse:
Well maybe but majority of men are extremely disorganized! Like you’d think a war took place in their apartment if you visited without notice.

As a bride-to-be, you might think your hubby is neat, organized etc lol better have it at the back of your mind to pick shoes, trousers, shorts and socks in wrong places cheesy Men can scatter house for Africa! Don’t even bother complaining, you’d only be wasting your time my dear cheesy Just arrange and move to the next chore.

I have this extremely organized relative, and extremely clean! Like he’d wash his hands after shaking you, wouldn’t let you sit on his bed, do his laundries himself, clean hands and foot etc though neat but the day his wife traveled for 3 days, the room looked like 3rd war took place. Infact I thought we have been robbed shocked I wished I took a pic, it was sooooooo scattered and disorganized ehn!!!! Kaiii!

But the day his wife returned, the room was already cleaned up and organized grin grin
Atleast he got some respect for his wife but I told her and we laughed about it.
hello u sound like wiifey material...please can i love u twice today & twice nest week? cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do You Know About Redpill by Pumpumking: 7:49am On Sep 02, 2021
Beebah2000:
Make una better con answer op. grin grin grin
ok i apologice for sayin u ugly....am a nice guy.
please please please please i beg i beg i beg, can we juss smash be friend i beg?. even if its 3 round i beg? cheesy
RomanceRe: Hookup In Lekki. Agro Wan Kill Me Abeg by Pumpumking: 7:46am On Sep 02, 2021
Megatron77:
Atleast am smarter than your mom jare, am falling for lekki right now but she fell for a shrine rat like your father and that's why your life is so miserable. as you can see it's not my fault so carry your frustration to somewhere else. byyyye!
u ? smart? ? how?... if u get this ansswer I will giv u to 200K (((i swaaaaaaaaar))))....... ..... what is 2 + 5 ? angry
RomanceRe: Please How Do We Explain This? (photo) by Pumpumking: 1:43am On Sep 02, 2021
CR777:
Any explanation?
Oh I forgot, drink water. grin grin grin
romanse section clearly for chasssssin women sir....kindly carry yor thread & upload to computer section lsir!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Please How Do We Explain This? (photo) by Pumpumking: 1:41am On Sep 02, 2021
CR777:
Any explanation?
Oh I forgot, drink water. grin grin grin
angry
RomanceRe: Who's Cleaner Here? (pics Attached) by Pumpumking: 10:40pm On Sep 01, 2021
Cinema4d:
Let's debate here with examples.
Who's the most hygenic between men and women. Not just taking care of the body, but, also the environment, kitchen, room etc.

I feel guys are the best when it comes to hygiene. I've met a lot of neat freaks which mostly are guys.

Share your views. I stan to be corrected. grin
angry
RomanceRe: Every Redo A One Night Stand by Pumpumking: 10:37pm On Sep 01, 2021
Chuky7:
difference deyhuh
Yes. Sexuality section is for discussng one night stand & discussing pucccccy

Romance section strictly for talking about marriage & chasing women sir(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Every Redo A One Night Stand by Pumpumking: 10:11pm On Sep 01, 2021
Chuky7:
These days I hardly do a girl pass twice unless unless she's tight and has excess beauty.

So far I only have three who I have on speed dial
Please upload yor thread to sexulity section...gaddddemit!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Every Redo A One Night Stand by Pumpumking: 10:10pm On Sep 01, 2021
Chuky7:
These days I hardly do a girl pass twice unless unless she's tight and has excess beauty.

So far I only have three who I have on speed dial
angry
RomanceRe: This Guy Has Set A Very Good Example For Men! These Biittches Are Evil!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 9:58pm On Sep 01, 2021
SweetBuns:
This thread will fall into obscurity too, like the hundred threads that came before it

Nothing to see here.
angry
RomanceRe: Nigeria May Lack Beautiful Girls/ladies If Igbos Goes by Pumpumking: 4:44pm On Sep 01, 2021
naturalman:
Nigeria may lack beautiful girls and ladies if Igbos goes....
This sound funny, but it is the simple truth....
This tribe is arguably having the highest number of beautiful ladies that makes our street glittering and sight attracting.

sir, not sure if u smoke weeed or if weed smoke u but are we talking about the same IBO women who namally have Mustache, side beard, gap teeeeth, kunk accent, hairy amppit, muscular hand shake, strong powerfull thigh, muscular, yams on there leg & yansh ....
bro truss me...if u see Chimeluv, Megatron77, Candidlady, or Beebah2000 truss me... u will runaway sir!!!(no ofeinse) angry

RomanceRe: Nigeria May Lack Beautiful Girls/ladies If Igbos Goes by Pumpumking: 4:38pm On Sep 01, 2021
naturalman:
Nigeria may lack beautiful girls and ladies if Igbos goes....
This sound funny, but it is the simple truth....
This tribe is arguably having the highest number of beautiful ladies that makes our street glittering and sight attracting.
angry
RomanceRe: What A Man Can Do, A Woman Can Do It Better Abi Letter? by Pumpumking: 1:37pm On Sep 01, 2021
Divoc19:
No big nyash, just wide hips cheesy
Dyammm...same family (big yansh, wide hip)....Divoc19..I think I love u sir. Will be in Nigeria in November. We must linkkkku...kaiiiii cheesy
PoliticsRe: 80 Per Cent Of Security Energies Channelled Against Igbo — Intersociety Alleges by Pumpumking: 1:25pm On Sep 01, 2021
onumadu:
By Chinonso Alozie, Owerri



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/80-per-cent-of-security-energies-channelled-against-igbo-intersociety-group-alleges/
IBO People should keep quite menm & stop nagging like hungry stegomayya moskito..gadddemit, yea I sayyit.
U people act like u gods gift to the world..realy. u bring up yor gadddem biafra(a terrorist organisation) bull $hit like the world should be scared of u...realy? And then u have yor Taliban midget terrorist scum u worship: Namdi Kanu who will hopefully rot & die in prison.
My issue wit yor tribe:
1. U want IBO man to be president...really?
can I remind u people that from day 1, yor intension is to break away & destroy Nigeria....so how the fok will anyone wanna vote with u when u have evil future intension. Y'all think we stupid?. The point is if u start problem with yor ideology to destroy Nigeria..y'all regret it big time
LISTEN up...I LOVE , WE love NIGERIA & NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT..IF y'all DONT WANT TO BE PART OF NIGERIA..SIMPLY PACK YOR GADDDDDEM colourless PORTMANTO & EXPORT YOR SEF TO REPUBLICK OF CONGO...they need immigrants!!! (Yea I said it..FREEDOM OF SPEECH..NOT HATE SPEECH. (No oofense) angry
PoliticsRe: 80 Per Cent Of Security Energies Channelled Against Igbo — Intersociety Alleges by Pumpumking: 1:12pm On Sep 01, 2021
RomanceRe: Hips Or Asss? Choose! by Pumpumking: 1:10pm On Sep 01, 2021
czarr:
How is ikorodu today?
Who is that? undecided
RomanceRe: Hips Or Asss? Choose! by Pumpumking: 1:07pm On Sep 01, 2021
czarr:
where is your Range Rover?
Google costa del sol, Spain!!! wink
RomanceRe: Hips Or Asss? Choose! by Pumpumking: 1:06pm On Sep 01, 2021
czarr:
where is your Range Rover?
At home sir. Am ina different country right now: 10 days holiday smiley
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Babymama, Chioma, Dancing With Her Friends by Pumpumking: 1:00pm On Sep 01, 2021
Finestgal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIBvOeFIRE


Davido's babymama chioma dancing and peppering davido with her Hot body

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CTPaZ49D_gn/?utm_medium=copy_link

Use less girl...no yansh...no wonder he dump her like Guinea faow... that Davido ain't got gadddem taste!!(no oofense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Babymama, Chioma, Dancing With Her Friends by Pumpumking: 12:59pm On Sep 01, 2021
RomanceRe: Hips Or Asss? Choose! by Pumpumking: 12:29pm On Sep 01, 2021
czarr:
do you wantu put your head inside belly button Sir (no offence).





We can all be mad.
Wot do u no about belly button??...u want me to lecture u? (Small boy) angry

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